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Quotes by Guido Carosella (Earth-616)

Quote1 No, Wise Guy's my genius brother. I'm Strong Guy. Quote2
--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)
Quote1 Lemme get this straight. Jamie Madrox was exposed to the Terrigen Mists and died. Quote2
--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)
Quote1 Oh no... you just broke into a wizard's house, didn't you? Quote2
--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)
Quote1 We're listening to Emma Frost again? Quote2
--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)
Quote1 We're supposed to beat up on bad guys -- not find them. Quote2
--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)
Quote1 X-Factor's... changed! They were a family t'me, but that family's gone now. An' Xavier's dream... though it still means so much t'me, well... my heart just isn't in it anymore! But, Lila, I do know where my heart is... it's jumpin' all over the cosmos with my best pal, Lila! Quote2
--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)
Quote1 Lemme tell ya somethin' about the Blob, though -- he punches like a BABY! Quote2
--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)
Quote1 You are so freakin' clueless sometimes, it's embarrassin'. Quote2
--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)
Quote1 Ya want Bloodbath? Huh? Do ya? Here's yer Bloodbath!!! Quote2
--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)
Quote1 Fine! To hell with X-Factor! And to hell with you!!!! Quote2
--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)
Quote1 Excuse me... ya got any Grey Poupon? Quote2
--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)
Quote1 One of these people is the real Jamie Madrox. And you'll be invited to guess on...'To Tell the Mute.' Quote2
--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)
Quote1 ..I bet this isn't going to look too good on the evening news. Quote2
--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)
Quote1 Uh oh. Friends of yours, Chuckles? Quote2
--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)
Quote1 No, Wise Guy's my genius brother. I'm Strong Guy. Quote2
--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)
Quote1 My name's not "Boy." I answer to Strong Guy. Or Guido. Or love doctor Quote2
--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)
Quote1 But to this day, I'm in constant agony. CONSTANT. Oh, I don't let on, of course. 'Cause the guys... Like I said. They'll feel sorry if they know I'm hurtin'. So I make with the jokes. To cover it. The guys. The...team...are the first real friends I've had. If they pitied me, it'd kill me. Quote2
--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)
Quote1 Will everyone please -- PIPE DOWN!! Quote2
--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)
Quote1 We're not carrying any arms! Should we lay down our legs? Quote2
--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)
Quote1 Y'know, people used t'have a sense o'humor around here. Sometimes, they'd even laugh. Quote2
--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)
Quote1 Yeah, I was in the scouts when I was a kid. I never got my 'Climb Into Dark Holes' merit badge though. Quote2
--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)
Quote1 Don't worry, boss, you'll think of a witty comeback after she leaves, like always. Quote2
--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)
Quote1 Longshot's a Skrull? Weird. He doesn't look Skrullish. Quote2
--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)
Quote1 Uh-kay. Didn't see that comin'. Quote2
--Guido Carosella (Earth-616)

Conversations with Guido Carosella (Earth-616)

Rahne Sinclair (Earth-616) from X-Factor Vol 1 219 001
Wolfsbane
Guido -- yuir huge!
Conversation Tail

Strong Guy
Yeah -- I been workin' out...
Conversation Tail
X-Factor #111

Strong Guy
What'cha up to, Pip? Lookin' for porn?
Conversation Tail

Pip
Better. I'm on a website talkin' about comic books.
Conversation Tail

Strong Guy
Really?
Conversation Tail

Pip
Yeah. Right now I'm givin' a guy who writes 'em a hard time, just fer kicks.
Conversation Tail

Strong Guy
So basically you're acting like a troll.
Conversation Tail

Pip
Yeah, that joke just never gets old.
Conversation Tail
X-Factor #216
Doctor Castillo (Earth-616)
Dr. Castillo
This is nothing to joke about.
Conversation Tail

Strong Guy
C'mon, Doc, if ya can't joke about life and death...
Conversation Tail
Doctor Castillo (Earth-616)
Dr. Castillo
This is more than life and death. Your wound is completely healed. Your heart restarted, apparently on its own.
Conversation Tail

Strong Guy
What I can say, Doc...? Like my mom used to say... 'Bless my soul, it's a miracle.'
Conversation Tail
X-Factor #218

Gorgeous George
So... you people have to be X-Factor.
Conversation Tail

Strong Guy
Yeah, we have to be. All the better names were taken.
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X-Factor #75

Strong Guy
Am I wonderful or what?
Conversation Tail
Alexander Summers (Earth-616) from Uncanny Avengers Vol 1 1 Pichelli Variant cover
Havok
What.
Conversation Tail

Strong Guy
I said, "am I wonderful or--" Oh. I get it. Y'know, Al -- you shouldn't trymake jokes... you're liable to sprain something.
Conversation Tail
X-Factor #91

Quote1 Evening, gentlemen. We're from X-Factor. My name is "Can Crush You With A Single Glance" Man...
...And this is my partner, "Once Disemboweled A Fellow Just To Watch Him Die" Girl.
Lets take ten seconds to consider why we're called that, and what it can mean for your long-term health prospects.
Quote2
--Guido Carosella (Earth-616) while confronting riot police alongside Wolfsbane

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