Mojo (Mojoverse)/Quotes

I see now that Longshot, that rebel slave, must be found before he returns home to tell all the slaves about this race. Why, they'd all probably feel like they were real... and rise up and rebel... it would be... inconvenient. Pity, Spiral, that you received six arms. Makes you still not quite right. Still a freak, eh?

Bedee-Bedee-Bedee--th-that's all folks! But I'll be back!

Comes of having spines. Standing erect gives 'em airs above their station...

We're going on the air live with this one!

I told you not to touch that dial!

Hello babies!!! Welcome to the show!!!

You dare stay silent when addressed by Mojo? Domo, have these men all melted into paste and slathered on my hindquarters!

Are we having fun or what? One down! And so many more to go! We're just getting started! Come here, X-Men! Let's go for a clean sweep!

Now, now... I know what you're thinking... "They'd never kill their golden geese." "These guys are big sellers! They'd never take them off the table!" Wrong! Just look at all these examples!!!

Where did my X-Men go?

All right, lovebirds... that's lights, camera and action!

I hate you! Over and over and over again! No matter what I do we get the same story! The find each other, they fall in love... and then she murders him! I want a love story, not a tragedy!!!

So I've found better X-Men. More marginalized ones--ones who will be real heroes and fall in line because they're so happy for the opportunity and extremely oppressed and x-tremely easy to control. I call them...The Morally Superior X-Men...because everyone has finally realized that what you watch is who you are. So you better watch good people doing good things so you can also be one!!!

That time bubble is almost working too well...those kids are already in their mid-thirties, which means Jubilee is, like, soooo old...

Well, at least you didn't put Firestar in it.

Self-righteous attitude, powers and a lame wannabe outfit. I know an X-Man when I see one. Where'd they dig you up?

Oh Wolverine, I had hoped you knew better... mutants love to be abused.

72,000 channels and nothing on worth watching... y'think there might be something on mojo-tivo or the spineless spice channel?

You know, I tell him constantly not to call me "Grandpa" at work. Nepotism works best when it's simply implied!