User blog comment:LoveWaffle/Well This Is Somewhat Hopeful/@comment-4651179-20121220224132/@comment-16516632-20121221220057

Electro: Aaaw, if it isn't the spectacular Spider-Schmuck. Spider-Man: Ah, dude! Pants! no one wants to see your junk! Electro: Keep laughin' punk! See what I found? What do you think happens if I use it? Spider-Man: Uuuh, interest rates go down? Electro: Yes. It's like my powers are totally unleashed! Now I ca absorb all this energy! Energy without limit!! Spider-Man: And yet, still no pants.