"Daredevil, sit down. Let's talk."

Daredevil sat in the chair. The police detective sat across from him.

"So tell me--why did you milk those goats without permission?"

"I didn't think I needed permission to milk goats. I thought that was a right of all citizens."

"It's not."

"Oh."

"We're done here."

Daredevil walked in handcuffs down the hall. A guard escorted him.

"So you're blind huh? I thought you had radar sense."

"Oh, I'm vegan now, so my radar sense only works in submarines now."

"Huh. I always thought that was how it worked."

Punisher showed up to bail DD out.

"Thanks for getting me out, Frank."

"No problem. But you need to start getting milk from stores. No more random goat milk."

But when they get outside, DD steals Punisher's gun.

"What do you think you're doing?!"

"Sorry, I couldn't hear you say that because I'm blind!"

At this, Daredevil consumed the bullets in Punisher's gun in an attempt to become Pac-Man. Naturally, they shot out of his butt like a machine gun and knocked the heads off of several mannequins that a peddler was selling.

Punisher ran up to him. "Alright, I've had it with--"

Daredevil slapped him into a bush.

"There is no cake, only squirrels!"

Daredevil ran sideways off into the distance.

When Daredevil arrived at the place he was heading to, he was very relieved that he was at the place he was heading to. Unfortunately, due to licensing the author couldn't reveal the place he was going to.

Daredevil eventually, on the run, made his way to Chinatown. He met a stranger on the street.

"I knew it!" He told the man. "I knew China was a town! I always told everyone that but they said it was country! They were wrong!"

He skipped past the man. A man in a trench coat approached him and asked him if he wanted some "good stuff".

"Oh yes please!"

At this he was handed drugs.

"Wait I thought you meant good stuff as in dog leashes. Never mind."

DD gave the bag to the man, but promised to help advertise the man's business to those who wanted it. DD told an officer, and the officer seemed eager to meet the man. DD smiled, happy he had helped to get the man some business, and from a cop no less!

Suddenly, Kingpin ran in the street.

"DAREDEVIL! YOU MILKED MY FRIEND'S GOATS AND YOU WILL PAY!!!"

Daredevil's heinous actions had caught up with him!

To be continued!