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I used to be called Niels, but if my master can call himself after our accident, Speedball I can be Hairball.
-- Niels (Earth-97161)
Hey, guys! Should we be fighting these animals? I mean, what if they're being mind-controlled by Foom?
Listen, bub, they're only animals--They don't know any better.
Oh, please. They're only humans--They don't know any better.
Avengers vs. Pet Avengers #3
It is too difficult for you to say, little one.
Well, then. I'll make up a name for you. I'll call you... Hairball
Dummy, you can't call him Hairball! That's my name!
Oh, okay. How about Hairball 2?
You are so stupid! No one's going to call him Hairball 2! You're just--
So, Hairball 2, How do you--
Oh, come on! I hate that stupid dog.
Lockjaw and the Pet Avengers Unleashed #3
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