Janet Van Dyne (Earth-616)/Quotes

I am bored...! Nothing has happened in the last two weeks! What good are two crime-smashers with no crime to smash!!

I can't stand it Ant-Man... Help! Help me before I go screaming mad!

You and your old ants! I bet if I had six legs, you'd like me better!

Henry, you are the love of my life and the apple of my eye...but what you don't know about ladies fashions...!!!

I feel like a character in an Ian Fleming novel.

How romantic! There's a moon outside... soft breezes and the scent of honeysuckle in the air! And what do you have for me? A weapon!!

What a fool I've been! I should have guessed -- that must be why he sometimes seems so unromantic -- so distant! He still can't forget Maria, his first wife!

I know I'm acting foolish, but I can't help loving the guy! ...despite the way he treats me!

You mixed-up, adorable nut! As if my life would mean anything to me if I lost you!

It's some sort of unearthly inhuman vision--! And that voice... like something from beyond the grave...!

Whether you married me as Henry Pym... Yellowjacket... or as Wyatt Earp... it's equally legal! Need I add I looked it up?

You! If you think I'm gonna waste my Maybelline ultra-lash on a half-pint husband -- Dream On, Hank Pym -- Dream On!

I told you before Hank Pym... I'm not gonna ever leave you!

H-Hank .. Why? What has led us here? What cruel, uncaring fate?

Now wait just a minute, Mr. Pym! We're a team, REMEMBER? Where you go -- I go!

And don't you lecture me either Hank Pym!

How unseemly for me -- the most stylish Avenger -- to go into combat draped in a napkin! Instead of "Avengers Assemble", my battle cry should be: "Please don't squeeze the Charmin!"

Hawkeye, She-Hulk, I'd like to officially welcome you both. From now on -- you're one of us. We're one of you. And we're all -- THE AVENGERS!

... and that Dr. Banner, is to once again -- after too long a time -- offer the Incredible Hulk a place in the ranks of the Avengers!

I knew I should have spelled out my whole name instead of just the first initial. Now every cheaphood's going to think I'm the "W".

What do you mean, 'the Sub-Mariner's gone off to Atlantis'?

The Masters of Evil have control of the Mansion... They still have hostages. But I swear they have won their last round. Now, it's our turn!

Ah, the Avengers --!

HI! I'm the Wasp! And you've just been STUNG!

Maybe it's time for Captain America to return to the Avengers. And time for us to make some changes...

I believe what Reed and Sue really wanted was some time alone. Something about a... special anniversary.

Do you think it's really him? I mean it can't be, can it? The real Captain America?

A hundred years from now, when we're all dead and buried, there will be only two things that we're remembered for... what we did. And what we looked like.

You're not leaving here until that jacket is in a museum where it belongs.

You think I've been dead? You think you saw me die during the Skrull Invasion? Oh, no, see that's not what happened-

Wasp sting in the face, Bozo! You like that? This time I came armed -- aaand so did your guys. Great.

Hank Pym was a hero. In every sense of the word. A complicated man. Cursed by many Demons. Hank was a dreamer. The kind this world tramples. He wanted to make the world better. To give to everyone something he had never been able to accept himself. During our marriage, during his bouts of depression, he'd tell me that all he ever wanted to do was to stop feeling. To move through life without every aspect of it causing him so much pain. I believe that more than anything else, led to the creation of Ultron. He created a life that knew neither pain or suffering. A being that could experience the wonders of creation while avoiding the pitfalls of human emotion. But he put too much of himself into the machine. The rage of Ultron was never Hank's intention, but it was unavoidable. It was always there in the background, tormenting him. So of course it seeped into his son. Ultron was at once an amazing achievement and the greatest possible mistake. And knowing what he'd unleashed... Hank was never free of guilt. But he never stopped dreaming. Never stopped trying. And I think that just goes to show what a great man Hank Pym was. If the rage of Ultron, if such self-loathing and vile hatred existed within my ex-husband... The fact that he was able to dedicate his life to the service of other people is remarkable. Hank Pym was an astonishing man. And if there's some part of him, still out there, somewhere, listening. I hope one day he'll let himself see that.

I still have Hank's living will, Steve. In bold letters it says "Do not resuscitate." In the event of a tragedy -- he didn't want to be a half-corpse hooked up to a machine -- but look at him now! Look at him, Steve! Ultron murdered Hank, and now he's wearing his face!

Wherever you are, Hank... I'm going to get you for this. Here goes Janet Van Dyne, the feelings Avenger.

Well if it wasn't an "Avengers" plan... where would Rogue take the Red Skull?

My secret power is that I get things done.

The original Wondrous Wasp, at your service. I'm just sorry it's not under better circumstances...

This one's for you, Hank!

Everyone thought I was gone. But I was lost in the Microverse. And when I came back... the way I got through it was by not picking up where I left off. I saw it all as a second chance.

How did I end up co-parenting two super-genius assassins with you again?

You're the same person you've always been, Tony Stark... a self-made man.

She is the real Wasp. But you're right -- so am I!

Don't be afraid. I'm the Wasp of the Avengers. I'm here to help.

I deserve just an hour of sunbathing, Namor. It's the lea-t I'm owed after I had to swim through sea-monster snot. If you don't want to wait, feel free to leave without me.

Do you ever feel like your life isn't quite right? Technically it makese sense -- most of the details fit. But something's missing. Some domino never fell... and now everything's different...?

That's the trouble with being an Avenger. There's always someone to avenge...

It's time you kids learned one of the most important things about being a super hero: Fashion. When they remember us, they will remember our heroic feats. And they will remember what you wore. And it won't be in that order.

She-Thing's always welcome with the AVENG.E.R.S-- but next time, I do the costumes.

A hundred years from now, when we're all dead and buried, there will be only two things that we're remembered for... what we did. And what we looked like. Our uniforms are as much a part of our legacy as anything we'll ever do.

They gave me twelve fingers!

At least your digital abs are life-like, Steve.

No--No! It's some sort of unearthly inhuman Vision--!

I was an Avenger. If someone had taken six lives because they thought nobody would care? I'd make it my problem.