| Spider-Man |  My mother's dead.  |
| Deadpool | Dead of Embarrassment because her son went to the barber to get his palms shaved after he shot webbing all over her couch. |
| Spider-Man | Your mother is so ugly that a Skrull tried to copy her during the invasion and died...of ugly. |
| Deadpool | Your mother's so stupid she tried to get bailout money so she could afford to pay attention. |
| Spider-Man | Your mother's so stupid she thinks Cheerios are donut seeds. |
| Deadpool | Your mother's so fat, Hank Pym had to beat her up in the back of a Quinjet. |
| Spider-Man | And your mother's so ugly--she made this! (pulls off Deadpool's mask) |
| Deadpool | Foul! Foul!!! That was low. Really low. You leave me no choice...but to hit you the mutha of all yo' mutha jokes! Yo' Mamma-Geddon. I busted this one out in the fourth grade. Reduced a gym teacher...a Marine...into a quivering mess of jelly. He never taught again. The second time. In eighth. A girl's pancreas ruptured. She never taught to begin with. And now she can't eat sugar either. I spent the rest of my life refining this crack...Hand-crafting each word...Distilling it into the single most devastating diss ever uttered. I sold it to the Mossad Training Corps...Though I admit, it doesn't work the same in Hebrew. People just bite off their own tongues. But in English. The three people that heard it were so shattered they all died within twenty-four hours...Dehydration from crying. That's a lot of tears, bro. |
| Spider-Man | Bring it, Wade. |
| Deadpool | Your mama--BDEET! BDEET! Ahhhh. That's a wrap. Man, I can't believe I almost hit you with the Yo' Mamma-Geddon. |
Appearing in "This Man, This A-Expletive Deleted-E"
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
Mayor Jameson
Antagonists:
- ⏴ Deadpool (Wade Wilson) ⏵
- ⏴ Ana Tataina Kravinof ⏵
- Sasha Kravinoff
- Lady Stilt-Man (Callie Ryan) (First appearance)
Other Characters:
- Madame Web (Cassandra Web)
- Anya Corazon (Arana)
- Eddie Brock (Anti-Venom)
- Mattie Franklin (Spider-Woman)
- Prostitutes dressed as famous marvel women:
- Norman Osborn (Mentioned)
- Barack Obama (Mentioned)
- Hank Pym (Mentioned)
Races and Species:
- Humans
- Mutants
- Human-Inhuman Hybrids
- Goats (Mentioned)
- Skrulls (Mentioned)
Locations:
- Earth-616 (Reality)
- Earth
- North America
- United States of America
- New York State
- New York City
- Avengers Tower (Mentioned)
- Grand Central Station (Mentioned)
- New York City
- New York State
- Princeton University (Referenced)
- United States of America
- North America
- Earth
Items:
Vehicles:
- Taxis
- A motorcycle
- Quinjet (Mentioned)
Synopsis for "This Man, This A-Expletive Deleted-E"
- Synopsis not yet written
Solicit Synopsis
Deadpool-Man, Deadpool-Man – does whatever a Deadpool can…spins a web any size – but not really…Deadpool’s don’t have webs. Look out! Here comes the Deadpool-Man! What force on Earth has brought the Merc with a Mouth and the Webheaded Wonder closer together than Quesada and Twitter? And how does it tie to the upcoming Spider story The Gauntlet?! And finally – WHO IS LADY STILT-MAN?! Joe Kelly (DEADPOOL CLASSIC; This issue of AMAZING SPIDER-MAN) and Eric Canete (IRON MAN: ENTER THE MANDARIN) bring you 2079’s top Marvel Comic of the last 70 years (sorry, Dazzler Vol 1 500)!
Notes
Continuity Notes[]
- Spider-Man and Deadpool have previously encountered each other, canonically, in Spider-Man/Deadpool #7, Cable & Deadpool #24, and Cable & Deadpool #50. They meet next in Deadpool (Vol. 4) #19.
Publication Notes[]
- This issue is reprinted in Spider-Man/Deadpool TPB: Don't Call It A Team-Up.
See Also
Links and References
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