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Quotes by Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)

Quote1 I hope that you enjoy wasting your time, Sinister. Reed made a clone of my brother... and Doom wished to match the feat. But a clone of a god of thunder is very different thing from a god of chaos. Ironically, given time, Doom could have succeeded. The man's a sorcerer. That's why he couldn't be left with it. But you, Mister Sinister, creature of determinism? I'm made of things your philosophy will never comprehend. Quote2
--Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)
Quote1 A treacherous journey. A test of endurance. A dark, forgotten secret. A brand-new beginning. And, last but not least... a beloved brother. Ah, Thor. Sweet, simple Thor. Why can't I remember hating you? Five keys, forged by Odin for his other son... for the day he became worthy. Or learned to fake it... I have done your bidding, All-Mother. May I present, rescued from cold eons locked in lonely bondage... Gram. Sword of Sigurd, the first of our great heroes -- and a fitting weapon for... Loki: Agent of Asgard. So. What's next? Quote2
--Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)
Quote1 Blood, dear brother. The answer is always blood. Quote2
--Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)
Quote1 Oh, ugh. Is love really going to save us all? Quote2
--Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)
Quote1 You are Celestial madness made flesh. And at very long last... they've returned with the cure. Quote2
--Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)
Quote1 Nobody's doing this caper naked! Wade. Hologram the ugly off you. Remy. Siddown... and get a load of my bulletin board! Quote2
--Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)
Quote1 I am Loki, Prince of Asgard. The Lord of Lies... and the God of Stories. Are these my puppet masters? How dare you! Quote2
--Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)
Quote1 Damn me. Damn you all. Quote2
--Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)
Quote1 Um. Hello, the Avengers. We really have to stop meeting like this. Quote2
--Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)
Quote1 Let's have it out, then. The truth I've hidden from you both. The truth of who I am. I am the echo of a scream. I am the magpie who whispers. I am the crime that will not be forgiven. Quote2
--Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)
Quote1 I have a friend who believes in me. I have a brother whom I love. I am my own, and I will not sit long in any box built for me. These things are right. These things we'll keep. As for the rest... Let's tell a different story. Let's be something new. Quote2
--Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)
Quote1 I wouldn't say I felt guilty, exactly. I rarely do. But... Tonight, Asgard's oldest hero is in chains in the dungeons of Asgardia. Because of me. His only crime? Roaming free upon Midgard. In other words, today it's him... Tomorrow it's one of us. So tomorrow, I'm going into the deepest, darkest, dungeon-iest dungeon in all Asgardia-- To crack it wide open. Understand me. This is not a heist. A caper. This is a mission, and if you choose to accept it... You are my agents. So. Who's with me? Quote2
--Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)
Quote1 I quit. Quote2
--Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)
Quote1 For pureness of heart... is the greatest magic of all! Quote2
--Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)
Quote1 There's still that gravity. What people expect. But... birds feel gravity, too. And acrobats, and dancers. And they dive and swoop and tumble anyway. Loop the loop, walk the wire... do tricks. Nah. No more evil. Mischief, now. That's still got legs. Quote2
--Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)
Quote1 I may have been born in Jotunheim, but I was raised in Asgard. And yet I am neither Jotun nor God. Not truly. So what exactly does that make me? For many years I pondered that question before finally realizing the answer: I am... Loki. And a Loki isn't a slave to the whims of his ancestors. A Loki writes his own story. And since you've been dead for so very long, Father, I'll forgive you for not knowing... but my story has been rather fan-%#&#$-tastically good for quite a long damn while now. I'm not the same frightened child you used to swat aside like a fly. I am the Loki who just slaughtered your greatest warriors with nothing but words. So tell me, Father... are you going to continue wasting both our time with your trivial little tests... or would you like to see what a Loki can do to a Thor? Quote2
--Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)
Quote1 I can't believe I'm saying this... but I hope I didn't just witness the last act of Thor. You and I have a lot of work to do, Ms. Thunder. And believe me... this little war is nothing compared to the one that's just about to explode... in Asgard. Quote2
--Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)
Quote1 Ah, I see. Well then you've come to the right place, Dario Agger. I've made just these sorts of deals before. Allow me, if you will, to tell you a story. One that begins, long ago... in the age of the vikings. Quote2
--Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)
Quote1 I want a church. A big one. I miss the prayer. Gods, do I miss the prayer. Quote2
--Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)
Quote1 Basically, it's a creature that lurks out there, looking to get its teeth into fledging powerhouses like you. A tempting lure was waggled before your nose and you bit, Mr. Wiccan. Quote2
--Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)
Quote1 Why am I still alive?! This must be how it ends! Please, by all the Gods... Loki must die!!! Quote2
--Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)
Quote1 Oh. Oh, Squirrel Girl... I knew there was a reason Nancy kept you around. Squirrel-Head Loki in the house! Quote2
--Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)
Quote1 America, if I were your President, I'd have the guts to lie right to your face. And you'd love it. Quote2
--Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)
Quote1 Yes, of course I have followers. Worshipers. A religion. I thought I made this very clear. I am a god. Quote2
--Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)
Quote1 Why are you so surprised? Yes, I made an ad that lied about you. Why am I the only one being called on it? Quote2
--Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)
Quote1 You'll all still vote for me. You have no better option. Quote2
--Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)
Quote1 And bow to the audience. I made him see what he wanted to see, Hector. I've lost count of the times I've saved this hideous planet. Quote2
--Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'll leave you to what you do best. Quote2
--Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)
Quote1 Everything is part of my plan. Quote2
--Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)
Quote1 Oh, ugh. Is love really going to save us all? Quote2
--Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)
Quote1 In Odin's name, the threat of imminent death and/or torture does make you mortals incapable of taking a joke. Thank the nine realms you're pretty. Quote2
--Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)
Quote1 I hate you, inevitable horrible! Quote2
--Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)

Conversations with Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616)


Loki
Will one of you please tell me what is going on?!
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 1.6 Textless
Spider-Man
The Avengers have all gone loco, the X-Men have taken over New York, and every other hero on Earth has been shrunken to subatomic size and imprisoned.
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Spider-Man
So, you know, Tuesday.
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Avengers & X-Men: AXIS #6
Thor Odinson (Earth-616) from Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Master Edition Vol 1 14 0001
Thor
Sigurd. He still lives.
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Tyr
The legend of legends... alive!
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Fandral (Earth-616)
Frandal
The first hero. In the flesh!
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Volstagg
The blade of Bor!
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Loki
For reals.
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Ikol
"For reals". Oh woe.
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Exiled #1

Loki
What have I unleashed?
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Ikol
What we always have. Chaos. Good work.
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Journey into Mystery #642
Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-14412) from Loki Agent of Asgard Vol 1 1 001
King Loki
Nothing! Nothing's changed, carpet stain! Nothing that matters! They'll always hate you! You can change however they want and it'll never be enough! You'll always be a liar! The trickster! The villain! Never accepted! Never wanted! Never --
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Loki Agent of Asgard Vol 1 17 Textless
Loki
If you say so. So I probably shouldn't care what they think, then, should I? I mean, "King Loki"? Come on. Who wants to be king? I'm done with that. No more ego games. No more jealousy games and revenge games and "make me king" games. I don't need the whole of Asgard to love me --
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Loki: Agent of Asgard #16
Loki Agent of Asgard Vol 1 17 Textless
Loki
What's that smile for?
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Verity Willis (Earth-616) 001
Verity Willis
"Five years. Ten years." You think there's a future. It's not the end, is it?
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Loki Agent of Asgard Vol 1 17 Textless
Loki
I told you. You can't kill the stories. Lots survived, and lots will. The Silver Surfer's somewhere around here -- he doesn't need us peering over his shoulder, though. And there's a patchwork planet of fun off somewhere in its own little pocket -- but that's heaving with Lokis already. And Thors. And Doom. And if I'm honest... and sometimes I am... I need a break. So... let's skip ahead a bit. See what comes after. You coming, or what?
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Verity Willis
You're... joking...
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Loki Agent of Asgard Vol 1 17 Textless
Loki
Would I lie to you?
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Loki: Agent of Asgard #17
Queen of Angels (Earth-616) from Original Sin Vol 1 5.1 001
Queen of Angels
What? Well, where in Heven is... He...
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Loki Laufeyson (Earth-616) from Loki Agent of Asgard Vol 1 1 cover
Loki
Let's face it. I'm not going to get a better entrance line than that.
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Original Sin #5.2

Loki
Poor Ikol, what do you see in these children...?
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Ikol
I see evil.
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Loki
As do I. And I don't find it quite as refreshing as you probably do...
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Vengeance #4
Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616) from Young Avengers Vol 2 10 001
Loki
Basically, it's a creature that lurks out there, looking to get its teeth into fledging powerhouses like you. A tempting lure was waggled before your nose and you bit, Mr. Kaplan.
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Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616) from Young Avengers Vol 2 10 001
Loki
And in passing, as a pagan deity, I must say that is a terrible name. Are you even a wiccan?
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William Kaplan (Earth-616) from Young Avengers Vol 2 13 001
Wiccan
What should I do?
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Loki Laufeyson (Ikol) (Earth-616) from Young Avengers Vol 2 10 001
Loki
Well, I've got a list of suggestions for alternative pseudonyms you could peruse--
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William Kaplan (Earth-616) from Young Avengers Vol 2 13 001
Wiccan
Not about that!
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