Patricia Walker (Earth-616)/Quotes

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Quotes by Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

The Avengers aren't that easily beaten -- and you and your "Dread Master" Daboia can take that to the bank!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

The Beast owes me and I plan to collect!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Turn around gentlemen and meet -- The Hellcat!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

As took my housekeeper and surrogate mother, Dolly Donahue, to convince me that I had the courage to find out the truth; to see, once and for all, if the man who walked out on mom and me those years ago... was the devil himself.

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Gosh! If the Red Guardian's really gone bad, then maybe my ex-hubby, Buzz, was right after all about Communists!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

They've all been reprinted a dozen times of course. A fantasy life for me--all dreamed up by mom! She had very specific ideas about my future, especially after dad died. Sometimes I felt she couldn't tell the difference between me-- and the fictional Patsy in the magazines.

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Cheese and Crackers! That was too close! If I were a guy I'd have just been neutered!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

I pretend to be the same as always because it's all I have to hang onto -- but it's a lie! You don't understand what I've been through Hedy! I killed myself! I hated my life so much I killed msyelf! And then I went to Hell! And then I came back! To life! To Centerville! And Hedy -- I don't see any difference!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

You're not the Son of Satan. You're the son of Satannish.

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Come on! Haven't you always wanted to punch Einstein in the face? ... Do you guys have Oppenheimer? ... Come on, She-Hulk! Dibs on the bomb-maker!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

"Thanks for calling"? Well, I was going to take you out for lunch, but then you gave me "Thanks for calling" so --

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Enjoy watching your weird baking videos!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Come on! Haven't you always wanted to punch Einstein in the face? ... Do you guys have Oppenheimer? ... Come on, She-Hulk! Dibs on the bomb-maker!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Turn around gentlemen and meet -- The Hellcat!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Hi, there! Welcome to the wonderful world of fashion! I'm so glad you bought my exciting new book! I've spent the whole year putting it together...and I did it just for you!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Felicia? Normally I'd say money or material goods, but this time I just don't know.

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Yes, okay, I may have underestimated her.

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

...I think I get it. I'm done running. I'm ready to be a hero again.

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

So why show up here? Why now? If you can track me down with a hashtag, you could've found my number.

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Still, I gotta hand it to you, pal -- that is the nastiest power I've ever seen. Or, okay, at least the third nastiest.

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

It's like I told Jen before... all this. I've done my part. I've Avenged and Defended. I just wanted to lie low for a while and get my life back on track.

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

I'd like to see your angriest ursines, please.

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Fine. Let's get on with it. Give me a new name but that is the limit of my tribal initiation tolerance. Got it? [Double clawed cat full of red Hell fire--] Close. [with her head against the wind and comes not quietly from the great sea road] Like I'm going to remember that.

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

'Lie by the grave,' the woman said. Thank Heavens for homonyms! Right, all you demons. I'm doing this my way. My real name's Patsy Walker and I was insanely popular in high school. And I get everything I ask for and some things I don't. And I always wanted to be a super hero. And everybody loves me.

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Good gravy, Pete. You two are the poster children for premarital counseling!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

What is your problem? Why don't you like me?! What have I ever done to you? I mean... that couldn't be fixed with the massive application of a massive forest fire, a desiccated corpse and a little cooperation.

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Well, one good thing... they didn't embarrass us with too much flattery!!!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

The boys must be infatuated with Trudy and Tessie because they're studying to be in show business! You know how glamorous actresses seem to other people! So, here's my idea...

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Oh no! I don't see Buzz! There's no one here, except *gulp* that foreign looking boy!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

The gang'll be here soon! Gosh, I wonder what life will be like for me when I'm an adult...? I wonder if I'll be a career girl...perhaps working in a glamorous office...or perhaps I'll continue my education and go to college...or, for all I know...marriage may even beckon...*sign*

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

I just love my job as a junior clerk...I've a handsome boss..insteresting work! Nothing could spoil things now!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Look! It's time for the best-dressed girl contest this year!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Oh, Buzz! It's the most beautiful engagement ring...

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Now that I've graduated high school, I've got to select the right college to attend! I simply can't wait to begin my college career! I'm thrilled to pieces!''

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Oh, Buzz--I'm so happy! I still can't believe we're really together!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

I trusted you, Mack, and you failed me! Just when I thought I had won your heart!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Hedy Wolfe!! How can you speak about Nancy that way? It just isn't fair!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Everything is so big and fabulous in New York I...I can really feel my problem growing smaller!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

I can't bear it! My darling Buzz lies upstairs wounded... And they won't let me see him! I've got to get to him! I've beem a fool for months, but now I can see things clearly and I must tell him...I love him!!!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Buzz, my darling! You can't leave me now...I couldn't bear losing you again!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

What's come over me? I want to stop kissing you, Al...but I can't...I can't...! Oh Buzz....Buzz! How can you forgive me? It's you I love, and always will...and yet, I've let another man kiss me! Why Buzz--Why??

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Oh, mother, have you read this heart-rending story--"A Broken Life"?

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Today Buzz gave me his school ring! That means we're practically engaged!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Buzz Baxter! This is no time for playing games!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Don't you remember? The contest' Nan and I entered...for the best essay on 'Why we want to visit New York!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

''Buzz Baxter! When I told you I couldn't go out with you tonight on account of a headache, I didn't except to find you out with Hedy Wolfe!''

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

But, Buzz...if it doesn't stop snowing soon, we'll never get to ski!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

I'll bet Hedy is the most spoiled gal in America!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Wrong number? That's what you think, fella!!!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

"Miss Chic will award Fashion's monthly prize to the teen-ager who has done the most for fashion! This month the prize goes to..." ULP!''

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

If only I hadn't come... That girl two rows back has a dress just like mine!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Hedy and Nan will get the surprise of their lives when they see me disguised as Mille the Model!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Pardon me, but doesn't it hurt your social life, and your chances for marriage, to become a student nurse?

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

I'm utterly bored with my hair style! I'd love to change it!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Oh, yes, isn't it exciting? Hedy and I are thinking of rooming together!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

If he kisses me, I'll know the truth, at last!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Yes! Isn't it amazing how it all came about so quickly? A few days after Mr. Morris of the New York Star hired us, he stopped by to see us again...

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

You were absolutely correct when you predicted that Cord would become a star, Hedy! Golly, doesn't hin name look great up there in lights?

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

C'mon, Hedy...We have a story to write! And what a story!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Oh well...You can't win 'em all!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Well! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a sneaky female!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

How exciting! A prize for the couple doing the best cha-cha!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Hedy, wait up! I've got the most fabulous news!

--Patricia Walker (Earth-616)

Hedy, do you remember the first time we met?