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—Deadpool & Cable: Split Second Infinite Comic Vol 1 2Listen, I'm not any kind of expert on time travel, but how about this... maybe the best way to not kill Dr. Weathers in the morning is by being nowhere near Dr. Weathers in the morning?!
—Deadpool Vol 5 23I always wanted a girl... but Terry and I only wanted one kid. And Terry Jr. is just perfect. When the chance to adopt Ellie came our way, I was so grateful. It made being friends with you worth it. Now look what you've done to us! Do whatever needs to be done to undo this. I don't care what it costs. Don't make these babies pay for your mistakes!
—Emily Preston (Earth-616)Are we a team? Or after being locked in your head do I have Stockholm Syndrome?
Hey, how anatomically correct are Life Model Decoys?
What? Why would you even think that?
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Crap. Everything better be right where it was.
Scott... What did you see when that bomb went off?
I saw... I saw... Deadpool kill his family.
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