Jasper Sitwell (Earth-616)/Quotes

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Perhaps S.H.I.E.L.D. interrogation techniques will shed some light on the matter!

—Iron Man Vol 1 2

Your safety is my prime concern, sir...

—Iron Man Vol 1 15

Sir, Have you ever thought of renouncing your playboy life -- your wastral ways-- and joining S.H.I.E.L.D.?

—Marvel Double Feature Vol 1 12

Your safety and Mr. Stark's have once again been made my prime duty--

—Iron Man Vol 1 96

Jasper Sitwell, Agent of SHIELD, at your service!

—Iron Man Vol 1 98

I want revenge on you for stealing the woman I love!

—Iron Man Vol 1 104

But, Colonel Fury, what you're proposing is highly illegal.

—Iron Man Vol 1 174

I'd love to know exactly how your senior member has become so totally unhinged!

—Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes II Vol 1 5

There's no getting around the fact that it's going to cause an international incident.

—Secret Warriors Vol 1 13

Perhaps S.H.I.E.L.D. interrogation techniques will shed some light on the matter!

—Jasper Sitwell (Earth-616)

Jasper Sitwell

Colonel... did I... did I hear you say you were leaving me in charge?

Colonel Nick Fury

Yeah! I figgered it's time to scrape the bottom of the barrel!

—Strange Tales Vol 1 150

Jasper Sitwell

An agent of SHIELD never leaves the scene of battle! Surely you are familiar with our world-famous slogan...

Iron Man

Okay! Okay! Skip it! I've got things to do!

—Tales of Suspense Vol 1 96

Jasper Sitwell

You people take the cake, you know that?! A battle royale in Midtown Manhattan?! With property damage?! Luckily your man Jarvis sent us an ancillary alert signal! What on Earth did you think you were doing--?!