So... ...dude... ...while we wait for the final key so that I can reshape the world, make sure I never create the Hulk, and take over the galaxy during the Kree-Skrull war...do you have any beer around here? 
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
- ⏴ Gabriel O'Hara ⏵
- ⏴ Spider-Man (Miguel O'Hara) ⏵
- ⏴ Rick Jones ⏵
- ⏴ Starfox (Eros) ⏵
- ⏴ Old Rick Jones ⏵
Antagonists:
- ⏴ Thanatos (Rick Jones) ⏵
- Alchemax
- ⏴ Tyler Stone ⏵
- Public Eye
- SIEGE Unit
- Unnamed officer (First appearance)
- SIEGE Unit
- ⏴ Dr. Jordan Boone ⏵
Other Characters:
- ⏴ Marlo Chandler-Jones ⏵
- Lorraine (Ghost, soul or spirit)
- Mephisto (Mentioned)
- Paul (a delivery) (First appearance)
- ⏴ Jackie Shorr ⏵ (Cameo)
- Jesus (Mentioned)
- God (Yahweh) (Mentioned)
- Adolf Hitler (Mentioned)
- Doctor Doom (Victor von Doom) (Mentioned)
- Spider-Man (Peter Parker) (Mentioned)
- Mary Jane Watson-Parker (Mentioned)
- ⏴ Maestro (Bruce Banner) ⏵ (Cameo)
- Maestro's Minister (Cameo)
- Maestro's Women (Cameo)
- Captain Marvel (Genis-Vell) (Mentioned)
- Hulk (Bruce Banner) (Mentioned)
- Kree (Mentioned)
- Skrulls (Mentioned)
Locations:
- Timestream
- 2099 A.D.
- Earth
- United States of America
- Nueva York
- Alchemax Building
- Virtual Unreality Laboratory
- Babylon Towers
- Miguel O'Hara's Apartment
- Alchemax Building
- Nueva York
- United States of America
- Earth
- 2002 A.D.
- Dystopia
- Earth
- United States of America
- Castle Maestro
- United States of America
- Earth
- 2099 A.D.
Items:
- Spear of Destiny
- Time Platform
- Captain Marvel's Suit
- Nega-Bands
- Spider-Man's Suit
- SIEGE Armor
- Nova Helmet (Cameo)
- Magneto's Helmet (Cameo)
- Web-Shooters (Cameo)
- Mjolnir (Cameo)
- Captain America's Shield (Cameo)
Vehicles:
- Fantasti-Car MK I (Cameo)
- Synopsis not yet written