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List of all notable quotes by or about Jonathan Storm (Earth-616).
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Quote1.png You've gone soft on Sub-Mariner--our arch enemy! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 6
Quote1.png Arise! Arise against tyranny! Defeat Zemu! Quote2.png
Strange Tales Vol 1 103
Quote1.png If crooks weren't stupid, they wouldn't be crooks. Quote2.png
Strange Tales Vol 1 108
Quote1.png Fergoshsakes!! Just 'cause I wanted to give folks a little entertainment doesn't mean I'm a publicity-hog! Doggonit! Quote2.png
Strange Tales Vol 1 112
Quote1.png Set your mind at ease, Big Daddy! Whatever your caper is, I'll still wrap it up in time to date some lucky chick tonight! Quote2.png
Strange Tales Vol 1 115
Quote1.png Aww, cut it out ya big ox, or I'll give ya a hot foot where you sit! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 35
Quote1.png Hi Dorrie-Doll! Your Dream-Boat's back! Quote2.png
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 21
Quote1.png Like Reed always says -- It's never hopeless! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 106
Quote1.png You were right, Reed! And I was wrong again -- as usual. I lost my temper -- blew my cool -- gave up on you, and on Ben -- just like a spineless quitter! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 113
Quote1.png But tonight... Just for tonight... I feel great! Quote2.png
Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 1
Quote1.png Maybe it's time Spider-Man and the Human Torch teamed up again. Quote2.png
Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 3
Quote1.png Er -- ah -- hi, Hulk -- ol' buddy -- ol' pal. Thanks for the catch. N-nice weather we're having, isn't it? It isn't? Quote2.png
Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 18
Quote1.png I don't like being called a child! Quote2.png
Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 23
Quote1.png Even Reed Richards can't muck around with the Human Torch! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 161
Quote1.png I should have guessed! You're not the real Captain America! Quote2.png
Captain America Vol 1 216
Quote1.png No, Ben's okay brother-in-law! He's just been playing soccer with the TV. Quote2.png
Marvel Two-In-One Vol 1 46
Quote1.png I need to be alone ... to sort things out... to decide just what it is I am! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 204
Quote1.png I don't remember anything... Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 207
Quote1.png Sometimes I feel without my powers, I'd be nothing. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 209
Quote1.png I'm shallow ... all surface glitter and flash -- just like my stupid powers! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 214
Quote1.png What the heck, Sis... Your Mad Scientist Husband thinks work is relaxing! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Annual Vol 1 16
Quote1.png I have pretty much adjusted to Crystal being your lady now, and I'm happy for you both. I really am. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 248
Quote1.png April fool!! Quote2.png
Marvel Fanfare Vol 1 15
Quote1.png Darnit Alicia,... I can't help but feel I... took advantage of our friendship. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 275
Quote1.png She's telling the truth, Ben. Alicia isn't just another conquest for me. It's real this time. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 277
Quote1.png What is it? Another autograph? Ahh well ... the price of fame... Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Annual Vol 1 19
Quote1.png A kid died today, Sue, died because of me. Because I never stopped to consider what the Human Torch might mean out in the real world. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 285
Quote1.png Man, Oh Man! That was a close one! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 295
Quote1.png I can't blame you for hating a hopeless butthead like me, but I hope you'll find a way to forgive me someday. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 299
Quote1.png Looks like we are about to be mobbed by another horde of my adoring fans! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 302
Quote1.png I'm the Human Torch! I am flame! And the nature of flame is to rise! Push your powers to its limits-- you won't bring me down a second time! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 322
Quote1.png But despite your low regard for my intelligence, I'm not forgetting that you're going to get this flame back under control after we save Mantis! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 324
Quote1.png If you were made from me, you're not stupid under that hipster facade! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 333
Quote1.png Gee, Spidey, you're pretty darn talkative for a corpse! Quote2.png
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 362
Quote1.png From the looks of that blast -- there won't be any survivors! But... where's Ben--? What's happened to The Thing?! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 380
Quote1.png F-Franklin! It is you! It really is! Quote2.png
Fantastic Force Vol 1 9
Quote1.png "WHOA! But listen to this, Reed! You were offered a million dollars to star in some adult flick!" Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 2 7
Quote1.png There is a method to my madness, you know. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 2 8
Quote1.png In other words, gang... ...look out, world, the Fantastic Four are back! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 3 1
Quote1.png Here's my proposal, Roma. Leave Franklin with us. If it works out, your needs are satisfied. If it doesn't -- -- if we can't handle the responsibility, or the threats, to your satisfaction -- -- you get us all. Whatever fate you plan for Franklin, we face it together. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 3 8
Quote1.png No offense, pal -- -- but if we're so "inferior"......how come we pretty much always win? Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 3 14
Quote1.png Johnny Storm... The Human Torch... ...not a thief... not a spoiled kid... not a quitter... ...a hero. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four: Fireworks Vol 1 3
Quote1.png Don't know why I've been questioning Reed's every decision. Nobody's proved himself time and time again like Reed. Maybe it was seeing him lose control while in the Doom armor that bothers me. If a guy like Reed can fall apart, what hope is there for a hothead like me? Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 3 33
Quote1.png The Skrulls were looking for one of their kind... their own super champion. He's hiding here, they say... and I have a pretty good idea who he is -- Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 3 37
Quote1.png But... what if this is that one time they don't? What am I to do? Reed and Sue have kids! What am I going to tell them? I mean, have you ever lost anyone close to you? Like a family member? Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 3 41
Quote1.png Three of the Fantastic Four are in the Negative Zone -- maybe lost -- and I can't get to them. Meanwhile, the world needs an F.F. to handle -- you know -- F.F. stuff! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 3 42
Quote1.png Guys... something is wrong with me. I can't flame off! I'm stuck as the Human Torch! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 3 44
Quote1.png I screwed up a lot in my life, Crystal. My relationship with you... ...my chance to be a movie star... Look -- I can't even control my own flame. But I'm not gonna screw this up! I'm not gonna let my sister die! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 3 53
Quote1.png Oh, please. I know when my film's been flammed, okay? You think you're masters of subterfuge? I deal with Skrulls. A little credit here... Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 3 65
Quote1.png If I can help the family, I want to be a part of this. Jian'll backstop me, but you can trust me. I'm not always fourteen. Everything I do know about being an adult, I learned from you, okay? Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 3 66
Quote1.png Gentlemen, may I present Firefox. The fireball femme fatale... the killer of Vinnie Costello... ...and the end of your troubles! Quote2.png
Human Torch Vol 3 4
Quote1.png Can't do it! Spidey, I'm trapped! I can't! I... I... I have no pants! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 512
Quote1.png  --my bigger question's this......where'd the sun go? Quote2.png
4 Vol 1 10
Quote1.png You can't use my mojo because it's too... too human! I forget. You're not a giant man with a bad wardrobe. Not the giant part, anyway. Yes, you're big......but humanoid...nose, fingers, optic nerves, etcetera...is how my brain registers you so it doesn't melt down. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 521
Quote1.png No more power cosmic. It's gone----but-- if this worked-- so is Galactus. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 522
Quote1.png Amazing. Even crazed and ferocious, he still knew when to retreat. Quote2.png
X-Men / Fantastic Four Vol 1 3
Quote1.png Reed knew?! I didn't but Reed knew?!! That's it! I'm being punk'd, aren't I?! Take it off, kutcher! Right now! Quote2.png
Spider-Man Human Torch Vol 1 5
Quote1.png I'm a big fan. It's easy to tell why she's called Marvel Girl! Quote2.png
X-Men First Class Vol 2 1
Quote1.png Oh, god, we're about to be shown up by a seven-year-old... Quote2.png
Secret Invasion: Fantastic Four Vol 1 2
Quote1.png Man, this has to be my third-worst breakup ever! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 559
Quote1.png No way. You guys mugged Galactus and used his power to boot up your time machine? Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 560
Quote1.png Does anybody besides me ever get tired of feeling like the dumb kid in science class? Quote2.png
Dark Reign: Fantastic Four Vol 1 1
Quote1.png I'm happy for Ben. Seriously, good for him. It's just... You've been an Avenger. Reed's been an Avenger. Hell, probably Val's gonna get drafted next week... And do you think that Luke Cage, when he was putting together his team, thought, for even one second: 'I'll ask Johnny Storm'? ... I know exactly what it means, Sue. And it's nobody's fault but my own. I made my bed of mediocrity...now I'm lying in it. Quote2.png
I Am an Avenger Vol 1 4
Quote1.png So this is it. A billion to one... you think I'm afraid of that? You think I'm afraid of that?! Flame on! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 587
Quote1.png If you’re hearing this, I’m sorry, pal. Sorry that I’m gone. ‘Cause... well... I know how you feel when it comes to losing family. And that’s what you are to me. Family. So... if you’re thinking of this as my last will and all... I’m not leaving you my sports cars or stuff like that... I’m leaving you the best thing I ever had... My spot on this team. A place in this family. The best sister, two brothers, niece, and nephew a guy could ask for. They— We all love you, Pete. So? You up for it, bro? We’re all here for you. Quote2.png
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 657
Quote1.png I believe the question was, how can I defeat a Kree armada... It's simple. I have my own... The Annihilation Wave. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 1 601
Quote1.png Back away from the nerd. Quote2.png
FF Vol 1 17
Quote1.png This is my house now. Welcome to the Negative Zone. Quote2.png
FF Vol 1 18
Quote1.png I can't feel them anymore, guys-- It's like I've lost a limb or something-- It's-- I-- My powers are gone. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 5 2
Quote1.png I have a career as a singer, fame -- There's my tour to focus on -- even without my powers, that's a life most guys'd kill for. So until that day you come to me, Reed, all "I've found it, Johnny, I've got the cure..."... I guess it's "Flame Off." Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 5 3
Quote1.png Wow. Yeah, this all feels really illegal. It's kind of exhilarating. Quote2.png
Uncanny Avengers Vol 3 5
Quote1.png Oh, Hell no! You come after my people, I will quote from the Book of Ben Grimm:

It's clobberin' time!
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All-New, All-Different Avengers Vol 1 7
Quote1.png Ta-dah! Ladies and gents, please welcome the one, the only, Morris Sackett! Quote2.png
Mosaic Vol 1 6
Quote1.png You find the creep who is using my family to get to you and you let me know where he is. Quote2.png
Infamous Iron Man Vol 1 9
Quote1.png "I'm Spider-Man! I'm the relatable super hero with relatable problems! Just ask my long-lost sister from my super-spy parents with Nazi g--" Quote2.png
Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 2
Quote1.png I think you've probably got money to burn... and if I see you again... I'll prove it. Quote2.png
Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 4
Quote1.png So, what's the plan again? Reed left you a message in a device, which Doom had but couldn't access. So Doom gave you the device and in that message Reed pointed you to.... another device he left? Quote2.png
Marvel 2-In-One Vol 1 2
Quote1.png #$%&! We're in the wrong place! Quote2.png
Marvel 2-In-One Vol 1 4
Quote1.png Ben... should we be doing this? What if we just have a shrinking reservoir of power left? This isn't even our universe! It's one of a million! And we have to find our Reed and Sue still! Quote2.png
Marvel 2-In-One Vol 1 5
Quote1.png They're dead, aren't they? Quote2.png
Marvel 2-In-One Vol 1 8
Quote1.png Is this what you're trying to do, man? Fill the void left by Reed? By the FF? Doesn't that just leave a void where the Mad Thinker was? Or... are you so much of a joke that no one would care if you were missing? Quote2.png
Marvel 2-In-One Vol 1 9
Quote1.png You thought you could be Reed? Being Reed Richards isn't about being super smart, or having his powers... it's about being selfless. It's about helping people. You really want to be Mister Fantastic, Thinker? Fill some void? Well, last I checked, this world didn't have one anymore. Quote2.png
Marvel 2-In-One Vol 1 10
Quote1.png Nope... there's only one equation we've ever needed. Two plus two... equals four. That solves everything. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 6 3
Quote1.png Ms. Koul, no one understands the lengths a person would go to for loved ones more than we do. I promise I'll do my best to help your sister -- we'll do our best... because that's what this family is all about. Quote2.png
Marvel 2-In-One Vol 1 12
Quote1.png Unbelievable. Your kid used his disgruntled teen powers for good. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 6 11
Quote1.png Ladies! Gentlemen! Children of all ages... behold! The Marvel-2! Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 6 14
Quote1.png What the--?! Lab alarm! Now this is a date! You're getting the real F4 experience! Quote2.png
Black Cat Vol 1 4
Quote1.png You thought your gods gave you eternal life. But really, your lives ended. You can't die... but you also can't change. You can't become better people. Your lives can't move on... and you'll never know how happy you could've been. Quote2.png
Annihilation - Scourge: Fantastic Four Vol 1 1
Quote1.png We're the Fantastic Four. We're so used to saving the universe, we think we can fix anything. Or anyone. Sue, we might not have the skill set to deal with this, maybe once... We should look things straight in the eye and admit we need help. Quote2.png
Fantastic Four Vol 6 31
Quote1.png A giant dog, with antennae growing out of his head! What have I stumbled onto??! Quote2.png
Lockjaw (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Another flamethrowing wannabe. Quote2.png
Russell Broxtel (Earth-616)

The Acrobat
It's a pleasure to meet the famous Human Torch!
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Human Torch
Torch!! But how--? How did you know who I was?
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The Acrobat
Surely you jest! Everybody knows that Johnny Storm and the fabulous fire-boy are one and the same person!
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Invisible Girl
Of course, Johnny! All of Glenville knows of your dual role!
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Human Torch
Holy cow! And all this time I thought I was hiding it so cleverly! Well, I'll be--
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Strange Tales Vol 1 106
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Johnny Storm
Hold it, fella! I noticed you hanging around! In case you're too shy to ask me, here's my autograph anyway! Don't bother thanking me... I'm just all heart!
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Peter Parker
What am I supposed to do, sleep with it under my pillow??
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 17
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The Thing
Are you tryin to hint that I'm dumb?!
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Human Torch
Who's hinting?
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The Thing
I accept your apology!
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 31
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Human Torch
Try to swat me with that asbestos rug, will ya? It's about time I showed you who's top man around here!
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The Thing
Top man?? You red-faced refugee from a kindergarten! I don't know whether to clobber ya or give ya a spankin'!
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Strange Tales Vol 1 125
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Human Torch
Hey, y'know something? I hate to say it, but we make a pretty good team!
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Spider-Man
Bite your tongue, Hothead!
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 19
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Human Torch
Watch it, he's attacking!
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The Thing
Glad ya told me, bright eyes!
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 71
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Mister Fantastic
It's hopeless, Johnny!
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Human Torch
Never thought you'd say that, Reed!
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The Thing
You know Stretcho, kid... if he can't do somethin', he figgers nobody can!
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 83
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Crystal
More hot buns, Johnny?
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Human Torch
Say, Crys... I never knew you were so domestic!
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 88
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Johnny Storm
Reed, what if he's from some strange undersea race?
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Ben Grimm
You mean the old "They're gonna take over the world" trick? How corny can you be?
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 97
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Reed Richards
Johnny, There's only one thing to do -- !
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Johnny Storm
Don't say it! I'm way ahead of you Boss Man! FLAME ON!
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 98
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Crystal
Poor, dear Johnny! Here -- Let me hold your head in my lap!
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Ben Grimm
Y'know -- All of a sudden, I don't feel so good either!
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Johnny Storm
You get an aspirin, you BIG APE!
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 101
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Johnny Storm
You want us to use the Pogo Plane?
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Ben Grimm
Heck, no. I just git my kicks outta openin' 'n shuttin' cockpit doors. Now git in 'n give yer jaws a rest.
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 108
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Reed Richards
Johnny, we can use a smoke screen.
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Johnny Storm
I dig you, Reed, FLAME ON!
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 114
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Crystal
You know I can't stay -- That I must join Black Bolt and the rest of the Royal Family in trying to save our homeland!
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Johnny Storm
I know, Crys -- And I understand. But at least we've got this time, this moment... And until there'll be others, I can wait and remember this.
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 118
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Human Torch
All I want to hear now, is-- Is it him you love-- or me?
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Crystal
That's just it, Johnny, I-- I don't know!!
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 131
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Human Torch
Y'know Spider-Man -- You can be such a loud-mouthed show-off jerk at times!
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Spider-Man
Yeah, the same goes for you.
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 362
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Human Torch
I know they say your best friends won't tell you -- but, geez, Spidey, forget about deodorants -- have you considered Lysol?!
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Spider-Man
Oh, shut up, Torch.
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Untold Tales of Spider-Man Annual Vol 1 1997
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Human Torch
Bite me, bug-boy!
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Spider-Man
"Arachnid", if you please. If you're going to be insulting, at least get the terms right.
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Fantastic Four Vol 3 9
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Johnny
Wait! Whoever you are -- don't go!
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Crystal
No! We can't meet like this! We can't!
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Fantastic Four: Fireworks Vol 1 1
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Johnny Storm
You're mad, right? Not disappointed? 'Cause when you're disappointed, that's much worse.
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Sue Richards
I'm neither. I'm decisive. This clinches it. Desperate times, desperate measures.
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Fantastic Four Vol 3 61
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Johnny Storm
Ready to go home?
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Reed Richards
We're not going home.
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 503
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Spider-Man
I see you found all your clothes.
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Human Torch
Except for my boxers.
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Spider-Man
You truly share way too much.
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Fantastic Four Vol 1 513
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Johnny
Namor's not such a bad guy.
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Reed
You're not such a bad guy.
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Sue
..then you'll have no problem piloting this.
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Johnny
Whoa...! Don't tell me this bathtub flies.
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Ben
'Course it does. He probably dreamed it up one afternoon between Seinfeld reruns. Okay, Susie. You better hope he designed this thing fer these mitts I gor fer hands now...
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Fantastic Four: First Family Vol 1 5
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Invisible Woman
Why don't you two work together and see if you can find any superhumans having some success?
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Human Torch
You really do hate me.
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Spider-Man
You really do hate me.
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Spider-Man and the Fantastic Four Vol 1 2
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Spider-Man
I gotta admit, hotshot, that was pretty classic. Heh heh... "Lederhosen." Just the word is funny. Y'know what? I think I hate you less now.
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Human Torch
Hey, credit where it's due, you had the idea. We're gonna have to face it--we actually make a pretty good team when it all hits the fan.
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Spider-Man / Fantastic Four Vol 1 1
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Spider-Man
My god.
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Human Torch
Pete... What the heck are you wearing?
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Spider-Man
Johnny?
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Peter Parker
Everyone was trying to buy this place. Alchemax, Roxxon, Hammer. ...and I outbid 'em all. So I could hold onto it... until the day the FF are finally back. And that day will come, Johnny.
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Johnny Storm
Until it does, I'm glad it's staying with family.
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 3
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Human Torch
Speaking of handling. Which of your finely tuned and expensive toys are we taking this time? The Spider-Copter? Spider-Cycle? Spider-Underground-Drill-Car?
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Spider-Man
We're in a city. With tall buildings. I'm taking the greatest Spidey vehicle of 'em all. Thwip thwip.
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