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Quotes by Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)

Quote1.png Awww -- ain't that sweet? He misses me! Well, don't cry, daddy dearest -- 'cause your sonny boy -- is ALIVE AND WELL! Quote2.png
--Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)
Quote1.png That's right, y'all, welcome to Carnage World! Quote2.png
--Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I am the ultimate insanity! I am CARNAGE! Quote2.png
--Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I've shown you the worst things in the world, because that's what the world's made of. Everything is sick! Am I getting through to you? Everything is sick... and I LOVE IT! Quote2.png
--Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)
Quote1.png HEY, KIDS! GET OFF MY LAWN. Quote2.png
--Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)
Quote1.png You think-- what?-- You can grow yourself an army of Carnage-soldiers in the body banks? Trust me. One of me is plenty. Quote2.png
--Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)
Quote1.png We're gonna paint the whole damn world red! Quote2.png
--Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)
Quote1.png This ain't no dream! Quote2.png
--Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)
Quote1.png It's your friendly neighborhood Carnage-Man! Carnage-Man! Carnage-Man! Doing all the things a Carnage can! Quote2.png
--Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)
Quote1.png We are all born into this world through blood and pain. It takes a special person to rise above it. Every hero has an origin. Your parents getting murdered is the best way to start. My old man wasted my mom right in front of me. Or was it my stepdad and my foster mom? I don't know. I remember things wrong sometimes, but it all works if it feels right. Orphanages are good, too. But really any terrible place to incubate will work. You just need one beacon in the dark. One person to show your true face to. Where your heart can be broken and your innocence lost. Then you kill that one good thing to perfect the pointlessness of the universe. No. I don't like that. That's wrong. There is meaning It's not pointless. Not anymore. Her death makes the hero embrace his fate. I've done so much wrong and it hurts so bad. Guilt! nearly more than I can stand. I will save the world now. Because I couldn't save her. But how can I possibly be redeemed? How can I ever be loved? I must find a way... Quote2.png
--Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)
Quote1.png This is her true final lesson. This is what I must understand. To be good. To be a hero-- I must be alone. Quote2.png
--Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)
Quote1.png If I can't stop it being born... I'll kill it before it's a day old! Quote2.png
--Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)
Quote1.png So whatcha been doing with yourself, Manny? Keeping busy? Quote2.png
--Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Everybody says ["I don't want to die alone"]. But in my experience, push comes to shove... it isn't the "alone" part people want to avoid. It's the dying. Quote2.png
--Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Brock, it's you in there, right? Always knew we'd meet again, Daddy Dearest. Or should I call you "Junior"? Gotta admit, this father-son-grandson mess gives me a headache. Quote2.png
--Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Thing is, Jujubee, crazy or not, this book has power. It changed us. I mean, me. I mean, Cletus Kasady. Not Carnage. But also Carnage. The book changed both of us -- Cletus and Carnage. Quote2.png
--Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)
Quote1.png This ain't me! This ain't who I am! This ain't my other! Stand between me and my real self, I'll slaughter every damn one of you! You hear me, baby? I'm comin' for ya! Quote2.png
--Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)
Quote1.png 'I am Cletus Kasady! Quote2.png
--Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Everyone is a target! Quote2.png
--Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Cletus Kasady is dead. Long live Cletus @#$%&@ Kasady. Piloting my new Carnage machine into every gaping hole in the mannequin-filled city. Kill enough and I awake my god. And then this world falls under a waterfall of blood and enters a new universe of dark. And hoo-boy, I will be there. Sucking the last sweet shivering breaths out of its rotting, maggot-filled, bloated corpse. Dancing all silly and spine-broken to the universe's death rattle. I am the gore emperor of a thousand dead stars. I am a new colossus of bleeding red megadeath. I am the red right hand of the King in Black. I am the end of the world as you @#$%&&# know it... and I feel like a drink. Quote2.png
--Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Did you know that my mother went through electroshock treatments when she was pregnant with me? This was before they would sedate you for that kind of thing... and then, you know... I died minutes after I was born... went to Hell... came back... that whole thing... I've had therapists try to tell me that these "early traumas" led me to being... the way I am. I've heared it all, you know... I'm this way because of abuse, because of video games, or sex and violence on TV, because of guns and knives and the wickedness of this mean old world. But what none of them get... is those things didn't make me what I am. I am made... of them. I am abuse. I am sex and violence. I am the guns and knives and the wickedness of this mean @#$%#&% world... you know my name. Now scream it. Quote2.png
--Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Don't you know who I am?! I was born of chaos. I feed off of violence and depravity. Playing me back my greatest hits only makes me more excited. Makes me realize how much I love what I do! Quote2.png
--Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Oh, Aaaaaaaaandi! Stop playin' these games and take your medicine! Quote2.png
--Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Gotta hand it to ya, Wilson... you're the only guy crazier than me. Quote2.png
--Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Every fiber of your feline is in my power. Her thoughts are my thoughts, her form does my bidding. The cat you once knew is gone. And now? She's her master's keeper. Quote2.png
--Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Ha ha ha ha ha! Where's Mikey Hall at? I got some words I wanna stab in his ears. Quote2.png
--Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)
Quote1.png You shouldn't have brought your girlfriends, Spidey-Boy...this is between you and me...or at least it was... Quote2.png
--Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Check out my Thing impression: "IT'S MURDERIN' TIME!" Quote2.png
--Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)
Quote1.png You knooooow who it is, sweetums!! It's your ever-lovin; totally unfriendly neighborhood-- CARNAGE! Quote2.png
--Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I called you Norman. Because that's who you are. Little Norman Osborn. Playing dress-up because I allow it. Because it amuses me. But let's get one thing straight! There's only one Carnage in this house. And Carnage rules. Quote2.png
--Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I was hollowed out inside... empty... just like my other. We were both sick... because we were incomplete... but not anymore. We healed each other... made each other whole. Neither one of us can survive without the other. Forget host. Forget symbiote. There is only Carnage. Quote2.png
--Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)

Conversations with Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)

Cletus Kasady (Earth-616) from Web of Spider-Man Vol 1 101 0001.jpg
Carnage
Who the hell do you think you are?
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Wade Wilson (Earth-616) from Cable & Deadpool Vol 1 9 0001.jpg
Deadpool
Me? I'm Deadpool... The merc with the purdy mouth.
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Deadpool vs. Carnage #1
Cletus Kasady (Earth-616) from Web of Spider-Man Vol 1 101 0001.jpg
Carnage
Let's do this thing! Carnage vs. Deadpool! Round two!
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Wade Wilson (Earth-616) from Cable & Deadpool Vol 1 9 0001.jpg
Deadpool
I think you mean "Deadpool vs. Carnage."
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Deadpool vs. Carnage #2

Quote1.png Spider-Man!!! Come on down, you're the next victim of CARNAGE! Quote2.png


Quote1.png Someone's come to visit? Come to VIOLATE OUR SANCTUARY?! Quote2.png


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