I'm here to announce my short-lived X-Men fanfiction, X-Clamations! Who's ready?
Wolverine: Sounds stupid, bub.
Deadpool: I'll be there!
Toad: Thounds fun. Thery, thery fun.
Beast (the Kelsey Grammer version): So will I!
Professor X (Patrick Stewart version): I'll be a little busy.
Beast: (speaks like Fraiser Crane): Do you want to talk about it?
Professor X: *sigh* Make it so.
Mystique: I'll be in the fanfiction!
Stan Lee: My appearance will be brief, but nice! NUFF SAID!