Category:Henry McCoy (Earth-616)/Quotes

Various
"Oh my stars and garters!"

- Beast

"The Avengers have the same unfortunate tendency as ordinary law enforcement. Once we have a perpetrator to hang the crime on, we look no further."

- Beast

"For my part, I intend to die standing up. And singing the Marseillaise."

- Beast (X-Men Endangered Species One-Shot)

X-Factor
"Handsome men are always in demand, but I think I'll decline your kind invitation all the same."

- Beast (X-Factor #2)

"Why don't you go orally extract embryonic fluid from a hen's egg?"

- Beast (X-Factor #2)

X-Men

 * There comes a time 'twixt life and death
 * When all men stop to catch their breath.
 * We ask the stars 'Why?', we question our lot,
 * The heavens open wide and reply, 'Why not?'
 * Beast (reciting a poem, X-Men #11)

Uncanny X-Men
"Hard to believe th' boyo's got a doctorate in biophysics."

- Banshee (finding Beast's actions on the football field paradoxical, given his education The Uncanny X-Men #308)

New X-Men
"I'm going to write a paper when I relearn how to use a pen."

- New X-Men #114

"Oh, I'm sorry, Officer Foster -- all humans look alike to me. It's all save this and save that..."

- Beast (Responding to Officer Foster's question if he remembers saving he and his wife New X-Men #134)

"What? The gay stuff? Come on, Scott! I'm challenging all kinds of stereotypes here!"

- Beast (Responding to Cyclops about it going around in the media that he's homosexual after he lied about his sexuality to hurt longtime girlfriend (and news reporter) Trish Tilby New X-Men #134)

"Never stopped me before, Jeannie. She was really upset after what you did to her, you know. You and Scott should have dealt with your marriage problems a long time ago, Jean."

- Beast (Responding to Jean Grey saying that piecing Emma Frost's pieces back together is impossible New X-Men #141)

Astonishing X-Men
Astonishing X-Men #18