Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)/Quotes

...my plans are based on my infallible aim--and my unique ability to turn anything into a most potent weapon.

Observe this fountain pen. In my hands it becomes a deadly missile --

In my hands anything is a deadly weapon!

The Man Without Fear! Bah! Where is this hero? I have offered him a challenge -- a duel to the death to prove my total superiority!

You're good Daredevil, I'll grant you that! But I'm better and I'll prove it!

A lovely night for murder isn't it?

D-Don't hurt me ... Devil.. HehHeh ... D-Devil...

In real life, if he's quick and smart, and nasty enough -- the BAD guy wins!

And for my next trick...

Kid, I work for money. Your boss ain't givin' me any and that means he gets what he pays for. Nothin'!

Recognize this? It belonged to Elektra. I ran one just like it straight through her. You shoulda heard her pal --- whimpered like a baby.

Haven't you heard? I'm a cold blooded killer.

Just you an' me, huh, chatty? We're a Team, you an' me. Only I'm Team Leader. You gotta do what I say. You respect me, right? Am I right?

Whoops, friendly fire. Does it still count as 'friendly' if I hate you?

That's right. Norman's got plans for us. Big plans, and you're not a part of them. Now, there's something I need you to do for me. It's really simple...say 'kill me.'

Moon Knighhhht! Come out come out, wherever you are! What's with you, man? Running?! Didn't think "bitch" was in your repertoire.

You know, it's too bad I killed my mother in high school...she would have loved this. Joking. She wouldn't 'a cared.

Killing's an art. And that makes me Picasso.

Yeah, she's great isn't she? Sorry, I get kind of jealous. No one gets to kill her but me.

I have to say I'm flattered. I didn't know if I'd still have this effect on you. I mean, I know I'm not the only one who's killed you. But I guess it's true what they say...you never forget your first.

That arrow is tipped with an explosive. Nothing big. Just enough. When you wake up I got all kinds of other ways to kill you. And I'm gonna take my good, sweet time.

You still don't get it, do you? I'm Bullseye. In my hands, anything is a weapon...

I mean, we all know your husband is nuts. But marrying you when he could be dating supermodels from numerous planets... now that is nuts.

Colombian Cartel, eh? Like Scarface. I can get behind that.

Hey there, Fabian. Just give me a couple of minutes to deal with these clowns, okay? I'll have you out of here and home to dear old daddy in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

You going to kill me by talking me to death?

So, what's in it for me? Because right now, seems I'm screwed either way. Tell you what. I tell you where the kid is, you let me go. We both live to kill each other another day.

Hey, what's the big idea? I'm still in this body, Numbnuts. My mind is supposed to be in She-Hulk.

Well, look who finally showed up. Long time no see.

You wanted a contest? I give you the Challenge of the Jade Dragon. The greatest two-on-two fighting tournament that ever was or ever will be. Feel free to thank me at any time.

Ol' Hornhead doesn't want you facing A-listers, does he? Well, I'm as A-list as they get. And I'm gonna kill you.

Hey, ugly! You lost?

You know, it's too bad I killed my mother in high school... She would have loved this. Joking. She wouldn't a' cared.