Guido Carosella (Earth-616)/Quotes

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Excuse me... ya got any Grey Poupon?

—X-Factor Vol 1 71

One of these people is the real Jamie Madrox. And you'll be invited to guess on...'To Tell the Mute.'

—X-Factor Vol 1 73

I bet this isn't going to look too good on the evening news.

—X-Factor Vol 1 74

Uh oh. Friends of yours, Chuckles?

—X-Factor Vol 1 76

No, Wise Guy's my genius brother. I'm Strong Guy.

—X-Factor Vol 1 80

My name's not "Boy." I answer to Strong Guy. Or Guido. Or love doctor

—X-Factor Vol 1 81

But to this day, I'm in constant agony. CONSTANT. Oh, I don't let on, of course. 'Cause the guys... Like I said. They'll feel sorry if they know I'm hurtin'. So I make with the jokes. To cover it. The guys. The...team...are the first real friends I've had. If they pitied me, it'd kill me.

—X-Factor Vol 1 87

Will everyone please -- PIPE DOWN!!

—X-Factor Vol 1 98

We're not carrying any arms! Should we lay down our legs?

—X-Factor Vol 1 99

We're supposed to beat up on bad guys -- not find them.

—Spider-Man and X-Factor: Shadowgames Vol 1 1

Lemme tell ya somethin' about the Blob, though -- he punches like a BABY!

—X-Factor Vol 1 107

X-Factor's... changed! They were a family t'me, but that family's gone now. An' Xavier's dream... though it still means so much t'me, well... my heart just isn't in it anymore! But, Lila, I do know where my heart is... it's jumpin' all over the cosmos with my best pal, Lila!

—Strong Guy Reborn Vol 1 1

There was room for improvement on the name of your agency, too. "Triple X?" Sounds like a porn outfit. So I took care of it for ya.

—Madrox Vol 1 5

Y'know, people used t'have a sense o'humor around here. Sometimes, they'd even laugh.

—X-Factor Vol 3 22

Yeah, I was in the scouts when I was a kid. I never got my 'Climb Into Dark Holes' merit badge though.

—X-Factor Vol 3 29

Don't worry, boss, you'll think of a witty comeback after she leaves, like always.

—X-Factor Vol 3 33

Longshot's a Skrull? Weird. He doesn't look Skrullish.

—X-Factor Vol 3 34

Uh-kay. Didn't see that comin'.

—X-Factor Vol 3 45

You are so freakin' clueless sometimes, it's embarrassin'.

—X-Factor Vol 1 213

Ya want Bloodbath? Huh? Do ya? Here's yer Bloodbath!!!

—X-Factor Vol 1 227

Fine! To hell with X-Factor! And to hell with you!!!!

—X-Factor Vol 1 241

We're listening to Emma Frost again?

—Phoenix Resurrection: The Return of Jean Grey Vol 1 3

Lemme get this straight. Jamie Madrox was exposed to the Terrigen Mists and died.

—Multiple Man Vol 1 1

Oh no... you just broke into a wizard's house, didn't you?

—New Mutants: Dead Souls Vol 1 5

Ooooh...What did you do to get them so mad?

—X-Men Unlimited Infinity Comic Vol 1 56

No, Wise Guy's my genius brother. I'm Strong Guy.

—Guido Carosella (Earth-616)

Gorgeous George	So... you people have to be X-Factor.
Strong Guy	Yeah, we have to be. All the better names were taken.

—X-Factor Vol 1 75

Strong Guy	Am I wonderful or what?
Havok	What.
Strong Guy	I said, "am I wonderful or--" Oh. I get it. Y'know, Al -- you shouldn't trymake jokes... you're liable to sprain something.

—X-Factor Vol 1 91

Wolfsbane	Guido -- yuir huge!
Strong Guy	Yeah -- I been workin' out...

—X-Factor Vol 1 111

Strong Guy	What'cha up to, Pip? Lookin' for porn?
Pip	Better. I'm on a website talkin' about comic books.
Strong Guy	Really?
Pip	Yeah. Right now I'm givin' a guy who writes 'em a hard time, just fer kicks.
Strong Guy	So basically you're acting like a troll.
Pip	Yeah, that joke just never gets old.

—X-Factor Vol 1 216

Dr. Castillo	This is nothing to joke about.
Strong Guy	C'mon, Doc, if ya can't joke about life and death...
Dr. Castillo	This is more than life and death. Your wound is completely healed. Your heart restarted, apparently on its own.
Strong Guy	What I can say, Doc...? Like my mom used to say... 'Bless my soul, it's a miracle.'