Just trap him in a vat of highly acidic acid and if he tries to escape, blast him with beams from a Laser Gun that is infused with cancer curing plants and elements of that skin curing soap that one smart kid made. Make sure it could also freeze people in place so you could put him back in the vat. Make sure that if it is a version of Deadpool that is scared of cows, put pictures of cows staring at him all around the vat, or you could just put other pictures of whatever else he fears around the vat if it is something scarier than a cow. Maybe also make sure he is dissected before you put him in the vat.
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So, for those who watched it, including me...
Who exactly was Lady Deadpool in the movie? We heard rumors of Blake Lively vs Taylor Swift. My first guess was Blake, due to Nicepool mentioning recent pregnancy, which Blake went through. The problem is, I missed Lady Deadpool in the credits. Can someone confirm who it was? Was it really Blake as I suggest?
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As the title saids 🗣️‼️🐺
For anyone out there whose wondering what happened between Deadpool’s debut and his first encounter with Wolvervine
https://youtu.be/OMBf4Dtkp6Q?si=oL-L6_8glGSFIrR3
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I’m personally a sucker for both Deadpool and Morph (specifically Age of Apocalypse Morph). I can see them either really getting along with each other, or just absolutely despising working together, but all in all it would probably make for one of the funniest Marvel comics of all time.
Do y’all have any dream pairings?
Location: Hell's Kitchen.
Round 1: No weapons.
Round 2: Standard equipment.
Round 3: Silence has Hell-Mark.
KO.
Who would win and why?
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Location: Savage Land.
Standard eqipment and powers.
Round 1: Regular Katana(s) only.
Round 2: Sasaki can use his original Völundr and Wade can use one Katana.
Round 3: Sasaki can use Re-Völundr and Wade can use two Katanas.
Round 4: Like round 3 but Deadpool can replace one of his swords with one of his pistols.
K.O.
Who would win and why?
Links:
https://record-of-ragnarok.fandom.com/wiki/Kojiro_Sasaki
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Here we go!
Deadpool:
https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Wade_Wilson_(Earth-616)
VS
Viv:
https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Vivian_Vision_(Earth-616)
Location: Avengers mansion
To death, Ko, or incapacitation.
If deadpool is beaten to the point he would need full regeneration to continue, it counts as a loss.
Current levels and equipment
Here we go, R14!
Fang (Akihiro, formerly known as Daken)
https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Akihiro_(Earth-616)
VS
Deadpool
https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Wade_Wilson_(Earth-616)
Conditions:
Due to the fact these two have some of the best healing factors in marvel, this battle's victory is marked by "till bested in combat, incapacitation, or KO". whichever might come first. For example, if one party is injured so badly they would need to allow their regeneration to heal themselves before continueing, then the battle would be over and they would have lost. So none of the "deadpool can't die" bologna.
Random encounter, no prep
Location: Madripoor.
Equipment: deadpool has standard equipment he normally has on his person, but does not have his magical gun bag that has access to all weapons.
Standard morals.
And of course, which do you prefer and why?
Does Wade Wilson (616) canonically have all of the broken cartoon like powers all the time? Or is it just a run from before that people are still referencing?
Deadpool & gambit:
Vs
Batman & (classic) Grifter:
First fight random encounter:
Win by incapacitation/ko
Location Gotham
Second fight:
Fight to the death
48 hours prep
Blood lusted
Location: arrako
Only one will live on to exist forever, unchanged. Who will you choose?
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Choosing any existing MCU/MCM character past or present, canon or non canon, and choosing any genre, create a MCU Series or project to exist in the multiverse.
Deadpool or venom
So according to wikipedia, she raped Deadpool but the wiki said that she convinced him to sleep with her. Which one is it?