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Quotes by Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)

Quote1.png Well well! So teacher's pet is gonna help the nice little doctor with some experiments this week-end, eh? While us other dumbheads waste time having dates and livin' it up! Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png It's a cinch you don't, panty-waist! You'd probably faint if you ever caught sight of 'im! Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Well well! So teacher's pet is gonna help the nice little doctor with some experiments this week-end, eh? While us other dumbheads waste time having dates and livin' it up! Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png What? Oh, sure, Pete. Guess it's been a long night -- for us all. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Well well! So teacher's pet is gonna help the nice little doctor with some experiments this week-end, eh? While us other dumbheads waste time having dates and livin' it up! Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Y'know, Parker, you really ought to watch where you're going. Imagine if that was an iron lamppost, instead of soft, cuddly me! Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png And how are you enjoying our fine alma mater today, Parker? Pulse quickening in anticipation of that chem quiz in fourth period? Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Listen, if Spidey wants to keep his identity a secret, I'm sure he has a good reason, and that's all I need to know! I'd never do that to Spidey -- never! Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png See, Liz? I told you Parker's a loser! He's probably going home to keep his test tubes company! Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png But I started out trying to be like Spidey-- --and ended up following my old man's advice! Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png You help me?! Is that what you think? You think I need the help of wimp like you? Not on your life, Parker! I don't need you! I don't need any of you! And-- --I don't need Spider-Man! I'm Flash Thompson! And it was me who saved all of your butts...don't you ever forget that! And that's no illusion -- that's hard, cold reality! Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Where the hell is Parker anyway? Biggest night of his life and he's probably asleep in the library. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I don't need a medal, sir. Not to remind me to do the right thing, at least. Truth is, I've been lucky to know people whose example reminds me every day. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I... understand, General Dodge. Country first. I'm on my way. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png The doctors tell me he has cirrhosis of the liver. He's known for a year... just didn't tell anyone. He figures he's going to be dead soon, why not be drunk. Sick thing is I get it. Might even have done the same in his shoes. But any identification, any sympathy, drains when I have to be the one to tell her. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Aaron wants this thing alive -- awful easy word to say. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png You did the very best you could. The bad was... bad -- it casts a shadow on the rest -- but -- I love you, Dad. I love you and I'll try my damnest to only remember the good times, okay? I'll remember listening to records. You and me. I love you so much... and you did a lot good. You hear me? I wouldn't trade you for any other father. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I've taken beatings in my life. Had body and mind put to the test. Football. Dad. Boot camp. Mosul. Both legs amputated above the knee. An entire lifetime of getting my ass kicked to the ground can't begin to measure up to these past twelve hours. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Been trying to tell you -- if the choice is between dishonor and protecting my family... it's no choice at all... Sir. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png What in the name of God have I gotten myself into? Working for the bad guys. And the bad guys are insane. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Trapped with no way out. The rage feeds my symbiote. The rage makes it strong. It chose me -- knows I need it -- knows my thoughts. Distorts perceptions. There is no controlling it. Gives me what I need to plow these bastards over. Pay them back for the way they've treated me. They have no idea the beast they've awoken... they will. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png ... I've been looking forward to this. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Giving Hulk my symbiote was a bad idea. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I... understand, General Dodge. Country first. I'm on my way. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png You can come out, Betty. I'm not going to hurt you. No more than I already have. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png You did the very best you could. The bad was... bad -- it casts a shadow on the rest -- but -- I love you, Dad. I love you and I'll try my damnest to only remember the good times, okay? I'll remember listening to records. You and me. I love you so much... and you did a lot good. You hear me? I wouldn't trade you for any other father. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I'm poisoned. You're right. There's no getting it out. The wound is sealed shut. Their hatred will always run through our veins, Jack. But if we make different choices...who knows? Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Think happy things. Mom? Ugh... no. Betty? Swing and miss. Uh... High school? God, no... Do I have any happy thoughts? Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Cletus Kasady has broken out. Carnage has escaped. So we're gonna go get him. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Remember those beatings... the bruises... the broken bones. Remember the phantom pain... legs itching even though they were gone. Remember what it felt like... being trapped inside... while the symbiote killed. Remember how those things made you die inside... Little by little... Show the hybrids how that feels. Remember who you are. Symbiote. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png They're bad people. They deserve this beating. When they wake up in a cold sweat in the dead of night. I want it to be my face that haunts them. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Keepin' us in the dark... what're you hiding? Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png You guys remember me? Wow, I must be in the big leagues now. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png ... Damn nerds. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Patrolling... that's what honest-to-goodness super heroes do. And in any city, I hate it. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Maybe we're not Avengers... But we're still brothers in caffeinated arms. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png In the unanswered questions department. I'm neck deep. How did my symbiote spawn another like that? And how did Andi get up to speed so quickly? I think I know who to ask. But he's not talking. Yet. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png She's not my sidekick. We're... We're working that out. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Admit it. That was kinda awesome. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Agent Venom, reporting for duty. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Wait. Do you know what an Agent of the Cosmos is? 'cause I've been wondering -- Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Mercurio is never going to let you out of this arrangement. Thugs never do. We survive this, though... we go take Mercurio out together. And save your kid. Deal? Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png You want him? You're gonna have to go through me. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Thank you all. For saving me. And for not killing Venom. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png So much for doing this the easy way. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Long live Venom. And long live Mania. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Why is Spider-Man on the news all the way across the galaxy? Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Agent Flash "Venom" Thompson reporting for duty, Sir. Good to see you again, Brock. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Stop it. Enough of this. You... you're always questioning yourself... always doubting if you're a good guy or a bad guy... You think you aren't good enough to be a hero? Look around, Ed. Look how far you've come! You've faced the darkest evil in the galaxy and beaten it back. You've defied every challenge that's ever been put in front of you. So you have a dark past? Well, join the club... Everyone makes mistakes. I damn sure know I have... You may not think you have what it takes to stand next to Cap and Spidey and the rest, but... Eddie... You're storming the gates of Hell to save the world and rescue your son. You're a hero, Eddie. Make no mistake. You're Venom. Now, let me be a soldier. Quote2.png
--Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)

Conversations with Eugene Thompson (Earth-616)

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Liz Allen
I wonder where Peter went? He isn't here!
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Flash Thompson
Who, that coward? He's probably hidin' with his head under a desk somewhere!
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Amazing Spider-Man #4

Flash Thompson
Why don'tcha pick on the Human Torch for a while?? Or those nutty X-Men??
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J. Jonah Jameson
Why don't you go play in traffic?!
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Amazing Spider-Man #24
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Agent Venom
Venom and the Valkyrie. Nice "80s P.I. Show" ring to it. He was a jarhead from Queens, she was a stunning Asgardian goddess who could predict death's arrival, and together they were--
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Valkyrie
Losing the points won by saving me.
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Secret Avengers #25
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Venom
Y-your brother?
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Betty Brant
He's dead, Flash. He died a long time ago.
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Venom Vol 2 #21
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Scarlet Spider
I know another idiot who talks about responsibility a lot.
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Venom
Yeah? I know a great man who does the same.
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Scarlet Spider Vol 2 #10

Flash Thompson
It's agreed, then?
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Eddie Brock
Yeah. We kill each other later.
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Venom
Show these dumbasses--whoever they are--that they picked the wrong day to start trouble at West Philly!
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Venom Vol 2 #35
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Agent Venom
Wait! Yeah. It's me... Flash but it's not what you think. I'm in control of the symbiote. Maybe I shoulda told you before, but what's important is, I'm on the side of the Angels. And you can trust me on this, cause... well... it's me. And you know me. Uh... right?
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Spider-Man
Sorry, "Flash." You must have me confused... with someone who cares!
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Superior Spider-Man #22
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Ghost Rider
And the red thing? You guys are all in red.
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Venom
This is sort of Ross' thing, and he's the Red Hulk, so... All we need to do now is recruit Daredevil, I guess.
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Ghost Rider
I hate that dude.
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Venom
Huh? Why? He's a good guy.
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Ghost Rider
Maybe he is, but I'm the damn motorcycle stunt jumper. I should be Daredevil. He's probably an accountant or something in real life.
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Thunderbolts Vol 2 #21
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Geena Drake
I think he's your descendant. Even if he is, for some reason, wearing your old clothes and using your old Ship
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Star-Lord
Peter Jason Quill. Born Spartax, 2985 A.D.
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Star-Lord
Peter Jason Quill. Born Earth, 1985 A.D.
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Groot
I am Groot.
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Geena Drake
Yes, Groot, time really is coming apart at the seams.
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Venom
You understood him?
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Geena Drake
Didn't everybody?
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Guardians 3000 #6


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