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Quote1.png Maybe I am a monster! I look like one—and sometimes I feel like one! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 2
Quote1.png I don't want any part of that fancy pants dinner! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 7
Quote1.png I sure hope we find 'im soon! I'm just itchin' to tangle with that over-rated creep! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 12
Quote1.png First guy to ask me ta make a speech gets a fat lip! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 14
Quote1.png Y'know, I love that hot-head like a brother! And I'll brain the first guy who ever tells 'im! Quote2.png
Strange Tales Vol 1 109
Quote1.png I love Alicia, and she loves me best as ... The Thing! So why don't you forget about tryin' to change me back, and work on some way to make her see again instead? Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 16
Quote1.png Sure, Sure! I'm just a big, fat, handsome hero! Now get outta the way -- I got things to do! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 17
Quote1.png The only thing worse than hating a Yancy Streeter is havin' to be grateful to one! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 20
Quote1.png Look, big fella! You proved your point! We know you're not a 97-pound weakling! Now why don't you calm down and let's talk this over...?? Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 26
Quote1.png X-Men! Big deal! They're just a bunch of cornballs, if you ask me! Who'd they ever lick? Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 28
Quote1.png Forget the Yancy Street Gang? That's like forgetting Pearl Harbor! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 29
Quote1.png Maybe I am a monster! I look like one—and sometimes I feel like one! Quote2.png
Marvel Collectors' Item Classics Vol 1 1
Quote1.png One of us has got to say it! we've lost our powers!! All of us!! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 39
Quote1.png Yeah, you got each other--! But you ain't got me! Not anymore! I'm thru bein the fall guy for this combo! You divvy up the glamor, but me -- I'm still the Thing! I got the short end of the stick on this whole deal! You can git married, but not me! You can be normal -- but not me! Well I've had it! I'm thru! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 40
Quote1.png I shoulda gotten wise to you long ago! You made me a sap for years! But the Wizard opened my eyes... and now you're gonna get it! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 42
Quote1.png I know how it feels to be a misfit -- to haveta depend on yer strength -- because ya ain't got anythin' else to offer anyone! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 45
Quote1.png 'N now I got some real friendly advice, chum! Don't start readin' any continued stories if ya can help it! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 60
Quote1.png Don'tcha even get a coffee break in this blasted super-heroin' business? Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 61
Quote1.png Hey, Stretch! Now that ya talked us into stayin' here in the micro-world to fight Psycho Man... how in the name'a Aunt Petunia are we gonna find 'im? Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 77
Quote1.png I'm always runnin' inta some big-talkin' joker who thinks he can whup the ol'FF! But we're still here, see? Which is more'n ya can say fer them other far-out foul-ups! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 82
Quote1.png Wotta dump! Not even one pin-up of Raquel Welch! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 87
Quote1.png If ya find any big bad villians, Stretcho can always talk'em to death! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 95
Quote1.png I'm Ben Grimm again! The Real Ben Grimm! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 107
Quote1.png This is the way Dory Funk, Jr. always starts 'rasslin' matches... and if it's good enough for the champ... it's good enough for ol' Benjamin Grimm! Quote2.png
Incredible Hulk Vol 1 153
Quote1.png Someone almost kiboshed me with one crummy punch-- an' I never even got a look at the creep! If they ever find out about this on Yancy Street-- ferget it! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 124
Quote1.png Why that crummy rat! He's gotta be settin' me up -- fer a trap! 'n' if he thinks I'm gonna fall for it -- he's freakin' right! Quote2.png
Captain Marvel Vol 1 26
Quote1.png Head's Up Handsome -- Cause I'm gonna knock yers off! Quote2.png
Marvel Feature Vol 1 11
Quote1.png Say... didn't Miracle Man say he'd bumped off the Cheemuzwa's? 'Cause if he did--- an' that wuz them-- then they wuz-- Ulp! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 139
Quote1.png I been the one an' only Thing fer too long now ta let a hunk o'muck steal my thunder! Quote2.png
Marvel Two-In-One Vol 1 1
Quote1.png Face it Richards. This is it... The end of the Fantastic Four! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 142
Quote1.png B-but ya can't make a blasted baby-sitter outta me-- Ya mackeral brain-- Ya-- Ya-- Aw Nuts!! Quote2.png
Marvel Two-In-One Vol 1 2
Quote1.png Now s'pose we talk about this like gentlemen... or I'll knock your block off! Quote2.png
Marvel Two-In-One Vol 1 3
Quote1.png That sinks it fer me, Stretch. Let's go git them Baboons! Quote2.png
Marvel Two-In-One Vol 1 4
Quote1.png Uh, say Doc, Who's the clown in the bird suit? Quote2.png
Defenders Vol 1 20
Quote1.png I've had it! From now on, you three can fight Doc Doom all by yer lonesomes! Every time I put the kibosh on 'im, he turns out ta be a blasted robot! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 157
Quote1.png So you ain't gonna talk, huh? Well, lemme tell you somethin', buster -- St. Pete ain't nothin' ta write home about, but that don't give you the right to take it off the map! So knock it off before I get mad an' clobber ya! Quote2.png
Marvel Two-In-One Vol 1 11
Quote1.png Why, you overblown pile o' scrap iron, I'll-- Hey! What in the name of Aunt Petunia's goin' on here? Quote2.png
Super-Villain Team-Up Vol 1 5
Quote1.png ... I still say ol' Fish-Face and Doc Doom deserve each other! Quote2.png
Super-Villain Team-Up Vol 1 6
Quote1.png This year, or any year, the Big Apple's still my fav'rite city! Quote2.png
Marvel Two-In-One Annual Vol 1 1
Quote1.png Fact is, I never heard of the Liberty Legion before... Quote2.png
Marvel Two-In-One Vol 1 20
Quote1.png You stole that Cube from Project Pegasus and we aim to get it back -- any way we can Quote2.png
Marvel Two-In-One Vol 1 43
Quote1.png Them blamed Yancy Streeters never miss my birthday! Last year they sent itchin' powder. Maybe if I shake it, I can... Holy -- it's tickin'! Quote2.png
Marvel Two-In-One Vol 1 47
Quote1.png Aunt Petunia's Girdle! What happening? Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 202
Quote1.png Don't make an ash out of yourself, Junior! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 203
Quote1.png Ugly geek, ain't he? Quote2.png
Godzilla Vol 1 20
Quote1.png ... When creeps like you go an' call me names -- I get real angry. An' when Gentle Ben gets angry --It's Clobberin' Time! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 205
Quote1.png Just Keep Clobberin'! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 208
Quote1.png Torchy, I got a feeling we ain't in Kansas anymore! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 211
Quote1.png Jeez, givin' artificial respiration to an Arcturan mutant wasn't covered in my Boy Scout Handbook... Quote2.png
Marvel Two-In-One Vol 1 61
Quote1.png How about lightin' my see-gar before you hustle your way out? Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 217
Quote1.png It feels like we wuz just drop-kicked by Galactus! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 234
Quote1.png You ain't seen the last of me by a long-shot, Hot Stuff. Without yers turly, who'd provide the glamour fer th' group? Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 235
Quote1.png Aunt Petunia! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 239
Quote1.png Stop bellyachin', creep! I don't tell ya my problems! But don't worry, pal! Soon all your problems will be over, 'cause--it's clobberin' time! Quote2.png
Marvel Two-In-One Vol 1 87
Quote1.png Don't think I've ever been hit that hard. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 249
Quote1.png There ain't no bathrooms in the Negative Zone! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 251
Quote1.png Reed's gone and got himself done up like the Wizard of Oz! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 255
Quote1.png Hey kiddies, do you know what time it is? It's clobberin' time! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Annual Vol 1 17
Quote1.png Boy, if there's one thing burns my butt more'n anything it's a super-goon makin' speeches! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 259
Quote1.png I wanna see th' big boss, an' no guff! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 263
Quote1.png Without the FF, the Baxter Buildin' was beginnin' ta feel like a haunted house. Quote2.png
Incredible Hulk Vol 1 293
Quote1.png Keep away from me Suzie. I don't wanna hafta hurt ya. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 266
Quote1.png Holy Cow! It's the Frankenstein Monster!! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 274
Quote1.png I ain't goin' back, Reed! Not yet, anyway! I figured you'd need somebody strong to keep bailin' you outta trouble, so I asked She-Hulk to take my place! Quote2.png
Marvel Super Heroes Secret Wars Vol 1 12
Quote1.png Why is it always me everyone comes ta for help?! I'm only human! It just ain't fair! It just... AIN'T FAIR! Quote2.png
Marvel Fanfare Vol 1 20
Quote1.png I hate Utah. I hate magicians. I hope the Hulk's enjoying my bath. Quote2.png
Marvel Fanfare Vol 1 21
Quote1.png Aw, for cryin' out loud -- ! It's clobberin' time -- ! I guess... ... Of all the revoltin' developments -- ! Why am I doin' this? I hate that son-of-a-snake in th' grass more'n' I hate myself! I hate savin' his butt -- ! But, when th' chips are down, dad-blast it -- somewhere deep down in my guts...oww! I guess I know what I gotta do! For one, I gotta twist your nose off fer that cheap shot, Rhino! Quote2.png
Secret Wars II Vol 1 7
Quote1.png Read my lips, Hawkeye! No! N-O! Never in a million years! Nix! Negatory! Not in your life! Thanks but no thanks an' BYE! Quote2.png
West Coast Avengers Vol 2 4
Quote1.png But the reason I came -- is ta ask ya ta stop lookin' for me, already! I gotta go away, an' I can't tell ya why! But I gotta go -- an' for the sake o' the friendship I hope we still got, you gotta LET me! Quote2.png
West Coast Avengers Vol 2 10
Quote1.png Y'know somethin' stretcho? You're as corny as ever! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 296
Quote1.png @$%#@, She-Hulk -- move! We got a lot of panels to fasten onto this framework before Richards' big-deal ray cannon will work right! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 297
Quote1.png Brothers have been hatin' each other since Cain and Abel, Susie. The lucky ones don't let it get the best of 'em. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 298
Quote1.png Ya did this to us...on purpose. Makes sense. Explains a lot. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four vs. the X-Men Vol 1 2
Quote1.png Really? And, here I thought them androids were gonna try 'n sells us a batch'a girl scout cookies! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 301
Quote1.png Where do we catch the next trolley for the 23rd century, Gloria Steinhem version? Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 303
Quote1.png Have ya ever tried to get out without usin' yer board? Quote2.png
Silver Surfer Vol 3 1
Quote1.png You got whut I useta have, Double M! Me, I could take the Hulk now--an' I'm gonna take Master Panda-Bear's block off if he don't give up! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 315
Quote1.png I useta worry ya wouldn't like me if I were Ben Grimm, insteada the Thing, Alicia! Ain't it nice fer both'a us that it don't matter any more? Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 327
Quote1.png I haven't had that much fun in a montha Sundays! Makes me feel like my old self again! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 336
Quote1.png Didn't we finish lockin' up all the bad guys last week, Suzy? Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 337
Quote1.png I just keep wonderin' who sent those pint-sized ballistic missiles after us... an' why. An' if it is Frank, how did he come back in time... an' what sorta horrible things is he running away from? Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Annual Vol 1 23
Quote1.png That's real funny matchhead. If it wuzn't for a guy like me providin' a good example, you'd probably be out stealin' hubcaps somewhere! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 342
Quote1.png Can we just kick his butt now? Quote2.png
New Warriors Vol 1 17
Quote1.png If I didn't know better, I'd swear ya wuz bitten by a radioactive thesaurus. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 361
Quote1.png I ain't exactly famous fer my sense a' humor! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 367
Quote1.png You're our ticket outta here, an' I've a mind to have my ticket punched! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Annual Vol 1 27
Quote1.png Ya sound like a man who's finishin' his last inning... but I thought you X-Men always come back from the dead! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 395
Quote1.png So I guess that means Thor an' Sif is history. No -- not history, 'cause they're mythical beings -- outta fairy tales. Only they ain't gonna live happily ever after! Matter of fact -- they ain't gonna live at all! Quote2.png
Mighty Thor Vol 1 485
Quote1.png Just what I needed...annuder mystery. If the Thinker ain't controlling the Adaptoid----then who is?! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four: Unplugged Vol 1 1
Quote1.png Sniff! You bet... all the way, lady... Just don't' tell anyone ya saw me blubberin' like a baby. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four: Unplugged Vol 1 2
Quote1.png Sheesh-- --if it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four: Unplugged Vol 1 6
Quote1.png That's the last time I try mouth-ta-mouth resuscitation with a guy that calls himself a thunder god... Quote2.png
Avengers Vol 2 6
Quote1.png Ahh... Gotta be somethin' in the air I'm allergic ta! Feels like my eyes'll start waterin an' I'll be all sniffly any second now! Not ta mention my knees're weak as a... newborn... Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Annual Vol 1 1998
Quote1.png Maybe ya gotta be an outcast yerself ta understand--ta really see what happened here. I think that Moley found out fer the first time that he was wanted--needed really...loved, if ya follow me......even if it was only by other outcasts. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 3 ½
Quote1.png Whatever we had between us, Alicia, whatever comes in the future......I am first and foremost, your best friend. And as your friend, wherever your heart leads......I wish you joy, and ev'ry happiness. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 3 4
Quote1.png Lady-- -- or whatever the heck you are -- -- I got my three favorite words fer you: It's clobberin' time! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 3 6
Quote1.png The only time it is, spock-ears-- --is clobberin' time! Quote2.png
Marvel Team-Up Vol 2 10
Quote1.png If you can find a place like that for yourself, green-skin.. ...more power to ya. Quote2.png
Rampaging Hulk Vol 2 5
Quote1.png Ain't never seen that side o' him before--like he wuz possessed fer a spell there--an' then he's back t' "Hulk smash!" Quote2.png
Hulk Vol 1 9
Quote1.png I see someone -- movin' in the rubble! There's a survivor! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 3 25
Quote1.png Hey... don't you kids have school? Have you seen any living planets around here? And can you explain N'Sync to me? Quote2.png
Iron Man Vol 3 35
Quote1.png Lissen, genius. We ain't called "The Fantastic Three." Besides, I told ya, I never felt more right in my life. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 3 39
Quote1.png Nobody hurts that little hothead, ya crumb bum! That's my job! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Comics Magazine Vol 1 2
Quote1.png The Zone. Only place where I could win a beauty contest! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 3 40
Quote1.png Lockjaw's her dog, kid! Her dog! So she went home ta visit-- so what?! At least you got a girl -- an' can hold her in your arms without worryin' about crushin' her! At least you got a life! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Comics Magazine Vol 1 5
Quote1.png Okay, which one of you shysters is Nelson and which one is Murdock? Quote2.png
Daredevil: Yellow Vol 1 3
Quote1.png Another revoltin' development! I ain't good enough t'be Gudenov! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 3 50
Quote1.png Would ja believe he took time off... go west and find his fame and fortune in the movie business! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 3 51
Quote1.png Don't worry, ma -- I'll take care of you. Just like Danny did. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 3 56
Quote1.png Ain't life a peach. Quote2.png
Thing: Freakshow Vol 1 1
Quote1.png They may be a bunch o' nutty idjits, but they're all just as good at clobberin' as I am! How in blazes am I s'posed ta fight a damn army o' me? Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 3 58
Quote1.png Ignorance was bliss. Quote2.png
Thing: Freakshow Vol 1 2
Quote1.png Oh, it's time all right. It's clobberin' time! Quote2.png
Thing: Freakshow Vol 1 3
Quote1.png Aw, who you kiddin', Ben? After all this time, you know there's only one constant in life. Things never change. Quote2.png
Thing: Freakshow Vol 1 4
Quote1.png Their costumes are bowling shirts? Let 'em take the collar, Reed. They need the money. Quote2.png
B-Sides Vol 1 3
Quote1.png Maybe that's it. Maybe I'm too dumb ta die. Or maybe I just love my family and you forgot one thing...the FF is first and! Quote2.png
Startling Stories: The Thing Vol 1 1
Quote1.png My point, an' I got one, is this: Safety ain't all it's cracked up t' be. Not if ya live a life worth th' risks. Sure, I coulda wallowed over one lousy break instead o' facin' th' world. An' some days, I still do. I backslide. And yer gonna do that, too. It's hard not ta. Yer gonna get lost in th' bad. But so long as ya got folks around who love ya, ya gotta remember tomorrow c'n always be better. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 502
Quote1.png Yer smart enuff not ta complain--around me, at least--about y'r looks. And I'd give anything f'r him not to 've put the whammy on ya. But I......I mean it messed ya up in th' head. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 505
Quote1.png Funny. Always figgered I'd die... closer t' Yancy Street. Only regret... wish I wuz home. Wotta revoltin' development this is. Wotta rev Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 508
Quote1.png It's good t'be together last time. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 510
Quote1.png I got a bad feeling about this. Extra-friggin'terrestrials, am I right? Quote2.png
4 Vol 1 5
Quote1.png But like the sayin' goes, they gotta take you in when no one else will. And from the sound of it, Cole got taken--hook, line and sinker. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 516
Quote1.png ...little third-party evidence-- --of who really won that fight! Quote2.png
Hulk & Thing: Hard Knocks Vol 1 2
Quote1.png Research? Uh, pal? You ain't in grad school anymore... Quote2.png
4 Vol 1 11
Quote1.png "Not a monster..."...yer the monster! Quote2.png
Hulk & Thing: Hard Knocks Vol 1 3
Quote1.png Wait a sec, Shulkie, did he say it like this? "I'm sorry, Old Friend. But it looks like you'll stay this way forever" Quote2.png
She-Hulk Vol 1 9
Quote1.png Yeah, Suzie--At least let us help. We ain't "The Fantastic one." Quote2.png
Fantastic Four: Foes Vol 1 4
Quote1.png Don't sweat it, Kragoff. I'm not really going to hit you. We're the good guys, remember? Quote2.png
Fantastic Four: Foes Vol 1 5
Quote1.png I mean... c'mon. This is us, right? Whatever happens, we stand together. Always have......always will. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 529
Quote1.png ...that's just how it always ends for us monsters, sooner or later. Quote2.png
4 Vol 1 22
Quote1.png Cool yer heels and quit callin' me Rock Man. It's the Thing and you know it! There's a fight, but it ain't between you and me, big guy. Quote2.png
Marvel Monsters: Monsters on the Prowl Vol 1 1
Quote1.png So, Doc......come here often? Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 533
Quote1.png And first and foremost, it means when I'm on the case......nobody dies. Period. Quote2.png
Thing Vol 2 2
Quote1.png You know, sometimes it just takes one day, one day with yer family to make ya realize somethin'......that money don't mean nuthin', and that they love ya anyway. Even if you have been actin' like a billion dollar idiot! Quote2.png
Thing Vol 2 4
Quote1.png Then I made a little joke, and said maybe the only way to really protect the world from the Hulk if he ever goes really nuts is ta stick him in a rocket and shoot him out into space--let him be somebody else's problem. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 535
Quote1.png Oh trust me, Sandy -- I'm tickled ta' death! Quote2.png
Thing Vol 2 5
Quote1.png --it's clobberin' time! TM, copyrighted, patent pending, supplies limited, order now, offer not valid in some states. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 536
Quote1.png Actually, Pete, it's kinda like I got a whole new super power... and with that power comes a lot a' responsibility. That make any sense? Quote2.png
Thing Vol 2 6
Quote1.png Hey, just 'cause sumthin's broke, just 'cause it ain't perfect......don't mean it ain't beautiful. Sometimes all them cracks an' flaws......they tell a story. They give it heart. An' sometimes that makes what ya got......a classic! Quote2.png
Thing Vol 2 7
Quote1.png It's like when that hammer fell, it tilted the whole country toward Oklahoma -- and anything that's not nailed down is rolling right toward it. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 538
Quote1.png Heck, I'm glad I got this second life. In fact, if you ask me, I think......I'm the luckiest guy there is! Quote2.png
Thing Vol 2 8
Quote1.png Don't you see what you're doing? Don't you see that you're tearing apart everything that makes this place worth fighting for? Look around! Take a long freaking look around! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 539
Quote1.png Now, I ain't anybody to be setting any examples -- but getting ANGRY? Ain't gonna change the fact that we lost one of the greats. Quote2.png
Fallen Son: The Death of Captain America Vol 1 2
Quote1.png Memories are only good when they're shared with people. People who understand what makes those memories special. After all... what good is there in bein' labeled an island icon if there's no one there to brag about it to? Trust me on this... I know. I'm the man they call El Morrito. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four: ¡Isla de la Muerte! Vol 1 1
Quote1.png Jeez-Louise, but my Fantasti-sense is buzzing to beat the Quote2.png
Secret Invasion: Fantastic Four Vol 1 1
Quote1.png I hope ya still got that healin' factor, short-stuff! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 561
Quote1.png Okay, I'm sure this's interesting and all, but if we don't actually fight the bad guys, we'll lose our hero license! Quote2.png
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 590
Quote1.png Somebody go tell Reed to get me a big gun. Quote2.png
Heralds Vol 1 3
Quote1.png Here's my rule: I'm the good guy. And if there's someone hittin' me...they're the bad guy. Quote2.png
New Avengers Vol 2 5
Quote1.png In real life, you three had new powers from the cosmic rays, like me... You could fight back... But in this dream, you were just normal people... And I...I smashed you to pieces... Afterwards, Sue, my hands... My hands were... ... This nightmare? It's the first time I've had it in awhile, but...I have had it before...I used to have it a lot, I think... Which scares me, Sue, 'cause that means... Doesn't it mean that that's in me, somewhere? That potential hurt you? Waiting ta come out? Quote2.png
Fear Itself: The Worthy Vol 1 1
Quote1.png It may be Christmas-time for the gentiles...but for you...IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME! Quote2.png
Marvel Holiday Special Vol 1 2011
Quote1.png Hey, it's those A.I.M. guys. Still going with the beekeeper thing, huh? Quote2.png
New Avengers Vol 2 23
Quote1.png Y'know, Johnny...we seen a lot o' weird stuff over the years. But it was always simple—black and white. Doom, Galactus, Annihilus—we knew who the bad guys were...It wus always...clean. I dunno how Vincent did what he did or even what he was—but he wasn't bad! I think he really believed that he was workin' to do something good. T'make the world a better place. I dunno...Maybe he was ill—or just lost perspective and crossed the line—maybe... Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Annual Vol 1 33
Quote1.png This is Yancy Street! An' we don't bend to nobody! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 4 8
Quote1.png Just once, buddy, ya gotta trust me that maybe you don't know everything. Doctor Doom is all my fault. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 4 9
Quote1.png Uatu the Watcher was dead, murdered. Me 'n' some other heroes wuz there... When everythin' changed! Suddenly I knew stuff-- A memory. Thing is-- Tha' memory wuzn't mine. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 5 6
Quote1.png Don't ever speak ta me again. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 5 7
Quote1.png Let's get to the ship and hope the little varmint fixed it enough to get us off this -- aw, nuts. More Badoon... Quote2.png
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 4 7
Quote1.png How do ya make a whole planet a prison? Quote2.png
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 4 8
Quote1.png All right, you guys! Whatever ya got... Lock 'em! Load 'em! Charge 'em up! This is it! Our pal back there's hurting! All 'cause he put everything on the line for this crummy planet! Well, here's where we return the favor! Got that, spacemen?! You want the Surfer?! You'll have to go through us! Quote2.png
Silver Surfer Vol 8 4
Quote1.png Lissen... he's just upset. It's a long story. But we... we just wanted you ta have this Fantastic Four flotsam and fluff 'cuz we knew ya'd 'preciate it. Quote2.png
Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur Vol 1 25
Quote1.png Someone asked me, "Heaven or punchin' Vic von Doom's mug?" and I was like, "There's a difference?" Quote2.png
Marvel 2-In-One Vol 1 6
Quote1.png Ya thought... it was okay for Johnny and me to be left behind... and think you were dead! You! Sue! Franklin! Val! Kids, Reed! You let us believe the kids were dead! Quote2.png
Marvel 2-In-One Vol 1 11
Quote1.png Sorry, baby. Duty calls. But when I get back, I promise ya, Mrs. Grimm... we are gonna have the best honeymoon ever. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 6 5
Quote1.png I think you're on to sumthin'. The whole family -- they ain't been properly introduced yet. Ya know what'd fix that right up? If you and me set up a good, old-fashioned... Yancy Street block party! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 6 10
Quote1.png You?! What do you want?! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 6 12
Quote1.png The Terrible Trio! Boy, you torpedoes are really slumming, huh? Evicting old people? Guess when your only employment reference is Doc Doom, you gotta take what you can get, huh? Quote2.png
Fantastic Four: 4 Yancy Street Vol 1 1
Quote1.png What if I killed him and now everyone he took is dead? Quote2.png
Contagion Vol 1 3
Quote1.png Did... didja say... give up...? 'Cause I can't do that. See... There's this pair 'a kids I know. Little... little scrappers. Never known nothin' but war. Can't... Can't seem to get their faces outta my head. It's funny, ain't like I'm short 'a reasons to fight, right? You killed my friend... You wanna kill my family... why am I thinking about two strangers? Only... these two strangers got a chance now. Chance at a home... chance at a better life. And all I gotta do is not give up on 'em. All I gotta do is not die. So I guess I can't die. I'm the Immortal Thing. Put up ya dukes. Quote2.png
Empyre Vol 1 5
Quote1.png Think you scrappers got what it takes to be part 'a the Grimm family? 'Cause me and the missus would love to have ya. Quote2.png
Empyre: Fallout Fantastic Four Vol 1 1
Quote1.png I know ya know what time it is. Quote2.png
Immortal Hulk Vol 1 40
Quote1.png It's Clobberin' Time! Quote2.png
Benjamin Grimm (Earth-616)
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The Thing
Are you tryin to hint that I'm dumb?!
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Human Torch
Who's hinting?
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The Thing
I accept your apology!
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 31
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Human Torch
Try to swat me with that asbestos rug, will ya? It's about time I showed you who's top man around here!
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The Thing
Top man?? You red-faced refugee from a kindergarten! I don't know whether to clobber ya or give ya a spankin'!
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Strange Tales Vol 1 125
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Human Torch
Watch it, he's attacking!
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The Thing
Glad ya told me, bright eyes!
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 71
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Silver Surfer (Norrin Radd)
Truly, there is a spark of divinity in all who live, and think... and strive!
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Mister Fantastic (Reed Richards)
A spark that will one day ignite... and illuminate the universe!
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The Thing (Benjamin Grimm)
Sheeesh! Billy Graham's got nothin' on you!
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 72
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Mister Fantastic (Reed Richards)
The Silver Surfer reached Galactus in time! Earth is saved!
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The Thing (Ben Grimm)
Sheeesh! We may haveta start collectin' unemployment insurance!
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 78
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Mister Fantastic
It's hopeless, Johnny!
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Human Torch
Never thought you'd say that, Reed!
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The Thing
You know Stretcho, kid... if he can't do somethin', he figgers nobody can!
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 83
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Johnny Storm
Reed, what if he's from some strange undersea race?
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Ben Grimm
You mean the old "They're gonna take over the world" trick? How corny can you be?
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 97
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Poor, dear Johnny! Here -- Let me hold your head in my lap!
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Ben Grimm
Y'know -- All of a sudden, I don't feel so good either!
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Johnny Storm
You get an aspirin, you BIG APE!
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 101
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To me, you'll always be the kindest -- and the gentlest -- and the most beautiful person I've ever known!
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The Thing
Yeah (Sniff), that's my problem! I always been just another pretty face!
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 105
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Johnny Storm
You want us to use the Pogo Plane?
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Ben Grimm
Heck, no. I just git my kicks outta openin' 'n shuttin' cockpit doors. Now git in 'n give yer jaws a rest.
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 108
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The Hulk
Hulk is bigger! Hulk is stronger!
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The Thing
Mebbe so ... But I'm a heckuva lot faster ... and I ain't exactly a flyweight myself!
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 112
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Agatha Harkness
Calm yourself Mr. Grimm -- Ebony was just being affectionate.
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Ben Grimm
Well, why don'cha put some combat boots on 'im so a fella can hear'im comin'! Us Super-Hero types are sensitive about bein' sneaked up on!
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 117
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Mr. Fantastic (Reed Richards)
No Ben! You're no match for him!
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Thing (Ben Grimm)
SHADDUP! Ya wanna give me a complex?
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 121
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Sue Richards
It must be horrible to be feared -- to be attacked -- just because you are different -- Just because you're a stranger in a strange world!
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The Thing
I should'a thought of that! I'm one guy who outta know how it all feels to be different
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 125
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Fight harder, fool. Otherwise you'll never stop me!
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The Thing
Wuzn't concentratin' on 'im! But I ain't gonna make that mistake twice!
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Marvel Two-In-One Vol 1 27
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This fight ain’t over yet--not by a long shot! Ya only won on a technicality! Ya didn’t really beat me! Ya’ll never beat me! I’m just too stupid… and ugly… ta know when to quit!
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No, my friend...I could never beat you! I know that now! I could crush your bones, and break your body--but I would never conquer your spirit! Any world that could spawn one such as you--is truly the worthiest of all! I sense that one day my people will battle yours for the total supremacy of the cosmos--but that will be in the eons to come! And what a glorious competition it shall be! Farewell, my friend! I have endless universes yet to visit! Infinite worlds to offer my gift! We shall never meet again! A pity! For to you--and you alone--I would offer the supreme glory of...a rematch!
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Marvel Two-In-One Annual Vol 1 7
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If you killed all the women in the past, there wouldn't be any women in this time. There wouldn't be anybody!
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What? Why not?
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Shulkie... I got th' feelin' nobody ever told this guy about th' facts o' life!
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Sensational She-Hulk Vol 1 39
Benjamin Grimm (Earth-616).jpg
Any chance you Inhumans have a recipe fer pumpkin pancakes?
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What are these wonders called "pancakes"?
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Invisible Girl
Just ignore him, Karnak!
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Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Comics Magazine Vol 1 7
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Alicia Masters
But... we can stay friends, can't we, Ben?
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Ben Grimm
Friends...? Always.
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Fantastic Four Vol 3 45
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Photos! No way! Cost you another forty points...
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Bruce Banner (Earth-616) from Incredible Hulk Vol 3 7.1 cover.jpg
You just said "Thirty-five"! You're supposed to go up in a negotiation, moron!
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Hulk & Thing: Hard Knocks Vol 1 4
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You ever thought'a joinin' the FF?
We could use a guy like you!
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Peter Parker
Nah. I've heard the pay isn't all that great.
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Spider-Man Unlimited Vol 3 11
Benjamin Grimm (Earth-616).jpg
Save the speech, big shot. We get it. We gotta use this power to help mankind, right...?
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Reed Richards (Earth-616) from Avengers Vol 5 43 cover.jpg
That's right, Ben.
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Fantastic Four: First Family Vol 1 2
Susan Storm (Earth-616) from Fantastic Four Vol 5 13 cover.jpg
..then you'll have no problem piloting this.
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Whoa...! Don't tell me this bathtub flies.
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'Course it does. He probably dreamed it up one afternoon between Seinfeld reruns. Okay, Susie. You better hope he designed this thing fer these mitts I gor fer hands now...
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Fantastic Four: First Family Vol 1 5
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You know I once punched Galactus, right?
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Threats will get you nowhere, Mr. Grimm.
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Yeah, that's what he said, too.
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 541
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You boiled my hand, you mother--
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Watch your language. Also, your chin.
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 548
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I thought for sure you were gonna tell us it was clobberin' time.
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You got the picture.
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X-Men Vol 3 16
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Thing ...
Ya know what I hate? I know... I know... Easy answer might be that I hate myself. Nah. That ain't it. Way I feel right now...after everything I did...everyone I hurt... I don't think enough of myself to hate. When I held that hammer...when it had ahold of me...I couldn't stop myself. And I still remember every ugly thing the Serpent's avatar -- Angrir -- whispered in my head. But now...more'n anything...I hate the idea of hurting my friends.
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You know...for many years I was used against my will...used for evil. But guilt can be a cruel master, too, if you let it. I'd never suggest that you forget the things you've done. But rather than letting your shame crush you, I'd suggest you work to set things right.
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Fear Itself: The Fearless Vol 1 5
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Invisible Woman
Is there nothing...?
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Unnamed doctor
You could pray. Pray for a miracle.
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A miracle... Does that guy have any idea who he's talking to?
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 606
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Come on... the boss wants to give him a greeting.
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And here he is. Hello, lover, it's been a while.
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Wha..., I don' believe it! Yer th' boss here? Sharon? Sharon Ventura?!
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I don't answer to that name anymore, Ben--haven't in a long time. I'm She-Thing. Simple. And as of today, I own you.
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