Howard the Duck and Beverly Switzler took up residence here after their house in the junkyard was destroyed by a SWAT Team searching for Osama el-Braka. The house's owner, Cain, let them stay for free and appeared to have been expecting them. The house had the ability to make real whatever one wanted, so Howard and Beverly took advantage of it before leaving to look for their dog.
- Cain (Owner)
- Splatter Gomorrah
- The Interminable
- Unnamed Communist and Islamic Extremists
- Unnamed Demons
- The House is parody of the House of Mystery, with all its residents themselves being parodies and pastiches of characters from the DC Comics' Vertigo line.