User blog:Sabilsadat/The problems with Marvel no one wants to admit

Well, I may get banned for this post, but the truth has to be said. As many of you know, I complain A LOT (mostly for fun) and that often gets me into trouble. This blog is perhaps my ultimate complaint, and may or may not be taken seriously. Though my guess is that it will be taken very seriously since some users here are jerks and often display supercilious behaviors against me even when I'm just expressing my honest opinion. Heck, on one occasion during an argument I was made to look like an angry keyboard warrior when my point was absolutely right but the other user was unwilling to admit that and turned a joke into a sub-argument (kinda mirroring how JJ treats Spidey). Anyway, let me just get to the point and tell you the problems I have with the current state of Marvel Comics and also the possible reasons why DC is outselling them (at least last month they did).

So here it goes, my message to Marvel which they will never read:

a) No one gives a flying crap about Inhumans, so stop shoving it down our throats and trying to hype them up as being comparable to X-Men. No, they're not. And never will be. I mean they would, had you deliberately not try to replace the X-Men with them.

b) There's such a thing called Star Wars fatigue, and Disney milking that franchise for what its worth and more is finally boomerang-ing on them. They've overexposed the hell out of Star Wars in a little over a year.

c) Spider-Man, the one hero they keep trying to downplay, always comes back to save their butts.

d) NO ONE gives a crap about a female Thor, and black Captain America, and a black, female Iron Man whose name was stolen from a Japanese porn movie. I'm all for diversity, but create new compelling characters that people can relate to. Like Kamala Khan the Ms Avenger. Not lazy stunts like making Jane Foster Thor or Sam Wilson Captain America. (Sure, they may have outsold their older counterparts, but there's a phrase "Quality over Quantity)

e) Civil War II? More like Civil Sh*t II. No one was crying for a new Civil War...and this story has been godawful and totally forced. If it wasn't for David Marquez's amazing art, Civil Shit II would be doing ever worse.

f) Brian Michael Bendis needs to go on a long vacation. It is obvious the guy has been burned out for a while now...everything he has written in the last couple of years has been utter crap.

g) Ike Perlmutter needs to be taken out of our misery.

Note: This is solely my opinion and I believe the probability of me being right doesn't go below 90%. Yes, I am right. Deal with it. This is a satire post. I'm just really mad with Marvel, which is a company I love and I want them to be better.