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Quotes by Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)

Quote1.png FLAME ON! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png A giant dog, with antennae growing out of his head! What have I stumbled onto??! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Another flamethrowing wannabe. Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png You've gone soft on Sub-Mariner--our arch enemy! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Arise! Arise against tyranny! Defeat Zemu! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png If crooks weren't stupid, they wouldn't be crooks. Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Fergoshsakes!! Just 'cause I wanted to give folks a little entertainment doesn't mean I'm a publicity-hog! Doggonit! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Set your mind at ease, Big Daddy! Whatever your caper is, I'll still wrap it up in time to date some lucky chick tonight! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Hi Dorrie-Doll! Your Dream-Boat's back! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Aww, cut it out ya big ox, or I'll give ya a hot foot where you sit! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Like Reed always says -- It's never hopeless! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png You were right, Reed! And I was wrong again -- as usual. I lost my temper -- blew my cool -- gave up on you, and on Ben -- just like a spineless quitter! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png But tonight... Just for tonight... I feel great! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Maybe it's time Spider-Man and the Human Torch teamed up again. Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Er -- ah -- hi, Hulk -- ol' buddy -- ol' pal. Thanks for the catch. N-nice weather we're having, isn't it? It isn't? Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I don't like being called a child! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Even Reed Richards can't muck around with the Human Torch! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I should have guessed! You're not the real Captain America! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png No, Ben's okay brother-in-law! He's just been playing soccer with the TV. Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I need to be alone ... to sort things out... to decide just what it is I am! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I don't remember anything... Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Sometimes I feel without my powers, I'd be nothing. Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I'm shallow ... all surface glitter and flash -- just like my stupid powers! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png What the heck, Sis... Your Mad Scientist Husband thinks work is relaxing! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I have pretty much adjusted to Crystal being your lady now, and I'm happy for you both. I really am. Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png April fool!! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Darnit Alicia,... I can't help but feel I... took advantage of our friendship. Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png She's telling the truth, Ben. Alicia isn't just another conquest for me. It's real this time. Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png What is it? Another autograph? Ahh well ... the price of fame... Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png A kid died today, Sue, died because of me. Because I never stopped to consider what the Human Torch might mean out in the real world. Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Man, Oh Man! That was a close one! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I can't blame you for hating a hopeless butthead like me, but I hope you'll find a way to forgive me someday. Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Looks like we are about to be mobbed by another horde of my adoring fans! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I'm the Human Torch! I am flame! And the nature of flame is to rise! Push your powers to its limits-- you won't bring me down a second time! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png But despite your low regard for my intelligence, I'm not forgetting that you're going to get this flame back under control after we save Mantis! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png If you were made from me, you're not stupid under that hipster facade! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Gee, Spidey, you're pretty darn talkative for a corpse! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png From the looks of that blast -- there won't be any survivors! But... where's Ben--? What's happened to The Thing?! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png F-Franklin! It is you! It really is! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png "WHOA! But listen to this, Reed! You were offered a million dollars to star in some adult flick!" Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png There is a method to my madness, you know. Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png In other words, gang... ...look out, world, the Fantastic Four are back! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Here's my proposal, Roma. Leave Franklin with us. If it works out, your needs are satisfied. If it doesn't -- -- if we can't handle the responsibility, or the threats, to your satisfaction -- -- you get us all. Whatever fate you plan for Franklin, we face it together. Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png No offense, pal -- -- but if we're so "inferior"......how come we pretty much always win? Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Johnny Storm... The Human Torch... ...not a thief... not a spoiled kid... not a quitter... ...a hero. Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Don't know why I've been questioning Reed's every decision. Nobody's proved himself time and time again like Reed. Maybe it was seeing him lose control while in the Doom armor that bothers me. If a guy like Reed can fall apart, what hope is there for a hothead like me? Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png The Skrulls were looking for one of their kind... their own super champion. He's hiding here, they say... and I have a pretty good idea who he is -- Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png But... what if this is that one time they don't? What am I to do? Reed and Sue have kids! What am I going to tell them? I mean, have you ever lost anyone close to you? Like a family member? Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Three of the Fantastic Four are in the Negative Zone -- maybe lost -- and I can't get to them. Meanwhile, the world needs an F.F. to handle -- you know -- F.F. stuff! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Guys... something is wrong with me. I can't flame off! I'm stuck as the Human Torch! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I screwed up a lot in my life, Crystal. My relationship with you... ...my chance to be a movie star... Look -- I can't even control my own flame. But I'm not gonna screw this up! I'm not gonna let my sister die! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Oh, please. I know when my film's been flammed, okay? You think you're masters of subterfuge? I deal with Skrulls. A little credit here... Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png If I can help the family, I want to be a part of this. Jian'll backstop me, but you can trust me. I'm not always fourteen. Everything I do know about being an adult, I learned from you, okay? Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Gentlemen, may I present Firefox. The fireball femme fatale... the killer of Vinnie Costello... ...and the end of your troubles! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Can't do it! Spidey, I'm trapped! I can't! I... I... I have no pants! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png --my bigger question's this......where'd the sun go? Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png You can't use my mojo because it's too... too human! I forget. You're not a giant man with a bad wardrobe. Not the giant part, anyway. Yes, you're big......but humanoid...nose, fingers, optic nerves, etcetera...is how my brain registers you so it doesn't melt down. Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png No more power cosmic. It's gone----but-- if this worked-- so is Galactus. Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Amazing. Even crazed and ferocious, he still knew when to retreat. Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Reed knew?! I didn't but Reed knew?!! That's it! I'm being punk'd, aren't I?! Take it off, kutcher! Right now! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Reed's in his lab. Of course the building is shaking. Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I'm a big fan. It's easy to tell why she's called Marvel Girl! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Oh, god, we're about to be shown up by a seven-year-old... Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Man, this has to be my third-worst breakup ever! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png No way. You guys mugged Galactus and used his power to boot up your time machine? Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Does anybody besides me ever get tired of feeling like the dumb kid in science class? Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I'm happy for Ben. Seriously, good for him. It's just... You've been an Avenger. Reed's been an Avenger. Hell, probably Val's gonna get drafted next week... And do you think that Luke Cage, when he was putting together his team, thought, for even one second: 'I'll ask Johnny Storm'? ... I know exactly what it means, Sue. And it's nobody's fault but my own. I made my bed of mediocrity...now I'm lying in it. Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png So this is it. A billion to one... you think I'm afraid of that? You think I'm afraid of that?! Flame on! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png If you’re hearing this, I’m sorry, pal. Sorry that I’m gone. ‘Cause... well... I know how you feel when it comes to losing family. And that’s what you are to me. Family. So... if you’re thinking of this as my last will and all... I’m not leaving you my sports cars or stuff like that... I’m leaving you the best thing I ever had... My spot on this team. A place in this family. The best sister, two brothers, niece, and nephew a guy could ask for. They— We all love you, Pete. So? You up for it, bro? We’re all here for you. Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I believe the question was, how can I defeat a Kree armada... It's simple. I have my own... The Annihilation Wave. Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Back away from the nerd. Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png This is my house now. Welcome to the Negative Zone. Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I can't feel them anymore, guys-- It's like I've lost a limb or something-- It's-- I-- My powers are gone. Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I have a career as a singer, fame -- There's my tour to focus on -- even without my powers, that's a life most guys'd kill for. So until that day you come to me, Reed, all "I've found it, Johnny, I've got the cure..."... I guess it's "Flame Off." Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Wow. Yeah, this all feels really illegal. It's kind of exhilarating. Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Oh, Hell no! You come after my people, I will quote from the Book of Ben Grimm:

It's clobberin' time!
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--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Ta-dah! Ladies and gents, please welcome the one, the only, Morris Sackett! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png You find the creep who is using my family to get to you and you let me know where he is. Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png "I'm Spider-Man! I'm the relatable super hero with relatable problems! Just ask my long-lost sister from my super-spy parents with Nazi g--" Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I think you've probably got money to burn... and if I see you again... I'll prove it. Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png So, what's the plan again? Reed left you a message in a device, which Doom had but couldn't access. So Doom gave you the device and in that message Reed pointed you to.... another device he left? Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png #$%&! We're in the wrong place! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Ben... should we be doing this? What if we just have a shrinking reservoir of power left? This isn't even our universe! It's one of a million! And we have to find our Reed and Sue still! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png They're dead, aren't they? Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Is this what you're trying to do, man? Fill the void left by Reed? By the FF? Doesn't that just leave a void where the Mad Thinker was? Or... are you so much of a joke that no one would care if you were missing? Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png You thought you could be Reed? Being Reed Richards isn't about being super smart, or having his powers... it's about being selfless. It's about helping people. You really want to be Mister Fantastic, Thinker? Fill some void? Well, last I checked, this world didn't have one anymore. Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Nope... there's only one equation we've ever needed. Two plus two... equals four. That solves everything. Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Ms. Koul, no one understands the lengths a person would go to for loved ones more than we do. I promise I'll do my best to help your sister -- we'll do our best... because that's what this family is all about. Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Unbelievable. Your kid used his disgruntled teen powers for good. Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Ladies! Gentlemen! Children of all ages... behold! The Marvel-2! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png What the--?! Lab alarm! Now this is a date! You're getting the real F4 experience! Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png You thought your gods gave you eternal life. But really, your lives ended. You can't die... but you also can't change. You can't become better people. Your lives can't move on... and you'll never know how happy you could've been. Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)
Quote1.png We're the Fantastic Four. We're so used to saving the universe, we think we can fix anything. Or anyone. Sue, we might not have the skill set to deal with this, maybe once... We should look things straight in the eye and admit we need help. Quote2.png
--Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)

Conversations with Jonathan Storm (Earth-616)


The Acrobat
It's a pleasure to meet the famous Human Torch!
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Human Torch
Torch!! But how--? How did you know who I was?
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The Acrobat
Surely you jest! Everybody knows that Johnny Storm and the fabulous fire-boy are one and the same person!
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Invisible Girl
Of course, Johnny! All of Glenville knows of your dual role!
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Human Torch
Holy cow! And all this time I thought I was hiding it so cleverly! Well, I'll be--
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Strange Tales #106
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Johnny Storm
Hold it, fella! I noticed you hanging around! In case you're too shy to ask me, here's my autograph anyway! Don't bother thanking me... I'm just all heart!
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Peter Parker
What am I supposed to do, sleep with it under my pillow??
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Amazing Spider-Man #17
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The Thing
Are you tryin to hint that I'm dumb?!
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Human Torch
Who's hinting?
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The Thing
I accept your apology!
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Fantastic Four #31
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Human Torch
Try to swat me with that asbestos rug, will ya? It's about time I showed you who's top man around here!
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The Thing
Top man?? You red-faced refugee from a kindergarten! I don't know whether to clobber ya or give ya a spankin'!
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Strange Tales #125
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Human Torch
Hey, y'know something? I hate to say it, but we make a pretty good team!
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Spider-Man
Bite your tongue, Hothead!
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Amazing Spider-Man #19
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Human Torch
Watch it, he's attacking!
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The Thing
Glad ya told me, bright eyes!
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Fantastic Four #71
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Mister Fantastic
It's hopeless, Johnny!
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Human Torch
Never thought you'd say that, Reed!
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The Thing
You know Stretcho, kid... if he can't do somethin', he figgers nobody can!
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Fantastic Four #83
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Crystal
More hot buns, Johnny?
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Human Torch
Say, Crys... I never knew you were so domestic!
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Fantastic Four #88
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Johnny Storm
Reed, what if he's from some strange undersea race?
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Ben Grimm
You mean the old "They're gonna take over the world" trick? How corny can you be?
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Fantastic Four #97
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Reed Richards
Johnny, There's only one thing to do -- !
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Johnny Storm
Don't say it! I'm way ahead of you Boss Man! FLAME ON!
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Fantastic Four #98
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Crystal
Poor, dear Johnny! Here -- Let me hold your head in my lap!
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Ben Grimm
Y'know -- All of a sudden, I don't feel so good either!
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Johnny Storm
You get an aspirin, you BIG APE!
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Fantastic Four #101
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Johnny Storm
You want us to use the Pogo Plane?
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Ben Grimm
Heck, no. I just git my kicks outta openin' 'n shuttin' cockpit doors. Now git in 'n give yer jaws a rest.
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Fantastic Four #108
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Reed Richards
Johnny, we can use a smoke screen.
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Johnny Storm
I dig you, Reed, FLAME ON!
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Fantastic Four #114
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Crystal
You know I can't stay -- That I must join Black Bolt and the rest of the Royal Family in trying to save our homeland!
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Johnny Storm
I know, Crys -- And I understand. But at least we've got this time, this moment... And until there'll be others, I can wait and remember this.
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Fantastic Four #118
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Human Torch
All I want to hear now, is-- Is it him you love-- or me?
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Crystal
That's just it, Johnny, I-- I don't know!!
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Fantastic Four #131
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Human Torch
Y'know Spider-Man -- You can be such a loud-mouthed show-off jerk at times!
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Spider-Man
Yeah, the same goes for you.
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Fantastic Four #362
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Human Torch
I know they say your best friends won't tell you -- but, geez, Spidey, forget about deodorants -- have you considered Lysol?!
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Spider-Man
Oh, shut up, Torch.
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Untold Tales of Spider-Man Annual #1997
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Human Torch
Bite me, bug-boy!
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Spider-Man
"Arachnid", if you please. If you're going to be insulting, at least get the terms right.
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Fantastic Four Vol 3 #9
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Johnny
Wait! Whoever you are -- don't go!
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Crystal
No! We can't meet like this! We can't!
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Fantastic Four: Fireworks #1
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Johnny Storm
You're mad, right? Not disappointed? 'Cause when you're disappointed, that's much worse.
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Sue Richards
I'm neither. I'm decisive. This clinches it. Desperate times, desperate measures.
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Fantastic Four Vol 3 #61
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Johnny Storm
Ready to go home?
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Reed Richards
We're not going home.
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Fantastic Four #503
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Spider-Man
I see you found all your clothes.
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Human Torch
Except for my boxers.
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Spider-Man
You truly share way too much.
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Fantastic Four #513
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Johnny
Namor's not such a bad guy.
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Reed
You're not such a bad guy.
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Sue
..then you'll have no problem piloting this.
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Johnny
Whoa...! Don't tell me this bathtub flies.
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Ben
'Course it does. He probably dreamed it up one afternoon between Seinfeld reruns. Okay, Susie. You better hope he designed this thing fer these mitts I gor fer hands now...
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Fantastic Four: First Family #5
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Invisible Woman
Why don't you two work together and see if you can find any superhumans having some success?
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Human Torch
You really do hate me.
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Spider-Man
You really do hate me.
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Spider-Man and the Fantastic Four #2
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Spider-Man
I gotta admit, hotshot, that was pretty classic. Heh heh... "Lederhosen." Just the word is funny. Y'know what? I think I hate you less now.
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Human Torch
Hey, credit where it's due, you had the idea. We're gonna have to face it--we actually make a pretty good team when it all hits the fan.
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Spider-Man / Fantastic Four #1
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Spider-Man
My god.
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Human Torch
Pete... What the heck are you wearing?
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Spider-Man
Johnny?
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Fantastic Four #600
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Peter Parker
Everyone was trying to buy this place. Alchemax, Roxxon, Hammer. ...and I outbid 'em all. So I could hold onto it... until the day the FF are finally back. And that day will come, Johnny.
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Johnny Storm
Until it does, I'm glad it's staying with family.
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 #3
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Human Torch
Speaking of handling. Which of your finely tuned and expensive toys are we taking this time? The Spider-Copter? Spider-Cycle? Spider-Underground-Drill-Car?
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Spider-Man
We're in a city. With tall buildings. I'm taking the greatest Spidey vehicle of 'em all. Thwip thwip.
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 #5


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