Note: This is a parody of CinemaSin's "Everything Wrong With" series, and some opinions expressed aren't actually my real thoughts.
Spoilers! (But it was released in 2015. You had your chance.)
Issue #1
14 whole credits on the first page??
Cindy pointing out Dragonclaw's name sounding like a Pokémon on page 3 just brings up the fact that Marvel actually copied that name from a real Pokémon move.
Page 5's last panel gives us the first look at some really terrible art that continues through the series(adding 10 points now so that we don't have to mention it again). For whatever reason, Stacey Lee cannot draw normal human faces.
Page 8 shows that Cindy doesn't know what Twitter is. I know she was in a bunker for a long time, but she has friends who've lived in society. They would've definitely told her about Twitter.
Page 11 shows Cindy shooting webs from her fingertips, and we know that the Spider-People that have organic webs shoots them from a vein that opens a hole in their skin, so does that mean her entire fingertips open to shoot webs? If so, her fingers should be really messed up.
Page 12: Dragonclaw literally couldn't get away. He would've had a concussion from the hit, and wouldn't be able to run away, much less run away faster than Cindy could reach the place he landed at.
Page 20: Wait, so she knows how to use a laptop? So how the heck does she not know what Twitter is then? I'm adding 5 sins for terrible continuity.
Issue #2
Overused "It's right behind me, isn't it?" trope on page 2.
Overused "The _____? That burned down years ago" trope on page 6.
Overused perfect timing trope on page 11.
Tentacle p*rn on pages 12 and 13. I'll take one sin away for that.
One punch man reference on page 13? I didn't want to do this, but I'll take another point away.
Overused "wait, he has a different girlfriend now???" trope on page 17.
Come on, using the "It's right behind me?" trope again on page 20? Man this issue was full of tropes. Ten extra sins.
Issue #3
Puff the Jerk-Store Dragon on page 4? Really? That's the weakest pun I've heard since my cheese-based stand-up routine.
Page 7 copying Homecoming.
"Fingertips tingling" on page 9? Maybe that's because your webs should be completely destroying your fingers.
She shoots webs from her palms on page 10? Wait, how does that work?
Page 13 obviously copying Harry Potter. Couldn't the writer think of a better name then Harris Porter?
Does Cindy really think that she's the fastest person on Earth on page 16? A little arrogant, not to mention completely wrong.
Total Sin Tally:
38
Punishment:
Go live in a bunker for 10 years.