Oh, God. I want a complete media blackout on this. If even one blogger reports this from his mother's basement, I'll transfer whoever talked to Antarctica to guard penguins. Understood? 
Appearing in "The Colombian Connection (Part 5)"
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
Antagonists:
- Joy Jones (Leaves FBI)
- S.H.I.E.L.D.
- Agent Cutter (First appearance)
- Director Maria Hill
- Numerous unnamed agents
- Black Knife Cartel
- Teodor Zarco (Death)
- Unnamed others
- Losani Family
- Fabian Losani
- Raph Losani (Death)
- Andre (Losani's henchman) (Death)
Other Characters:
- God (Yahweh) (Invoked)
- Lance Cashman
- FBI
- Agent Tim Jones (Mentioned) (Deceased)
- Agent Jerry
- Ben Franklin (Photo)
Races and Species:
Locations:
- Earth
- Colombia
- United States of America
- New York
- New York City
- Westchester County
- Scarsdale
- St. Thomas Aquinas Middle School (First appearance)
- Scarsdale
- Long Island
- Nassau County
- North Hempstead
- Sands Point
- Raph Losani's Estate
- Sands Point
- North Hempstead
- Nassau County
- New York
- Antarctica (Mentioned)
- Hell (Invoked)
Items:
Vehicles:
- S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier
- S.H.I.E.L.D. Flying Car (Destruction)
Synopsis for "The Colombian Connection (Part 5)"
- Synopsis not yet written
Solicit Synopsis
S.H.I.E.L.D. SWOOPS IN!
• It’s mass bloodshed at TEODOR ZARCO’s compound, and S.H.I.E.L.D. is claiming jurisdiction!
• No one wants to see a vacation end… but if BULLSEYE doesn’t find a way out of Colombia, this’ll be his last job!
• Don’t miss the blockbuster conclusion to “The Colombian Connection”!