Mary Jane Watson (Earth-616)/Quotes

Face it tiger... you just hit the jackpot!

Three living, breathing males to one gal, eh? Where has this place been all my life?

Eat your heart out, Gwendolyn! This time little Mary Jane's in the spotlight!

Wow, Gwendy... you sure can pick 'em! He's either a masked menace... or a psycho case! Take your pick!

I'm nobody's girl but my own -- and that's the way I like it!

Listen, this is getting too heavy. Let's leave it for some other time, okay? I need some sleep. I'll think about Petey tomorrow. Yeah, like Scarlett O'Hara said... tomorrow is another day!

Danger is my middle name. I have it monogrammed on all of my towels.

Uh... I'm Mary Jane Watson. Have I let myself in at the wrong time, Petey?

Looks like you've been keeping busy while I was gone, Tiger!

Serious? Me? Don't be silly! You know me--I'm never serious about anything... never.

Pete, do you know how hard it is to love somebody who's just asking to get their head bashed in?

Oh, sure, she had a couple of outstanding attributes, if you like that sort of thing.

Peter! I saw you on T.V. ... Saving those people... I was frightened for you, but you were wonderful!

New York is my home. My friends are here. My career is, too. I don't know if I could give all that up. Even to make a dream come true.

Bottom line, Sweetheart we have to help and protect each other. As best we can. After all- That's what being in love is all about.

I took a risk the day I decided to meet you. I choose life over fear. I chose today over yesterday and left tomorrow to tomorrow.

Congratulations, Tiger! You hit another jackpot! You're about to become a father! We're having a baby!

You're not going to kill me Kaine... you won't even hurt me. You can't. Not if all you've told me is true. If you are a clone of Peter Parker's... then deep down, you're as good as he is. Being a clone doesn't make you... or my husband... any less of a man. You're alive! Where and how you were born into this world just doesn't matter. Peter...my Peter... has always done the right thing... has defined himself by his actions.. not by whether he was born or cloned. He has lived a valuable life for the past five years I've known him. And now I'm carrying his child... I'm not going to let him throw away the life we've shared together. Peter is a person... and so are you! Prove yourself, Kaine! By your actions! Don't let Ben be killed! Don't let the Jackal kill anymore! Do what Peter would do! Do the right thing. You have the Power... now accept the responsibility!

Don't use our baby as an excuse, Peter! If it really about me or the baby, than you wouldn't be putting that mask on again!

Mr. Parker! I'll say this once! You are not taking one step out of this hospital until the doctor says you can! And is there something you find humorous, Mr. Reilly..?!?

He's science-geek Peter Parker. He's a laughing joking adventurer. He's the boy next door. He's a hero who saved the city.

Peter... N-Normie-- --Normie Osborn's been kidnapped!

When you put on that costume, you're no longer the amazing web-slinger, the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man! You are Spider-Man... wanted felon.

Mr. Parker... Would you mind if I showed you just how much I appreciate your being the most sensitive, understanding, and caring husband in the world..?

Okay, MJ, calm yourself. He's your husband... ...you love him... ...and it's time you talked to him. Time for the mind games... the secrets... to end. Time to tell Peter everything! About the obscene phone calls... about how I've been hiding them from him...

He should be here with me! There is so much I've got to tell him! About the phone calls, the messages... about it all. I thought they were about-- --but they've been about me! And now Peter is going to be targeted... in danger! I can't believe how rude I've been to him, but then again he -- I'm so confused! So scared!

Being married to Spider-Man is worse than being married to a policeman. At least a policeman's wife would get a call in the middle of night. I'm just too young... ...and not in the mood.

Face it, tiger... you just hit the jackpot!

Don't worry about me, baby-- I got all these virile young men to protect me. 'Sides, if anything goes wrong I can always call for the Kiwi Kid.

He always tries to protect me. It's what he DOES. He doesn't understand. It's not that I don't want to be protected, because sometimes I do. But sometimes I want to protect HIM, and I can't do that when he's too busy protecting ME. When he's keeping secrets. But I have to respect his secrets. Because that's what I do. I keep people's secrets.

Go get him, Tiger. Kick his ass. Kick it HARD.

I love you, Peter Parker. You're an amazing man.

Hummm, you know, Sarah was right, you do kiss like a brother.

You don't have a vaunted healing factor.

All those women you mentioned... you, Jessica, Storm... you're all super-powered. I don't have that to lean on.

Maybe the rest of the world thinks marriage is something to do between other marriages, but it means something to me. You're my partner and my husband and I love you. This is our life.

Whoever she is...she better be good to you. Or she'll have to answer to me.

Arrogant, impulsive, inappropriate, mercenary... ...she's exactly how I remember her.

Hope Peter's thing is going better than this.

Oh come on -- I can't believe you just jinxed us like that, Tiger.

So why don't you play the role?!

Is that a "Yes," then, on me playing Spidey?

I just wanted to say how proud I am of you, Quentin. Truly.

I'd like to report a murder. Is that what I'm supposed to say?

Let's be clear here, Norman. The only reason I am doing any of this is because I know Peter is in danger. I can feel that in my bones--and Harry, despite whatever he's done--is my friend. I want to help him. Because I know whatever he's become, it's because of what you did to him. What you did to all of us, you walking poison. So don't think even a single thing I do here constitutes forgiveness, or even tolerance, of you. I don't buy this act for a second. You know why? Peter has all these... villains. Most of them are just ignored, angry failure-to-launch types who put on a costume to make the world think they're something scarier than they are. But not you, Norman. Like I said, I'm an actress. I know when someone's putting on a show. You've always been the monster. The goblin is the real you. That skin is just how you hide in plain sight.

Peter... at some point, you're gonna have to stop for five minutes and process everything that's happened. You know that, right?

Someday, Peter Parker, you're going to learn how to rest. If you don't, it's going to kill you.

Dammit, Peter, this isn't about you! It's about responsibility. I thought you'd understand that.

Time to show these power-hungry megalomaniacs who they're dealing with.

Felicia said to leave it alone... but I know there's something she's not telling me. Because while fear is a monster that forces most people into hiding, it's always motivated Felicia. Pushed her to run even faster. Fight back harder. So if this blackmailer's got Felicia hiding under her bed... it can't be because she's worried about her own safety. It's because there's someone else in the picture. Someone she's trying to protect.

You deserve better. You deserve someone who looks after you. The way you've always looked out for everyone else. For me. There are people out there who will put you first. We're here, choosing you. All you've got to do is be brave enough to choose us back.

We're not an it, we're not a monster...and we're definitely not just another symbiote. We're Venom. Don't wear it out.