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List of all notable quotes by or about Guido Carosella (Earth-616).
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Quote1.png Excuse me... ya got any Grey Poupon? Quote2.png
X-Factor Vol 1 71
Quote1.png One of these people is the real Jamie Madrox. And you'll be invited to guess on...'To Tell the Mute.' Quote2.png
X-Factor Vol 1 73
Quote1.png I bet this isn't going to look too good on the evening news. Quote2.png
X-Factor Vol 1 74
Quote1.png Uh oh. Friends of yours, Chuckles? Quote2.png
X-Factor Vol 1 76
Quote1.png No, Wise Guy's my genius brother. I'm Strong Guy. Quote2.png
X-Factor Vol 1 80
Quote1.png My name's not "Boy." I answer to Strong Guy. Or Guido. Or love doctor Quote2.png
X-Factor Vol 1 81
Quote1.png But to this day, I'm in constant agony. CONSTANT. Oh, I don't let on, of course. 'Cause the guys... Like I said. They'll feel sorry if they know I'm hurtin'. So I make with the jokes. To cover it. The guys. The...team...are the first real friends I've had. If they pitied me, it'd kill me. Quote2.png
X-Factor Vol 1 87
Quote1.png Will everyone please -- PIPE DOWN!! Quote2.png
X-Factor Vol 1 98
Quote1.png We're not carrying any arms! Should we lay down our legs? Quote2.png
X-Factor Vol 1 99
Quote1.png We're supposed to beat up on bad guys -- not find them. Quote2.png
Spider-Man and X-Factor: Shadowgames Vol 1 1
Quote1.png Lemme tell ya somethin' about the Blob, though -- he punches like a BABY! Quote2.png
X-Factor Vol 1 107
Quote1.png X-Factor's... changed! They were a family t'me, but that family's gone now. An' Xavier's dream... though it still means so much t'me, well... my heart just isn't in it anymore! But, Lila, I do know where my heart is... it's jumpin' all over the cosmos with my best pal, Lila! Quote2.png
Strong Guy Reborn Vol 1 1
Quote1.png There was room for improvement on the name of your agency, too. "Triple X?" Sounds like a porn outfit. So I took care of it for ya. Quote2.png
Madrox Vol 1 5
Quote1.png Y'know, people used t'have a sense o'humor around here. Sometimes, they'd even laugh. Quote2.png
X-Factor Vol 3 22
Quote1.png Yeah, I was in the scouts when I was a kid. I never got my 'Climb Into Dark Holes' merit badge though. Quote2.png
X-Factor Vol 3 29
Quote1.png Don't worry, boss, you'll think of a witty comeback after she leaves, like always. Quote2.png
X-Factor Vol 3 33
Quote1.png Longshot's a Skrull? Weird. He doesn't look Skrullish. Quote2.png
X-Factor Vol 3 34
Quote1.png Uh-kay. Didn't see that comin'. Quote2.png
X-Factor Vol 3 45
Quote1.png You are so freakin' clueless sometimes, it's embarrassin'. Quote2.png
X-Factor Vol 1 213
Quote1.png Ya want Bloodbath? Huh? Do ya? Here's yer Bloodbath!!! Quote2.png
X-Factor Vol 1 227
Quote1.png Fine! To hell with X-Factor! And to hell with you!!!! Quote2.png
X-Factor Vol 1 241
Quote1.png Lemme get this straight. Jamie Madrox was exposed to the Terrigen Mists and died. Quote2.png
Multiple Man Vol 1 1
Quote1.png Oh no... you just broke into a wizard's house, didn't you? Quote2.png
New Mutants: Dead Souls Vol 1 5
Quote1.png No, Wise Guy's my genius brother. I'm Strong Guy. Quote2.png
Guido Carosella (Earth-616)
George Blair (Earth-616) from Uncanny X-Men Vol 4 15 001.jpg
Gorgeous George
So... you people have to be X-Factor.
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Guido Carosella (Earth-616) from X-Factor Vol 1 72 001.jpg
Strong Guy
Yeah, we have to be. All the better names were taken.
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X-Factor Vol 1 75
Guido Carosella (Earth-616) from X-Factor Vol 1 94 001.jpg
Strong Guy
Am I wonderful or what?
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Havok
What.
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Guido Carosella (Earth-616) from X-Factor Vol 1 94 001.jpg
Strong Guy
I said, "am I wonderful or--" Oh. I get it. Y'know, Al -- you shouldn't trymake jokes... you're liable to sprain something.
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X-Factor Vol 1 91
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Wolfsbane
Guido -- yuir huge!
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Guido Carosella (Earth-616) from X-Factor Vol 1 94 001.jpg
Strong Guy
Yeah -- I been workin' out...
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X-Factor Vol 1 111
Guido Carosella (Earth-616) from X-Factor Vol 3 1 001.jpg
Strong Guy
What'cha up to, Pip? Lookin' for porn?
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Pip
Better. I'm on a website talkin' about comic books.
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Guido Carosella (Earth-616) from X-Factor Vol 3 1 001.jpg
Strong Guy
Really?
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Pip Gofern (Earth-616) from X-Factor Vol 1 216 001.jpg
Pip
Yeah. Right now I'm givin' a guy who writes 'em a hard time, just fer kicks.
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Guido Carosella (Earth-616) from X-Factor Vol 3 1 001.jpg
Strong Guy
So basically you're acting like a troll.
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Pip Gofern (Earth-616) from X-Factor Vol 1 216 001.jpg
Pip
Yeah, that joke just never gets old.
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X-Factor Vol 1 216
Doctor Castillo (Earth-616) from X-Factor Vol 1 210 001.jpg
Dr. Castillo
This is nothing to joke about.
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Guido Carosella (Earth-616) from Multiple Man Vol 1 1 002.jpg
Strong Guy
C'mon, Doc, if ya can't joke about life and death...
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Doctor Castillo (Earth-616) from X-Factor Vol 1 210 001.jpg
Dr. Castillo
This is more than life and death. Your wound is completely healed. Your heart restarted, apparently on its own.
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Guido Carosella (Earth-616) from Multiple Man Vol 1 1 002.jpg
Strong Guy
What I can say, Doc...? Like my mom used to say... 'Bless my soul, it's a miracle.'
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X-Factor Vol 1 218
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Multiple Man
Heard you guys lost. Better luck next time
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Strong Guy
See? Equally important.
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X-Men Vote Comic Strips Vol 1 1

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