User blog comment:M(G)P/Alternate Universe Challenge No 6/@comment-1895174-20130212205347

It's times like this I'm upset I wasted Doc Chicken.

Ah, screw it

Dr. Chicken Real Name: Subject 3-L Abilties: Any human within a 10yd. radius of Dr. Chicken believes he is a genius

Dr. Mueller's experiements on Subject 3-L, a rooster, led the animal to secrete a pheromone that makes people believe it is smart. Now, anyone that comes within 10 yards of "Doctor Chicken" believes he is an absolute genius. However, it is just a chicken.

Dr. Chicken's arch-nemesis is escaped gamecock Li'l Jerome.