Peter Parker (Earth-12041)/Quotes

I have a life too-- --as Peter Parker! Just a kid from Queens trying to survive High School-- who happened to get bit by a genetically altered spid-- oh, right, we covered that.

I'm telling you. Tiger... a spider without webs? It's just not natural.

Why, I've never been so insulted in all my life. Except maybe that time Flash pulled my underwear over my head and...

Wizard, master of high-tech gadgets.

Oh, and did I forget to mention Agents Fitz and Simmons--two of the greatest S.H.I.E.L.D. techs of all time--are helping upgrade the Triskelion?

Oh, and did I forget to mention Agents Fitz and Simmons--two of the greatest S.H.I.E.L.D. techs of all time--are helping upgrade the Triskelion?

Y'know I once had a cute dog named Ms. Lion who...

It took me a while to realize it, but I couldn't have become the Ultimate Spider-Man, until I learned how to be the Ultimate Peter Parker.

UGH! Is that Spiral? Didn't you only use swords? Swords are cool. But I hate shooting games... so violent!

Thundra, ruthless warrior woman from an alternate future timeline... Don't ask.

Other kids I know start their day with orange juice. Me? I get yelled at by a 100-foot-tall-cranky pants.

Hulk? Here? In Manhattan? Ungood...

It's "Arachnid." And you call yourself a doctor?

Too weird

I took care of the "Phalanx", I took care of "Hulk."

I'm your second choice to play myself!?

Love the new duds, Ock. Covering your face was a stroke of genius!

Agent Phil Coulson is kind of... cool!?

It's not your fault, you don't have to be this "Green Goblin"

Hey, Hawkeye! Where's an Avenger when you need one?

So how many Sinister Sixers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Answer: six, four to hold down Electro and one to put a lightbulb in his mouth! Wah wah waaah!

If you stop hitting me, I'll brush up on my villains guide to Boston. Pinky swear!

Game over.

One on one these guys are tough enough but six at one time!

Knock knock, Doc Ock!

I am the Spider-Supreme!

Here's the deal. Me, Peter Parker: Huge IQ, number one in math, number one in science, top student. The transfer student Amadeus Cho: Uncharted IQ, skipped a few grades, holds several patents, is banned from all TV game shows.

That's a good thing, right? There must have been some good times. Hold that thought. It looks like we unlocked the mother load on Doc Ock's animal DNA experiments. Hey, he really did make a kangaroo! Looks like Ock offered cash to down-on-their-luck kids to participate in his scientific studies. Aw, but it doesn't say who any of these kids were.

Gobby, meet the Web-Warriors!

Carnage? Is that like a family name or something?

I just wanted to take one last look at a world where Uncle Ben was still alive.

You said it yourself. In every other realm, Peter Parker's a good guy. With someone as evil as you, you poisoned yourself by taking our life forces.

Strangley, this is only my second worst Halloween ever.

So I guess this is it, there's no need to get all sappy. I thought once I became the Ultimate Spider-Man that would mean my work was done. Far from it, this isn't the end, this is only the beginning.

These guys are bad news. Wizard, master of high-tech gadgets. Klaw, the villain made of living sound. Thundra, ruthless warrior woman from an alternate future timeline... Don't ask. And the Trapster, oh, wait, already cut him.

So how many Sinister Sixers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Answer: six, four to hold down Electro and one to put a lightbulb in his mouth! wah wah waaah!

Pastels. Bright colors. It's like we're in a big cartoon. That or hallucination world... Wait! This is the '60s!

It's 2099? Goblin didn't say anything about time travel. So as much as this looks like some future-y tomorrowland, it's gotta be an alternate reality.

This place makes Latveria look downright cheerful.