Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)/Quotes

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Quotes by Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)

You know, it's too bad I killed my mother in high school... She would have loved this. Joking. She wouldn't a' cared.

--Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)

...my plans are based on my infallible aim--and my unique ability to turn anything into a most potent weapon.

--Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)

Observe this fountain pen. In my hands it becomes a deadly missile --

--Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)

In my hands anything is a deadly weapon!

--Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)

The Man Without Fear! Bah! Where is this hero? I have offered him a challenge -- a duel to the death to prove my total superiority!

--Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)

You're good Daredevil, I'll grant you that! But I'm better and I'll prove it!

--Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)

A lovely night for murder isn't it?

--Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)

D-Don't hurt me ... Devil.. HehHeh ... D-Devil...

--Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)

In real life, if he's quick and smart, and nasty enough -- the BAD guy wins!

--Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)

And for my next trick...

--Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)

Kid, I work for money. Your boss ain't givin' me any and that means he gets what he pays for. Nothin'!

--Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)

Recognize this? It belonged to Elektra. I ran one just like it straight through her. You shoulda heard her pal --- whimpered like a baby.

--Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)

Haven't you heard? I'm a cold blooded killer.

--Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)

Just you an' me, huh, chatty? We're a Team, you an' me. Only I'm Team Leader. You gotta do what I say. You respect me, right? Am I right?

--Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)

Whoops, friendly fire. Does it still count as 'friendly' if I hate you?

--Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)

That's right. Norman's got plans for us. Big plans, and you're not a part of them. Now, there's something I need you to do for me. It's really simple...say 'kill me.'

--Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)

Moon Knighhhht! Come out come out, wherever you are! What's with you, man? Running?! Didn't think "bitch" was in your repertoire.

--Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)

You know, it's too bad I killed my mother in high school...she would have loved this. Joking. She wouldn't 'a cared.

--Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)

Killing's an art. And that makes me Picasso.

--Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)

Yeah, she's great isn't she? Sorry, I get kind of jealous. No one gets to kill her but me.

--Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)

I have to say I'm flattered. I didn't know if I'd still have this effect on you. I mean, I know I'm not the only one who's killed you. But I guess it's true what they say...you never forget your first.

--Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)

That arrow is tipped with an explosive. Nothing big. Just enough. When you wake up I got all kinds of other ways to kill you. And I'm gonna take my good, sweet time.

--Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)

You still don't get it, do you? I'm Bullseye. In my hands, anything is a weapon...

--Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)

I mean, we all know your husband is nuts. But marrying you when he could be dating supermodels from numerous planets... now that is nuts.

--Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)

Colombian Cartel, eh? Like Scarface. I can get behind that.

--Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)

Hey there, Fabian. Just give me a couple of minutes to deal with these clowns, okay? I'll have you out of here and home to dear old daddy in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

--Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)

You going to kill me by talking me to death?

--Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)

So, what's in it for me? Because right now, seems I'm screwed either way. Tell you what. I tell you where the kid is, you let me go. We both live to kill each other another day.

--Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)

Hey, what's the big idea? I'm still in this body, Numbnuts. My mind is supposed to be in She-Hulk.

--Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)