Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 611

Alternate Covers: Textless Solicit Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #611 Published Released January, 2010 November 11, 2009 Editor-in-Chief Joe Quesada Cover Artist Skottie Young Production Alan Fine Publisher Dan Buckley "This Man, This A-Expletive Deleted-E" Writer Joe Kelly Penciler Eric Canete Inker Eric Canete Colourist Andres Mossa Letterer VC's Joe Caramagna Editor Tom Brennan Web-Heads Gale, Kelly, Slott, Van Lente, Waid & Wells Previous Issue Next Issue Amazing Spider-Man #610 Amazing Spider-Man #612

Spider-Man	My mother's dead.
Deadpool	Dead of Embarrassment because her son went to the barber to get his palms shaved after he shot webbing all over her couch.
Spider-Man	Your mother is so ugly that a Skrull tried to copy her during the invasion and died...of ugly.
Deadpool	Your mother's so stupid she tried to get bailout money so she could afford to pay attention.
Spider-Man	Your mother's so stupid she thinks Cheerios are donut seeds.
Deadpool	Your mother's so fat, Hank Pym had to beat her up in the back of a Quinjet.
Spider-Man	And your mother's so ugly--she made this! (pulls off Deadpool's mask)
Deadpool	Foul! Foul!!! That was low. Really low. You leave me no choice...but to hit you the mutha of all yo' mutha jokes! Yo' Mamma-Geddon. I busted this one out in the fourth grade. Reduced a gym teacher...a Marine...into a quivering mess of jelly. He never taught again. The second time. In eighth. A girl's pancreas ruptured. She never taught to begin with. And now she can't eat sugar either. I spent the rest of my life refining this crack...Hand-crafting each word...Distilling it into the single most devastating diss ever uttered. I sold it to the Mossad Training Corps...Though I admit, it doesn't work the same in Hebrew. People just bite off their own tongues. But in English. The three people that heard it were so shattered they all died within twenty-four hours...Dehydration from crying. That's a lot of tears, bro.
Spider-Man	Bring it, Wade.
Deadpool	Your mama--BDEET! BDEET! Ahhhh. That's a wrap. Man, I can't believe I almost hit you with the Yo' Mamma-Geddon.
Spider-Man	Wait, what?!

Appearing in "This Man, This A-Expletive Deleted-E"

Featured Characters:

•  Spider-Man 

Supporting Characters:

Villains:

•  Deadpool (Wade Wilson) 
•  Ana Tataina Kravinof 
• Sasha Kravinoff
• Lady Stilt-Man (First appearance)

Other Characters:

• Madame Web
• Anya Corazon (Arana)
• Eddie Brock (Anti-Venom)
• Mattie Franklin (Spider-Woman)
• Prostitutes dressed as famous marvel women:

• Emma Frost
• Mystique
• Black Cat
• Elektra
• Madame Masque
• Spider-Woman (Jessica Drew)
• Clea

• Hank Pym (Mentioned)
• Skrulls (Mentioned)

Locations:

• Earth-616 (Reality)
  • United States of America
    • New York City, New York State

Items:

• Spider-Man's Suit
• Web-Shooters
• Deadpool's Suit
• Deadpool's Katanas
• Stilt-Man's Suit

Vehicles:

• Taxis
• A motorcycle
• Quinjet (Mentioned)
  
  

Synopsis for "This Man, This A-Expletive Deleted-E"

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Solicit Synopsis

Deadpool-Man, Deadpool-Man – does whatever a Deadpool can…spins a web any size – but not really…Deadpool’s don’t have webs. Look out! Here comes the Deadpool-Man! What force on Earth has brought the Merc with a Mouth and the Webheaded Wonder closer together than Quesada and Twitter? And how does it tie to the upcoming Spider story The Gauntlet?! And finally – WHO IS LADY STILT-MAN?! Joe Kelly (DEADPOOL CLASSIC; This issue of AMAZING SPIDER-MAN) and Eric Canete (IRON MAN: ENTER THE MANDARIN) bring you 2079’s top Marvel Comic of the last 70 years (sorry, Dazzler #500)!

Notes

• This issue is reprinted in comics and books, see references for more info.^[1]
• Spider-Man and Deadpool meet next in Deadpool Vol 2 #19.

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