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Quotes by Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

Quote1.png I'm not a hero. I'm a thief. Born a thief. Raised a thief. Will die a thief. Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png My bad luck powers . . . they're gone!! Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Personally, darling I'll take larceny over virtue every time! Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png And there I was thinking I'd gotten my evening nicely planned. A little innocent art theft followed by hot cocoa and steamy chick-lit. Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Don't knock them. In my line of work, where you look for every distraction you can get, these tend to come in handy. And since this costume lacks pockets, where else would I hide all my tools? Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png ...what's happening, Peter? Why do I feel so angry...? Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png --I'm just your bad-girl ex-girlfriend, so what does it matter? I think we've gone a little deeper than that, haven't we? I think we owe each other a little more respect than that, don't we? A phone call, an e-mail -- would that have killed you? Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png ...thank you, Spider--Peter-- whatever you want to call yourself. For taking your mask off and reminding me... ...it's never too late to figure out who you really are. Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I'm not a hero. I'm a thief. Born a thief. Raised a thief. Will die a thief. Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Sorry about the last couple days, kid. But you did good. You're in. You're one of us now. Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png You'll always just be sad, pathetic, little Phil Urich. Neither Goblin. Nor King. Silk? Finish him. Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I trust you, Silk. Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I just want to give you a whole bunch of money to help me cause trouble. Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Now, let's get down to business. Tombstone's time is up. Let's show him what we're made of -- as we conquer his kingdom. Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I think you'll find my offer very difficult to refuse. Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png You work for me, and if you want to continue, you'll work with whom I tell you. Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png You're funny, in a not-really-funny way. I like that. Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png We need you to weaponize it. Me and Eddie, here, we're going on a hunt. For Lee Price. And all of his "made men." Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png So what do you say, Spider? Wanna help me pull off the Heist of the Heist of the Century? Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Spider, we were... together. And now, I can't -- I can't remember what your face looks like. What your name is! Do you have any idea how that feels?! Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I got a plan, Bruno. We keep what we stole! We carve 'em up! And we don't take orders from anyone! Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I know I shouldn't feel guilty. I'm just doing this to protect our relationship. I'm... I'm doing the right thing. So why do I feel like it's so wrong? Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png If the Fox says it can be done, we'll do it. Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png "Probability" is just a five-dollar word for "luck." And I'm nothing but bad luck, baby. Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Remember this, Clown Shoes! When they ask you who beat you this time -- tell 'em it was the Black Cat and her boys! Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Hey. You wanna go steal something? Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png See? I told you it'd go off without a hitch. Other than, you know, us getting hitched. Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Oh, I see how it is. You're happy to run around Madripoor with me, but oh no, you can't take a flatscan home to Mother! Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Usually, I try to go for the smart move. There's no profit in revenge. But I'm sick of Odessa pushing me around. And sometimes... ...sometimes revenge is its own profit. Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Here we go. On one of the Goblin's old rides. A ghost dog strapped to my chest. Counting on some alien goo to protect me from a different alien goo. Breaking a wizard out of space jail. If I die, at least it'll be how I lived. Outrageously. Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png You offered me ashes. Did you really think… …that I would MAKE someone LOVE me…  … WITH MAGIC?! Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Queen Cat. Sorry about the sucker punch. I like a good cat-and-mouse, but a cat-and-cat? Even better. Anyways, you didn't get me this time. But you're welcome to try again. You see, I've been at this game, a long time. If you want to be a superhero, you need a foil. A criminal counterpart. All the greats have one. Spider-Man and Venom. Mr. Fantastic and Dr. Doom. Wolverine and Sabretooth. Tony Stark and bourbon. And us? Queen Cat and the Black Cat. Two sides of the same coin. Light and Dark. So catch me if you can, because this game has begun. See you on the rooftops. Love, The Black Cat Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png My heart half-breaks at how easy it is to lie to him. It breaks all the way when he believes me without question. Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I did what I always do: What I had to. No matter who it hurts. Quote2.png
--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

Conversations with Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

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Black Cat
This time, Spidey, take the hint--
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Spider-Man
Cat, Cat, Cat-- --You know I can't do that! After all, I represent truth, justice, and... nope, that's someone else. I represent all the good stuff in life, like apple pie, mom, and the right to parade around in screwball costumes! While you, as pretty as you are, seem to represent everything I've sworn to prevent! And, since I'm not about to change my ways...
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Black Cat
Nor I, mine...
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Spider-Man
...It's up to me to stop whatever you're so blasted determined to start.
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Amazing Spider-Man #204
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Black Cat
Now are you convinced that I want to go straight?
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Spider-Man
We have to talk more about that!
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Black Cat
Why don't we kiss first?
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Spider-Man
Felicia, be serious! I...you...that is... Aw, what the heck!
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Amazing Spider-Man #226
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Spider-Man
Felicia!!!
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Black Cat
Oh, Gee! Is this the p-price I have to p-pay... ...for being g-good?!
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Spider-Man
No! NOOOOOOOOOO
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Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man #76
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Black Cat
What do you say we cuddle up some, and what you get when you cross a spider with a black cat, hmmm?
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Spider-Man
No, Cat!
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Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man #98
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Spider-Man
Can you do this, you creep?
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Foreigner
Why would I want to?
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Black Cat
Hello, 911! Spider-Man's broken in. 405 W. 45th. He's trying to kill my boyfriend! Hurry!!
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Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man #129
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Black Cat
So..? Are you gonna stay up there all night?
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Spider-Man
You didn't look like you needed any help from this wall-crawler..!
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Sensational Spider-Man #29
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Black Cat
I really hate you, you know that?
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Spider-Man
And I am thoroughly disgusted by you.
Welcome back, party-hardy.
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Spider-Man/Black Cat: The Evil That Men Do #2
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Black Cat
You almost slipped, Peter Parker.
You almost revealed another costume's name.
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Peter
Lay off.
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Black Cat
Isn't that you all over?
Always rushing to unmask?
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Peter
You loved it when I do it, and you know it.
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Spider-Man/Black Cat: The Evil That Men Do #6
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Felicia
I'm dangerous, buddy, and don't you forget it.
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Logan
Right.
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Felicia
I am!
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Claws #1
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Felicia
I'm not a big fan of swimming. You know, us cats and water...
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Logan
What about cats and molten lava?
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Felicia
Smartass.
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Claws #2
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Logan
Half an hour to make-- sheesh, what're we supposed to do till then?
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Felicia
Really, Logan... Use your imagination.
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Wolverine & Black Cat: Claws 2 #1
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Logan
It smells funny...like wet fur. Must be rats.
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Felicia
Well...if it's just rats, that's not a problem.
Just rats, right, Logan?
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Wolverine & Black Cat: Claws 2 #2
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Electro
No money... nowhere to sleep... can't even get food. Sparking like this, I can't go anywhere... I stick my head up, the cops'll shoot it off. What am I gonna do? I need help...
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Black Cat
Well, then, it's your lucky day.
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Electro
Black Cat? What do you want?
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Black Cat
The same thing you do. Respect. Revenge. And so much more. And together, we can get it. By getting rid of Spider-Man!
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 3 #3
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Black Cat
Alright, new girl! Out with it! What's the deal with you and Spider-Man?
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Spider-Man
The deal? Why this is The Spectacular Spinning Jenny! My All-New junior sidekick!
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Silk
Can't believe you just did that. On TV! If any of that sticks, I'm seriously gonna kill you!
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 3 #5
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Black Cat
I strongly suggest that whatever you've learned about me -- and Spider's costume -- you keep it to yourself.
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Mysterio
Oh, no question. If he finds out, he'll get rid of it. I'm hoping that, sooner or later... it kills him.
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Symbiote Spider-Man #5
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Black Cat
I swear, you redheads. It’s like you’re collectively out to get me. Look, I really don’t have time for this. I’m on a schedule...
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Bethany Cabe
Shut up! AAACHOOO!
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Black Cat
Whoa! Now that’s some bad luck! Like I said, I got a schedule to keep... ...so why don't you take a load off and let me do my job?
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Bethany Cabe
What...
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Black Cat
Just a narcpatch. Listen don't feel bad. I'm a pro, I eat security bosses for breakfast. It makes me strong. Like Wheaties.
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Black Cat #11


Quote1.png Wrong! You bought my things at that auction. That's how they advertised it. "Treasures of the Black Cat!" Items I spent a lifetime acquiring. A collection I poured my heart and soul into. That's the problem with possessions. You can lose them. They can break or... They can be taken from you. And then... Then... Everyone thinks they can take what's yours. Your belongings. Your freedom. Your dignity. And they will. Unless you show them they're wrong. Nothing--And no one--Will ever have that kind of hold on me again. I'm setting myself free. Quote2.png
--Black Cat[src]
Quote1.png Please. I'm never with someone. I'm my own thing. If you're lucky, you get to tag along. Quote2.png
--Black Cat[src]


Quote1.png I'm the Black Cat. The greatest thief of all time. There's nothing you can take from me... that I can't get back. Quote2.png
--Black Cat[src]

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