Peter Parker (Earth-12041)/Quotes

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Quotes by Peter Parker (Earth-12041)

Wizard, master of high-tech gadgets.

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These guys are bad news. Wizard, master of high-tech gadgets. Klaw, the villain made of living sound. Thundra, ruthless warrior woman from an alternate future timeline... Don't ask. And the Trapster, oh, wait, already cut him.

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Oh, and did I forget to mention Agents Fitz and Simmons--two of the greatest S.H.I.E.L.D. techs of all time--are helping upgrade the Triskelion?

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Oh, and did I forget to mention Agents Fitz and Simmons--two of the greatest S.H.I.E.L.D. techs of all time--are helping upgrade the Triskelion?

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Ya'know I once had a cute Dog named Ms. Lion who...

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It took me a while to realize it, but I couldn't have become the Ultimate Spider-Man, until I learned how to be the Ultimate Peter Parker.

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UGH! Is that Spiral? Didn't you only use swords? Swords are cool. But I hate shooting games... so violent!

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So how many Sinister Sixers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Answer: six, four to hold down Electro and one to put a lightbulb in his mouth! wah wah waaah!

--Peter Parker (Earth-12041)

Thundra, ruthless warrior woman from an alternate future timeline... Don't ask.

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Other kids I know start their day with orange juice. Me? I get yelled at by a 100-foot-tall-cranky pants.

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It's "Arachnid." And you call yourself a doctor?

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Too weird

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I took care of the "Phalanx", I took care of "Hulk"

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I'm your second choice to play myself!?

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Love the new duds, Ock. Covering your face was a stroke of genius!

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Agent Phil Coulson is kind of... cool!?

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It's not your fault, you don't have to be this "Green Goblin"

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Hulk? Here? In Manhattan? Ungood...

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Game over.

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One on one these guys are tough enough but six at one time!

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Hey, Hawkeye! Where's an Avenger when you need one?

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So how many Sinister Sixers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Answer: six, four to hold down Electro and one to put a lightbulb in his mouth! Wah wah waaah!

--Peter Parker (Earth-12041)

If you stop hitting me, I'll brush up on my villains guide to Boston. Pinky swear!

--Peter Parker (Earth-12041)

Gobby, meet the Web-Warriors!

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Knock knock, Doc Ock!

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I am the Spider-Supreme!

--Peter Parker (Earth-12041)

Here's the deal. Me, Peter Parker: Huge IQ, number one in math, number one in science, top student. The transfer student Amadeus Cho: Uncharted IQ, skipped a few grades, holds several patents, is banned from all TV game shows.

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That's a good thing, right? There must have been some good times. Hold that thought. It looks like we unlocked the mother load on Doc Ock's animal DNA experiments. Hey, he really did make a kangaroo! Looks like Ock offered cash to down-on-their-luck kids to participate in his scientific studies. Aw, but it doesn't say who any of these kids were.

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Spidey, you are definitively not in Brooklyn anymore.

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Carnage? Is that like a family name or something?

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I just wanted to take one last look at a world where Uncle Ben was still alive.

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Strangley, this is only my second worst Halloween ever.

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So I guess this is it, there's no need to get all sappy. I thought once I became the Ultimate Spider-Man that would mean my work was done. Far from it, this isn't the end, this is only the beginning.

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Conversations with Peter Parker (Earth-12041)

Nick Fury

The silver lining is he didn't take our data with him. S.H.I.E.L.D.'s secrets are still safe.

Spider-Man

Thanks to you. I know I've never said this before-- but you're a great teacher. I never would've made it through today without your training.

Nick Fury

It's about time you learned you don't have all the answers. Everyone needs a little help.

— Marvel Universe: Ultimate Spider-Man #25

Spider-Man

I don't believe it! You're--

Spider-Man

Oh, snap! Don't tell me Spider-"Mad-Men" is old fashioned in bad ways, too!

Spider-Man

--A high school kid! I thought you'd be older. No offense. You just seem to really know your stuff.

Spider-Man

I... do? Yeah. I guess I do. All right, Spider-Men... Action's our reward. What do you say we go save the Multi-Verse?

Spider-Man

Continued in Spider-Verse... as if I had to tell you!

— Spider-Verse Team-Up #2

Leo

What's your name, agent?

Spider-Man

Oh, well it's...uh, Stan...Ditko berg.

— Ultimate Spider-Man (Animated Series) Season 1 15

Wrecker

Someone call for a Wrecking Crew?

Nova

Someone call for... uh... uh... some people to stop a Wrecking Crew?

Spider-Man

Nice one, Laser-Brain.

— Ultimate Spider-Man (Animated Series) Season 1 18

Flash Thompson

That's Alex? How?

Spider-Man

Wrong question. Right question - Who brought this whole thing on in the first place?

— Ultimate Spider-Man (Animated Series) Season 2 3

Nick Fury

I could order you enter the tube, but that would defeat the point of test. So I asking you as your boss, your mentor and, yes... as your friend.

Spider-Man

Hard of argue with that. Wait... As my friend? Nick Fury would never say that!

— Ultimate Spider-Man (Animated Series) Season 3 21

Spider-Man

Flash Thompson is...?