User blog:ElectricMayhem/The Weekly Bugle

A little thing I'm throwing together. I'll try to fit one in every week. Here we go:

SPIDER MENACE STILL ON THE LOOSE
Recently we saw the Spider-Menace tangle with a man who absorbs every thing he touches. If anything, that man is a hero! He fought Hulk and he's one of the Masters of Evil, but big whoop, he almost killed the menace known as Spiderman. And, in my book, that makes someone a hero. Sinister Six should be Super Six by now! written by J. Jonah Jameson, photography by Peter Parker

VAMPIRES KILLED
I'm sure you all heard of how Captain Britain killed all those vampires. Lilith The Demon Mother. Dracula. The other guy. I think there were more then three, though. Oh, well. Either way, in honor of that day, we will have live TV footage on the Vampire Parade in Manhattan tonight. Be sure to watch!

AVENGERS ACADEMY
Now, we just got word that The Avengers are training young heroes at an academy. We do not know much about this, despite it dangerous for those children. Keep reading, and be safe, people! Next week we get more info on this "Avengers Academy".