Georges Batroc (Earth-616)/Quotes

 Clever though they be, Batroc never fails! 

—Tales of Suspense Vol 1 75

 Men wizout honair deserve no mercy! 

—Tales of Suspense Vol 1 85

 Sacre Nom! Am I nevare to be free of the shield-carrying Avenger?? 

—Captain America Vol 1 105

 Ah, eet appears we have a guest. Allo, mon enemi. 

—Captain America Vol 1 149

 As for ze Lepair -- perhaps I yet regain my lost honair... 

—Captain America Vol 1 150

 In battle, as in life, style is all-important. 

—Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 52

 ... Let's see what your power is against a master of LA SAVATE! 

—Captain America Vol 1 251

 I do not believe it! You have ruined me again Capitan! You... I... oh, well! I guess those are the fortunes of war! C'est la vie! 

—Captain America Vol 1 252

 I have finally shafted zee great Captain America! 

—Captain America Vol 1 303

 A thousand pardons Mademoiselle! 

—Captain America Vol 1 357

 Msieu Zaran, Nevair call Batroc anyzing but a ladies man... 

—Captain America Vol 1 361

 M'sieu Crossbones-- I hope you are ready! 

—Captain America Vol 1 411

 You are good mon Capitan, but not even you can best a hundred super foes! 

—Captain America Vol 1 412

 I will miss you mon ami. 

—Captain America Vol 1 443

 I see you are armed with a new shield, Capitan. 

—Captain America Vol 3 4

 Sacre Bleu! You are fastaire than ever Avengaire. 

—Captain America Vol 3 41

 The Captain would never head across a rooftop in this state, unless it'd cut his prey's lead. And if he did, he'd never jump on a weak-spot. The Captain is nothing if not observant. For him to fall...someone would have had to have disguised it earlier. And now I make good my escape. ...He is vulnerable. Escape, Batroc. It is not about winning. Solar plexus. It is not about this. One strike. You just need one strike. Don't do it. Take him. Batroc: You idiot. You idiot. You idiot. 

—Captain America and Batroc Vol 1 1

 ... Let's see what your power is against a master of LA SAVATE! 

—Georges Batroc (Earth-616)

Batroc the Leaper	There is a man inside Venom?!
Taskmaster	They’re Symbiotes. Venom came to Earth disguised as Spider-Man’s old costume but now he lives on some bro named Eddie.
Batroc the Leaper	Venom is the Spider-Man’s laundry?

—King in Black: Thunderbolts Vol 1 1

Batroc uses many French terms which may strike even the American reader who makes up most of Marvel's audience as stereotypical; a native speaker of French may find Batroc's dialogue not only stereotypical but hilariously badly translated:

• "Zut alors!" (Batroc uses this term even in a totally inappropriate context)
• "Sacre Bleu!"
• "Alas, you are too sensitive, mon cher! But, c'est la vie!"
• "Nom du chien! Your insolence is insupportable-- insufferable!! For zat you shall pay un mille fois!" (Batroc should say "Nom d'un chien" and he shouldn't use the "un" for "mille fois")
• "Is it not très formidable!" (Batroc shouldn't use the "très")
• "Ah, mon pauvre petit!"

Batroc inserts so much mangled French terminology into his speech, that Captain America once asked him: "Who gave you your English lessons? Doctor Doom?"