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—X-Factor Vol 1 71Excuse me... ya got any Grey Poupon?
—X-Factor Vol 1 73One of these people is the real Jamie Madrox. And you'll be invited to guess on...'To Tell the Mute.'
—X-Factor Vol 1 74I bet this isn't going to look too good on the evening news.
—X-Factor Vol 1 76Uh oh. Friends of yours, Chuckles?
—X-Factor Vol 1 80No, Wise Guy's my genius brother. I'm Strong Guy.
—X-Factor Vol 1 81My name's not "Boy." I answer to Strong Guy. Or Guido. Or love doctor
—X-Factor Vol 1 87But to this day, I'm in constant agony. CONSTANT. Oh, I don't let on, of course. 'Cause the guys... Like I said. They'll feel sorry if they know I'm hurtin'. So I make with the jokes. To cover it. The guys. The...team...are the first real friends I've had. If they pitied me, it'd kill me.
—X-Factor Vol 1 98Will everyone please -- PIPE DOWN!!
—X-Factor Vol 1 99We're not carrying any arms! Should we lay down our legs?
—Spider-Man and X-Factor: Shadowgames Vol 1 1We're supposed to beat up on bad guys -- not find them.
—X-Factor Vol 1 107Lemme tell ya somethin' about the Blob, though -- he punches like a BABY!
—Strong Guy Reborn Vol 1 1X-Factor's... changed! They were a family t'me, but that family's gone now. An' Xavier's dream... though it still means so much t'me, well... my heart just isn't in it anymore! But, Lila, I do know where my heart is... it's jumpin' all over the cosmos with my best pal, Lila!
—Madrox Vol 1 5There was room for improvement on the name of your agency, too. "Triple X?" Sounds like a porn outfit. So I took care of it for ya.
—X-Factor Vol 3 22Y'know, people used t'have a sense o'humor around here. Sometimes, they'd even laugh.
—X-Factor Vol 3 29Yeah, I was in the scouts when I was a kid. I never got my 'Climb Into Dark Holes' merit badge though.
—X-Factor Vol 3 33Don't worry, boss, you'll think of a witty comeback after she leaves, like always.
—X-Factor Vol 3 34Longshot's a Skrull? Weird. He doesn't look Skrullish.
—X-Factor Vol 3 45Uh-kay. Didn't see that comin'.
—X-Factor Vol 1 213You are so freakin' clueless sometimes, it's embarrassin'.
—X-Factor Vol 1 227Ya want Bloodbath? Huh? Do ya? Here's yer Bloodbath!!!
—X-Factor Vol 1 241Fine! To hell with X-Factor! And to hell with you!!!!
—Phoenix Resurrection: The Return of Jean Grey Vol 1 3We're listening to Emma Frost again?
—Multiple Man Vol 1 1Lemme get this straight. Jamie Madrox was exposed to the Terrigen Mists and died.
—Guido Carosella (Earth-616)No, Wise Guy's my genius brother. I'm Strong Guy.
So... you people have to be X-Factor.
Yeah, we have to be. All the better names were taken.
Am I wonderful or what?
What.
I said, "am I wonderful or--" Oh. I get it. Y'know, Al -- you shouldn't trymake jokes... you're liable to sprain something.
What'cha up to, Pip? Lookin' for porn?
Better. I'm on a website talkin' about comic books.
Really?
Yeah. Right now I'm givin' a guy who writes 'em a hard time, just fer kicks.
So basically you're acting like a troll.
Yeah, that joke just never gets old.
This is nothing to joke about.
C'mon, Doc, if ya can't joke about life and death...
This is more than life and death. Your wound is completely healed. Your heart restarted, apparently on its own.
What I can say, Doc...? Like my mom used to say... 'Bless my soul, it's a miracle.'
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