Madcap (Earth-616)/Quotes

Home, home for the strange, where the queer and the cantalope play...

Something about me pushes people over that line, so they see life for what it really is-- A cosmic banana peel!

Here's my chance to appear in more than one measly comic this year.

We can't allow it to end here, Ghostie! No. This is the beginning of a beautiful relationship... no matter how much innocent blood must be spilled.

Do you believe in God?

When you get driven helplessly insane-- --you're really quiet about it. (...) "Snikt"? Whups! If you want me to say ouch, you have to warn me before you do something like that. Now that's funny. Hand it to you, most people I make loony, it lasts. What do you think it means? You think you're saner than most? Or already crazy?

♫ I'm singing through the pain! ♫ BOOP! ♫ I'm singing through the pain, something something, paint the town red! ♫ Feel my love! We would like everyone in New York to die -- the hard way. You get a weapon, and you get a weapon! So get out there and make people scared of Deadpool again!

The worst thing that ever happened to me was being trapped in your head.

I was a fool to think I could destroy you any better than you could.

When you get driven helplessly insane -- you're really quiet about it. (...) "Snikt"? Whups! If you want me to say ouch, you have to warn me before you do something like that. Now that's funny. Hand it to you, most people I make loony, it lasts. What do you think it means? You think you're saner than most? Or already crazy?