—Escapade (Shela Sexton)Happy Valentine's Day! I made heart-shaped pancakes! Except some are more... kidney-shaped. And some are Italy.
Appearing in "Matters of the Heart"
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
Antagonists:
Other Characters:
- Cyttorak (Mentioned)
- Rhinoceress (Cindy Shears)
- Two-Gun Kid (Matthew Hawk) (Mentioned)
- Master Pandemonium (Martin Preston) (Photo)
- Dracula (Photo)
- Captain America (Steve Rogers) (Photo)
- Bucky Barnes (Photo)
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Locations:
- Earth
- Qual-Hra-Kresh (Mentioned)
Items:
- M'Kraan Shard
Vehicles:
Synopsis for "Matters of the Heart"
An incensed Enchantress storms into Niffleheimerschmidt's on Valentine's Day, demanding coffee after Kid Juggernaut's disinterest in her affections. Recognizing Jara as a lost Valkyrie, she steals her coffee and crosses the street to Avengers Academy to set a truth-telling curse on its residents. Hazmat and Mettle admit their love for each other together in bed, and Moon Girl and Red Goblin extoll on their pure friendship. After a hookup with Mysteriant, Captain America blurts out feelings of low self-worth, and Kid Juggernaut tells Marcus after their first kiss that he's afraid to trust his own dating judgement. Escapade and Bloodline also tell each other uncomfortable impressions of their relationship. Captain Marvel meets War Machine at the gates but shares doubts about their relationship when they enter the ice cream parlor. Recognizing the signs of Enchantress' sorcery, Jara crosses over to the Academy and uses a ring to break the enchantment and free their minds. Blackheart proposes a makeout session with Immortus before the two notice the M'Kraan shard crack.