FANDOM


Marvel Logo
This page contains a listing of all notable quotes by or about Noah Sterling.

It may not be the definitive list, so please add any important quotations that may be missing, ensuring to cite the original source.
Pages with a quote from this character will automatically be added here along with the quote.

(This template will categorize articles that include it into Category:Quotes.)

Quotes by Noah Sterling

Quote1 TL;DR Don't be a dead-beat dad. Raise your kids. Quote2
--Noah Sterling
Quote1 TL;DR Don't make the Hulk angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry. Quote2
--Noah Sterling
Quote1 TL;DR Remember kids, just say no to being possessed by almighty destroyer-birds from space! Quote2
--Noah Sterling
Quote1 TL;DR their parents can definitely beat up your parents. Quote2
--Noah Sterling
Quote1 TL;DR With great power there must also come great responsibility. Obviously Quote2
--Noah Sterling
Quote1 TL;DR Get back at your enemies by selling pictures of yourself. Quote2
--Noah Sterling
Quote1 TL;DR Kung-Fu and Super-Science don't mix. Quote2
--Noah Sterling
Quote1 TL;DR Treat others the way you want to be treated. Especially when it comes to sticking sharp pieces of metal in them. Quote2
--Noah Sterling
Quote1 TL;DR star-crossed lovers don't win. I mean, you know how it is, one second you think you found the girl of your dreams, and the next second she's just torn away from you! There's no point getting attached to anyone because you'll just have your heart broken when her city is moved to another dimension, or- or when she moves across the country for her masters degree and breaks up with you over text message! But it's fine, who needs love anyway? Quote2
--Noah Sterling
Quote1 TL;DR Whatever they pay evil henchmen in the Marvel Universe, it's never enough. Quote2
--Noah Sterling
Quote1 TL;DR If you're going to be a super hero, goooood luck trying to have a tragedy-free love life. Quote2
--Noah Sterling
Quote1 TL;DR Maybe pick on a super hero who doesn't have a super advanced military to back them up. What's Spider-Man been up to lately? Oh, he has his own giant tech company now? Really? Quote2
--Noah Sterling
Quote1 TL;DR Y'know, this all could've been avoided if Thanos just channeled his angst into a punk band... like every normal "edgy" teenager. Quote2
--Noah Sterling
Quote1 TL;DR If you're the only super hero in an alternate universe who has their own comic book... ...Every problem is your problem Quote2
--Noah Sterling
Quote1 TL;DR Always wear your helmet when you skateboard and when you fight evil aliens in space. Quote2
--Noah Sterling
Quote1 TL;DR Being a Herald to Galactus is like being a millennial. At best, you get to work for an all-consuming giant entity. At worst, you end up stranded with a lot of un-employable skills. Quote2
--Noah Sterling

All items (16)

Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.

Bring Your Marvel Movies Together