Peter Parker (Earth-16220)/Quotes

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Be myself. Solid advice. But... which self? Nerdy self? Broke self? Spidey self? Dork self?

—Spidey Vol 1 2

Really? You can't disappear mid-quip. There are rules. Are there rules?

—Spidey Vol 1 3

Doctor Doom. I hear you. I get it. If I went to six years of doom school, I'd want to be called doctor, too.

—Spidey Vol 1 4

You know, I think if we just sat down, had a donut or two and chatted, you'd totally see I'm not worth having as an arch-nemesis. Or even a plain old nemesis.

—Spidey Vol 1 5

Team up?! With you?! Awesome!

—Spidey Vol 1 6

Any chance you were bitten by a radioactive panther?

—Spidey Vol 1 7

Now, I hate to break it to you, but, while I'm flattered, I can't be a part of your stuffed animal collection. Please send my regrets to Mr. Pickles and Boo-Bear.

—Spidey Vol 1 9

Really? Do me a solid and don't turn the page.

—Spidey Vol 1 11

As I was saying: What is going on here? Was there a sale on ski masks? Is there a crime convention in town? Wait. Is CrimeCon a thing?

—Spider-Man: Master Plan Vol 1 1

Peter... we're home.

—Spidey: School's Out Vol 1 1

Some body attacked Aunt May. That means they know I'm Spider-Man and they went after my family. But who -- why -- how?! Focus, Parker. Those questions are for later. Right now -- getting to May is all that matters.

—Spidey: School's Out Vol 1 4

Annnnd... that's the life of a super hero. Saved the day, my secret identity is probably blown, my life as I know it is inches from being over... so time to worry about the stuff normal kids do.

—Spidey: School's Out Vol 1 5

So this wasn't a Spider-Man adventure.

—Spidey: School's Out Vol 1 6

The Vulture. A.K.A. Adrian Toomes. A.K.A. a dirty, rotten thief.

—Adrian Toomes (Earth-16220)

A long time ago... someone told me that with great power, there must also come great responsibility.

—Benjamin Parker (Earth-16220)

Zookeeper Dude: You're a genius!

—Dan Slott (Earth-16220)

'Cause I've had a weird week. How weird, you ask? C'mon, one of you asked. Well, it was so weird that... these guys? Weren't the weirdest part of said week.

—Dmitri Smerdyakov (Earth-16220)

What's up with the new getup? Did you become a hipster and not tell me? Can I call you Doomster now?

—Doomster (Earth-16220)

Wait -- you're stealing from kids? That's... horrible.

—Ethan (Earth-16220)

Flash Thompson. "A long time ago, we used to be friends." But then he got popular. Cool.

—Eugene Thompson (Earth-16220)

I don't know if you can see through all that green, but there's a giant destroying the West Village.

—Galan (Earth-16220)

I think I found a kindred spirit at last.

—Ganke Lee (Earth-16220)

Any chance you've ever fought a giant floating head with itty-bitty arms?

—George Tarleton (Earth-16220)

'Cause I've had a weird week. How weird, you ask? C'mon, one of you asked. Well, it was so weird that... these guys? Weren't the weirdest part of said week. Okay, he was kinda weird.

—Johnathon Ohnn (Earth-16220)

The Easter Bunny doesn't rob banks. Does she?

—Lorina Dodson (Earth-16220)

Hey, Shocker! How's your radar sense? That's you, right?

—Matthew Murdock (Earth-16220)

I love you too, Mr. Mittens.

—Mr. Mittens (Earth-16220)

My name is Peter Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider. I was given great powers. Which my family taught me to view as a great responsibility. I don't always win In fact, more often than not i lose. But i never give up. Why? Because I'm...

—Peter Parker (Earth-16220)

But jerks in this town have been elevating their game. Like this guy. Mysterio. Or as I like to call him Fishbowl Head. FYI: He's not a fan of that nickname.

—Quentin Beck (Earth-16220)

Didn't Mark Twain write something about hearing your own eulogy?

—Samuel Clemens (Earth-16220)

Sandman. A.K.A. Flint Marko. A.K.A. Grade-A jerk-store. He's a bank robber. Which was probably obvious since he punched me out of a bank. He can control sand. Which is also obvious, since it's, like, his name. Alias. Whatever.

—William Baker (Earth-16220)

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