—J. Jonah JamesonIt's about time someone points out how much good I've done for this city.
Appearing in "Lifetime Achievement: Part One"
Featured Characters:
- Spider-Man (Peter Parker) (Main story and recap)
Supporting Characters:
- Talk 616!
- J. Jonah Jameson (Main story and recap)
- Barney Bushkin
- Robbie Robertson
- Randy Robertson
Antagonists:
- Mayor Wilson Fisk
- Hippo
- Arcade Industries (First appearance) (Appears on screen)
- Arcade (Appears on screen)
- Big Man (First appearance) (Appears in shadow and on-screen)
- The Enforcers
- Human Flies (First appearance)
- Scorpion (Mac Gargan)
Other Characters:
- Santa Claus (Toy)
- Daily Bugle (Referenced)
- Daily Bugle (Named only)
- Galactus (Toy)
- Martha Robertson (Mentioned)
- Betty Brant (Mentioned)
- Lord (Yahweh) (Invoked)
- Parker Industries (Mentioned)
- May Parker-Jameson (Mentioned)
- Martha's sister (Mentioned)
- Randy's date (Mentioned)
Races and Species:
- Humans
- Elves of the North Pole (Toy)
- Mutants (Toy)
- Reindeer (Toy)
- New Men
- Cosmic Beings (Toy)
- LMDs
- Robots
- Human-Scorpion Hybrids
Locations:
- Earth (Main story and recap)
- North America (Main story and recap)
- United States of America (Main story and recap)
- New York (Main story and recap)
- New York City (Main story and recap)
- Manhattan (Main story and recap)
- Midtown
- Civic Center (Main story and recap)
- New York City Hall (Main story and recap)
- J. Jonah Jameson's apartment (Only in recap)
- Peter, Randy, & Fred's apartment (Bowery, East Village) (Mentioned)
- Upper East Side
- Murderworld
- Manhattan (Main story and recap)
- New York City (Main story and recap)
- New York (Main story and recap)
- United States of America (Main story and recap)
- Europe (Mentioned)
- Asia (Appears on screen)
- Bagalia (Appears on screen)
- North America (Main story and recap)
Items:
- Spider-Man's Suit and Web-Shooters (Main story and recap)
- Tickle Me Elmo (Topical Reference)
- eBay (Topical Reference)
- It's a Wonderful Life (Topical Reference)
- Spider-Slayer Mark III
- Scorpion's Suit
- Spider-Slayer Mark I
- Spider-Slayer Mark II
Events:
- Goblin Nation (Only in recap)
Synopsis for "Lifetime Achievement: Part One"
Meanwhile, Spider-Man stops the Hippo, hired to steal a limited edition toy, gives the toy to a child who immediate auctions it, and heads to Robbie's place as Peter. After hearing about Betty in Europe, Peter and Robbie talk about Jonah, with his past antics at the Bugle hindering finding investors and losing revenue after stopping printing sensationalism. When Randy brings out the Turkey, the three say grace and eat together.
Elsewhere, Arcade talks with a man in shadows about his recent purchase of a supervillain deathtrap. While Arcade tries to sell him an upgrade for greater death toll, the man dissuades him as he only has one target: J. Jonah Jameson. Once Jonah arrives, Spider-Man arrived immediately after to talk with him about not going, to which Jonah rants about how much Peter owed him as he tried repairing his reputation-- which Jonah slandered for years. When their talk hits a fever pitch and The Enforcers arrive to abduct Jonah, Spider-Man's efforts to defend him fail with Jonah's commentary on how to fight. Given Spider-Man's abilities, Fancy Dan aims a gun at Jonah, allowing Ox to grab and slam the defending Spider-Man into unconsciousness. Later, Spider-Man awakens with Jonah in an unknown location, and they're set upon by villains under the direction of the returned Big Man.Appearing in "Lifetime Achievement: Part Two"
Featured Characters:
- Spider-Man (Peter Parker) (Main story and recap)
Supporting Characters:
- J. Jonah Jameson (Main story and recap)
Antagonists:
- Human Flies
- Big Man (First full appearance)
- Scorpion (Mac Gargan)
- Mayor Wilson Fisk (Main story and recap)
- Arcade Industries (Appears on screen)
- Arcade (Appears on screen)
Other Characters:
- The Enforcers (Only in recap)
- Fancy Dan (Daniel Brito) (Only in recap)
- Montana (Jackson Brice) (Only in recap)
- Ox (Raymond Bloch) (Only in recap)
- Jay Jameson (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- David Jameson (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- Betty Jameson (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- U.S. Military (Mentioned)
- God (Yahweh) (Invoked)
- NASA (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- John Jameson (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- Joan Jameson (Corpse on-screen)
- Daily Bugle (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- Robbie Robertson (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- Betty Brant (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- Ned Leeds (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- Galactus (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- Doctor Doom (Victor von Doom) (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- Green Goblin (Norman Osborn) (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- Fantastic Four (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- Invisible Girl (Sue Storm) (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- The Thing (Ben Grimm) (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- Human Torch (Johnny Storm) (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- Mister Fantastic (Reed Richards) (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- Farley Stillwell (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- Spencer Smythe (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- Human Fly (Richard Deacon) (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- Marla Madison Jameson (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- Stephen King (Mentioned) (Topical Reference)
- Frederick Foswell (Death; on-screen)
- Tessa Foswell (First appearance; on-screen)
- Ebenezer Scrooge (Mentioned) (Topical Reference)
Races and Species:
- LMDs
- Robots
- Human-Scorpion Hybrids
- Humans (Main story and recap)
- Moths (Mentioned)
- Chickens (Mentioned)
- Cosmic Beings (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- Human-Insect Hybrids (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
Locations:
- Earth (Main story and recap)
- United States of America (Main story and recap)
- New York (Main story and recap)
- New York City (Main story and recap)
- Murderworld
- Manhattan (Main story and recap)
- Upper East Side (Main story and recap)
- Civic Center (Only in recap)
- New York City Hall (Only in recap)
- Midtown (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- Murray Hill (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- 39th Street and Second Avenue (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- Daily Bugle Building (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- 39th Street and Second Avenue (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- Murray Hill (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- Wall Street, Financial District (Named only) (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- New York City (Main story and recap)
- New York (Main story and recap)
- Bagalia (Appears on screen)
- Moon, Earth Orbit (Toy) (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- United States of America (Main story and recap)
- Saturn (Toy) (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
Items:
- Spider-Slayer Mark II
- Spider-Slayer Mark I
- Scorpion's Suit
- Spider-Slayer Mark III
- Spider-Slayer Mark VIII
- Spider-Man's Suit and Web-Shooters (Main story and recap)
- Power Cosmic (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- Doctor Doom's Armor (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- Pumpkin Bombs (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- Goblin Armor (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- Fantastic Four Uniforms (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- Spider-Slayer Mark V
- The Muppet Christmas Carol (Mentioned) (Topical Reference)
- Biography (Mentioned) (Topical Reference)
Events:
- Christmas
- Spider-Man No More! (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
- Dead No More: The Clone Conspiracy (Only on screen as a static image or video record)
Synopsis for "Lifetime Achievement: Part Two"
Elsewhere, the narrator is called by Arcade who affirms to his client that the LMDs and death traps are in place, allowing the narrator to "put on his suit" and join the fun. Spider-Man and Jonah then find themselves in his son John's nursery, but a happy scene turns tragic with Jonah having to relive his first wife's murder with the narration of Jonah being at work at the time. The Narrator continued that, being a single dad, Jonah's son grew up to be an astronaut, a proud day for Jonah which crashed with Spider-Man's intervention. Seeing a pattern, Spider-Man rightly deduces that the narrator believed Jonah's old "Menace" propaganda. The narrator reviews Jonah's creation of Scorpion, the original Spider-Slayers, and eventually Jonah's meeting with Marla, before tragic events again happened with the death of one of his best friends and his father.
Continuing, the narration goes from supporting Jonah's years of campaigning against Spider-Man to anger at his sudden support of the web-head. Closing out the narration, the speaker accuses Jonah of turning his back on his city and abandoning his mission, an unforgivable betrayal. After Jonah berates the speaker for "slander", the narrator sends in his forces to end them both, as Spider-Man notes to Jonah how events remind him of a character in a story. Spidey battles the real Scorpion and minions, but getting overwhelmed asks Jonah take control of the robot controller and the two defeat their enemies. But once Scorpion is defeated, the two find themselves facing a giant version of the Big Man.Solicit Synopsis
52 action-packed pages of arachnid adventure!
J Jonah Jameson is now Spider-Man’s biggest fan! But is the world (or Spidey) ready?!
Plus: Supervillains galore, as The Enforcers and the Scorpion strike!
By Nick Spencer & Ryan Ottley!Trivia
- Part of the Lifetime Achievement story arc.
- Includes #11's textless cover inside - as a page, not a poster.