Just trap him in a vat of highly acidic acid and if he tries to escape, blast him with beams from a Laser Gun that is infused with cancer curing plants and elements of that skin curing soap that one smart kid made. Make sure it could also freeze people in place so you could put him back in the vat. Make sure that if it is a version of Deadpool that is scared of cows, put pictures of cows staring at him all around the vat, or you could just put other pictures of whatever else he fears around the vat if it is something scarier than a cow. Maybe also make sure he is dissected before you put him in the vat.
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I love Cable
Sins Past is a good arc
Steve may be gone sadly, but Captain America is still here.
I miss Steve so much though :(
^ But there would be particles of him and/or his skeleton left, he could regenerate
Torch (old)
Deadpool
Peter Parker
Nightcrawler?
This is actually a pretty good way to put Jason into Marvel!
The face...
I mean, black is a common color for spiders, which is why the black and gold suit looks so good and makes sense (a lot of spiders are black and/or gold/yellow color)
Wait a sec, Avengers is blue like the space stone, Age of Ultron is red like the reality stone, Infinity War is yellow like the mind stone, Endgame is purple like the power stone, Doomsday is green like the time stone and Secret Wars is orange like the soul stone.
This fits with Deadpool's humor (Talking about the 69 if you can't tell)
