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Quotes by Jessica Drew (Earth-616)

Quote1 Listen up, bitchcakes. I'm Jessica Drew and what you just got a faceful of was my spider-bite. Where the f*ck is Mattie Franklin? Quote2
--Jessica Drew (Earth-616)
Quote1 We're part of some-thing bigger than us. Bigger than our egos, bigger than our mistakes. When someone targets one of us, they answer to us all. This guy invaded your home... This is war now. Quote2
--Jessica Drew (Earth-616)
Quote1 He didn't decide to become the Hulk... But he gets to decide what the Hulk becomes. Quote2
--Jessica Drew (Earth-616)
Quote1 I didn't think I'd make it... And I was right. Again. Quote2
--Jessica Drew (Earth-616)
Quote1 You don't yell Avengers Assemble every time we leave the house. ... Save it for when we need it. Quote2
--Jessica Drew (Earth-616)
Quote1 Temporary alliances, Natasha... I can tolerate anything if it means we get what we want. Quote2
--Jessica Drew (Earth-616)
Quote1 Yeah, twenty-sided words don't change the facts, Dungeon Master. This plan failed, what's the next plan? Quote2
--Jessica Drew (Earth-616)
Quote1 You say a lot of stupid things, Sorcerer! But that one takes the whole bloody cake! This is so not okay! Quote2
--Jessica Drew (Earth-616)
Quote1 From now on Spider-Woman fights back! Quote2
--Jessica Drew (Earth-616)
Quote1 It seems they Frankensteined together loose chunks of all the universes they've conquered. Quote2
--Jessica Drew (Earth-616)
Quote1 You two have a choice -- you can either stay up there bickering like grannies at bingo parlor... or follow me. Work as a team -- and get this done. Quote2
--Jessica Drew (Earth-616)
Quote1 Congratulations, Wolverine. You are no longer the most screwed-over human in the history of the entire world. Quote2
--Jessica Drew (Earth-616)
Quote1 Bored. Bored with dolls. Which stinks, because I don't have anything but dolls. Quote2
--Jessica Drew (Earth-616)
Quote1 From now on Spider-Woman fights back! Quote2
--Jessica Drew (Earth-616)
Quote1 Okay, Skrull, it's just me and you... Quote2
--Jessica Drew (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm a secret agent hunting alien Skrulls. But...you already know that from my last interrogation which you recorded and the dead body in your basement. Quote2
--Jessica Drew (Earth-616)
Quote1 You're the A-Team? Really? How far down the Rolodex do you think he was when he settled on you guys? Quote2
--Jessica Drew (Earth-616)
Quote1 Now all I gotta do is Spy-der-Woman my way inside... And snatch up the pertinent intel-- Quote2
--Jessica Drew (Earth-616)
Quote1 How many times can you answer the same question before people stop asking? I quit the Avengers five weeks ago today. And everyone I've ever meet is dying to know why. I'm beginning too think it's not much curiosity as it is... that nobody likes my answer. Tell your dentist you've just willingly given up your rent-free apartment in Avengers Tower -- and turned in your S.H.I.E.L.D. international super-spy expense account -- because you want to try living a normal life -- she will tilt her head at you like a confused terrier. I get it. Sounds weird. But Look, my parents were mad scientists who pumped me full of spider-juice just to see what would happen. I went to Hail Hydra high school and Nick Fury university. Everyone I've ever dated has super powers. (Except Hawkeye.) I've been extraordinary my entire life. After all these years of insanity... a little ordinary sounds pretty #$%^ great. What? This doesn't look very normal to you? Am I caught in the web of an apocalyptic Multiversal Spider-Orgy? Or fighting off a cosmic-level extinction event? No. I don't hear Maria Hill chirping need-to-know double talk into my ear. And as far as I can tell, I haven't been abducted and replaced by any Skrull Queens. You have your normal... and I have mine. This is what I wanted. Old school. Street level. Helping the innocent by hospitalizing the guilty. Quote2
--Jessica Drew (Earth-616)
Quote1 You want to blackmail Doctor Doom or Magneto to pull something for you, fine. I mean good luck, but I get it. These are a bunch of also-ran C-list chumps. Quote2
--Jessica Drew (Earth-616)
Quote1 All right, listen... I did not come here to fight you. I came here to find you. And what I found is frankly... remarkable. What you've built here is remarkable and I don't want to see it snatched away. But you have to stop breaking all these @#$% laws. Blackmailing your idiot exes into stealing things is just stealing things. That ends now. Leave your old lives back where they belong and build new ones -- here in your cool little town full of beautiful cars. Normal-people lives funded by normal-people jobs. Free of criminal coercion and larceny. If you can do that... and I will know because I plan to keep serious tabs on this place... but if you can, my lips are sealed. Secret safe. Are we cool? Good. Now if someone could direct me to the closest handful of aspirin -- and maybe a bottle of fruit-flavored soda -- that would be amazing. Quote2
--Jessica Drew (Earth-616)
Quote1 I never wanted children. Not even a little. Other people's kids are... well, they're weird. Always either obnoxious-loud. Or awkward-quiet. With ten or so sticky little fingers grabbing at everything. I believe that other people genuinely enjoy holding babies. I do. I just can't for the life of me tell you why. It's not that I'm heartless or cold. I like grown people. I like baby animals. I watch that bouncing internet goat video, like, three times a week. I just... never wanted to be a mom, you know? Quote2
--Jessica Drew (Earth-616)
Quote1 You, Ben Urich, are no normal. You're the best. Quote2
--Jessica Drew (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hobgoblin killed him over a #$%^ costume, Ben! Over his stupid Porcupine suit! Quote2
--Jessica Drew (Earth-616)
Quote1 If Roger doesn't get back up here soon, I'm going to hurt someone. Quote2
--Jessica Drew (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm thirty-six weeks pregnant, lady! I'm meant to be home right now, saving my DVR from reruns of Property Brothers. My one and only priority is the safety of this big weird gut. Just like the rest of you. Look, I know this is scary. I'm not trying to freak anyone out. All we have to do is hold out a few more minutes. I promise I can get us through this. But I'm not risking my kid's life so you lot can keep your seats. I'm gonna need your help. Okay? Good. Here's what we're gonna do. Quote2
--Jessica Drew (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm pretty sure my water just broke. Quote2
--Jessica Drew (Earth-616)
Quote1 It's funny. I've been trying so hard for normal. Quit the Avengers. Moved into the office. Started this street-level thing with Urich. And well... try as I might. Normal has eluded the Spider-Woman. But this little guy here. Maybe he's got a shot at it. Maybe I can give him normal. Quote2
--Jessica Drew (Earth-616)
Quote1 Well... that's that. I have a relatively short under-no-circumstances list -- but flooded-sewer swim with Bitey Shark-Man... that's a number one. Quote2
--Jessica Drew (Earth-616)
Quote1 Why can't super heroes go five minutes without hauling off and putting the fate of the world into their own hands? Well, that's because we're all a bunch of -- arrogant. Judgmental. Self-righteous. Jackasses. It's not our fault really. The vocation attracts a certain personality type. It's our nature. Pit a bunch of obsessive type-A thrill seekers against a common enemy? Look out. But ask that same group to wait a few seconds and maybe try talking things out? Things can get grim, dark, and ugly in a hurry. One end of the world scenario a year is enough for me, thanks very much. Spider-Woman is way too busy for that @#$%. I'm steering clear and staying out for a while. Quote2
--Jessica Drew (Earth-616)

Conversations with Jessica Drew (Earth-616)

Captain America Vol 4 27 Textless
Captain America
Octavius is close to death. That has a way of bringing things into sharp focus. Perhaps--
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Spider-Man's Anti-Sinister Six Suit from Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 682
Spider-Man
Perhaps what?! You're actually discussing this?! What is this? Earth's Mightiest Chat Room?!
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Spider-Woman Origin Vol 1 1 Textless
Spider-Woman
Spider-Man? Is that--?
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Spider-Man's Anti-Sinister Six Suit from Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 682
Spider-Man
Yeah. New Suit. New Look. Get over it. I'm talking now. And I'm saying the only two words anyone here should be saying-- Avengers Assemble!
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Amazing Spider-Man #682
Spider-Woman Origin Vol 1 1 Textless
Spider-Woman
It's like someone's working their way through your greatest hits.
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Carol Danvers (Earth-616)
Captain Marvel
Carol Danvers: The early years.
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Avengers Assemble Vol 2 #16
Hawkeye Vol 4 1 Granov Variant Textless
Hawkeye
Hold on, I'm having an argument with my girlfriend.
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Spider-Woman Origin Vol 1 1 Textless
Spider-Woman
Girlfriend? So you do know that word?
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Hawkeye Vol 4 1 Granov Variant Textless
Hawkeye
Oh my God! What did I do now?
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Avengers Vol 4 #30
Spider-Woman Origin Vol 1 1 Textless
Spider-Woman
Wait-- You're in charge of this unit?
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Black Knight
It's, ah... A temporary thing.
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Spider-Woman Origin Vol 1 1 Textless
Spider-Woman
I'd imagine so. You know, Dane, costume proclivities and affinity for the music of suede aside, last I checked you're American.
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Avengers World #8
Spider-Woman Origin Vol 1 1 Textless
Jessica
Oh we really are starting from scratch, huh? Everything is about me. Now say you're sorry.
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Carol Danvers (Earth-616)
Carol
I'm sorry... sorry I'm a badass.
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Spider-Woman Origin Vol 1 1 Textless
Jessica
...good enough.
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Captain Marvel Vol 7 #16
Danger (Earth-616)
Danger
Simulation complete
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Spider-Woman Origin Vol 1 1 Textless
Spider-Woman (Jessica Drew)
But-but we... we escaped
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Danger (Earth-616)
Danger
You are imprisoned under the authority of Scott Summers.
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Spider-Woman Origin Vol 1 1 Textless
Spider-Woman (Jessica Drew)
No, we-- we--
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Danger (Earth-616)
Danger
You never left your cell
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New Avengers Vol 2 #28
Clinton Barton (Earth-616) from Avengers Academy Vol 1 38
Hawkeye
Why am I doing this? I'm not in on whatever this is.
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Natalia Romanova (Earth-616) and Jessica Drew (Earth-616) and Avengers Assemble Vol 2 19 (cover)
Black Widow and Spider-Woman
Because you want to impress us.
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Clinton Barton (Earth-616) from Avengers Academy Vol 1 38
Hawkeye
...
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Clinton Barton (Earth-616) from Avengers Academy Vol 1 38
Hawkeye
... Are you impressed?
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Natalia Romanova (Earth-616) and Jessica Drew (Earth-616) and Avengers Assemble Vol 2 19 (cover)
Black Widow and Spider-Woman
No.
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Secret Avengers Vol 3 #1
Nick Fury (Earth-616) Dark List variant
Nick Fury
You're keeping the suit?
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New Avengers Vol 1 14 Textless
Spider-Woman
This is me
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Nick Fury (Earth-616) Dark List variant
Nick Fury
What if I told you it was against regulations?
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New Avengers Vol 1 14 Textless
Spider-Woman
Oh man, I'll go break it to Captain America
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Spider-Woman Origin #4
Black Widow Vol 6 12 Textless
Black Widow
Avengers don't get to be normal. Not while the sky is on fire. We don't get to run around alleyways beating up D-listers with Ben Urich. And we don't have time to teach the Porcupine how to be a hero.
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Spider-Woman Origin Vol 1 1 Textless
Spider-Woman
I know. That's why I quit.
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Spider-Woman Vol 5 #10
Spider-Woman Origin Vol 1 1 Textless
Spider-Woman
Steve...
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Steven Rogers (Earth-616) from Avengers Vol 5 37
Steve Rogers
Just spit it out, Drew.
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Spider-Woman Origin Vol 1 1 Textless
Spider-Woman
I quit.
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Spider-Woman Vol 5 #4
Stephen Strange (Earth-616) from Invincible Iron Man Vol 3 5 001
Doctor Strange
Jessica, I'm Doctor Strange. It's good to meet you. We're going to get through this. I was at the birth of the last Avengers' baby.
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Spider-Woman Origin Vol 1 1 Textless
Spider-Woman
Oh yeah. The Scarlet Witch and the Vision.
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 1.6 Textless
Spider-Man
And this has to go better than that did.
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 1.6 Textless
Spider-Man
Oh my God, that was so much more clever in my head before it came out of my mouth.
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Spider-Woman Origin Vol 1 1 Textless
Spider-Woman
I don't think it was.
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Stephen Strange (Earth-616) from Invincible Iron Man Vol 3 5 001
Doctor Strange
How about the rest of you wait in the library?
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The Pulse #12

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