User blog:LoveWaffle/Hey, Look at Stan Lee Destroy This Guy While Talking About DC Characters

So Warner Bros. somehow got Stan Lee to participate in their "Injustice Battle Arena" promotional event for their upcoming video game Injustice: Gods Among Us, the game where a bunch of DC Comics characters beat the snot out of each other. They paired him up with Jace Hall, and Stan Lee absolutely destroys him:

Stan Lee's Greatest Hits:

''"Well, who are you?" "You don't have to ask, the world knows I'm Stan Lee. What a dumb question." "This is so obvious it doesn't require...you YOU have to think for a while. You have to think while you're eating. 'Do I dip the spoon in the soup our do I spill the soup over the spoon?'" "What if all of a sudden Wonder Woman attacks him...out of nowhere?" "Well, Batman is well known for being prepared for things it's almost like he-" "Wonder Woman attacking him? He gets out of bed in the morning and says 'I better prepare for Wonder Woman attacking me.'" "He's neurotic. DC characters, I don't know..." "It is highly likely that upon discovering that someone like Wonder Woman exists, Batman would have a contingency plan-" "No, she's a good guy! He's not gonna say 'How can I beat up on a woman? Especially a woman superhero who does good things unless he's nu- well, he might be nuts. I never thought of that." "Wonder Woman doing bad things? Would you leave the room..." "Now let me explain. I'll use words at one syllable. Wonder Woman - correct me if I'm wrong - has, what we laughingly call 'super powers'. Right? Batman has a goddamn collection of weapons and tools on his belt. You can't beat somebody who can do anything! End of argument, I win, what's the next one?" "Well, it's really not much of a discussion. It's a well known fact that one cannot beat the other...but go, talk, waste time. If you viewers have anything better to do, this is a good time to do it." "Well I'm a little bit disappointed, because I too pick the Flash. But I hate being in agreement with you, and I don't know how I'm gonna live this down." "Great minds think alike, Stan." "Yes, but what has that to do with you?" "Can we just assume that I will win all of them, and just move on?" "And I go with Green Arrow on account of you, how can you contradict me! All these years I've know you and you finally come up with a good idea and you're walking away from it."''

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