Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)/Quotes

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Quotes by Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

Yo! I should let ya know I get torked when people ignore me!

--Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

Before I became a mutant -- before I learned I was a mutant -- I never even knew there was a difference between human and mutant! I thought the idea of somebody hating somebody else for NO GOOD REASON was stupid! Is this all ya can DO, Bastion -- is this what the BIG FIGHT is ABOUT? Humans 'right' to PUNISH -- to TORTURE - TO HATE?! Is that what you're fighting for?! If it is...ya can keep yer stinkin' 'humanity'!

--Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

I'm setting up that ugloid from strap-city, Penance... you do the slicing and dicing part!

--Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

I can't believe what I'm hearing. When I was with the X-Men, Professor Xavier taught us the only thing worse than failing is not even trying.

--Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

How about we keep the kids outta it and we settle this between us old ladies? Vamp to vamp.

--Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

Dunno if I've ever told you this, M, but -- your brother's the actual worst.

--Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

Are you friggin' kidding me?! They're running around Central Park? At night?! Don't they know how dangerous that is?! I'm gonna kill 'em!

--Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

There's something different in all of us, and nothing-- not a spell, big gloves, nothing-- can change that or take it away. We're all still mutants.

--Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

Wow, this might not be so bad after all.

--Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

Gotta go now, diary... put on my brave face and my famous 'tude. Otherwise, everybody might see how scared I really am.

--Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

Shut it, nerd, before Santa Lee brings you a couple more concussions.

--Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

This was your "big secret"? A poor man's Cerebro? This explains nothing. Plus, how could you have this technology, and both Stark and Reed Richards not?? What, they're not smart enough??

--Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

So this was your plan all along? Stealing technology to build a time machine while the rest of us were what...cannon fodder?!

--Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

What you three need... what everyone needs... is a makeover!

--Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

Okay, I'll like bite. Who're the "X-Men"?

--Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

Happy days, camper. Jubilee's home, safe an' sound.

--Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

You're real slime, you know that?

--Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

I am not a child! Not scared, either! No way, nohow!

--Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

Prey? You better pray! Buncha sirloin-sacks tickin' me off! I'm gonna go join Rogue's hunting party. Where girls are girls and guys are goobers!

--Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

If you're serious about experiencing the finer things in life... you ain't lived until you've bladed.

--Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

Thank you Professor Xavier. For knowin' when to hold on... and when t'let go.

--Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

I definitely have to do something about my wardrobe!

--Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

But I don't know which part of me that is. I feel like I'm drowning in my own blood and I'm terrified to open my mouth because I don't know whether I'm going to breathe or drink. And I'm looking at everyone through an inch of glass. Like they all know exactly where the line is between them and me.

--Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

We can do anything. We can be anyone. That's the definition of being alive. That's magic. Race you to the bottom!

--Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

It came down here to try to help us... and we shot it down.

--Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

I miss you, Wolvie.

--Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

..that looks like Xorn down there!

--Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

If this is what happened to her -- what-in-the-heck-are-Chicken-McNuggets going to do to me?!

--Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

The only question I got is -- just how in the name of Oprah-Montel-Rafael do you guys deal with this kind of pain all the time -- an' still look at yourselves in the mirror?

--Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

My... reflection. Like I wasn't even... there. Like I didn't exist at all. Help me, Raizo.

--Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

I wanted to be the first to welcome you to the family. You'll thank me later, Logan. I guarantee it.

--Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

Conversations with Jubilation Lee (Earth-616)

Jubilee	Who the hell are you to even think you know me?
Surge	Looks to me like you're a burnout who's practically stalking the X-Men when you should be as far away from here as possible, living a normal life!

— Nation X #2

Ch'od	I am Ch'od.
Jubilee	Gesundheit!
Ch'od	That is my "name", small mammal.
Jubilee	Oh. Ah. I knew that. Yeek!

— Uncanny X-Men #275

Wolverine	What is this, a bingo game? What're all those numbers?
Jubilee	Hey, Wolvie, aren't numbers... what Sentinels use for names?

— Wolverine Vol 2 #73

Rockslide	Wolverine said we had twenty-four hours to get our asses back to headquarters before full-on daylight or we'd be grounded. I promised.
Jubilee	I promised, too. I won't make you be late, and he's not my dad, Rockslide.
Rockslide	He sure acts like it.

— Wolverine and Jubilee #4

X-23	You are a predator now. A hunter. Fast. Strong. If the trigger scent is used on me, I want you to kill me.
Jubilee	I don't want to kill you.
X-23	I will not be used again. Wolverine will not do it. Neither will Gambit. I trust you to kill me. That is a compliment.

— X-23 Vol 3 #11

Cannonball	I really think I'd be much happier--
Nightcrawler	--Scott, my friend, you know this can't work--
Polaris	Oh, dear Lord--
Magma	Scott! Scott, listen--
Archangel	Genosha?! I don't want to go to Genosha!
Northstar	Am I expected to just teach?!
Wolverine	Listen, bub, I appreciate the faith in me, but I can't be on all the teams--
Jubilee	Please, please, please let me on Paige's team --
Beast	This is an untenable situation, Scott--
Shadowcat	Wait, I thought you didn't need me anymore?
Sage	Why am I even here?
Cyclops	Listen once because this will be the only time I say this. No adjustments will be made to the team assignments. Period!

— X-Men Vol 2 #157

Cyclops	I believe you people have something that belongs to us?
Gambit	Short li'l fella.
Jubilee	All adamantium and attitude. He's one of a kind. We'd like him back.
Beast	And don't forget our resident psionic Japanese-by-way-of-Britain ninja warrior. You can imagine how hard they are to replace!

— X-Men Vol 2 #7

Jubilee	Ya' mean somebody was actually desperate enough to become -- Mrs. Gambit?!
Bella Donna Boudreaux	Desp'rate?! Y'Don't even know the half of it, chile! An' de name is Bella Donna Boudreaux.

— X-Men Vol 2 #8

Jubilee	Show off! I was just about to do that!
Beast (McCoy)	I am certain.

— X-Men Vol 2 #9

Jubilee	So it'll be us versus a Sentinel? Cool.
Warpath	If I didn't know you pre-vampire, I'd blame Dracula for your insanity.

— X-Men Vol 3 #20

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