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Toad Men, Byrne?? Toad Men? I thought the cover was just a gag! I was all set for the Kree or the Skrulls... or even the crummy Kryloreans! But you stick me with the Toad Men??
Listen! When your parents get murdered by criminals and you're caught in a bizarre accident that gives you the powers of a seven-foot, green termite with tentacles -- then you can be my sidekick! Okay?!
I think I'm going to like it here at this "funhouse." Only in a crazy place like this could I ever learn... ...that some of the things She-Hulk can't handle--Jennifer Walters can.
It's like a switch went off in my head, and I suddenly realized: I'm not in love with that man. Or wolf. Or...ohmigosh. Am I that shallow? Is it because he's a wolf?
Casus Belli. Latin. The incident that provides a reason for going to war. Stark and Richards shot him into space. If that isn't Casus Belli, I don't know what is. And when he gets back...
Like a paper towel...and water... ...so much water that he can't ignore it...it's in him, through him... maybe "Absorbing Man" really was the more appropriate name for him after all.
She survived! That's her real crime, isn't it? Your son, your pride and joy, died, and Jazinda lived, and that's what you can't forgive her for! Every time you look at her, you see the son you lost! Don't pretend this is about her! It's about you! You're too gutless to live with the daughter who was resourceful enough to survive! Because you keep thinking that maybe if you'd trained your son better, he'd still be alive! You see your own failure in her!
Well, forget it! You hear me? I was a lawyer, I know the game, and I'm not playing it! Just because I was in the wrong doesn't mean I wasn't right! ... Okay, I admit that sounded better in my head! But the point remains valid!
I heard you were holding open tryouts for "Dark She-Hulk" today! Can I throw my hat into the ring? I'm just like original flavor She-Hulk -- except I stopped shaving my legs! Oooh! It's so "Dark!"
I never wanted this to happen, but now you have to learn the other part of being a Hulk. The part where the people you fight to protect sometimes fear and hate you. And it's the hardest part because sometimes to protect what you love, you have to walk away from it.
Heroes always do the right thing. So I've learned that as long as I do something, justice will ultimately prevail. It's a test of faith...a trial of strength...I just have to hold on tight and wait for the dust to settle. Maybe Hulk is right...that these are the days when herosim fails. And everything I stand for comes crashing down.
He said it wasn't a good idea. He's right. Have you any idea how many lawsuits are being set against you right now by people you've brutalized over petty offenses? And you want to add more? The law is not yours to make up, Spider-Man. There is still such a thing as probable cause in this country. If I were you, I'd walk away now and prayMr. Cage and Ms. Jones don't decide to sue you andMayor Jameson for the webs on your back. Because I promise you, the court case will be very, very long. Very public. Very thorough. Are you really ready for that kind of spotlight?
You guys all know I'm a Hulk, right? And you know what happens when Hulks get angry, right? They lose control. And then...things get smashed. It's not the Hulk's fault. It's just how it is. And you guys...ARE MAKING ME MAAAAAD!''
Hey, you guys like to get realistic, right? Try this one on: Things can be worth more than just the money they make. Especially this time of year. Happy Holidays.
Are you... are you guys really doing that "destroy the people who don't understand us because of our powers" bit? Because, I mean, historically, that doesn't end well for anyone.
That's when it changed. Or that's when I knew for sure. That it was more than just being gray. Oh I'm sorry, were you expecting something more profound? Look at me. Kind of hard to be profound when your brain is exploding.
Good luck with your case, Matt. I hope it goes really well. Maybe it's too late to tell you this, but there's something I've been thinking about a lot recently. I can turn into a Hulk any time I want. But just because you can do something doesn't always mean you should.
I don't know if Bruce ever read Frankenstein. He wasn't big on fiction. I don't know if he would have thought of himself as more Frankenstein or Monster. Of course we are the monsters.
So Freyja wants me on a team of madmen headed to a suicide mission... $%&# it. I'm in if youallare. Hands up if you're on board. Whatever we are, look like we're yours, Freyja.
I am an Asgardian goddess! I could crush you in my fist like the slug you are! But physical contact with creatures such as you disgusts me! And why should an immortal mistress of sorcery sully her hands?
Dont call me "Jen", Hulk -- it upsets my concentration! I've got to be the savage She-Hulk now, to deal with this menace!" 
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