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Quotes by Gwendolyn Poole (Earth-TRN565)

Quote1 It's nothing, dude. It's time. It's space. It's the blink between ticks of a clock... or the lost memory between grammar school and college. It's the Gutter. Quote2
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Quote1 This world isn't fair, Teddy. But look. There's a better one, right in there. A shared escapist universe built by hundreds of human creators over decades... a singular linked vision. It's real! I can almost touch it! It's been calling to me! I know that! Quote2
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Quote1 Sweet Christmas! Quote2
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Quote1 You'd monologue a lot faster if you didn't try to sniff the air with your tongue every time you made an "S" sound. Quote2
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Quote1 I need a ticket for whatever flight the Tree and Squirrel are on! And hurry up! Brian Michael Bendis is about to kill off Captain Marvel!! Quote2
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Quote1 You're all just comic book characters in my world! Quote2
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Quote1 I was wrong. I'm not a hero. I'm a henchman. Quote2
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Quote1 Oh, geez, this is going to be a real "the harder they fall" situation, isn't it. Quote2
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Quote1 A dhampir is a half-vampire. And here there's only one of them. And you want me to stop him? To stop Blade?! Quote2
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Quote1 I actually think we are in more of a classic sword-and-sorcery dungeon. Totally different than the super hero thing. Good thing I've got the cleric with me, eh? Heh heh heh. Quote2
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Quote1 I'm shooting at evil dwarves from Ghost Rider's car, and I crashed on the better Hawkeye's couch last night! I'll enjoy that for a moment! Quote2
--Gwendolyn Poole (Earth-TRN565)
Quote1 This world isn't fair, Teddy. But look. There's a better one, right in there. A shared escapist universe built by hundreds of human creators over decades... a singular linked vision. It's real! I can almost touch it! It's been calling to me! I know that! Quote2
--Gwendolyn Poole (Earth-TRN565)
Quote1 Did I just lose a chunk of my life in-between scenes? Pages? Am I just living from panel to panel? Quote2
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Quote1 Teddy... we're not back "back in the real world." This is all fake. We never left the comic. Quote2
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Quote1 Welcome back to super hero world, Gwen! Hope you survive the experience! Quote2
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Quote1 What's her name? She's, uh, played by Natalie Portman, uh... Jane! Quote2
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Quote1 I'm going to join the Avengers. Quote2
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Quote1 I'd like these powers a lot more if discovering their limits weren't like getting constantly tutted by a creative writing workshop. Quote2
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Quote1 When this book is over, other writers aren't going to think of "Batroc the Leaper" this way. And, well, I'm sorry. Quote2
--Gwendolyn Poole (Earth-TRN565)
Quote1 So, I'm having a hard time getting, uh, comic book universe citizenship? Quote2
--Gwendolyn Poole (Earth-TRN565)
Quote1 You think I haven't been waiting for this moment?! It was inevitable, you horror-sized Mister Potato Head. You killed my only friend and made me your henchman. If you kill me today, I'm making sure you're canceled too. Quote2
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Quote1 I'm a really big fan. Quote2
--Gwendolyn Poole (Earth-TRN565)
Quote1 Honestly, we should have started with this fight. Whenever super heroes team up, they fight over a misunderstanding at the beginning. But now I see this is the setup of a complicated hero/anithero relationship. We'll cross paths over the years, be forced to cooperate despite -- dude... you're supposed to pull punches against normals... Quote2
--Gwendolyn Poole (Earth-TRN565)
Quote1 You're not the henchman anymore. You're facing a horde of aliens with super guns. Just you. You're the hero. Heroes don't die that way. They win. Hooo. Okay. Quote2
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Quote1 It's time for Gwenpool vs. Doctor Doom! Er, you know, the one that's a little less Bendis and a little more Kirby. Quote2
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Conversations with Gwendolyn Poole (Earth-TRN565)

Unbelievable Gwenpool Vol 1 22 Textless
Gwenpool
Trust me, this is how you want it. The other option is we die tragically to show how high the stakes are. But I don't think we have anything to worry about. That usually happens to newer characters the writers didn't grow up with, or legacy characters whose freshness has worn off.
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Superior Spider-Man
At the risk of encouraging your insanity, what, pray tell is a "legacy character"?
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Unbelievable Gwenpool Vol 1 22 Textless
Gwenpool
You know. Ones who were created as hipper, edgier versions of previously existing characters, but just end up making fans want the originals back. So, uh... maybe we should go hide.
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Superior Spider-Man Vol 2 #7
Unbelievable Gwenpool Vol 1 22 Textless
Gwenpool
Okay? I'm looking for Doctor Doom, though.
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Avengers Vol 7 7 Textless
Iron Man
Speaking.
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Unbelievable Gwenpool Vol 1 22 Textless
Gwenpool
Really?!
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Avengers Vol 7 7 Textless
Iron Man
Yes.
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Unbelievable Gwenpool Vol 1 22 Textless
Gwenpool
Why do you look like War Machine in a hoodie?
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Iron Man
... I'll deal with you later.
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