Peter Parker (Earth-12041)/Quotes

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Wizard, master of high-tech gadgets.

—Bentley Wittman (Earth-12041)

Oh, and did I forget to mention Agents Fitz and Simmons--two of the greatest S.H.I.E.L.D. techs of all time--are helping upgrade the Triskelion?

—Jemma Simmons (Earth-12041)

Oh, and did I forget to mention Agents Fitz and Simmons--two of the greatest S.H.I.E.L.D. techs of all time--are helping upgrade the Triskelion?

—Leopold Fitz (Earth-12041)

Y'know I once had a cute dog named Ms. Lion who...

—Ms. Lion (Earth-12041)

It took me a while to realize it, but I couldn't have become the Ultimate Spider-Man, until I learned how to be the Ultimate Peter Parker.

—Peter Parker (Earth-12041)

UGH! Is that Spiral? Didn't you only use swords? Swords are cool. But I hate shooting games... so violent!

—Rita Wayword (Earth-12041)

Thundra, ruthless warrior woman from an alternate future timeline... Don't ask.

—Thundra (Earth-12041)

Other kids I know start their day with orange juice. Me? I get yelled at by a 100-foot-tall-cranky pants.

—Ultimate Spider-Man (animated series) Season 1 1

Hulk? Here? In Manhattan? Ungood...

—Ultimate Spider-Man (animated series) Season 1 7

It's "Arachnid." And you call yourself a doctor?

—Ultimate Spider-Man (animated series) Season 1 12

Too weird

—Ultimate Spider-Man (animated series) Season 1 14

I took care of the "Phalanx", I took care of "Hulk"

—Ultimate Spider-Man (animated series) Season 1 19

I'm your second choice to play myself!?

—Ultimate Spider-Man (animated series) Season 1 21

Love the new duds, Ock. Covering your face was a stroke of genius!

—Ultimate Spider-Man (animated series) Season 1 22

Agent Phil Coulson is kind of... cool!?

—Ultimate Spider-Man (animated series) Season 1 24

It's not your fault, you don't have to be this "Green Goblin"

—Ultimate Spider-Man (animated series) Season 1 25

Hey, Hawkeye! Where's an Avenger when you need one?

—Ultimate Spider-Man (animated series) Season 2 5

So how many Sinister Sixers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Answer: six, four to hold down Electro and one to put a lightbulb in his mouth! Wah wah waaah!

—Ultimate Spider-Man (animated series) Season 2 6

If you stop hitting me, I'll brush up on my villains guide to Boston. Pinky swear!

—Ultimate Spider-Man (animated series) Season 2 7

Game over.

—Ultimate Spider-Man (animated series) Season 2 20

One on one these guys are tough enough but six at one time!

—Ultimate Spider-Man (animated series) Season 2 25

Knock knock, Doc Ock!

—Ultimate Spider-Man (animated series) Season 3 2

I am the Spider-Supreme!

—Ultimate Spider-Man (animated series) Season 3 4

Here's the deal. Me, Peter Parker: Huge IQ, number one in math, number one in science, top student. The transfer student Amadeus Cho: Uncharted IQ, skipped a few grades, holds several patents, is banned from all TV game shows.

—Ultimate Spider-Man (animated series) Season 3 5

That's a good thing, right? There must have been some good times. Hold that thought. It looks like we unlocked the mother load on Doc Ock's animal DNA experiments. Hey, he really did make a kangaroo! Looks like Ock offered cash to down-on-their-luck kids to participate in his scientific studies. Aw, but it doesn't say who any of these kids were.

—Ultimate Spider-Man (animated series) Season 3 6

Gobby, meet the Web-Warriors!

—Ultimate Spider-Man (animated series) Season 3 12

Carnage? Is that like a family name or something?

—Ultimate Spider-Man (animated series) Season 4 13

I just wanted to take one last look at a world where Uncle Ben was still alive.

—Ultimate Spider-Man (animated series) Season 4 17

You said it yourself. In every other realm, Peter Parker's a good guy. With someone as evil as you, you poisoned yourself by taking our life forces.

—Ultimate Spider-Man (animated series) Season 4 19

Strangley, this is only my second worst Halloween ever.

—Ultimate Spider-Man (animated series) Season 4 20

So I guess this is it, there's no need to get all sappy. I thought once I became the Ultimate Spider-Man that would mean my work was done. Far from it, this isn't the end, this is only the beginning.

—Ultimate Spider-Man (animated series) Season 4 26

These guys are bad news. Wizard, master of high-tech gadgets. Klaw, the villain made of living sound. Thundra, ruthless warrior woman from an alternate future timeline... Don't ask. And the Trapster, oh, wait, already cut him.

—Frightful Four (Earth-12041)

So how many Sinister Sixers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Answer: six, four to hold down Electro and one to put a lightbulb in his mouth! wah wah waaah!

—Sinister Six (Earth-12041)

Leo

What's your name, agent?

Spider-Man

Oh, well it's...uh, Stan...Ditko berg.

—Ultimate Spider-Man (animated series) Season 1 15

Wrecker

Someone call for a Wrecking Crew?

Nova

Someone call for... uh... uh... some people to stop a Wrecking Crew?

Spider-Man

Nice one, Laser-Brain.

—Ultimate Spider-Man (animated series) Season 1 18

Flash Thompson

That's Alex? How?

Spider-Man

Wrong question. Right question - Who brought this whole thing on in the first place?

—Ultimate Spider-Man (animated series) Season 2 3

Spider-Man

Flash Thompson is...?

Venom

Venom!

—Ultimate Spider-Man (animated series) Season 3 3

Nick Fury

I could order you enter the tube, but that would defeat the point of test. So I asking you as your boss, your mentor and, yes... as your friend.

Spider-Man

Hard of argue with that. Wait... As my friend? Nick Fury would never say that!

—Ultimate Spider-Man (animated series) Season 3 21

Spider-Man

Do not go in there!

Power man

What, Hulk used the bathroom again?

—Ultimate Spider-Man (animated series) Season 4 5