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Roxxon is the world's wealthiest and most powerful super-corporation. If we don't know what's best for the people of this planet, then I ask you, dear lady... who does?

Thor: God of Thunder Vol 1 19.NOW

We've seen him in action. So we know that despite his anti-social attitude, he sticks his neck out to help innocents. So let's find some innocents... or the next closest thing.

Weapon H Vol 1 3

There were 112 soldiers in Eaglestar's Blue Team. We're checking their records, one by one. I imagine within an hour we'll know exactly... who you are... and who your family is. And then we can talk business.

Weapon H Vol 1 4

You want to serve. That's the same thing I'm trying to do. You want to protect citizens. I want to protect customers. So let's make a deal.

Weapon H Vol 1 5

Meet the rest of your field team.

Weapon H Vol 1 8

Please don't worry yourself, Clayton. Your wife is perfectly fine. I promised she'd be safe. And I always keep my promises... particularly when I've made them to a monster as ferocious as you. Just do what you do best and let's wrap this up, shall we?

Weapon H Vol 1 9

I betrayed the Earth to elves, and I am still here. Roxxon West is why. I placed four B.E.S.E.R.K.E.R. units on guard. Elite Hulk-level troops. Trained to attack and destroy without hesitation. If they aren't enough... then Bruce Banner will have achieved something previously thought impossible. He will have hurt the Roxxon Corporation.

Immortal Hulk Vol 1 27

The Hulk destroys everything he touches, and the 12-18 demographic loves him for it. He's a meme. A figurehead for their tepid rebellions. The destructive urge made flesh.

Immortal Hulk Vol 1 28

Are you content, Thor?

Immortal Thor Vol 1 9

The comic is self-parody, of course. But parody is an effective weapon in these times. A brand that takes itself seriously is mocked -- a brand that mocks itself has free rein. A free pass into every consumer’s head. Screenshot the cheesy advertisements. Turn theme into memes. Make them viral. A disease that nests inside you. Makes them harmless. We can laugh together, can’t we? We’re such good friends — how could you do without us? We are allowed to play -- to be in our own joke. Because in the end, the joke is on you. The joke is you. And we'll tell it until it eats you alive.

Roxxon Presents: Thor Vol 1 1

This world is a maze of money and power. In which human beings lose themselves. They live their lives in the labyrinth... and I am the Minotaur.

Dario Agger (Earth-616)

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