User blog:Karin Nirak/Northstar can finally get his dream job!

Northstar! Gay! But not without a job!
So finally a Marvel hero has come out of the closet and admitted himself as a homosexual. Good for him. I honestly wished Marvel would have stayed out of it and been a little more mature than, say, a dozen other comic organizations. Why raise a huge thing about it anyway? Sheesh! Can we not leave the subject alone already?

Anyway....

So what does a comic book writer do with a gay Canadian with shine-y powers? HE BECOMES A LUMBERJACK!!!!! He would be a lumberjack! And be OK! He would sleep all night! And he would work all day! He would cut down trees! He would go shopping on Wednesdays! He would skip and jump! He could even put on women's clothing and hang around in bars! (I mean really. What the heck else could you do with him anyway?)

Northstar will probably get caught in some weird conspiracy. After that, Guardian and the rest of Alpha Flight will be making running jokes about his apparel choices... namely high-heels and a bra.

For all you other Python-heads out there, I salute you. May we all come together and laugh at this stupidity! And may we all come together as a choir [all dressed as Canadian Mounties] to sing along, repeating everything Northstar says in a certain familiar pattern!

Fair thee all well, and have a good day!

-Karin