User blog:Johnnybravo44/Misfits... just misfits.

Hello, this is Johnnybravo here with my weekly blog, roughly at 5 o’clock each week. Basically I’ll be talking about a new event, a certain character, or another new story from Marvel, or possibly be asking a question, or maybe even a rant (sorry Vulcan!). So keep your eyes peeled each Friday!

I had an idea to talk about "certain characters" on my first blog, but obviously Deadpool seemed more important, and more catchy. Needless to say, I forgot about them. Until I saw Pijuyo2’s upload of Armless Tiger Man. And was like.. Oh.. Right.

Over time, Marvel has collectively created many and many characters. Some have faced unplanned ridicule, such as Maggott or Dazzler, but others were created with that exact reaction, like the Great Lakes Avengers. And then there are those other characters…with no intention whatsoever to make them cool. They just.. well read on. Take a look at some of the pictures, and names. And wonder...why? Why would characters like this ever be created? Who in their right mind...?

These are clearly misfits among others.

First we have Phone Ranger. Does he wait for crime to call him? Doubt it. He most likely calls the big dogs. Look at his pose to the right...what is wrong with him?



Next we have Armless Tiger Man. Yeah, I think the name speaks for him. Oh yeah, he lost his arms from machines or something and wants to destroy all machines... with his feet... and teeth... and a hammer.

Man-Ape. This guy made me laugh the most when he attended Black Panther & Storm’s wedding. Not because he was there, but because he was actually used, and a decent amount too. Hilarious.

Walrus. Pretty much the same as Man-Ape, except a walrus.



Ruby Thursday. One of Marvel’s worst decisions for a character in my opinion. Most men super-heroes are all decked out in muscles, and in return most women have huge…you get were I’m going with this. The point is, why in the world ever combine that with…a bowling ball for a head?

Bi-Beast. The name itself just cracks me up.

Dyke. (Please refer to summary above.) And feel free to call me immature.



As if Obnoxio the Clown wasn’t obnoxious enough, Eye-Scream sure was. Seriously…a mutant that can turn into ice cream? I hope the X-Men ate him.

Beak. Thank God for M-Day, right? This guy had it pretty rough, but hey, still got some with Angel Salvadore.

Stacy-X. For someone whose original name was planned to be X-Stacy, she turned out..just plain weird. Her face always looked weird to me. Another save by M-Day.



Maggott. Come on...slugs came out of his stomach. Neverland was practically created just to rid the world of him.

Ugly John. Not only does he suck so badly as a mutant, but he admits it with his nickname. Steve or John? Who cares! He’s ugly! Oh yeah, Cyclops kills him. Thank you Scott.



The O-Force. Altogether.

And… Flatman. Obviously created at a mockery of Mr. Fantastic. Flatman’s action figure is the funniest thing about him. It’s just paper.

I understand some of those characters were created as a joke. But some...weren’t. Which bottles the mind.

Please let me know how many idiotic characters I forgot in comments below. And try to keep legit ones out.

--Johnnybravo 44 (talk) 23:21, March 4, 2011 (UTC)