Patricia Walker (Earth-616)/Quotes

Oh, mother, have you read this heart-rending story--"A Broken Life"?

Today Buzz gave me his school ring! That means we're practically engaged!

Buzz Baxter! This is no time for playing games!

Don't you remember? The contest Nan and I entered...for the best essay on 'Why we want to visit New York!'

Buzz Baxter! When I told you I couldn't go out with you tonight on account of a headache, I didn't except to find you out with Hedy Wolfe!

But, Buzz...if it doesn't stop snowing soon, we'll never get to ski!

Oh well...You can't win 'em all!

I'll bet Hedy is the most spoiled gal in America!

Well! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a sneaky female!

Wrong number? That's what you think, fella!!!

"Miss Chic will award Fashion's monthly prize to the teen-ager who has done the most for fashion! This month the prize goes to..." ULP!

How exciting! A prize for the couple doing the best cha-cha!

If only I hadn't come... That girl two rows back has a dress just like mine!

Hedy, wait up! I've got the most fabulous news!

Hedy and Nan will get the surprise of their lives when they see me disguised as Mille the Model!

Hedy, do you remember the first time we met?

Pardon me, but doesn't it hurt your social life, and your chances for marriage, to become a student nurse?

Well, one good thing... they didn't embarrass us with too much flattery!!!

The boys must be infatuated with Trudy and Tessie because they're studying to be in show business! You know how glamorous actresses seem to other people! So, here's my idea...

Gosh, Hedy, isn't it fun to do the Chaleston??

I'm utterly bored with my hair style! I'd love to change it!

Girls, guess who's in town? Frederick Fabrik, the famous fashion designer! Isn't that exciting?

Oh no! I don't see Buzz! There's no one here, except *gulp* that foreign looking boy!

The gang'll be here soon! Gosh, I wonder what life will be like for me when I'm an adult...? I wonder if I'll be a career girl...perhaps working in a glamorous office...or perhaps I'll continue my education and go to college...or, for all I know...marriage may even beckon...*sign*

Won't it be thrilling to spend the whole day here? What a wonderful idea this was!

I just love my job as a junior clerk...I've a handsome boss..insteresting work! Nothing could spoil things now!

Look! It's time for the best-dressed girl contest this year!

Oh, Buzz! It's the most beautiful engagement ring...

--My grades have been so good that I expect to be chosen class valedictorian!

Now that I've graduated high school, I've got to select the right college to attend! I simply can't wait to begin my college career! I'm thrilled to pieces!

Oh, Buzz--I'm so happy! I still can't believe we're really together!

I trusted you, Mack, and you failed me! Just when I thought I had won your heart!

Buzz dear, what I'm trying to say is, I'm Engaged!

How did it happen? Suddenly, without any warning, I've lost the one I love to Hedy!

Hedy Wolfe!! How can you speak about Nancy that way? It just isn't fair!

Oh, yes, isn't it exciting? Hedy and I are thinking of rooming together!

Everything is so big and fabulous in New York I...I can really feel my problem growing smaller!

I can't bear it! My darling Buzz lies upstairs wounded... And they won't let me see him! I've got to get to him! I've beem a fool for months, but now I can see things clearly and I must tell him...I love him!!!

If he kisses me, I'll know the truth, at last!

Buzz, my darling! You can't leave me now...I couldn't bear losing you again!

What's come over me? I want to stop kissing you, Al...but I can't...I can't...! Oh Buzz....Buzz! How can you forgive me? It's you I love, and always will...and yet, I've let another man kiss me! Why Buzz--Why??

Hi, there! Welcome to the wonderful world of fashion! I'm so glad you bought my exciting new book! I've spent the whole year putting it together...and I did it just for you!

Yes! Isn't it amazing how it all came about so quickly? A few days after Mr. Morris of the New York Star hired us, he stopped by to see us again...

You were absolutely correct when you predicted that Cord would become a star, Hedy! Golly, doesn't his name look great up there in lights?

C'mon, Hedy...We have a story to write! And what a story!

The Beast owes me and I plan to collect!

Turn around gentlemen and meet -- The Hellcat!

Gosh! If the Red Guardian's really gone bad, then maybe my ex-hubby, Buzz, was right after all about Communists!

They've all been reprinted a dozen times of course. A fantasy life for me--all dreamed up by mom! She had very specific ideas about my future, especially after dad died. Sometimes I felt she couldn't tell the difference between me-- and the fictional Patsy in the magazines.

It took my housekeeper and surrogate mother, Dolly Donahue, to convince me that I had the courage to find out the truth; to see, once and for all, if the man who walked out on mom and me those years ago... was the devil himself.

The Avengers aren't that easily beaten -- and you and your "Dread Master" Daboia can take that to the bank!

I pretend to be the same as always because it's all I have to hang onto -- but it's a lie! You don't understand what I've been through Hedy! I killed myself! I hated my life so much I killed msyelf! And then I went to Hell! And then I came back! To life! To Centerville! And Hedy -- I don't see any difference!

You're not the Son of Satan. You're the son of Satannish.

Cheese and Crackers! That was too close! If I were a guy I'd have just been neutered!

I'd like to see your angriest ursines, please.

Fine. Let's get on with it. Give me a new name but that is the limit of my tribal initiation tolerance. Got it? [Double clawed cat full of red Hell fire--] Close. [with her head against the wind and comes not quietly from the great sea road] Like I'm going to remember that.

'Lie by the grave,' the woman said. Thank Heavens for homonyms! Right, all you demons. I'm doing this my way. My real name's Patsy Walker and I was insanely popular in high school. And I get everything I ask for and some things I don't. And I always wanted to be a super hero. And everybody loves me.

Good gravy, Pete. You two are the poster children for premarital counseling!

What is your problem? Why don't you like me?! What have I ever done to you? I mean... that couldn't be fixed with the massive application of a massive forest fire, a desiccated corpse and a little cooperation.

Come on! Haven't you always wanted to punch Einstein in the face? ... Do you guys have Oppenheimer? ... Come on, She-Hulk! Dibs on the bomb-maker!

No, it's not him. Can't you tell it? Can't you smell it? Only one person smells like this. That's Deadpool.

So why show up here? Why now? If you can track me down with a hashtag, you could've found my number.

Still, I gotta hand it to you, pal -- that is the nastiest power I've ever seen. Or, okay, at least the third nastiest.

It's like I told Jen before... all this. I've done my part. I've Avenged and Defended. I just wanted to lie low for a while and get my life back on track.

Felicia? Normally I'd say money or material goods, but this time I just don't know.

Yes, okay, I may have underestimated her.

"Thanks for calling"? Well, I was going to take you out for lunch, but then you gave me "Thanks for calling" so --

...I think I get it. I'm done running. I'm ready to be a hero again.

Enjoy watching your weird baking videos!

Oh, Dad! Chad Collins is the most!

Okay. Fine. Yes. I will check out the attic and the strange growling noise.

Am I good? Or am I bad?

No more of this... War stories and pep talks. No more "Chin up, airman." We came here to have fun. We're supposed to be obliterating reality with hijinks... We should be dancing. No one has to tell you to keep your chin up when you're dancing -- it's already up!

Come on! Haven't you always wanted to punch Einstein in the face? ... Do you guys have Oppenheimer? ... Come on, She-Hulk! Dibs on the bomb-maker!

Turn around gentlemen and meet -- The Hellcat!