Jonathan Storm (Earth-1610)/Quotes

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FLAME ON??!!

—Ultimate Fantastic Four Vol 1 5

Got to be hotter than dad. Got to be smart like Sue and Reed. Smart like Dad.

—Ultimate Fantastic Four Vol 1 8

Now that's girlfriend material.

—Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 129

They picked you, Rick Jones. The Watchers came to Earth and chose someone to lead us into the future... It's you. You're the Chosen One.

—Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 2 7

We were the Beatles of super heroes.

—Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 151

Psss. Reed Richards is Doctor Doom. He's more Doctor Doom than Doctor Doom was...and Doctor Doom was pretty good at being Doctor Doom.

—Ultimate Doom Vol 1 3

Better idea. You get the hell out of here... Or you're going to have to paint on new eyebrows.

—Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 158

Ha! Bobby dated a crazy chick.

—Ultimate Comics X-Men Vol 1 2

Ooh, yeah, ex-girlfriend fight, scary stuff. Scary, kinda sexy stuff.

—Ultimate Comics X-Men Vol 1 3

Ben Grimm

It's clobberin' time.

Johnny Storm

It's what?

Ben Grimm

Something my coach used to say before a big game.

—Ultimate Fantastic Four Vol 1 10

Sue Storm

I turn invisible and I have a bulletproof force field. I am Ninja-Girl now.

Johnny Storm

That should be your super-hero name. Invisible Ninja-Girl and The Human Lighter.

—Ultimate Fantastic Four Vol 1 14

Johnny Storm

Reed, don't even try to--

Reed Richards

Or else I am going to let Ben give you a swirly in the zero-gravity toilet. After he's used it.

Johnny Storm

You are a terrorist. I liked you better when you were scared of your own shadow.

—Ultimate Fantastic Four Vol 1 15

Agent Lumpkin

Stay put, boy! My orders were to acquire and hold you.

Johnny Storm

You hold me, man, you're gonna burn your fingers.

—Ultimate Fantastic Four Vol 1 19

Thor

You. Military-industrial-complex drone girl. Bring us beer.

Carol Danvers

Sure. How far up your backside would you like it rammed?

Thor

Well, I was going to ask for a keg, so...

Johnny Storm

Reed, Reed... Thor's getting us a keg!

Reed Richards

Mr. Stark and I are going to reconfigure a star drive.

Johnny

Dude... keg!

Reed

Dude. Star Drive.

Johnny

You're sick, Reed.

—Ultimate Secret Vol 1 3

Human Torch

FLAME ON!

Black Widow

That boy's quite impressive. Can we have him oiled and brought to my room before Tony gets back?

—Ultimate Secret Vol 1 4

Sue Storm

See? I told you there was more to him than stupid girls and cars. That's fascinating, Johnny. What did you find out about yourself? What insights did you learn from this experience?

Johnny Storm