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...my plans are based on my infallible aim--and my unique ability to turn anything into a most potent weapon.

Daredevil Vol 1 131

Observe this fountain pen. In my hands it becomes a deadly missile --

Daredevil Vol 1 132

In my hands anything is a deadly weapon!

Daredevil Vol 1 141

The Man Without Fear! Bah! Where is this hero? I have offered him a challenge -- a duel to the death to prove my total superiority!

Daredevil Vol 1 146

You're good Daredevil, I'll grant you that! But I'm better and I'll prove it!

Daredevil Vol 1 159

A lovely night for murder isn't it?

Daredevil Vol 1 160

D-Don't hurt me ... Devil.. HehHeh ... D-Devil...

Daredevil Vol 1 161

In real life, if he's quick and smart, and nasty enough -- the BAD guy wins!

Daredevil Vol 1 169

And for my next trick...

Daredevil Vol 1 181

Kid, I work for money. Your boss ain't givin' me any and that means he gets what he pays for. Nothin'!

Daredevil Vol 1 199

Recognize this? It belonged to Elektra. I ran one just like it straight through her. You shoulda heard her pal --- whimpered like a baby.

Daredevil Vol 1 200

Haven't you heard? I'm a cold blooded killer.

Daredevil: The Target Vol 1 1

Just you an' me, huh, chatty? We're a Team, you an' me. Only I'm Team Leader. You gotta do what I say. You respect me, right? Am I right?

Thunderbolts: Desperate Measures Vol 1 1

Whoops, friendly fire. Does it still count as 'friendly' if I hate you?

Thunderbolts Vol 1 123

That's right. Norman's got plans for us. Big plans, and you're not a part of them. Now, there's something I need you to do for me. It's really simple...say 'kill me.'

Thunderbolts Vol 1 126

Moon Knighhhht! Come out come out, wherever you are! What's with you, man? Running?! Didn't think "bitch" was in your repertoire.

Moon Knight Vol 5 25

You know, it's too bad I killed my mother in high school...she would have loved this. Joking. She wouldn't 'a cared.

Dark Avengers Vol 1 2

Killing's an art. And that makes me Picasso.

Dark Reign: Hawkeye Vol 1 1

Yeah, she's great isn't she? Sorry, I get kind of jealous. No one gets to kill her but me.

Dark Reign: Elektra Vol 1 3

I have to say I'm flattered. I didn't know if I'd still have this effect on you. I mean, I know I'm not the only one who's killed you. But I guess it's true what they say...you never forget your first.

Dark Reign: Elektra Vol 1 4

That arrow is tipped with an explosive. Nothing big. Just enough. When you wake up I got all kinds of other ways to kill you. And I'm gonna take my good, sweet time.

Dark Wolverine Vol 1 77

You still don't get it, do you? I'm Bullseye. In my hands, anything is a weapon...

Dark Reign: Hawkeye Vol 1 5

I mean, we all know your husband is nuts. But marrying you when he could be dating supermodels from numerous planets... now that is nuts.

Dark Avengers Vol 1 15

Colombian Cartel, eh? Like Scarface. I can get behind that.

Bullseye Vol 1 1

Hey there, Fabian. Just give me a couple of minutes to deal with these clowns, okay? I'll have you out of here and home to dear old daddy in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

Bullseye Vol 1 3

You going to kill me by talking me to death?

Bullseye Vol 1 4

So, what's in it for me? Because right now, seems I'm screwed either way. Tell you what. I tell you where the kid is, you let me go. We both live to kill each other another day.

Old Man Logan Vol 2 45

Hey, what's the big idea? I'm still in this body, Numbnuts. My mind is supposed to be in She-Hulk.

She-Hulk Annual Vol 1 1

Well, look who finally showed up. Long time no see.

Daredevil Vol 8 4

You wanted a contest? I give you the Challenge of the Jade Dragon. The greatest two-on-two fighting tournament that ever was or ever will be. Feel free to thank me at any time.

Spider-Boy Vol 2 13

Ol' Hornhead doesn't want you facing A-listers, does he? Well, I'm as A-list as they get. And I'm gonna kill you.

Spider-Boy Vol 2 15

Hey, ugly! You lost?

Thing Vol 4 2

You know, it's too bad I killed my mother in high school... She would have loved this. Joking. She wouldn't a' cared.

Bullseye (Lester) (Earth-616)

Deadpoool, Deadpool, Deadpool...how long has it been?

Issue sixteen, Greece...What's up, Bullseye?

What's the plan, cripple? You and ninja-skank kill me in broad daylight in front of a crowd with the feds on the way?

You killed a woman up there, you sociopath.

Boo-hoo.

Why are you even here, Lester?

Same reason you're here. I want those papers. I want to own you like the Kingpin does

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