Category:Wade Wilson (Earth-616)/Quotes

Deadpool Quotes
"Pardoneth me, fair lady, but dost thou have any Grey Poupon?"

- Deadpool As Beta Ray Wade

"Is that a Megazord?"

- Deadpool looking at an animated dinosaur statue at a museum, Secret Defenders

"Yay, now is fighty time, fighty time, blood, blood, blood!"

- Deadpool (singing)

"You've got a reputation to uphold. So... LEAP!"

- Deadpool (while throwing a tied-up Batroc off a roof)

"If you're not Black Cat, then I'm done. But first -- The Olsen Twins: Good? Evil? Or part of the elaborate C.I.A. plot?"

- Deadpool

Cable & Deadpool 1
"Well if it isn't Nathan Christopher Dayspring Askani'son Summers... or are you just calling yourself Priscilla now?"

- (Cable & Deadpool #1)

Cable & Deadpool 7
"Don't you ninja monks ever shower? I mean, what are you...french?"

- (Cable & Deadpool #7)

"So I'm thinkin' a temple of blind, deaf an' mute monks ain't the best place to carry on this conversation, huh?"

- (Cable & Deadpool #7)

Cable & Deadpool 11
"Hey. Naked Avengers painted on the side of the pool. This guy's a loser but he's my kind of loser. Where's Sue Richards...? Duh, Invisible"

- Deadpool Ogling nude paintings of several female superheroes at the bottom of Fixer's pool - (Cable & Deadpool #11)

Cable & Deadpool 12
"...For the love of 'Bill Gates, this thing is adorable..."

- Deadpool talking about the Techno-Organic mesh - (Cable & Deadpool 12)

Cable & Deadpool 20
"Did you ever have one of those lives?"

- Deadpool after being mocked by the BAD Girls (Cable & Deadpool #20)

About Deadpool
"I always forget (or just block out to spare myself the agony) what Wilson's most lethal weapon is... his mouth! He'll talk nonsense until you surrender or commit suicide."

- Domino (Cable & Deadpool #28)

"I didn't let you beat me, Wade. I mean, I shoved my sword through your chest! Truth is... You're that good. You've always been that good. Which won't even get you a cup of coffee until you figure out how to be a professional..."

- Taskmaster (Cable & Deadpool #36)