Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)/Quotes

Quotes by Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

I'm not a hero. I'm a thief. Born a thief. Raised a thief. Will die a thief.

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

My bad luck powers . . . they're gone!!

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

Personally, darling I'll take larceny over virtue every time!

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

And there I was thinking I'd gotten my evening nicely planned. A little innocent art theft followed by hot cocoa and steamy chick-lit.

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

Don't knock them. In my line of work, where you look for every distraction you can get, these tend to come in handy. And since this costume lacks pockets, where else would I hide all my tools?

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

...what's happening, Peter? Why do I feel so angry...?

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

--I'm just your bad-girl ex-girlfriend, so what does it matter? I think we've gone a little deeper than that, haven't we? I think we owe each other a little more respect than that, don't we? A phone call, an e-mail -- would that have killed you?

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

...thank you, Spider--Peter-- whatever you want to call yourself. For taking your mask off and reminding me... ...it's never too late to figure out who you really are.

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

I'm not a hero. I'm a thief. Born a thief. Raised a thief. Will die a thief.

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

Sorry about the last couple days, kid. But you did good. You're in. You're one of us now.

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

You'll always just be sad, pathetic, little Phil Urich. Neither Goblin. Nor King. Silk? Finish him.

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

I trust you, Silk.

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

I just want to give you a whole bunch of money to help me cause trouble.

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

Now, let's get down to business. Tombstone's time is up. Let's show him what we're made of -- as we conquer his kingdom.

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

I think you'll find my offer very difficult to refuse.

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

You work for me, and if you want to continue, you'll work with whom I tell you.

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

You're funny, in a not-really-funny way. I like that.

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

We need you to weaponize it. Me and Eddie, here, we're going on a hunt. For Lee Price. And all of his "made men."

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

So what do you say, Spider? Wanna help me pull off the Heist of the Heist of the Century?

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

Spider, we were... together. And now, I can't -- I can't remember what your face looks like. What your name is! Do you have any idea how that feels?!

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

I got a plan, Bruno. We keep what we stole! We carve 'em up! And we don't take orders from anyone!

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

I know I shouldn't feel guilty. I'm just doing this to protect our relationship. I'm... I'm doing the right thing. So why do I feel like it's so wrong?

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

If the Fox says it can be done, we'll do it.

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

"Probability" is just a five-dollar word for "luck." And I'm nothing but bad luck, baby.

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

Remember this, Clown Shoes! When they ask you who beat you this time -- tell 'em it was the Black Cat and her boys!

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

Hey. You wanna go steal something?

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

See? I told you it'd go off without a hitch. Other than, you know, us getting hitched.

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

Oh, I see how it is. You're happy to run around Madripoor with me, but oh no, you can't take a flatscan home to Mother!

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

Usually, I try to go for the smart move. There's no profit in revenge. But I'm sick of Odessa pushing me around. And sometimes... ...sometimes revenge is its own profit.

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

Here we go. On one of the Goblin's old rides. A ghost dog strapped to my chest. Counting on some alien goo to protect me from a different alien goo. Breaking a wizard out of space jail. If I die, at least it'll be how I lived. Outrageously.

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

You offered me ashes. Did you really think… …that I would MAKE someone LOVE me…  … WITH MAGIC?!

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

Queen Cat. Sorry about the sucker punch. I like a good cat-and-mouse, but a cat-and-cat? Even better. Anyways, you didn't get me this time. But you're welcome to try again. You see, I've been at this game, a long time. If you want to be a superhero, you need a foil. A criminal counterpart. All the greats have one. Spider-Man and Venom. Mr. Fantastic and Dr. Doom. Wolverine and Sabretooth. Tony Stark and bourbon. And us? Queen Cat and the Black Cat. Two sides of the same coin. Light and Dark. So catch me if you can, because this game has begun. See you on the rooftops. Love, The Black Cat

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

My heart half-breaks at how easy it is to lie to him. It breaks all the way when he believes me without question.

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

I did what I always do: What I had to. No matter who it hurts.

--Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

Conversations with Felicia Hardy (Earth-616)

Black Cat	This time, Spidey, take the hint--
Spider-Man	Cat, Cat, Cat-- --You know I can't do that! After all, I represent truth, justice, and... nope, that's someone else. I represent all the good stuff in life, like apple pie, mom, and the right to parade around in screwball costumes! While you, as pretty as you are, seem to represent everything I've sworn to prevent! And, since I'm not about to change my ways...
Black Cat	Nor I, mine...
Spider-Man	...It's up to me to stop whatever you're so blasted determined to start.

— Amazing Spider-Man #204

Black Cat	Now are you convinced that I want to go straight?
Spider-Man	We have to talk more about that!
Black Cat	Why don't we kiss first?
Spider-Man	Felicia, be serious! I...you...that is... Aw, what the heck!

— Amazing Spider-Man #226

Spider-Man	Felicia!!!
Black Cat	Oh, Gee! Is this the p-price I have to p-pay... ...for being g-good?!
Spider-Man	No! NOOOOOOOOOO

— Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man #76

Black Cat	What do you say we cuddle up some, and what you get when you cross a spider with a black cat, hmmm?
Spider-Man	No, Cat!

— Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man #98

Spider-Man	Can you do this, you creep?
Foreigner	Why would I want to?
Black Cat	Hello, 911! Spider-Man's broken in. 405 W. 45th. He's trying to kill my boyfriend! Hurry!!

— Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man #129

Black Cat	So..? Are you gonna stay up there all night?
Spider-Man	You didn't look like you needed any help from this wall-crawler..!

— Sensational Spider-Man #29

Black Cat	I really hate you, you know that?
Spider-Man	And I am thoroughly disgusted by you. Welcome back, party-hardy.

— Spider-Man/Black Cat: The Evil That Men Do #2

Black Cat	You almost slipped, Peter Parker. You almost revealed another costume's name.
Peter	Lay off.
Black Cat	Isn't that you all over? Always rushing to unmask?
Peter	You loved it when I do it, and you know it.

— Spider-Man/Black Cat: The Evil That Men Do #6

Felicia	I'm dangerous, buddy, and don't you forget it.
Logan	Right.
Felicia	I am!

— Claws #1

Felicia	I'm not a big fan of swimming. You know, us cats and water...
Logan	What about cats and molten lava?
Felicia	Smartass.

— Claws #2

Logan	Half an hour to make-- sheesh, what're we supposed to do till then?
Felicia	Really, Logan... Use your imagination.

— Wolverine & Black Cat: Claws 2 #1

Logan	It smells funny...like wet fur. Must be rats.
Felicia	Well...if it's just rats, that's not a problem. Just rats, right, Logan?

— Wolverine & Black Cat: Claws 2 #2

Electro	No money... nowhere to sleep... can't even get food. Sparking like this, I can't go anywhere... I stick my head up, the cops'll shoot it off. What am I gonna do? I need help...
Black Cat	Well, then, it's your lucky day.
Electro	Black Cat? What do you want?
Black Cat	The same thing you do. Respect. Revenge. And so much more. And together, we can get it. By getting rid of Spider-Man!

— Amazing Spider-Man Vol 3 #3

Black Cat	Alright, new girl! Out with it! What's the deal with you and Spider-Man?
Spider-Man	The deal? Why this is The Spectacular Spinning Jenny! My All-New junior sidekick!
Silk	Can't believe you just did that. On TV! If any of that sticks, I'm seriously gonna kill you!

— Amazing Spider-Man Vol 3 #5

Black Cat	I strongly suggest that whatever you've learned about me -- and Spider's costume -- you keep it to yourself.
Mysterio	Oh, no question. If he finds out, he'll get rid of it. I'm hoping that, sooner or later... it kills him.

— Symbiote Spider-Man #5

Black Cat	I swear, you redheads. It’s like you’re collectively out to get me. Look, I really don’t have time for this. I’m on a schedule...
Bethany Cabe	Shut up! AAACHOOO!
Black Cat	Whoa! Now that’s some bad luck! Like I said, I got a schedule to keep... ...so why don't you take a load off and let me do my job?
Bethany Cabe	What...
Black Cat	Just a narcpatch. Listen don't feel bad. I'm a pro, I eat security bosses for breakfast. It makes me strong. Like Wheaties.

— Black Cat #11