Oof

Ha nice! 😂 here’s mine…

Im… (choose one)

• Gay

• Straight

• Bi

• Kinda the leader in here. As you can see, I’m made of rocks, but don’t let that intimidate you, unless you are made of scissors. Just a Little Rock, Paper, Scissors joke for you.

5 more good ones

-What happens when you cross Quicksilver with the Hulk? The Fast and the Furious.

-If Captain America’s shield is vibranium, what is Hawkeye’s shield? Quicksilver. (I'm so sorry)

-Uncle Ben would never discourage Peter Parker from joining the Avengers. But his Aunt May.

-So I finally saw Avengers: Endgame yesterday. It was about time.

-What should you tell people when you’re looking for Captain Marvel’s cat? That you’re on a wild Goose chase.

Thank you for your time

WAIT ONE MORE I'M SORRY

Which color do all the lights in Wanda's apartment have? No idea, but they can be turned on with a Scarlet Switch.

*Sigh*

What do you call an ant that can't talk?

A mutant.

Thats my go to joke in any context.

What do you call Iron Man on a rainy day?

Rust Man.

How much does it cost to kill Nick Fury?

One Buck.

Why are the Avengers so handy with tools?

They're always assembling.

Thor's hammer is amazing... But it can't remove a nail from a board.