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Quotes by Maria Hill (Earth-616)

Quote1 The last thing our lead agent mentioned before we lost communication was a smell. Quote2
--Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Quote1 S.H.I.E.L.D. can't help a butcher like Novoty beat Hydra. But good old, lovable General Denz? Hero freedom fighter? Him we can drop a lot of bombs for. Quote2
--Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.. Lying to the entire world is in the job description. Right next to "some overtime required," which I would like to point out is a severe understatement. Quote2
--Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Quote1 Attention all personnel! This is Director Hill! Effective immediately Agent Natasha Romanoff, codename Black Widow -- is to be considered an enemy of S.H.I.E.L.D.! She is to be stopped at any cost! Quote2
--Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Quote1 Oh, God. I want a complete media blackout on this. If even one blogger reports this from his mother's basement, I'll transfer whoever talked to Antarctica to guard penguins. Understood? Quote2
--Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Quote1 You're saying -- whatever this is that you think you have -- it could bring down Steve Rogers -- Quote2
--Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Quote1 So that guy was creepy, right? Quote2
--Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Quote1 This is S.H.I.E.L.D. Director Maria Hill! All hands -- Code Cyclone 99. Abandon the building immediately. I repeat, all hands, evacuate the Triskelion immediately! Quote2
--Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Quote1 I had an interesting interaction with an old friend of yours. Quote2
--Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Quote1 I have to tell you, from the sound of her, I find myself pretty scared of Momma. Quote2
--Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Quote1 1982 called, Magnum. It wants to know where you parked the Ferarri. [sic] Quote2
--Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Quote1 By the way, Director Stark... Sub-director Dugan and I have a little bet going about how long it'll be before you assume direct operational control of this mission. Quote2
--Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Quote1 If I have something to answer for, I want to face it. If I can make good, I will. And if it's my enemies list coming to get me, I want to know who and where and when. So, I'm here. Help me. Will you? Quote2
--Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Quote1 I'm the director of S.H.I.E.L.D.. Lying to the entire world is in the job description. Right next to "some overtime required," which I would like to point out is a severe understatement. Quote2
--Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Quote1 Avengers Assemble! $%#@!! Quote2
--Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Quote1 You should have this job. And wouldn't that piss off all the right people. Quote2
--Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Quote1 If we know what's coming next... we have a duty to stop it. Quote2
--Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Quote1 It's the American Dream. Tidy homes... friendly neighbors... a vibrant main street, and best of all-- no crime. Pleasant Hill is the perfect small town, the best place on Earth. Trust me-- We're like a @#$% Rockwell painting over here. Quote2
--Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Quote1 Hack? Is this 1998? Just get me in there. Quote2
--Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Quote1 ... Fine. Rhodey, Barton... I am okay with you going. The operation will have to change anyway, and radically so. But before that happens, I have one more thing to say. Reverie. Quote2
--Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Quote1 I may not be able to arrest you, Johnson, and I may not be able to hold you-- But at least I can tell you to get the hell off my ship. Quote2
--Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Quote1 Rules? This is the Secret Avengers. There are no rules. Quote2
--Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Quote1 I hired M.O.D.O.K. some time ago. I kept it secret. I had my reasons. It's time you find out what those reasons are. Quote2
--Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Quote1 There's a reality-warping Cosmic Cube with the mind of a four-year-old girl running around with super criminals and an unstable assassin! Quote2
--Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Quote1 Time to start taking this all very seriously. Quote2
--Maria Hill (Earth-616)

Conversations with Maria Hill (Earth-616)

All-New X-Men Vol 1 41 Textless
Marvel Girl
But here's the problem, Miss Hill... Why couldn't these Utopians live there?
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Cyclops05n
Cyclops
Why were they under attack?
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Henry McCoy (Earth-TRN240) from All-New X-Men Vol 2 8 002
Beast
Why after all we have been through is no mutant safe from attack?
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Legendary Star-Lord Vol 1 9 page 5
Angel
How come the Avengers can set up shop anywhere they want and everyone is cool with it?
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Death of Wolverine The Logan Legacy Vol 1 2 Textless
X-23
But mutants... With mutants it's always hit first, ask questions latter.
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All-New X-Men Vol 1 31 Textless
Iceman
It's enough to make people a little paranoid, yeah?
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Phillip Coulson (Earth-616)
Phil Coulson
They were lying.
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Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Maria Hill
Not about the last part.
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All-New X-Men #41
Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Maria Hill
Exactly where were all of you three hours ago?
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Black Widow Vol 6 12 Textless
Black Widow
I was doing my nails, you?
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Captain Marvel Vol 8 1 Textless
Captain Marvel
Working out.
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Isabel Kane (Earth-616) from Avengers Vol 5 5 cover
Smasher
Also working out.
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Thor Odinson (Earth-616) from Uncanny Avengers Vol 1 1 Pichelli Variant cover
Thor
Drinking.
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Anthony Stark (Earth-616) from Iron Man Vol 5 16 001
Iron Man
Having my nails done.
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Avengers Vol 5 #26
Samuel Guthrie (Earth-616) from Avengers World Vol 1 21 001
Sam Guthrie
We're in.
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Bobby da Costa
Of course we are. But, Director Hill, one thing-- If we really are going to the future... We're gonna have to hear the words. With some conviction.
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Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Maria Hill
>Sigh< Fine. "It's your kids, Marty. Something's gotta be done about your kids."
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Avengers World #9
Black Widow Vol 6 12 Textless
Black Widow
They said "Chaos would fall like rain."
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Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Maria Hill
It's raining, Natasha. And I can't put S.H.I.E.L.D. on this, not officially.
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Black Widow Vol 6 12 Textless
Black Widow
This is a complicated web, Maria. We're tangled in it.
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Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Maria Hill
Then I suppose we'll continue to need a spider who can navigate the threads. You're the only person I can trust right now.
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Black Widow Vol 5 #6

Blade
Wolverine?
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Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Maria Hill
Have you two met?
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Blade
Sure. A bunch of times over at the super hero clubhouse. He bakes cookies...
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Blade Vol 5 #5
Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Maria Hill
I need him back alive. But I'll pay triple your standard rate.
And S.H.I.E.L.D. will help you get whatever you need out of his hand.
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Elektra Vol 2 26 Textless
Elektra
Agreed. But the Hand? I will destroy the Hand for free.
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Elektra Vol 3 #8
Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Maria Hill
I'd get prepared if I were you.
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Reed Richards (Earth-616) from Fantastic Four Vol 5 1 001
Mr. Fantastic
For what, exactly?
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Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Maria Hill
Your day in court.
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Fantastic Four Vol 5 #4
Matthew Murdock (Earth-616)
Daredevil (Matt Murdock)
I'll get him.
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Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Maria Hill
Wait! It's black as pitch down there! Let's at least arrage some light-- For you. Oh.
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Matthew Murdock (Earth-616)
Daredevil (Matt Murdock)
You are adorable.
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Indestructible Hulk #9
Hawkeye Vol 4 1 Granov Variant Textless
Hawkeye
Hold on. I remember you. The Leviathan thing. Marcus, right? Marcus --
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Maria Hill (Earth-616)
Maria Hill
Nick Fury, his name is Nick Fury now.
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Hawkeye Vol 4 1 Granov Variant Textless
Hawkeye
Really? Because I seem to remember Nick Fury being --
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Secret Avengers Vol 2 #1

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