Tune in my Marvel family as I give my thoughts on another chapter of Jason Aaron's ridiculous saga 😊. As always I apologize beforehand for any typos, and I appreciate all who take the time to read😉. Previous: Avengers#42
https://marvel.fandom.com/d/p/4400000000003343411
Before we start.....let's just bow our heads and pray...... ahem *bows head and closes eyes*: "Dear God, we come before you today to ask.... Why is Jason Aaron such a ridiculous writer? Why lord must he be given the means to write for Marvel and not we who actually care about good stories, the characters, and Marvel canon? Why must we be punished to cringe for eternity as read this Avengers run? How long must heathens be allowed to live? We await your answer. In your sons name....Amen".
....... Excuse my blasphemy, but in all seriousness there is nothing I can say about this comic that I already haven't said before, so I had to sauce up this review with a bit of heathenism so you all can relate 😅😉.
REVIEW & SPOILERS!!
ANYWAYS! Again, there is nothing I can say that I haven't already said, so if you've been following my reviews then you should know my opinion. If you haven't been following; in short, this Avengers series is clearly "dumb-fun", you cannot judge it as a serious or nuanced story, you have to judge it in terms of enjoyment. So my enjoyment level is a good..... 7-8/10. Why? Panther is a god.
So What Happened In This Issue?
1) Phoenix is Thor's Mom-
We had a great laugh about this last month. This issue gets into that a bit more. Phoenix says the real reason she's come to Earth is not because of the millions of other reasons Aaron created, but instead to build a relationship with her long lost son. So never mind that the Phoenix wants to destroy worlds, nevermind that she's forcing characters to fight to the death, nevermind all that other stuff....Phoenix is simply a mom wanting to love her son...............right🙄.
2) Black Panther vs Wolverine... but fire-
I thought the match was cool, it was well balanced but people tend to think Wolverine is unbeatable because of Adamantium, and people tend to think Panther mainly relies on his tech and Vibranium suit for victory- their fight in this issue just reinforces those incorrect beliefs.
Although Wolverine got the upperhand a few times, Panther won. He did because
Aaron is clearly campaigning to be become Black Panther's next writer, or trying to use this Avengers series to satisfy a secret hard-on for BP😅.
Just when Wolverine gets the upperhand, with his claws at BP's throat, Tchalla reveals he'd still win. How? Because he has Vibranium......... IN HIS GODDAMN TEETH! 😆😆😂😂.
Thats right people. Tchalla has a vibranium grill that will block a strike to his throat. Case closed. Smh lol.
3) Only A Few Remain-
Keep in mind "Enter The Phoenix" is a tournament where characters are forced to fight for control over the Phoenix Force. So far, only a few characters remain: Namor, She Hulk, Red Widow, Shanna The She-Devil, Black Panther, and Captain America. The victor must be decided between them.
More happens but I'll save it for the conversation below 😉.
Coming Up?
Next issue is the close of the "Enter the Phoenix" arc, and I'm actually looking forward to see how this ends. So far we have a nice little teaser.... BLACK PANTHER VS CAPTAIN AMERICA!!!
That's right fellas it's yours truly vs @His Grey Eminence who do you think Aaron will side with?! Although Panther has been the secret star of the series, Cap too has had some ridiculous level feats. So who do you think is gonna out do who?
We'll bicker about it in the comments below.
So I close this out now. Again I appreciate all who too the time to read, and I apologize for any typos. Until Next Time My Fellow Heathens😉✊🏾!
