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Quotes by Conan (Earth-616)

Quote1.png That bearded Aesir -- besieged by a trio of yapping foes! No affair of mine. I've done my day's work for Aesir gold. Still, why should one lion die -- and three jackals live? By Crom! They should not --! And, by Crom -- they shall not!! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Yes, thralls... you are free now, and long may you remains so. But let your legends say of this day that a king led you to victory... and that his name was Kiord. For he was the last of the manlings -- but first among... men. Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Not so brave, eh, Kushite -- when it's your own dark unknown stares you in the face? Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Open the gate! Open the gate I say! Must blood flow beneath the door planks before you'll stir off your rumps!! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I came to Argos to fight your wars for you -- but, by Crom, if there are no wars to fight -- I'll start some of my own!! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png For, when we catch up with her, I'd prefer to settle my score with Sonja -- with my own good blade! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I'll give you but a moment to pray to [your gods] to receive your lice-ridden soul -- provided you believe in them at all. Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png These Stygians! They make my skin crawl, with their worship of a snake-god. And the way this one slew himself pushing himself on my blade! I might fall in battle rather than surrender -- but damn if I'd take my own life! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Damn you, bird! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Blood -- dripping from beneath my loin-cloth! Did that jackal wound me there without my feeling it -- or is the cause -- something else?? Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Mitra! I -- can't move --! It's as if -- my bones -- my body -- have all turned to stone! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png No, by Crom! I'll not dance like a puppet for some witch-woman who's prophesied my death! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Don't argue with me, woman! Just keep ducking! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Keep hard against the wall, woman! We'll take many of these snake-lovers with us ere we fall! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Here, hand, you belong with your master -- so to flaming hell with both of you!! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Bêlit -- you've earned yonder crown, for sure -- but, are you certain you want to become queen of this fickle populace? Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I'll confess I prefer sailing crimson seas to fighting off mosquitos, damn them! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Hmmm...I think I am not the "Amra" you remember, old man -- but I recall hearing of you -- a witch-finder of some repute in times past! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Give [Bêlit] to me, jackals -- and alive -- or I'll bathe this room in your blood, sword or no! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png They'll pay for it in blood and shattered bones, woman! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png You're not the ones I want -- though I want to slay a thousand of you! Where is your leader? Where is the ape that flies like a vulture? WHERE IS THE MONSTER THAT SLEW MY MATE?? Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Crom, girl! Don't do that! You'd think I was doing you a favor by kicking you out of this country! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png You survived the slaughter within, Stygian, only because you'd donned your armor for the watch. Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png The demon -- it's still alive -- and it's staggered out into the night! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I saved you from death once, Thutmekri; I owe you nothing. Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png No answer, eh? Then, by all the gods from here to Hyperborea -- I'll answer my own question for you: NONE! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Curse you, witch! You've cost me ten thousand pieces of -- No! There may still [be] a way to pull this iron from the fire with some temper left to it! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png ...A pity I can say the same for this poor horse. The rock thing's blow killed it. We'll have to go the rest of the way on foot. Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png A man needs no memory -- only a soul -- to know that this is not right! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Dukenrik! I'm trapped 'neath this mess -- you're the only one near enough -- you must run him through! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Wait! Do you hear it? That eerie laughter again -- but it's closer this ti -- what in the seven hells? Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Crom! First one -- now the other! Didn't Okniragg ever teach you two to defend yourselves? Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Come on, Vanir -- I've a debt to collect -- for myself -- and for a town of slaughtered innocents! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png This is madness! No prize is worth this! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Easy, princess, everything is all right now. I'm here to free you...I'm only glad I'm not too -- late! Crom! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Liar! I save your daughter's life and this is the thanks I get? Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png JACKAL! DOG! I've risked life and limb for you and that child -- and this is how you repay me? By Crom, I'll have your skull. Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png To the entrance, girl, quickly! It's a trap! By Crom above us -- I knew it was a trap!! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Pardon me, friend, but I'm trying to find the ugliest man in Cimmeria. Ah, never mind! There he is! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png My life is for me to give -- not for you to take. And -- I do not choose to give it. Yet, perhaps men shall sing one last song of boastful Gondur. If so, they'll say he was the first man of the Vanir to fall before the slicing sword of... Conan the Cimmerian! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png We'll have to leave the horses -- and bank on stealing new ones where and when we land! Move your tails, you five-toed sloths! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Now do you see what you and that silver-haired fool have wrought, woman? The Devourer has returned to the world -- and he cares not if the soul he consumes is Kothian or Argossean or Zamboulan! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Barkeep! A man's been killed since I ordered that Sultanapur Sling. Does there have to be another slaying, before I get it? Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Where are the ones who taught you these perverse ways? Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I don't belong anywhere. Not for long at least. If I want a home, I'll have to make it for myself. With my own bloody hands. And the weapons they're holding. I'll find my own way across the river, Shaman. I always have. Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Crom damn you! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png What other dark horrors does this ship hold?! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png My forgiveness is irrelevant. Go ask Crom! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png No soul survives this life intact. Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Open the cage. Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png It looked to be nothing more than a simple wooden idol. Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Koga Thun... I was content to take my treasure and go, but now I will take your life, too. Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Crom curse you both. Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I've been trying for years to get my sword into the bastard. This is the only way. Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Who the Hell... is Thoth-Amon? Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Let me buy these people from you. That is a bargain for this amulet of power. Take it or I shall run you through. Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Where are we going? Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png You've lost, Kero. Walk away. Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Who would like to see me strangle a sorcerer? Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png You... you did this. Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png No quarter for slavers! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png The hill code is well known far and wide. It says a hetman must fight any man who challenges him before the assembled tribe. Well, Pakim? What do you say? Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Razazel... must be stopped. No matter what. Never... stop fighting. In... in the name of Crom. Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Some foul magic is afoot! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Tama? Crom's teeth... what is happening here? Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Together, boy. As a family. Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I bargain with neither man nor monster! Release my friend, Shuma-Gorath! Release him, or I will kill you again! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Huhn. So, we meet once again, Shuma-Gorath... You are smaller and weaker and deader than when I last saw you. Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png You have the blood of Frost Giants in your veins. Fight like it! Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Do not taunt me in my dreams-- Face me, Kulan Gath! Then we shall see who will be flung upon the pyre. Quote2.png
--Conan (Earth-616)

Conversations with Conan (Earth-616)

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Conan
Like I said-- same old Son-ya! By the way, did I tell you I like your armor-- what little there is of it?
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Red Sonja
An Ophieran pikeman said the same thing to me the other day, just before he made a grab for me. I hope he can learn to wield a pike left-handed.
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Savage Sword of Conan #1
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Punisher
Would Crom think I'm weak for carrying my dead family 'round for the last month?
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Conan
You have been dragging them around for longer than that. But who cares what that bastard thinks?
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