My mother's dead.
Dead of Embarrassment because her son went to the barber to get his palms shaved after he shot webbing all over her couch.
Your mother is so ugly that a Skrull tried to copy her during the invasion and died...of ugly.
Your mother's so stupid she tried to get bailout money so she could afford to pay attention.
Your mother's so stupid she thinks Cheerios are donut seeds.
Your mother's so fat, Hank Pym had to beat her up in the back of a Quinjet.
And your mother's so ugly--she made this! (pulls off Deadpool's mask)
Foul! Foul!!! That was low. Really low. You leave me no choice...but to hit you the mutha of all yo' mutha jokes! Yo' Mamma-Geddon. I busted this one out in the fourth grade. Reduced a gym teacher...a Marine...into a quivering mess of jelly. He never taught again. The second time. In eighth. A girl's pancreas ruptured. She never taught to begin with. And now she can't eat sugar either. I spent the rest of my life refining this crack...Hand-crafting each word...Distilling it into the single most devastating diss ever uttered. I sold it to the Mossad Training Corps...Though I admit, it doesn't work the same in Hebrew. People just bite off their own tongues. But in English. The three people that heard it were so shattered they all died within twenty-four hours...Dehydration from crying. That's a lot of tears, bro.
Bring it, Wade.
Your mama--BDEET! BDEET! Ahhhh. That's a wrap. Man, I can't believe I almost hit you with the Yo' Mamma-Geddon.
Appearing in "This Man, This A-Expletive Deleted-E"
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
Mayor Jameson
Antagonists:
- ⏴ Deadpool (Wade Wilson) ⏵
- ⏴ Ana Tataina Kravinof ⏵
- Sasha Kravinoff
- Lady Stilt-Man (Callie Ryan) (First appearance)
Other Characters:
- Madame Web (Cassandra Web)
- Anya Corazon (Arana)
- Eddie Brock (Anti-Venom)
- Mattie Franklin (Spider-Woman)
- Prostitutes dressed as famous marvel women:
- Norman Osborn (Mentioned)
- Barack Obama (Mentioned)
- Hank Pym (Mentioned)
Races and Species:
- Humans
- Mutants
- Human-Inhuman Hybrids
- Goats (Mentioned)
- Skrulls (Mentioned)
Locations:
- Earth-616 (Reality)
- Earth
- North America
- United States of America
- New York State
- New York City
- Avengers Tower (Mentioned)
- Grand Central Station (Mentioned)
- New York City
- New York State
- Princeton University (Referenced)
- United States of America
- North America
- Earth
Items:
Vehicles:
- Taxis
- A motorcycle
- Quinjet (Mentioned)
Synopsis for "This Man, This A-Expletive Deleted-E"
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Solicit Synopsis
Notes
Continuity Notes[]
- Spider-Man and Deadpool have previously encountered each other, canonically, in Spider-Man/Deadpool #7, Cable & Deadpool #24, and Cable & Deadpool #50. They meet next in Deadpool (Vol. 3) #19.
Publication Notes[]
- This issue is reprinted in Spider-Man/Deadpool TPB: Don't Call It A Team-Up.
See Also
Links and References
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