Carl Creel (Earth-616)/Quotes

I ain't just Crusher Creel, an ordinary con anymore! I'm the Absorbing Man... the most dangerous guy in the world!!

That's what ya get for stoppin' to help some brat! I've beaten you at last!! Only someone as strong as Thor coulda done it! Only--the Absorbing Man!

I can absorb the strength of livin' things... as easily as metal or rock! That means I can add your might... to my own!

C'mon, Redskin, I feel like smashin' anything in a costume!

Ya don't honor someone's memory by giving up on yer own life! You ain't the only one who misses Thunderstrike! I do, too!

If Crusher Creel can't walk outta here with a doctor -- then the Absorbing Man will!

Mary's about the only good thing I got goin' for me. And I ain't about ta let it end like this.

I ain't the smartest man around, but even I can see that you're doin' a good thing, Thor! Just like you helped my wife get doctored up a few months back. If any o' these suits are gonna take you down they're gonna go through me first -- 'cus from now on, I got yer back!

We had kept Wonder Man in reserve, outta sight. Figurin' Osborn would never dream in a zillion years he'd hook up with us. His mistake. Wonder Man zipped outta there like a bat outta hell, holdin' on to Osborn the whole way like his life depended on it. And the Avengers? All they could do is look up in the sky, wonderin' what the hell just happened? Worked like a friggin' charm.

...I remember the dinosaurs. They had the sense to run.

S.H.I.E.L.D. and the heroes crossed the line with us this time, messing with our heads like this. The fun and games are over. I'm done robbing banks. We're going to find every single prisoner S.H.I.E.L.D. screwed with in Pleasant Hill, get them together to join your new Illuminati. And then, as one big, happy family, we're going to make S.H.I.E.L.D. hurt for what they did to us. Really pay. Even if we have to kill them in their sleep.

It's kinda cute, ain't it? I think he thinks he beat me when we tussled, too. So fulla himself he can't even see when the other guy throws the fight. Lemme show you something, Wishbone -- I still got all my teeth. You notice that?

Right. The oxygen. I should shut my trap. Just... I dunno, I don't wanna go just sitting here, staring off into the dark, listenin' to myself die, ya know?

All right, you wanna get in my head, freak? I got more than you can handle up here. You want to eat some pain, you bastard? Eat this!

What the Hell is that thing Wishbone's fighting? That ain't the Jailer. It's... it's Blinky.

Yer on the wrong side, squirt. Me and my guys are finally the heroes. We're the ones who are gonna save the human race from extinction.

Uhhh... guys... Spider-Man looks... uhhh... different!

You know what that felt like? Carl Creel from Bronx, standing over the God of Thunder? I couldn't explain it if I tried.