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Quotes by Jessica Jones (Earth-616)

Quote1.png You shoot that gun at me--I will pull that bullet out of my ruined four hundred dollar leather jacket...and I will shove it up your ass with my pinky finger. And which one of us do you think that will hurt more? Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png God didn't do this. The devil did. And I'm going to find him. Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I told you when you hired me-- These things-- These things rarely end well. Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png This isn't the Wasp we're talking about -- This isn't Spider-Woman -- This is Captain F*%#!*g America. Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png You shoot that gun at me -- I will pull that bullet out of my ruined four-hundred-dollar leather jacket... And I will shove it up your a$$ with my pinky finger. And which one of us do you think that will hurt more? Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png So, I said to him, I said: Well, if that's true, shouldn't you shoot the webs out of your a$$? Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Rick -- your wife hired me to find you. Remember your wife? She is worried sick about you. Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Go home to your wife, and come out of the closet. She loves you and you're hurting her. She deserves better than what you're doing to her. Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png It's like I tripped and fell into 1978. God, I'm such a f%*#^!g snob when I'm -- talking... to myself. Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png The f*%k -- You f*%#^d me and threw me in jail? Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I don't pretend to be an expert in religion or even "organized religion" -- but it seems to me that the entire purpose of a belief system like this -- is to give people something so they can be the best kind of person they can figure out how to be. That's all. Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Have you ever been kicked in the nuts by a super hero? Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png The only thing that really irritates me about this gig is that any a$$hole with two eyes can see that he really is Daredevil -- and that I'm just here for show. But he hasn't confided in me. He knows I know, but he just won't come out and tell me. Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png In my mind I can't tell the difference between what he made me do or say and what I do or say on my own. The only reason I know I wasn't in love with him is that I say to myself: How could I be? I hate him. Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Sorry, but one of the most famous men in the city is really this totally evil crazy serial killer? And you know it. Um, what's the point of even having a paper if you can't tell everyone that? Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png This witch destroyed my life. You get me?! Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Who wants to live like this every day? Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png This is a really big brick... Then how am I going to shove it up your ass? Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Why won't anyone help me find Luke? All I care about is Luke! Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png After what those kids have been through...?...I don't think there's anything they can't handle. Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Okay, you convinced me... I'll marry your dad. But you owe me huge. Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png These words. They're just words. I'm dedicating my life to you and-- and I'm saying someone else's words. That's nuts. I want you to know, I truly believe that together we are so much better than we are apart. And not in that creepy way. Really, I'm inspired by you. I don't get lost in my own head like I used to. This world is a scary place. You being an Avenger-- it's so... scary. Every day there's some idiot in our face trying to ruin it. And ever since we got together, I just haven't cared. And no goon attacked us at our wedding, so I'm going to take that as a good sign. And even if the worst happens... It's a weird feeling-- but I know for a fact we can deal with it. Look at that kid over there. Look at her. We made her. And I love watching you be a father. So much so that I'd wear this big poofed-out dress. I just wanted to let you know in my words. This is why I said yes to all this crazy. That's why. Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Yes, the war's over. And you lost! And still I went along with you. But you know what, Luke? You gave it a shot and -- and it didn't work! We're not safe! We never were. Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png The baby, Luke. They took our baby! Jarvis. The Jarvis that was here. It was one of them!! One of the Skrulls! And -- and I gave him the baby! And now -- and now... Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png You don't @#$^ with Luke Cage. Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png It's -- it's me...Jessica! Get the Avengers over here! Get them -- get them to -- Avengers Assemble! Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Sorry to hear you had such a rough day. But just to be clear... you and Danny are not getting back together, right? Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Tony? Yeah, so I was wrong. It turns out he is a regular kid. Completely one hundred percent ordinary. Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I'll fix it, mom. I promise I'll fix all of it. Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Carol Goddamn Danvers. Captain Goddamn Marvel. And I get to watch. Because what difference does it make? Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Come on... that has to be enough. Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Unfortunately murder of an asshat is still frowned upon. Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Kate, why do you have like... four sidekicks? It's way, way too many. Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I am very good at finding people. Is there someone else I can help you find? Maybe the person that did that to your hair? Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Well, I found out who put the contract out on you. Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I got punched in the eye for that... I looked. Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Oh, good, Danny's okay! Oh, great, he just totaled what was left of my car. Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I like how you still try to plan the day even though we do what we do and deal with all that we deal with and our day never goes as planned. Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I know I said I'd never call in this particular favor, and I really meant it when I said so... but I thought this -- this is crazypants. And when I think crazypants... I think Deadpool. Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Oh, we're tossing labels around? Yes, I tried to think outside the box to get an edge on this, but buddy, I'm not taking an ounce of @#$@ from you because I have no idea who the Hell you are! You dress like the Devil and, yes, you seem so @#$@ familiar, but you are not telling me what's nuts! We were just talking about this before the Punisher tried to whack you... Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png You babbled on for so long I got over my pathological fear of you. Stop beating around the bush like a dungeon master trying to ask me to prom, Killgrave, and ask me what you came here to ask me. Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I think you have to go! Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png This whole situation has setup written all over it. Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png All four victims came into contact with Dia or Jared. Two of us tried but failed to help Dia, and we're still alive. The two that had direct confrontations with Jared... are dead. That seems hard to ignore. Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png So here's a thing I'm going to say, and it's cliché as Hell, but it's a cliché for a reason... those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it. There's a good chance you'll just become him all over again anyway. Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Life is an illusion. Truth is a lie. I'll never be free. I'll never know what's real. Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Last thing I want to do is fight him... but the only thing worse than fighting him is letting him kill me... he'd never forgive himself. Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Life is a lie. And I just have to... figure out how to live with that. Quote2.png
--Jessica Jones (Earth-616)

Conversations with Jessica Jones (Earth-616)

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Scott Lang
Would you like to go out on a date?
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Jessica Jones
F*ck! A fancy date?
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Scott Lang
Yes. A fancy date.
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Jessica Jones
Better be damn fancy. You got a lot riding on it.
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Alias #21
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Luke Cage
You have been called.
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Jessica Jones
The call is given.
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Matthew Murdock (Earth-616) from Dark Reign The List - Daredevil Vol 1 1 0001.png
Daredevil
But Captain America and I are hardly seeing eye to eye --
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Luke Cage
This ain't his Avengers, this is my Avengers. ... Try it out. Don't say no.
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New Avengers Vol 2 #16
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Norman Osborn
Jessica Jones...how have you been?
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Jessica Jones
Better than you.
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Norman Osborn
How is motherhood treating you?
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Jessica Jones
Yeah, that's what I want to do: Talk to you about my kid.
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Norman Osborn
You know I'm going to kill that baby.
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New Avengers Vol 2 #16.1
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Captain America (Steve Rogers)
You found the Scarlet Witch, when we couldn't. You stopped Dr. Doom, when we couldn't. You somehow managed to diffuse our conflict with the X-Men--
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Jessica Jones
For the moment.
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Captain America (Steve Rogers)
So, we've asked you here to let you know that from this day forward... whether Young Avengers or not... in our eyes, you are and always will be Avengers!
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Avengers: The Children's Crusade #9

Jessica Jones
So what happened to Adam?
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Luke Cage
He... I...
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Jessica Jones
Did you do your "I-don't-break" speech?
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Luke Cage
... Part of it.
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Jessica Jones
I love that one.
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Mighty Avengers Vol 2 #6


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