(Really) Mindless Ones
(Really) Mindless Ones from What The--?! Vol 1 19 0001.jpg
Name
(Really) Mindless Ones
Identity and Affiliations
Identity
Affiliation
Physical Characteristics
Body Type
Humanoid
Eyes
Hair
Skin
Number of Limbs
4
Number of Fingers
4
Number of Toes
Special Adaptations
Magic resistance
Unusual Features
Bright eye
Origin
Origin
Magical
Reality
Base of Operations
Creators and Appearances
First Appearance

History

The (Really) Mindless Ones were almost-humanoid beings that lived in the Not-too-bright dimension (also known as the Dimly-Lit-Dimension-That-Didn't-Pay-Its-Light-Bill), serving their master Doormammoomoo to the extent of their limited mental skills.[1]

At some point, the (Really) Mindless One shared a holiday moment with Klea at the beaches of Raggadorr. Klea took pictures of this event, and later tried to show them to Doctor Deranged.[2]

Later, Doctor Deranged invaded the Dimly-Lit-Dimension-That-Didn't-Pay-Its-Light-Bill searching for his lost apprentice Klea. He fought the (Really) Mindless Ones casting one spell after another until he found one that could get rid of them; but in the process he also called the attention of Doormammoomoo. Deranged mentioned that Doormammoomoo's head was on fire, and Doormammoomoo ran scared, with two (Really) Mindless Ones trying to help him with buckets full of water.[1]

Powers and Abilities

Powers

They can resist several spells including the cold spell, the hot spell and the hovering hoops of Hula.[1]

Weaknesses

They lack mind, watch constant TV and support Dan Quayle for president. The spell known as the Crimson Band of Cincinnati makes them dance and gets rid of them.[1]

Habitat

Habitat

Magical

Population

At least 5

Miscellaneous

Cultural Traits

Couch potato and politically-minded (weird that they are so involved with U.S. Presidency when they live in a different dimension and they support their own despot there).[1]

See Also

Links and References

Footnotes

  1. 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 In search of Cleanex in What The--?! #19
  2. The secret, unsuspected sanctum sancyouverymuch of Doctor Deranged in What The--?! #2
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