Board Thread:New on Marvel Database/@comment-5896467-20121221130742/@comment-3159031-20121224160144

"I've never seen you lose a game. Except that time in '74 you let Richard Nixon win. That was very kind of you, sir."

"Oh, he just looked so forlorn, Smithers, with his 'Oh, I can't go to prison, Monty, they'll eat me alive!' I wonder if this Homer Simpson is any relation?"

"...Unlikely, sir. They spell and pronounce their names differently."

"Bah! Schedule a game and I'll ask him myself."