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Quotes by Howard Duckson (Earth-791021)

Quote1.png Aw, clam up, bud! You don't even know the meaning of the word! Finding yourself in a world of talking hairless apes--Now that's absurdity! Quote2.png
--Howard Duckson (Earth-791021)
Quote1.png You don't gotta take out a morgage on an ivory tower to recognize stupidity when you see it! Quote2.png
--Howard Duckson (Earth-791021)
Quote1.png K-Keep back! I'm warnin' ya.. I know Quak-Fu! Quote2.png
--Howard Duckson (Earth-791021)
Quote1.png I've seen what she's about to turn into. I feel safer out here with the snakes. Quote2.png
--Howard Duckson (Earth-791021)
Quote1.png Alright, people - and I use the word derogatarily - we can do this the wrong way or my way! Quote2.png
--Howard Duckson (Earth-791021)
Quote1.png Who you calling a barnyard animal? You're the one with the pigsty for an apartment. Quote2.png
--Howard Duckson (Earth-791021)
Quote1.png My family prob'ly thinks I'm dead...although considering what a bunch of dysfunctional losers they are, that ain't such a bad thing... Quote2.png
--Howard Duckson (Earth-791021)
Quote1.png What's y'r problem, space shrew? Y'got somethin' against ducks? Quote2.png
--Howard Duckson (Earth-791021)
Quote1.png Great! From the end of reality t' the middle of nowhere! Quote2.png
--Howard Duckson (Earth-791021)
Quote1.png The gem started glowing... and the monster started growing... and growing... and growing... until it had become a... (dare I say it)... Giant-Size Man-Thing! Quote2.png
--Howard Duckson (Earth-791021)
Quote1.png I hate to keep reminding you of this - but I'm a duck Bev. That's two strikes against me before i even wak through the door. No computer skills? Whoop- strike three! Quote2.png
--Howard Duckson (Earth-791021)
Quote1.png That's what I love about you hairless apes... You never let facts get in the way of a good story. Quote2.png
--Howard Duckson (Earth-791021)
Quote1.png That's the problem -- losing control. With this full-throttle fear factor in the air, Man-Thing might go supernova. And I'm the someone who's got to rein him in. But I'm not scared. I may be trapped in a world I never made -- but I'm not here alone... Quote2.png
--Howard Duckson (Earth-791021)
Quote1.png I can only imagine where you took the others...but me? My greatest fear's right here, isn't it? I don't need a Nexus of All Realities to concoct the nightmare scenario..."Killing you." That's the awfullest thing anyone could ask--for me to lose another friend when I've already lost just about everybody. But I ain't scared no more. You were always pretty out there, Man-Thing--and now you're too far gone. I've gotta do what's right, right now--I need to stop worrying about me and save you from yourself...because that's what friends are for. Quote2.png
--Howard Duckson (Earth-791021)
Quote1.png WHAT?! Did you hear a word I said?! Lemme repeat the three biggies: Zombie. NAZI. INVASION! Quote2.png
--Howard Duckson (Earth-791021)
Quote1.png I didn't care if you were a Skrull or an X-Man or an X-Force -- if I could look past you being a hipster, I can look past anything. Quote2.png
--Howard Duckson (Earth-791021)
Quote1.png Again? This isn't possible! Almost nobody dies more than once! It's a short list! Me... Jean Grey, Iron Man, Captain America, Bucky, Thor, Ms. Marvel, Colossus, Punisher, Hawkeye, Star-Lord, Drax the Destroyer... Mr. Fantastic, The Thing, the Human Torch, the original Human Torch, Psylocke, Quasar, Swordsman, Hercules, Professor X, Havok, Magik, Banshee, Elektra... Nightcrawler, Moon Knight, Brother Voodoo, Wonder Man, Guardian, Vindicator, Puck, Corsair, Sentry, Shaman, Cannonball, Jack of Hearts, Black Goliath... And I'm starting to suspect Wolverine. Piano. Quote2.png
--Howard Duckson (Earth-791021)
Quote1.png Lady! Please! Let's talk! I have no idea who you are! Also I don't want you to kill me. There. All the cards are on the table! Quote2.png
--Howard Duckson (Earth-791021)
Quote1.png Every night when I go to sleep I... I think about the prisoners I left behind on that planet. Yeah, I want to go home. But if I have a chance to... if I don't help these two make it right, I... what kind of duck would I be? Quote2.png
--Howard Duckson (Earth-791021)
Quote1.png I've been dragged around the universe for long enough! So far the only guy to speak some sense is the slick nudist! Which, frankly, makes me long for my days... of pantsless wisdom! Quote2.png
--Howard Duckson (Earth-791021)
Quote1.png This is definitely in my top ten bad situations. Quote2.png
--Howard Duckson (Earth-791021)
Quote1.png Hey! Has anyone seen a cat named "Biggs"?! Anyone? Come here, Biggs! The sooner you show up, the sooner I don't have to hang out with this woman anymore! Quote2.png
--Howard Duckson (Earth-791021)
Quote1.png Let's -- eat bread and kick head! Quote2.png
--Howard Duckson (Earth-791021)
Quote1.png Ms. Thompson, after much consideration, I've decided to take your case! Quote2.png
--Howard Duckson (Earth-791021)
Quote1.png Just admit it, sister. You're patient zero. Typhoid Mary. The epicenter. The fundamental underpinning. The sum and substance. The name of the game. The vera causa. The agent provocateur-- Quote2.png
--Howard Duckson (Earth-791021)
Quote1.png I just realized something. All my life, no matter where I went... on my world or this stupid meat-puppet planet... I always felt like I was in someone else's story. Quote2.png
--Howard Duckson (Earth-791021)
Quote1.png Aggh. There's a maniac runnin' around in my body... or half my body, or something... meanwhile, one of the few sentients I call a friend is sufferin' from something called Space Rabies -- and his only hope seems to be that aforementioned maniac! Quote2.png
--Howard Duckson (Earth-791021)
Quote1.png Thanks for the nightmares, dummies. Let's never do this again. Quote2.png
--Howard Duckson (Earth-791021)

Conversations with Howard Duckson (Earth-791021)

Caliph (Earth-616) from Howard the Duck Annual Vol 1 001.jpg
Caliph
What a curious melody!
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Howard the Duck
That's funny--I don't hear any melody.
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Beverly Switzler (Earth-616) from Howard the Duck Annual Vol 1 1.jpg
Beverly Switzler
Da-da-da-da-da-da---Boop!
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Winda Wester (Earth-616) from Howard the Duck Annual Vol 1 1 001.jpg
Winda Wester
C'mon awong and wisten to--the wuwwaby of Bwoadway! Kawate kicks, nunchaku sticks--the wuwwaby of Bwroadway! Peopwe scweaming in howwible pain--the muggers wunning wampant--!
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Beverly Switzler (Earth-616) from Howard the Duck Annual Vol 1 1.jpg
Beverly Switzler
Are those really the lyrics??
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Winda Wester (Earth-616) from Howard the Duck Annual Vol 1 1 001.jpg
Winda Wester
You been to New York Watewy?
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Beverly Switzler (Earth-616) from Howard the Duck Annual Vol 1 1.jpg
Beverly Switzler
You win.
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Howard the Duck Annual #1
Brent Wilcox (Earth-616) from Sensational She-Hulk Vol 1 14 001.jpg
Brent Wilcox
It's the squish principle! The whole universe is getting smaller!
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Louise Grant (Earth-616) from Sensational She-Hulk Vol 1 15 0001.jpg
Louise Mason
But -- that can't be --!
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Howard the Duck
Oh, no? Take a gander up ahead -- where Illinois used to be --! It's a Don't-Worry-Be-Happyverse!
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Sensational She-Hulk #17
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Jackie Kane (Earth-483)
You're... you're a duck. Wearing pants.
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Howard Duckson (Earth-791021) from Generation X Vol 1 21 001.jpg
Howard the Duck
My lawyers tell me I've always been wearing these pants.
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Marvel Zombies 5 #1
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Spider-Man
Heads up, true believers! (in fascist mind control) Here comes the Spectacular Spider-Man!
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Howard the Duck
Gettin' a little addicted to those entrances, webs?
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Spider-Man
What can I say? It's a rush.
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Spider-Man: Back in Quack #1


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