Noah Sterling/Quotes

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TL;DR Don't be a dead-beat dad. Raise your kids.

—Marvel TL;DR Season 2 1

TL;DR With great power there must also come great responsibility. Obviously

—Marvel TL;DR Season 2 2

TL;DR Get back at your enemies by selling pictures of yourself.

—Marvel TL;DR Season 2 3

TL;DR Kung-Fu and Super-Science don't mix.

—Marvel TL;DR Season 2 4

TL;DR Treat others the way you want to be treated. Especially when it comes to sticking sharp pieces of metal in them.

—Marvel TL;DR Season 2 5

TL;DR star-crossed lovers don't win. I mean, you know how it is, one second you think you found the girl of your dreams, and the next second she's just torn away from you! There's no point getting attached to anyone because you'll just have your heart broken when her city is moved to another dimension, or- or when she moves across the country for her masters degree and breaks up with you over text message! But it's fine, who needs love anyway?

—Marvel TL;DR Season 2 6

TL;DR Whatever they pay evil henchmen in the Marvel Universe, it's never enough.

—Marvel TL;DR Season 2 7

TL;DR If you're going to be a super hero, goooood luck trying to have a tragedy-free love life.

—Marvel TL;DR Season 2 8

TL;DR Maybe pick on a super hero who doesn't have a super advanced military to back them up. What's Spider-Man been up to lately? Oh, he has his own giant tech company now? Really?

—Marvel TL;DR Season 2 9

TL;DR Don't make the Hulk angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

—Marvel TL;DR Season 2 10

TL;DR Remember kids, just say no to being possessed by almighty destroyer-birds from space!

—Marvel TL;DR Season 2 11

TL;DR their parents can definitely beat up your parents.

—Marvel TL;DR Season 2 13

TL;DR Y'know, this all could've been avoided if Thanos just channeled his angst into a punk band... like every normal "edgy" teenager.

—Marvel TL;DR Season 3 1

TL;DR If you're the only super hero in an alternate universe who has their own comic book... ...Every problem is your problem.

—Marvel TL;DR Season 3 3

TL;DR Always wear your helmet when you skateboard and when you fight evil aliens in space.

—Marvel TL;DR Season 3 4

TL;DR Being a Herald to Galactus is like being a millennial. At best, you get to work for an all-consuming giant entity. At worst, you end up stranded with a lot of un-employable skills.

—Marvel TL;DR Season 3 5

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