Niels (Earth-97161)/Quotes

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Quotes by Niels (Earth-97161)

I used to be called Niels, but if my master can call himself Speedball after our accident, I can be Hairball.

--Niels (Earth-97161)

Conversations with Niels (Earth-97161)

Ms. Lion	...But what's your name?
Yeti	It is too difficult for you to say, little one.
Ms. Lion	Well, then. I'll make up a name for you. I'll call you...Hairball
Hairball	Dummy, you can't call him Hairball! That's my name!
Ms. Lion	Oh, okay. How about Hairball 2?
Hairball	You are so stupid! No one's going to call him Hairball 2! You're just--
Zabu	So, Hairball 2, How do you--
Hairball	Oh, come on! I hate that stupid dog.

— Lockjaw and the Pet Avengers Unleashed #3

Hawkeye	Hey, guys! Should we be fighting these animals? I mean, what if they're being mind-controlled by Foom?
Wolverine	Listen, bub, they're only animals--They don't know any better.
Ms. Lion	Um, guys, that's Spider-Man. He's my owner's nephew. Should we be fighting them? Do they know what they're doing?
Hairball	Oh, please. They're only humans--They don't know any better.

— Avengers vs. Pet Avengers #3

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