Category:Peter Parker (Earth-92131)/Quotes

"What a slimy mess. Why can't I be one of those galaxy-hopping superheroes? Why do I end up in the sewers? You don't find the Fantastic Four in a sewer, or the Avengers. Never have I seen the Avengers in a sewer. Or the Defenders. Well, maybe the Hulk."

- Peter Parker

"Blind dates are like the lottery. The odds are so stacked against you. Your lucky if you ever hit the jackpot."

- Peter Parker

"A freezing beam. This is enough to give me arachnophobia."

- Peter Parker

"It's not nice to rob jewelery stores in Mr. Spider-Man's neighborhood. Can you say "I'm going to jail"?"

- Peter Parker

"That's the Spider-Man justice system - guilty until proven an innocent."

- Peter Parker

"Parker, how on Earth did you get in the middle of Manhattan, hanging upside down in a costume you've never seen before?"

- Peter Parker

"Now if I were a chameleon, whose colors would I choose?"

- Peter Parker

"Look at them down there. I bet each one has somebody close. I feel so distant. I have nobody, except you of course. You're always here for me. You're rock solid! And best of all you laugh at all my jokes. Bruce, you're a heck of a guy. But I do wish I had someone a little prettier to talk to. Maybe Felicia Hardy.. And there's Mary Jane Watson.. What am I thinking? How could anybody commit to a guy who sneaks off to crawl on walls?"

- Peter Parker

"Why is it that everything I touch, everything that touches me, is poisoned?"

- Peter Parker

"I will not lose Aunt May the same way I lost Uncle Ben. If ever my spider strength meant anything at all, this is that time."

- Peter Parker

"The story of my life. Save the world, lose the girl."

- Peter Parker

"I always did wanna hang with the homeboys."

- Peter Parker

"I hate the sewer! Whenever I have to use it, I'm eternally grateful I wasn't bitten by a radioactive rat."

- Peter Parker

"For so long now, I've tried to live up to the responsibility that comes with this great power. But when push came to shove. I failed the people who needed me most. The woman I love is gone. Gone forever."

- Peter Parker