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I was selfish. So selfish -- And you paid the price. You did, I did, Aunt May did. I will never ever forgive myself for that. I will never ever forget I could've stopped it. It's all clear to me now, Uncle Ben. It's like I've been wearing a blindfold and earmuffs all my life -- And someone just ripped them off. I see the world clearly now -- And I see what my place is in it. You were right -- With power comes responsibility. Absolutely. For some reason I've been given great power. And with great power then must come great responsibility. I will never let you down again, Uncle Ben.

Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 5

I knew there would be trouble when they shut down 'Cats!'

Ultimate Marvel Team Up Vol 1 1

Oh man, I'm going to toss my cookies and... I haven't even had any cookies. In fact, I'm going to go home and have cookies, just so I can toss them!

Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 7

Why not me? Why shouldn't I get a little bling bling off the whole super hero thing I got goin' on?

Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 8

Lost my gloves. Right in front of Tony Stark-- I lost my gloves. What a doof.

Ultimate Marvel Team Up Vol 1 5

All right, Parker, you can do this. This is your life now. This is adult swim.

Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 12

I never told you this, but not so long ago this guy, who quite frankly was wackier than Bjork with a case of sunstroke, told me that all these crazy things, all this stuff is somehow connected.

Ultimate Marvel Team Up Vol 1 10

...No, I'm the haircut police. There's a fifty dollar fine for bowlcuts in the city.

Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 18

Come on... Don't these people know I have a curfew?

Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 20

(...) a guy, a whole lot smarter than any of us, once told me that with power comes a great deal of responsibility. And that's not just for people with powers, like me. I think it goes for everybody. So I'm just -- going to live my life that way and everything else is noise.

Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 21

Anyone with metallic octopus arms try to kill you this week?

Ultimate Marvel Team Up Vol 1 15

I was-- I was going to offer you money for fight lessons.

Ultimate Marvel Team Up Vol 1 16

Oh god! I've been shot!

Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 30

I am, like, the smartest person in Queens... why can't I figure out how to get the lens to stay in my mask?

Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 40

"I'm not my father"? Who's her father? Batman?

Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 52

Not the costume! I'm serious! You Nestle Crunch Bar in hot pants, I don't have a spare.

Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 53

Hey, can we call a time-out? I really have to go to the bathroom.

Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 61

At first I thought it was a damaged version of myself I was fighting. But no- it wasn't. I saw its face. It was my father.

Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 64

God! You know why people hate you? It's not because you're mutants!! It's because you're all a bunch of @#$@#$ $@$%@ ##@$!! That's why!! You $%^$%^$%^$$^$%^$%#^%#$ $%#^#$%^$%%^!!! AAAGGHHH!

Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 67

You'll fail me? I could teach this class.

Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 78

Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. For once, let's not screw this up, shall we? I'm going to e-mail her right-

Ultimate Spider-Man Annual Vol 1 1

If I was a lesser super hero, I would say something lame like- "Your show's been canceled." But that's not me.

Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 93

Gwen... You're dead.

Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 99

You're alive? You're my father and you're alive?

Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 100

I know I should have told you. I know that now. The reason I did it was I was scared of this. This exact thing. And- and it happened anyhow. And- and the same thing happened with MJ. I was so scared of this one thing happening to either of you and I tried so hard to not make it happen and it happened anyhow. And- and now I know why... I was lying. I was lying to you. I didn't trust you as much as you trusted me and-- And- and what hurt the most was-- you said I wasn't your son. Because to me... I am your son. I am. I have to be. Because to me, you're my mom.

Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 105

Oh man, I hate when I'm the dartboard. Why do I always get to be the dartboard??

Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 108

I'm a big fan of yours. You know that. And I hate this fat tub of fatty with every fiber of my being... and I am telling you... if you do this, it's over. You can't take it back.

Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 110

I knew there was something going on. I could feel it. And it had everything to do with you.

Ultimate Power Vol 1 6

You are all kinds of crazy!! You're crazy plus! You're twenty-first century crazy!! You're new, improved crazy!! You're award-worthy crazy. In fact, c'mere and get your crazy award.

Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 117

Beetle! Hey, I like that. Beetle. It just came to me!! Not like Paul McCartney. You know, like a bug.

Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 124

It's -- it's the end of the world. I mean, this is what it looks like, right? What am I supposed to do? Why is there a frickin' subway car on a roof??

Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 131

Hey Hulk, remember me?? Spider-Man?? We had a moment. We're pals. (Please don't smash me.)

Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 2 4

I--uh-- don't watch a lot of TV. I have webs.

Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 2 5

Any chance I'm dreaming all of this? Maybe when I got bit by the spider that gave me my powers I went into a coma and this is all just some big hallucination. How great would that be?

Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 2 6

Jameson. J. Jonah Jameson. She shot him. She shot him...right in front of me.

Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 2 14

I was always wondering what the Hulk would look like all old and creepy.

Ultimate Doom Vol 1 2

Electro, I always meant to tell you... You were my greatest adversary and it was an honor to battle you. Oh wait. That wasn't you. I barely ever gave you a second's thought.

Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 159

It's okay... I -- I did it. Don't you see... it's okay. I did it. I couldn't save him. Uncle Ben. I couldn't save him... No matter what I did. But I saved you. I did it. I did...

Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 160

I wouldn't do that if I were you, Normie... I mean, you can kill me all you want... but if you lay one more hand on the president of my fan club, I'm going to have to smack the ugly right off of you. And by the looks of you, that is going to take all night. Boom!

Miles Morales: Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 4

You be Spider-Man. My blessing. It's all yours.

Miles Morales: Ultimate Spider-Man Vol 1 7

Beetle! Hey, I like that. Beetle. It just came to me!! Not like Paul McCartney. You know, like a bug.

Beetle (Earth-1610)

The person I feel really bad about hitting is the Danny Rand guy. The guy with the glowing hand--because like me he was just trying to do something worthwhile--something helpful.

Daniel Rand (Earth-1610)

I have a thousand people looking up my webs. This Jessica Jones...who cares?

Jessica Jones (Earth-1610)

(...) a guy, a whole lot smarter than any of us, once told me that with power comes a great deal of responsibility. And that's not just for people with powers, like me. I think it goes for everybody. So I'm just -- going to live my life that way and everything else is noise.

Peter Parker (Earth-1610)

I was always wondering what the Hulk would look like all old and creepy.

Samuel Sterns (Earth-1610)

I thought he had super powers or something. Showbiz phony.

Sergei Kravinoff (Earth-1610)

I don't know how else to describe it. There were these floating spots of black all over his body. And- and his body seemed- I don't think he was wearing clothes. All white, chalk-white, with black spots cascading and moving over him and into each other like a human-lava-lamp kind of thing. It was freaky. He was a man made up of spots.

Spot (Frank) (Earth-1610)

Oh, and there's Moon Knight, who I'm pretty sure is genuinely crazy. And I'm not just making that presumption based on the costume.

Steven Grant (Earth-1610)

Oh, come on. I threw, like, a whole car at you.

Mmrr...

Hey, listen, man... don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

My name is Nick Fury and you're under arrest! Cease this $#%^% immediately or we'll do it for you!!

Translation: You made a big "whoops!"

What? You guys having a party?

Hey, I made the same joke!

You did it funnier.

What's your bug-sense telling you now?

My what?

Your danger sense.

How do you know I have that?

Cuz I'm me.

Dad?! I know you're not here but I have to at least... Dad? Um... I think one of us in the wrong apartment.

Yeah, sorry about that...

Peter Parker?

I was hoping to get some of my stuff back. It's more than time for the original Spider-Man to get back into the game.

Hey, MJ. Is he here?

Come on, Miles, go away.

Is he here?

Let him in. He deserves answers.

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