User blog comment:M(G)P/Alternate Universe Challange No 5/@comment-1895174-20130207004734

Syphilitic Monkey Real Name: Subject 4-Z Abilities: Enchanced intellect, monkey

Subject 4-Z was just another of the demented a Dr. Mueller's experiments. A Capuchin monkey stolen from the Bronx Zoo, Dr. Mueller exposed Subject 4-Z to the bacteria that causes syphilis. However, that syphilis...was radioactive. Instead of destroying the nervous capacity of the monkey, the radioactive syphilis enhanced the monkey's intellect beyond all comprehension. After breaking out with the other test subjets, the Syphilitic Monkey now runs the Crime Zoo, and plans to take over all the crime in New York

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Donkey Teeth Real Name: Juan Mueller Abilities: Can bite through any material

Dr. Juan Mueller would perform horrible and senseless experiments on animals for reasons only known to him. One day, Subject 4-Z, a monkey given syphilis, broke out of his cage and freed Dr. Mueller's experiments. One of these was Subject 1-K, a radioactive donkey. Subject 1-K bit Dr. Mueller in its escape, causing the mad scientist's teeth to fall out, his mouth to extend, and new, larger teeth to take their place. Now going by the name "Donkey Teeth", Dr. Mueller serves as Syphilitic monkey's consigliere.

Dr. Chicken Real Name: Subject 3-L Abilties: Any human within a 10yd. radius of Dr. Chicken believes he is a genius

Dr. Mueller's experiements on Subject 3-L, a rooster, to secrete a pheromone that makes people believe it is smart. Now, anyone that comes within 10 yards of "Doctor Chicken" believes he is an absolute genius. However, it is just a chicken.

Catfish Real Name: Subject - 9-E Abilties: Feline agility

Subject 9-E was a large-mothed bass whose muscular structure Dr. Mueller resembled to be that of a cat. The bass, now known as "Catfish" was given cat-like agility, and serves as Syphilitic Monkey's top assassin. His skills have never been tested, as he cannot survive outside water.

The Goat Real Name: Subject 0-C Abilties: Jet-propelled flight

In one of his more bizarre experiments, Dr. Mueller transformed the digestive tract of Subject 0-C, a goat, into a jet engine. Now, instead of producing waste, the food is converted into jet fuel and Subject 0-C is propelled into the sky. No part of New York's skyline is safe from The Goat!