Darla Deering (Earth-616)/Quotes

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My name is Darla Deering, and I got my first recording contract when I was fourteen. By the time I was eighteen I had seven number-one hits, two golds, and one platinum record. I won a Grammy at nineteen, and ever since I could drive, I took home every Video Music Award that MTV ever nominated me for. I have twenty-nine million Yamblr followers. 67 million likes on Facespace. More people watched me on NewToob last year than go to the movies. And Bentley-23 is my friend.

—FF Vol 2 7

A ring? For me? Things're moving a little fast, aren't they?

—FF Vol 2 8

History?!! Oh yeah -- we got history. Thing Rings...

—Astonishing Ant-Man Vol 1 2

My name is Darla Deering, and I got my first recording contract when I was fourteen. By the time I was eighteen I had seven number-one hits, two golds, and one platinum record. I won a Grammy at nineteen, and ever since I could drive, I took home every Video Music Award that MTV ever nominated me for. I have twenty-nine million Yamblr followers. 67 million likes on Facespace. More people watched me on NewToob last year than go to the movies. And Bentley-23 is my friend.

—Darla Deering (Earth-616)

Thing Rings, do your thing.

—Thing Rings

Dragon Man

Ms. Deering, technically you are a member of the Fantastic Four. We need to get you out there.

Darla Deering

Um. No?

—FF Vol 2 2

Miss Thing (Darla Deering)

Why is everything purple and green? It looks like your closet threw up on a planet.

She-Hulk (Jennifer Walters)

Zip it, Manic Panic.

—FF Vol 2 11

Dragon Man

I got to thinking: just because the human pilot is rendered hors de combat, there's no reason the Thing Suit can't stay in the fight. Thus my new Thing Suit remote control.