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List of all notable quotes by or about Peter Parker (Earth-616).
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Quote1 My fault -- all my fault, If only I had stopped him when I could have! But I didn't -- and now -- Uncle Ben -- is dead..... Quote2
Amazing Fantasy Vol 1 15
Quote1 Say! You don't happen to be related to another sunshine boy named J. Jonah Jameson, do you? Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 8
Quote1 Hi, Smokey Boy! Quote2
Strange Tales Vol 1 119
Quote1 I just dropped by to congratulate you on a perfect record! So far you've been 100 % wrong about me! I've got to hand it to you -- I'll bet it's not easy to make a fool out of yourself all the time! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 13
Quote1 Fate gave me some terrific super-powers, and I realize now that it's my duty to use them... without doubt... without hesitation!! ...and that means Spider-Man is going into action again! I'll fight as I've never fought before!! Nothing will stop me now! For I know at last that a man can't change his destiny... and I was born to be... Spider-Man!!! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 18
Quote1 I might as well face it... being Spider-Man is just plain habit-forming! It's like going out with girls!.. I can't give it up! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 26
Quote1 There's no way out! She'd never have me as I am--and I just can't give up being Spider-Man! So, she'll end up marrying Leeds--and living the quiet, uneventful life she dreams of! There's only one thing I've got to figure out--how do I forget about--the girl I love?? Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 30
Quote1 I've always felt I was partly responsible for the death of Uncle Ben, because he was killed by a criminal whom I didn't catch! And now--Aunt May! The two people I've loved most in the world--who were like my own father and mother to me--! Yet, their love for me--their kindness to me-- has brought them nothing but--tragedy! But it can't happen again! It mustn't! It mustn't! Not to Aunt May!! She's been too good--too kind--! I can't pay her back-- like this!! There must be some way to save her! There must be! And I'll find it! Somewhere, somehow--I'll find it! No matter what the cost--I'll save her! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 32
Quote1 Anyone can win a fight--when the odds--are easy! It's when the going's tough--when there seems to be no chance--that's when--it counts! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 33
Quote1 Am I really being a coward? Is it that I'm afraid to face Betty? To tell her the truth? Am I afraid of her reaction when she learns the secret I've kept from her all these years? No! This is not good! It's useless! I've got to learn to accept things as they are! I've got to stop thinking of Betty! To me, it must be as though she doesn't exist! It's the only way! Because, she'd never accept me as Spider-Man... but Spider-Man I've been... and shall always be... for as long as I live! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 34
Quote1 Iron! Iron's a metal! And his punch felt like metal! It's a long shot -- but it could be -- the Molten Man! I'd bet on it! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 35
Quote1 Let's talk about your costume! Those red longjohns break me up... but I liked your old yellow duds better! Quote2
Daredevil Vol 1 16
Quote1 Have no fear! Spidey is here! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 37
Quote1 Know why I hate you, Leeds--? Because you have the right to propose to Betty! The shadow of--Spider-Man--isn't standing between you! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 38
Quote1 Well, wobble my webs and call me shaky! It's Goldilocks -- the hippest hammer in the west! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Annual Vol 1 3
Quote1 Boy! No wonder you covered your head the way you did! I don't know who you are, but one thing's for sure--a beauty contest winner you ain't! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 43
Quote1 Now don't get the feeling that I'm mad at you... It's just that I hate anybody to skip around town in a jazzier costume than mine! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 46
Quote1 I can't let a common cold put me out of action! Otherwise, next time around, I'm liable to cry uncle if I develop some dandruff... or a case of chaffed lips! I might even become the only super-hero in town who won't fight because he's got acne! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 48
Quote1 When you beat me last time, you were fighting a sick little Spider-Man! Even Doris Day could'a knocked me for a loop that time! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 49
Quote1 Now I've seen it all! Those kookie mutants pick a fight with me because of some robot -- and then ride off into the sunset in a Rolls-Royce...while I stand here, soaked, with the beginnings of a summer cold! Some super-heroes have all the luck! Quote2
X-Men Vol 1 35
Quote1 Don't get your gums in an uproar, Mallet-Head! I was just reading your column to get my laugh for the day! Where do you get the nerve to call your rag a newspaper? Who's been writing your stuff these days--the Brothers Grimm?!! Anyone who pays a dime for that scandal sheet oughtta get eleven cents change! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 53
Quote1 Ock broke through it for one reason... to flaunt his strength before me... out of pure cussedness! But now he'll learn how cussed Spider-Man can be! I'll show him what strength really is! He won't get another chance to return and jeopardize the life of Aunt May! No matter where he is, I'll find him! And this time, nothing will stop me from ridding the world forever of the menace of Dr. Octopus! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 54
Quote1 Even though I can't remember... even though I don't really know you... every instinct within me wants to smash out... to strike... to destroy you! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 56
Quote1 Didn't they ever tell you not to broadcast your plans? But that's the trouble with women... they just can't keep their mouths shut! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 62
Quote1 No matter how small I am--no matter how hopeless everything seems--I mustn't give up! My size doesn't matter! Even my life doesn't matter! No one can win--every battle, but--no man should fall-- without a struggle! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 67
Quote1 I always thought fat fellas were supposed to be jolly! They oughta toss you out of the union! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 69
Quote1 The more I risk my life... the more deadly chances I take... the less good it seems to do! With all my strength ... with all my powers... why can't I ever make things right? Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 70
Quote1 Have no fear, Spidey's here! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 71
Quote1 I sure am popular in this town! If I ran for Mayor... even Mao T'se Tung would beat me! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 76
Quote1 Listen to me hot stuff! It's a private fight between the Lizard and me! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 77
Quote1 It's time I forgot about little ol' web-swinger for a while... and paid some attention to the private life of Peter Parker... who happens to be my favorite civilian! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 78
Quote1 There she is! Man... standing next to those million dollar paintings, she still looks like the only masterpiece in the place! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 80
Quote1 If this is a victory... I'd hate to be defeated. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 82
Quote1 Okay, Mr. Clean... We've got some unfinished business, you and me! Quote2
Silver Surfer Vol 1 14
Quote1 Which is worse...? Staying behind while other guys are doing the fighting...? Or fighting in a war that nobody wants... against an enemy you don't even hate? Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 83
Quote1 When... when will I learn to mind my own business? If I stopped a forest fire, they'd fine me for being in the woods without a license! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 84
Quote1 People are always warning me! It's nice to know they care! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 85
Quote1 I drank the potion-- even though it was untried-- it was untested-- because I wanted it to change me but-- not like this! NOT LIKE THIS! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 100
Quote1 ... Even a loner like Spider-Man has heard tales of the Vision! Quote2
Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 5
Quote1 I'll be burning the only evidence of Raleigh's real identity -- maybe because we need myths--and heroes-- and, yeah-- martyrs! Something twisted inside Raleigh made him what he was -- but whatever else he was, he's still a symbol! Isn't that all that really counts -- Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 118
Quote1 You're the creep who's going to pay! I'm going to get you, Goblin! I'm going to destroy you slowly, and when you start begging for me to end it - I'm going to remind you of one thing - You KILLED the woman I love! And for that you're going to DIE! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 121
Quote1 Hey Meatballs -- Yer sister plays the tuba! Quote2
Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 11
Quote1 Sorry MJ... Guess my mind was on other things. Just had a talk with someone... and it made me suddenly realize... hey, I'm not really alone, after all. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 123
Quote1 I suppose I should do something to help him, but I doubt if anything could survive that fall. Quote2
Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 12
Quote1 I can't get over that feeling of menace... as though something pretty bad was about to happen -- to none other than your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 124
Quote1 Save it for the papers, Jonah. Save it for tomorrow. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 125
Quote1 It's too late to go back to work with the Torch...and it's too early to go home. Guess all that's left is some web-slinging. Maybe that will cheer me up. Seems like everytime I finish a fight, I'm all alone again--which makes me think of Gwendy--and brother...that makes me want to die! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 126
Quote1 He -- he dropped me! I never realized -- never thought --! I'm too high up to snag a building with my web -- there's no way for me to catch myself! Looks like this time -- I've had it! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 127
Quote1 He-he dropped me! I never realized--never thought--! I'm too high to snag a building with my web--there's no way for me to catch myself! Looks like this time--I've had it! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 128
Quote1 Oh no! No! It can't be happening! It can't be--! Doc Ock is marrying Aunt May! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 130
Quote1 Head's up, Stegron-- Spidey's coming through! Quote2
Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 19
Quote1 My head... spinning again. That cold is really wrecking me... can hardly stand... UNNNNNH! It's not the cold... it can't be. My strength's emptying out -- feel all drained, on fire! Radiation poisoning -- I was exposed too -- the radiation must be hitting my own radioactive blood -- eating at me -- dissolving my energy -- destroying me! Can't move -- can hardly think! Is this -- is this it? IS THIS THE END OF SPIDER-MAN? Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 132
Quote1 Forget it, Robbie. It's not important. I've got enough to be happy about. 'Cause you see, I'm beginning to realize -- next to some people's problems -- my life is charmed -- a regular picnic if you know what I mean. Quote2
Giant-Size Super-Heroes Featuring Spider-Man Vol 1 1
Quote1 RAXTON, NO! The water's too cold -- your body will -- Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 133
Quote1 Holy Cow! It's really him -- The Green Goblin lives again! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 136
Quote1 Are you Heckle or Jeckle? Quote2
Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 25
Quote1 Whatever I can give, he's got. You see, officer... he's my friend. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 137
Quote1 It's the Jackal! And from the way he's talking -- MY PROBLEMS HAVE JUST BEGUN! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 139
Quote1 Make that "chump", not champ, Max. You were Jameson's chump ten years ago -- now you've been the Jackal's. But don't worry -- someday, I'll get the Jackal too. And that, my fat friend -- is a promise from Spider-Man! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 140
Quote1 Then -- it's finally happened! I'm cracking up -- Peter Parker is -- insane! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 141
Quote1 No! It can't be! Gwen is dead! That can't be her! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 143
Quote1 Gwen? You're -- ALIVE -- ? Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 144
Quote1 Sometimes I wonder: Am I Spider-Man because I want to help people -- or because I want to hurt them? These days I seem to do more hurting than helping. Quote2
Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 33
Quote1 Okay, hero-man... let's see you get out of this! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 147
Quote1 ... They don't call me Spider-Man for nothing! Quote2
Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 36
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 148
Quote1 Von Shtupf, I take it back. You're not sick. You're just crazy. Quote2
Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 37
Quote1 Ta-Taa! No applause folks -- Just throw money! Quote2
Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 38
Quote1 I-I Don't know who I am...! Spider-Man... or some laboratory-bred duplicate the professor created to battle him! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 150
Quote1 I'm nothing like the Torch! I'm prettier! Quote2
Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 39
Quote1 I mean I've heard of people wanting their name up in lights and all--
--But THIS is downright RIDICULOUS!
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 151
Quote1 So, as someone once said, --- Up --- Up --- and AWAY! Quote2
Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 41
Quote1 Great! We're caught in the middle of a super-villain sandwich... Quote2
Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 43
Quote1 Oh mercy me, Mister Bad Man! Is that a thweat? Quote2
Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 49
Quote1 Bein' a super-hero's no bed of roses... Quote2
Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 51
Quote1 Agony, Mrs. Pym? I believe I know all about it. Quote2
Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 60
Quote1 Welcome to the hero business, Fly -- and good luck! Quote2
Human Fly Vol 1 1
Quote1 Hi-ya Cappy. How's it hangin'? Quote2
Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 65
Quote1 I -- I brought you this, Uncle Ben! For years I cherised it! It symbolizes everything you ever meant to me -- your belief in Peter Parker! It's the only fitting memorial for who you were - -my father, teacher... friend! You always built me up where others tore me down! I'm returning your gift to you, Uncle Ben! It's the only way I can express my gratitude! For whatever I am -- whatever I've become -- the good -- whatever good I've done with the powers fate gave me -- the best of me came from you! You didn't die in vain, Uncle Ben! You died that Spider-Man might be born! It's not the way I would have chosen it to happen, but if your death is to have meaning -- then I must rededicate myself to your faith that one day Peter Parker will do something to change this world... for the better! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 181
Quote1 I don't care if you are a doctor--how dare you talk that way to me! That woman means the world to me... I love her more than anything! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 189
Quote1 Here I am, ready for our date! Sorry I couldn't buy you flowers-- but the pay I get for being Spidey doesn't go far these days. So how about it? Dinner, a movie, and we neck on the way back to prison! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 195
Quote1 What's this! Bolts of cloth... for me?! Say, that's right! We are in the garment district, aren't we? This is mighty thoughtful of you, Prowler! My tailor was telling me I should have some new suits made up... and here you offer me a couple tons of material! That's nice... but do you have anything in polyester? Quote2
Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 47
Quote1 Not nice, fellas! If you shoot me, I'll just have to shoot you, too! Quote2
Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 48
Quote1 Right now, I'd trade the whole Spider-Man bit for a rocking chair and a subscription to Reader's Digest. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 216
Quote1 I need a place to change! A phone booth--? Nah! Even I'm not that corny! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 221
Quote1 New to New York, Moonstone? I can`t say I`ve ever heard of you! But then, I don`t get much time to read the "Wanted" ads... Quote2
Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 61
Quote1 C'mon! You're not really gonna try to stop me by waving a cape! This isn't a bullfight -- and you can't sidestep a guy with spider-speed! Quote2
Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 64
Quote1 Doc, one time I was in a jam, and a total stranger gave me his last five bucks. I figure that is particular five spot's been handed from stranger to stranger since money was invented. Each guy that gets it, when he's down and out, is obligated to pass it on to somebody else once he's on his feet again. So, I'm just passing it on, Doc. Quote2
Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 126
Quote1 Y'know, Vermin -- there's something in your eyes, in your voice -- something that reminds me of everything rotten, vile and stinking inside us -- all the inner monsters men hide from themselves! Quote2
Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 128
Quote1 "Hold that pose"? I can't believe you said that! What were you going to do, take my picture? Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 245
Quote1 You've shown that now you're willing to sacrifice anyone --anything-- to save yourself! And I don't owe you anything anymore! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Annual Vol 1 17
Quote1 Forget about the martyr bit, Jameson. I'll find this Hobgoblin creep! I don't know how, but I will... and I'll even save your job! If that doesn't prove I'm crazy, nothing will! And then, when this is all over, maybe the two of us outlaws can come to terms! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 250
Quote1 New York, you really know how to bring out the very best in... your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 252
Quote1 "Like I always say, 'With great power comes great indebtedness.'" Quote2
Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 91
Quote1 Gimme a break pal! Maybe I am wearing a new costume -- but that friendly neighborhood spider-signal should have been intro enough! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 254
Quote1 Don’t blame them, Ghosty! They were simply out-classed by that little old web-spinner… me! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 255
Quote1 I can't believe all that's happened in the last twenty-four hours! Mary Jane announced that she's always known that I'm Spider-Man! I have an argument with Black Cat, and a real doozie of a nightmare! Not only do I learn that my costume's alive, but I'm also the butt of one of the Human Torch's sick pranks! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 258
Quote1 Well I'll be an eight-ball's uncle! That glob just -- just spread out and became a costume -- and dissolved away the tatters of my old one in the process! Not bad! Different -- but not bad! Quote2
Marvel Super Heroes Secret Wars Vol 1 8
Quote1 Cannonball, Professor Xavier should be proud to have a student like you! Listen, if he's dumb enough to kick you out, you can come work with me any time! Quote2
Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 149
Quote1 Hahahaha! Yuk yuk yuk! "The Spot"! Hoo-boy! Quote2
Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 99
Quote1 The amulet! His power resides in the amulet around his neck -- get it off him and he's beaten! Quote2
Uncanny X-Men Vol 1 191
Quote1 I can't be… won't be… the person you seem to want me to be: a mysterious masked adventurer out of some romance novel. I'm sorry, Felicia, but we've got to stop seeing each other! Quote2
Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 100
Quote1 Don't you see? I couldn't stand being a puppet. I'd rather die! And what good would I be to you then?! Quote2
Web of Spider-Man Vol 1 1
Quote1 Even though I break out in cold sweats every time I think about how the Symbiote tried to permanently graft itself to my body, I've got to admit that I like this look! Yeah! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 263
Quote1 Y'know what I like about you, Blackhead? Absolutely nothing! Quote2
Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 101
Quote1 New York, that's why I love ya! You're always so full of surprises! Now it's raining football players! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 264
Quote1 Hello, Aunt May. I've missed you. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 265
Quote1 Hey Smokey! Don't you know only you can prevent forest fires? Quote2
Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 103
Quote1 This is too ludicrous. 'Fess up -- the Human Torch put you up to this, didn't he? Or else… of course! I'm on Candid Camera, right? Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 266
Quote1 I'm heading back to the city for some peace and quiet. Suburbia is just a little too wild for your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 267
Quote1 He...He used to be the Herald of Galactus! Galactus for Pete's sake! He could have killed me! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 270
Quote1 Someday, you'll make a mistake. And I'll be waiting! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 277
Quote1 Hey, everybody! LOOK! I'm SPIDER-MAN! Your friendly neighbor, Peter Parker, is SPIDER-MAN! Ya know, Parker...if everyone else in the building wasn't out having a good time, you might be getting yourself in real trouble right now! Quote2
Marvel Fanfare Vol 1 27
Quote1 I... I can't stay out of this...! It goes against every instinct I've lived by since Uncle Ben's death! Quote2
Marvel Graphic Novel Vol 1 22
Quote1 Good. Nothing's damaged... except my pride. Char-broiled by a kid. Maybe I'll prove how tough I am by slaughtering a troop of campfire girls. Quote2
Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 118
Quote1 Blast it Mary Jane, this can't wait! All I need is a yes or no: will you marry me? Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 290
Quote1 TWO WEEKS!! In the ground! In the grave! Dead! TWO WEEKS!! Quote2
Web of Spider-Man Vol 1 32
Quote1 But I can't let my fear stop me. God, please don't let it stop me. Quote2
Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 132
Quote1 I really should re-design my web-shooters so this won't happen again! Either that--or sew a change pocket into my costume so I can carry bus fare! No, with a costume this tight--people might think I had cellulite! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 296
Quote1 Just drop me off at the World Trade Center. Quote2
Iron Man Vol 1 234
Quote1 What the heck is this, a Rambo convention? Quote2
Web of Spider-Man Vol 1 44
Quote1 People are not for hitting, and kids are people, too! Quote2
Spider-Man and the New Mutants Vol 1 1
Quote1 Okay, the unexpected I can deal with... as long as I'm expecting it, that is... Quote2
Avengers Vol 1 317
Quote1 Before I go -- a little helpful hint -- breathe through your nose. 'Cause those webs can taste pretty hideous! Heh-heh. Quote2
Spider-Man Vol 1 1
Quote1 I'm through being Spider-Man, Doc! I want you to use your machine to remove my powers! Completely! Forever! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 340
Quote1 The Doc's transformation -- I've never seen his blood-lust so consuming. Quote2
Spider-Man Vol 1 3
Quote1 Why puny men try to hurt spider? Men Stupid! Spider can't be hurt! Spider strong! Quote2
Web of Spider-Man Vol 1 70
Quote1 Talk to me, lady. Tell me -- all your plans. Isn't that what you -- bad guys live for? Quote2
Spider-Man Vol 1 4
Quote1 Playing super hero isn't a game. It's fate. We choose to do good. Choose to do bad. We had a choice. Quote2
Spider-Man Vol 1 7
Quote1 The next few days are going to be rough. I've still got a concussion to heal! And Mary Jane's going to be upset for quite a while! It'll take time, and talk, and affection. But I know we can work it out. After all -- I'm getting pretty good at reconciling things! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 350
Quote1 Loki created that monster! And if destruction is what Loki wanted -- destruction is what we're gonna get! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 351
Quote1 I see it -- but there's no way we can get to it in time to stop it! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 353
Quote1 To use your tired cliché-- is that the best you can do?!! Quote2
Spider-Man Vol 1 16
Quote1 We're with you, Thrasher. Er... it's okay if I call you Thrasher isn't it -- even though we just met? I'm generally on a first name basis with anybody who attacks me from behind. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 354
Quote1 That guard! Crane's about to roll over his fingers! But I don't have time to save him and Cardiac! What'll I Do?!! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 359
Quote1 ... I have to set Venom loose! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 361
Quote1 This thing is strong. I need some time to figure out what it is and how to handle it! Quote2
Spider-Man Vol 1 24
Quote1 But it's not the same thing! All these years--I've done my best to make up for that! I've wore this suit--gone out there and put my life on the line again and again! But no matter how hard I try-- --people-- --die! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man: Soul of the Hunter Vol 1 1
Quote1 But maybe the only real way to honor the dead is by making the most of your life, whether it lasts a few fleeting years... ...or a swiftly-elapsed century. I'll give it a shot, Uncle Ben. For you. Quote2
Spider-Man/Dr. Strange: "The Way to Dusty Death" Vol 1 1
Quote1 Sorry, M.J. and thanks. It's just that, it was bad enough when I found out years ago that my parents were government couriers, that they died on a spy mission against the Red Skull! But when they showed up yesterday alive, saying they'd been in Russian prison camps for the last 20 years -- ! Well, I guess I'm more messed up than I thought. I want to love these people, but how can I even believe them? If only I could find the Skull, have him confirm or deny their story... Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 367
Quote1 Speedball notwithstanding, there's hope for the next generation yet. Quote2
New Warriors Vol 1 33
Quote1 I've seen you kill people. Okay, maybe they weren't the nicest people -- but your career is over! Quote2
Spider-Man Vol 1 33
Quote1 Hey, if you're going to go against the BIG BOYS, you're going to have to have a tad more staying power. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Annual Vol 1 27
Quote1 If anything, the Punisher and I are more committed than ever to our opposing philosophies......and a final confrontation is inevitable. Quote2
Spider-Man, Punisher, Sabertooth: Designer Genes Vol 1 1
Quote1 Once Carnage and his band of animals have to face the cutting edge of technology -- they're as good as finished! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 379
Quote1 Being true to what I am is the most important thing! I realize it now! And if I ignore it -- everything else in my life, including my relationship with Mary Jane, will be nothing but a hollow sham! M.J. was wrong! This is worth the risk! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 380
Quote1 Ahhh, what a delightful aroma! Chanel No. 5 and Oregano! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 381
Quote1 I thought hassles about guys with long hair went out with the 60's! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 382
Quote1 "Whatever problems I have... they're overshadowed by the good things I've got. Mary Jane, Aunt May, a passel of friends... And a bunch of clobbered super-villains at my feet. It could be a lot worse Quote2
Lethal Foes of Spider-Man Vol 1 4
Quote1 Blond guy? Hammer?! Oh, maaa-aan! Quote2
Thunderstrike Vol 1 4
Quote1 So I'm going to find the Chameleon. More important, I'm going to find whoever put him up to this! And when I do, I swear: they're both going to learn what "hurt" really means! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 388
Quote1 All I'd have to do is stop holding back. With my spider-strength, it would be as simple as snapping a twig... Who am I kidding? I'm a hero. Quote2
Spider-Man Vol 1 47
Quote1 I can't deal with Parker's life. Parker's world as it is today. But here... I can at least remember his yesterdays. As hard as it was for me, growing up without parents-- there were a lot of wonderful times in this house with Aunt May and Uncle Ben. I was loved here. Protected. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 395
Quote1 That hurt. A lot. But whatever doesn't kill me... still hurts. A lot. Quote2
Web of Spider-Man Vol 1 123
Quote1 Hey, Sandy, is that your face or are you wearing a beach? Quote2
Untold Tales of Spider-Man Vol 1 3
Quote1 I had to get out. Out of Peter Parker's problems, out of his room, out of his skin. I feel the wind rush by me and my muscles flex and work and I let my mind go blank and I don't think for a while. I just let myself go into speed and motion and physical effort -- and for a few minutes, I let myself forget that it was my being Spider-Man that got Uncle Ben killed -- forget that I should feel guilty in this costume -- and, surprisingly, it's relaxing. It's peaceful. It's -- Lord help me, it's fun. Quote2
Amazing Fantasy Vol 1 16
Quote1 Sweet dream, JJJ. You've given me some of the worst years of my life. I'm gonna miss you... Quote2
Spider-Man Team-Up Vol 1 1
Quote1 Maybe our problems aren't due to the fact I can't deal with not being Spider-Man -- but because you can't deal with the fact that I am! Quote2
Spider-Man: The Final Adventure Vol 1 2
Quote1 That's what I like about you, Torch -- you're so gracious! Quote2
Untold Tales of Spider-Man Vol 1 6
Quote1 Alligators in the sewers, Lizzie? Isn't that a little...cliché? Quote2
Untold Tales of Spider-Man Vol 1 9
Quote1 Reilly and I are supposedly the same person-- --but he has a quicker temper than me! He's headstrong, reacts without thinking sometimes! Must have been all those years on the road! Quote2
Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 5
Quote1 You may be gorgeous and smart and sophisticated and sneaky-- --but this "little boy" can still keep you tangled up here long enough-- --for someone to hear the fuss and call the cops-- --and then you're caught just as surely as if I was some big, brawny, respectable hunk! Quote2
Untold Tales of Spider-Man Vol 1 10
Quote1 What... what happened? He knew... and I knew... and he couldn't... he just couldn't stand the thought of... the thought of... No. I can't tell you, Ben. That's just one question that's going to have to go unanswered. Quote2
Spider-Man: Legacy of Evil Vol 1 1
Quote1 I'm not kidding, Bluebird! This isn't a game -- it's deadly serious! Quote2
Untold Tales of Spider-Man Vol 1 11
Quote1 That's okay, too, Betty. Take your time. After all-- --what's a relationship without a little mystery? Quote2
Untold Tales of Spider-Man Vol 1 12
Quote1 Yeah, Torch, you're right. Everything you said is true. It's just... it's just going to take me a long time to believe it, that's all... Quote2
Untold Tales of Spider-Man Vol 1 13
Quote1 Onslaught. He meant to enslave us. He destroyed our city... murdered our heroes... ...he took away so much... I... Quote2
Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 9
Quote1 You know, I wonder if that was the Scorcher's problem -- he was so ready to see the bad in life, he couldn't believe in anything good. So he acted like somebody's lies about him were true -- and if you do that, it doesn't much matter whether they were lies or not-- --'cause they're sure true now. Quote2
Untold Tales of Spider-Man Vol 1 14
Quote1 You know -- I think there's another reason they call you the Terrier, Gord! It's because you're nothing more than a dog to them-- --an animal, to be sicced on thier enemies-- --and if you screw up, they'll just cut you loose, because you don't know anything that can harm them! Quote2
Untold Tales of Spider-Man Vol 1 15
Quote1 Despite the fork in the road five years ago, we are the same guy. Closer that brothers-- closer than two people could be. When I found out that I was the clone and not you-- okay... yeah, I bugged out... but after that-- it was you! It was your strength-- your acceptance of it when you thought you were the clone that carried me through! You were my strength, and. well... you've come to mean a lot to me. I love you, man. Quote2
Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 240
Quote1 I-it's... It's... ...Mary Jane, the baby... they're... ...they're in trouble!! Quote2
Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 11
Quote1 Here I am, out to dinner with one of the most glamorous gals in the world, and what's she doing? Talking about other guys. Face it, Parker, it's the story of your-- Quote2
Untold Tales of Spider-Man '96 Vol 1 1
Quote1 Y'know-- --it's okay to call for backup! Quote2
Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 13
Quote1 Say, Headsy -- have you ever stopped to think that maybe I can dodge forever? That maybe the reason nobody's killed me yet is that it's not as easy as you think-- --and that maybe you're just not good enough?! Quote2
Untold Tales of Spider-Man Vol 1 18
Quote1 "Over?" I doubt it, Glory. Calypso's on the prowl again -- but I still have no clue what her agenda is. And that scares me... death. Quote2
Spider-Man '97 Vol 1 1
Quote1 Well, responsibility's something I know a little bit about... let's see if this friendly neighborhood wall-crawler can't get the scoop on this Prowler impostor! Quote2
Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 16
Quote1 ...I... ...yeah... ...yeah, I do... He... ...his name was Ben... ...he was my brother... ...and I miss him, David... ...but I go on. We have to go on... Quote2
Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 17
Quote1 Spider-Man is back-- and I'm here to stay! Quote2
Untold Tales of Spider-Man Vol 1 22
Quote1 Comic books! But I've never seen titles like these on the local newsstand -- Marvel Mystery, All Winners, Young Allies, Captain America and the Sub-Mariner! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 -1
Quote1 Just thinking that it's really strange sometimes, the way things work out..! Quote2
Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 18
Quote1 Actually -- it's -- Spider-Man. But why be so formal..? I'll call you Akasha and you can call me -- Quote2
Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 19
Quote1 Hoo! Well, I guess we can all agree that she's now offically 'spooked...' which means that I don't have to worry about being so sneaky... now we can do things... Spidey style! Quote2
Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 20
Quote1 Ah, well -- assuming I do find a way to solve my financial problems, then there's one thing I know about college. If today was any indication-- --it's sure not gonna be dull! Quote2
Untold Tales of Spider-Man Vol 1 25
Quote1 It's not my Spider-Sense. It's something else... ...but what?! All I do know is that if I don't thwip up there and check it out now... ...I'm gonna be wonderin' what it was for a loooong time! Quote2
Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 21
Quote1're absolutely right. I did treat you like an idiot. I'm sorry. Quote2
Marvel Team-Up Vol 2 3
Quote1 So we won't get out alive, huh? Where do you get your dialogue, bird-brain? From DC comics? Quote2
Kingpin Vol 1 1
Quote1  --'sheesh! Dig the decor! Looks like I made it in time for Neil Diamond! Quote2
Marvel Team-Up Vol 2 4
Quote1 Time for the main event, Venom! Time to get body-slammed in the your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man! Quote2
Venom: The Finale Vol 1 2
Quote1 Y'know, Doc-- --there are some things even a master of the mystic arts isn't meant to know..! But thanks for that... ...thanks a lot. Quote2
Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 23
Quote1 Poor Eddie Brock......hopefully, now, he can find some peace with himself! And hopefully, the rest of us have seen the last of Venom... ...but somehow I doubt that! Quote2
Venom: The Finale Vol 1 3
Quote1 And the funny thing is, Aunt Anna -- the entire time I was looking for it, it was right under my nose! Merry Christmas, everyone! Quote2
Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 24
Quote1 N-nice save, Subby! I give it a ten for dramatic value-- --but I'm subtracting points for your lousy sense of timing! Quote2
Marvel Team-Up Vol 2 6
Quote1 Ah... Let's just say that I don't think you'll have to worry about Spider-Man from now on! Quote2
Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 27
Quote1 There you are, you handsome devil! Now put the nice motorcycle down; you could poke your eye out with that thing! Quote2
Spider-Man Unlimited Vol 1 20
Quote1 Whaddaya mean?! MJ, Norman Osborn wants to hire the Hornet... Me!... To throw down with Spider-Man... also me!... Because he despises Peter Parker... ...who, for those of you who came in late, is, once again... me! This is like... the best! Quote2
Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 28
Quote1 Man, what a dope I've been...! These last few days all I've worried about is whether Hope learned my secret or not... ...worrying about my problems, getting suspicious, convincing myself that she knew... ...seeing an accusatory look in her eyes whenever we were together... Quote2
Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 30
Quote1 The Super Hero Union only requires me to deliver one last-minute rescue per customer! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 437
Quote1 all I have to do is hope that Hope doesn't put two-and-two together and suspect that the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man who helped her-- --is also her friendly neighbor from next door, Peter Parker! Nah! Now I'm just gettin' paranoid...! Quote2
Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 31
Quote1 If the Technomancers have it, then that's bad news to begin with -- But if Osborn wants it, then that's enough to convince me that he just shouldn't have it! Quote2
Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 32
Quote1 I have to go make the world safe for truth and justice and like that. Hope I didn't infringe on any copyrights with that line! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 440
Quote1 And I wish I could tell you that time heals. Unfortunately, I can't... ...but you do learn how to live with the pain. Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man / Elektra '98 Vol 1 1
Quote1 Who the --? What the --? How the --? Who is he? His moves... they're somewhat like mine, but... more like he's flying than leaping. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 1
Quote1 ...this new Spider-Man, whoever it is, seems to have things pretty much under control. Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 1
Quote1 Omigosh! It's a girl! Just a kid! What was she-- Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 2
Quote1 Getting caught in a battle between two god-like beings is not how I planned on spending my day, but... ...I guess it never is! Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 2
Quote1 Honestly...not all it's cracked up to be. I mean...I'm glad MJ is having so much fun and all, and the money's great...I think...but I just didn't expect her to be out of town so much. I see her between flights and...well, it's not what I expected from our marriage. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 4
Quote1 It's funny how life turns out sometimes... Isn't it, target-top? Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 6
Quote1 Who is this?! Brock? Is that you, Venom? Threatening me again? Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 8
Quote1 That will never happen. You know I can and will fight you. Destroy you if I have to. With fire... with sound... whatever it takes, but you will never be part of my life again! Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 9
Quote1 A grown man who puts on spandex and swings from rooftops in order to fight crime! Maybe I'm as insane as they are. But I guess it could always be worse. I'm lucky to have survived. Lucky to not be insane. Still, I can't help but think... much luckier I'd be if I'd never become Spider-Man! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 10
Quote1 Thanks for the god lesson. I'll be leaving now! Good luck subjugating the will of all humanity. Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 11
Quote1 Take a number, pal! You know how many times I've heard that? How many times I've had enemies try to kill me...or someone around me? You have any idea how tired I get of hearing it? Of having to deal with it? Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 14
Quote1 You know that good old mindless super-hero versus world dominating villain kind of thing. Lots of punches, puns, blasts and web...! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 15
Quote1 The way he's looking at me. He's got to know. And he's holding it against me... Not buying any of the photos... ...what am I going to do now? Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 16
Quote1  -- nah! Been there... done that! Being Spider-Man is kinda cool! Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 16
Quote1 Fine! Everything that can go wrong does go wrong... ...fine! Children in trouble. drug busts...the Sandman! Fine! Fine! Fine! I'll handle it all! I'll save the day! I'll beat the bad guy! And I will get to my blasted job interview! Because... ...I'm going to have a life! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 17
Quote1 My back-pack?! Where --? My costume and web shooters! They're... ...gone! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 18
Quote1 You'd think I could come up with some way to get my life in order so that I'm not always just scraping by. Why can't things ever work out for me the way they do for everyone else? Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 20
Quote1 Hehh... I guess it's easy to laugh in the face of danger when you don't take anything too seriously. Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 20
Quote1 So, uh... This friend of mine, he's a mime, an' they just send him to jail... was a wheat field outside of buffalo with a big sign saying, "Pretend you are in prison!" Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 21
Quote1 The memory of the man. I'm not hiding from anything. Not this time. I'll take care of her. Quote2
Spider-Man: Death and Destiny Vol 1 3
Quote1 Remember me... Spider-Man... misunderstood hero. That's Hero... capital of H... also one of the good guys! And I do not kill people! Ever! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 23
Quote1 Typeface, huh? So, what does the "R" stand for? "Raving"? Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 23
Quote1 Lady, you can call me whatever you want. Just don't hit me with that laser blade again, okay? Quote2
Peter Parker, Spider-Man 2000 Vol 1 1
Quote1 Okay, Arthur, big ugly monster guys and saving the world are my bailiwick. Did I fit bailiwick into a conversation? Cool! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 24
Quote1 C'mon, Typeface... Uhh... You really want murder and arson on your rap sheet? You don't strike me as the type. Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 24
Quote1 I've been thinking of changing my name to something a little more millennial. Yeah... That's it... Millennial Man. He fights with the power of a million years. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 26
Quote1 Oh, sure... I can just picture it now: "Welcome to respectability, spidey. You owe us five squillion dollars in super hero back-taxes." Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 26
Quote1 Tell you what: we're going to give this poor kitty a break. His life's been screwed with more than enough. We're going to let him live a little... hang out with his cat friends... get a girlfriend... live in peace. ...hopefully some place far, far away. Shoo! Go on... get! Make some friends... ...and let me get back to mine! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 27
Quote1 Y-You killed him! You finally did it... You killed my brother! Quote2
Daredevil/Spider-Man Vol 1 3
Quote1 Yeah, I do. Funny thing is, I feel like she's still here, you know? I realize it's just because I want her to be. All my friends keep telling me it's time to let go. But I don't want to. Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 27
Quote1 I already met that someone, Jill. And she was taken away from me. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 28
Quote1 I couldn't do it, Mendel. I mean, I beat myself up over this like you wouldn't believe. I must've thought about it a thousand different ways... ...but it's just not me. Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 28
Quote1 I... I knew... I knew. I knew you were alive! Who did this? Why? Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 29
Quote1 "Fusion," eh? You look more like a "Larry" to me. Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 30
Quote1 Who am I? My name's Peter Parker. I'm the new science teacher. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 31
Quote1 Uhh...I know you better than you think, pal. You fit the mold perfectly: all your anger's driven by a series of convenient excuses -- Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 31
Quote1 ...that there's a fine line between hero and psycho, I guess. Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 32
Quote1 I may be quick -- I mean, you're looking at the dude who left Billy Pinder in the dust during a second grade sack race! Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 34
Quote1 Hello, God... This is Peter Parker. Can I ask a favor? I know I've been your personal cat toy for the last few years...but can we not do that to me again for a while? Not real long, I know the odds on that are about zero...but just for a little while. Say...fifty or sixty years? I mean, that's not long in your terms, right? Just kidding, God... Just kidding. But I'll bet you knew that, didn't you? Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 35
Quote1 Only madmen could contain the thought, execute the act, fly the planes. The sane world will always be vulnerable to madmen, because we cannot go where they go to conceive of such things. We could not see it coming. We could not be here before it happened. We could not stop it. But we are here now. You cannot see us for the dust, but we are here. You cannot hear us for the cries, but we are here. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 36
Quote1 And how she liked me -- they all liked me -- even though they knew I was Spider-Man. And about how that felt, knowing I belonged somehow. And how I didn't want to admit that I liked it. A lot. Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man 2001 Vol 1 1
Quote1 That's what I love about you, birdbrain: you think you're really nifty-- --but you're really just the bottom of the cage! Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 37
Quote1 If there's any way I can help, just... let me know. No strings. Honest and true. Deal? Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 37
Quote1 Ooh. I love it when you talk fancy. Hey, I got one: "Cease and desist, you certifiable cephalopod!" Maybe you should've called yourself Doc Lobster. Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 39
Quote1 Wait... "Crappy super-villain": Isn't that an oxymoron? Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 40
Quote1 You're right: I can't. Not even to a stain on humanity like you. Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 41
Quote1 Y'know its funny. I'd almost forgotten... how much I don't miss high school. Quote2
Spider-Man's Tangled Web Vol 1 12
Quote1 Burn Crisqó's old sheets. The celebrity beach house just got a new guest. Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 42
Quote1 Heh. Well, I guess in the end, life's a beach! Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 43
Quote1 Your name was Gwen Stacy. Mine is Peter Parker. This is the story of how we fell in love. Or, more appropriately, how we almost didn't fall in love. Quote2
Spider-Man: Blue Vol 1 1
Quote1 But I got plans to meet a special lady at the airport tonight, and nobody's getting in my way. Especially-- --not-- you! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 42
Quote1 No, wait... I can see what you're trying to do. But I'm not biting, Norm. You're not worth it. Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 46
Quote1 And I'm sure they're going to ask what kind of idiot talks about one beautiful girl to another beautiful girl...? And, uh, the answer is... this kind of idiot. Me. Peter Parker. Quote2
Spider-Man: Blue Vol 1 3
Quote1 I won't have to kill you in return. I won't even have to send you in jail. Just being you-- that's life without parole. Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 47
Quote1 And all I can think is, there's no way she could've gotten that far ahead. It's not physically possible. Not unless she's a mutant. Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 48
Quote1 I don't need any promises, MJ. I'll wait for you as long as you need. Or until the stars turn cold and fall from the sky. Whichever comes first. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 45
Quote1 A million question and no one to answer them... very tantric. Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 49
Quote1 Because you have to know-- --that it's not true. And I'm going to take care of it. One way or another. But it's not true, MJ. I swear it. I swear it. I-- Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 47
Quote1 Short answer, Shocker: you're selfish, I'm not. Or at least I try not to be. Now grow up. My organs feel numb and I'm going home. That's what us heroes get to do. Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 52
Quote1 This is obnoxious. Even for me. Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 53
Quote1 Do you realize how many crimes I could have stopped while I was jerking around, putting on a show for you guys?! Putting on a show for money! Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 55
Quote1 Anybody ever tell you that you fight like a girl? I'm just asking in case there's anything you want to tell the group. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 53
Quote1 Maybe this whole beach is a Sandman factory, churning out idealized versions of yourself. Maybe-- Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 56
Quote1 I don't know how to make it make sense to you. I'm not even sure it makes sense to me. In the end, it all comes down to one, simple truth...I'm Spider-Man. Quote2
Spider-Man and Wolverine Vol 1 1
Quote1 I'm not perfect, Flash. I've... done things. I've been selfish. People have died because of me. But I accept that, and I own it. And maybe in all this mess I'm able to stay strong... Because I know I'm weak. Quote2
Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 57
Quote1 Everybody in our odd little community would deny it, but we all watch each other when we cross paths, looking for weaknesses, in case that day ever comes. In case they ever have to stop me...or I ever have to stop them. But we never talk about it. Ever. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 54
Quote1 ...hhh...I never sinned against you, Eddie. It's all about you and the suit, dude-- you two are like an old married couple. Quote2
Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 2 1
Quote1 Tell somebody you love them, or hit them, and you can't foresee all the possible consequences. You do "A" because it's a good thing. But "A" has consequence "B" which is a bad thing for somebody else. Sometimes I focus so much on what I'm doing right now to fix something, that I forget even bad guys have families. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 55
Quote1 I don't think it's Eddie Brock at all. I think it's the suit. It's looking for a new host. Quote2
Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 2 2
Quote1 What is it? Am I talking too much about the "Other Me", or maybe I didn't ask you how your day went, and I know how I can get caught up on one topic and talk for a long time without stopping in these really long run-on sentences and-- Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 56
Quote1 Yooooowchhhh!!! Hey. I think you fixed it. My shoulder. It feels bet-- Quote2
Spider-Man and Wolverine Vol 1 3
Quote1 I can't help wondering, what have I done? Did I just solve a problem, or create one? Did I just save Eddie Brock's life? Or did I just send him to hell? Quote2
Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 2 5
Quote1 And if you talk to any newspaper reporters, remind them that I've got a hyphen in my name! They always forget the hyphen! Quote2
Spider-Man/Doctor Octopus: Negative Exposure Vol 1 2
Quote1 Sorry I won't be able to oblige. I've been working on a new dance step. Oops. Now I've gone and put my foot in it. Quote2
Spider-Man/Doctor Octopus: Out of Reach Vol 1 2
Quote1 Love is never silent, Mr. Davis-- and it never dies. It lives in us, in our hearts... ...forever. Quote2
Spider-Man Unlimited Vol 3 1
Quote1 Well, technically, Octopi have arms... ...spiders have legs. And toned, shapely ones at that. Quote2
Spider-Man/Doctor Octopus: Negative Exposure Vol 1 4
Quote1 Whoa. Have you been lifting weights, tubbo? Hey, fat bottom-- --one good 'feet' deserves another. Quote2
Spider-Man/Doctor Octopus: Out of Reach Vol 1 3
Quote1 Jeez, you are the most anal-retentive super-villain of all time. Quote2
Spider-Man/Doctor Octopus: Negative Exposure Vol 1 5
Quote1 Your problem is, you're a dinosaur. Say it with me now: "Look everyone! I'm extinct!" Quote2
Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 2 10
Quote1 Out there, if I ever gave up, even for a second, it would all be over. But it's hard. I get tired. I get worn. Do you know what keeps me going? I know that I have to get home to you. I have to walk through that door. Quote2
Spider-Man Unlimited Vol 3 2
Quote1 "gets any worse" I mean, like, hitting people an' stuff. Especially old friends who are trying to do you a favor. Quote2
Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 2 11
Quote1 And that's all she wrote! Quote2
Spider-Man/Doctor Octopus: Out of Reach Vol 1 5
Quote1 Pardon me for interrupting, but do you people always run a background check on your new teachers? Quote2
Marvel Knights: Spider-Man Vol 1 1
Quote1 Yeah, listen. I know you must have idiots showing up and doing this all the time, but it really is me, Jarvis. Could you hit the buzzer and let me in? I'm getting soaked out here. Quote2
Marvel Knights: Spider-Man Vol 1 2
Quote1 Dude, you need to pick on someone your own size, species and/or gender. Say, what gender are you, anyway? Quote2
Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 2 14
Quote1 We had a deal, Eddie... And you broke it... So what are we gonna do now? Quote2
Venom Vol 1 14
Quote1 I'm sorry, Aunt May. Sorry for this stupid hobby that keeps killing people I love. Now you're gonna die just like Uncle Ben and just like Uncle's Peter Parker's fault. Quote2
Marvel Knights: Spider-Man Vol 1 3
Quote1 Uhh...jeez... I feel like I'm in high school again. Are you flirting with me? Quote2
Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 2 15
Quote1 Listen to Bushnick's editorial! "It's high time that the publisher of the Daily Bugle learns this valuable lesson...That the fourth estate wields great work, and with it, there must also come great responsibility." Couldn't have said it better myself. Quote2
She-Hulk Vol 1 4
Quote1 There are some things in my life that you just don't touch if you want to walk away with your spine intact. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 509
Quote1 Actually, Eddie... I know three things. I'm faster than you... I'm definitely--smarter than you... And I've always been... Stronger than you. Quote2
Venom Vol 1 16
Quote1 I still can't believe you never told me we were having money problems. I mean what did you think I was going to do? Push you off a building? Quote2
Marvel Knights: Spider-Man Vol 1 5
Quote1 I'm three days away from you finding me running around Times Square in nothing but my web-shooters and my mask whooping it up about power and responsibility. Quote2
Secret War Vol 1 3
Quote1 I guess maybe there's a reason for everything in our lives. Even our mistakes. Quote2
Spider-Man Unlimited Vol 3 5
Quote1 Seriously, I'm not the guy I was back in high school, you morons. First person lays a finger on me leaves the gym on a freakin' stretcher! Quote2
Marvel Knights: Spider-Man Vol 1 7
Quote1 Well, uh... ...I've made a couple of changes. Quote2
Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 2 20
Quote1 What the Bleep is WRONG with you? I almost had Doctor Doom until I tripped over you and this stupid [Bleep] camera! Now stop [Bleep] following me! If I see you again, I'll [Bleep] you [Bleep] camera up your [Bleep][Bleeeep]! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 513
Quote1 Keep on trudging ahead. And if you should happen to fall at some point along the way, Pete-- Get up. Dust yourself off. Don't look back... And try even harder the next go 'round. Quote2
Spider-Man Unlimited Vol 3 6
Quote1 John Jameson. Spider-Man's your son, Jonah. I really am truly sorry. Quote2
Marvel Knights: Spider-Man Vol 1 8
Quote1 Ahem. Like I was saying, I got two pairs. Two nines...' two more nines. That makes four. Read 'em an' weep, fatso. Quote2
Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 2 21
Quote1 Yeah...that's me: I'm the cleaning lady. Always got some kind of solution. But it never really gets out the stain. Quote2
Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 2 22
Quote1 Why is it that every time I've ever tried to get my life together--it almost always ends up with me being late for school? Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 515
Quote1 What am I doing? I've never lied to MJ before. Come on. Parker, that's another lie. You've lied plenty. But that was a different time. A different time. Quote2
Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 2 23
Quote1 Geez, let a guy plummet to his almost-death one time and you never hear the end of it. Quote2
Spider-Man Unlimited Vol 3 7
Quote1 Is it just me, or do you have a fascination with death? And should I be worried about this? Quote2
Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 2 24
Quote1 I mean "Gun-Toting-Maniac-With-A-Skull-On-His-Chest" crazy. I mean, REALLY. You and the Punisher would really get along. Well, probably not... Quote2
Marvel Team-Up Vol 3 5
Quote1 Why, if it ain't my pal, the human gasbag! Quote2
Spider-Man Human Torch Vol 1 2
Quote1 Just try not to blow up the whole neighborhood, okay? My favorite Indian take-out is around here somewhere. What? You don't like tandoori? Quote2
Spider-Man: Breakout Vol 1 1
Quote1 And I'm Spider-Man. Weird things happen to me all the time. Quote2
Spider-Man Unlimited Vol 3 9
Quote1 If I'm right...and I think I am..all those hits were just a diversion from their real agenda: to smuggle something very dangerous into the country. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 520
Quote1 Just remember: as my Uncle Ben once said-- --with great power there must also come great responsibility. Quote2
Spider-Man Unlimited Vol 3 10
Quote1 I'm sorry... ...but this whole adventure was ridiculous! Quote2
Marvel Team-Up Vol 3 10
Quote1 Logan, I swear to God...I think I'm going to kill them. Magneto. His stupid daughter. I'm gonna kill them with my bare hands. I'm not -- I'm not going to be able to stop myself. Quote2
House of M Vol 1 5
Quote1 Yeah, after all those years on my own, I could get used to this Avengers thing. I could definitely get used to this. Quote2
Spider-Man: Breakout Vol 1 5
Quote1 This slasherday thing's getting everyone nervous. I want Razorfist put away fast. Maybe then I'll believe you can teach your symbiote some manners. Quote2
Toxin Vol 1 5
Quote1 Do you know how many rank amateur super-villains I've beat the stuffing out of today? You guys are stupider than the real Absorbing Man! Quote2
Marvel Knights: Spider-Man Vol 1 17
Quote1 Well -- It was nice knowing all of you. Quote2
Marvel Team-Up Vol 3 12
Quote1 may not have a wife...but I do. And she hates it when I'm late on dinner-and-a-movie-night. Quote2
Spider-Man Unlimited Vol 3 12
Quote1 Empire State University. Where Spider-Man was born. And, now, where he may die. Oh, the irony. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 526
Quote1 That's what I love about this city. Every time I need to hit someone really, really hard, some jerk steps up and volunteers. Quote2
Son of M Vol 1 1
Quote1 MJ... May... I'll never leave you again. Never. Never. Never. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 527
Quote1 But now I think... maybe there's even more to the powers I got that day, and maybe I can use them to help people more than I ever imagined. Tonight, if I hadn't been open to those powers, I might never have reached that girl in time. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 528
Quote1 ...someone wanna tell me where the naked guy came from? Quote2
Sensational Spider-Man Vol 2 25
Quote1 It would be simpler, and more legal, if guys like me registered. If we were regulated, like the AMA or any of those other initial-groups. The problem is that after registration always comes regulation. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 531
Quote1 How did--? This... You... What are you? A ghost? Quote2
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 1 8
Quote1 Somewhere, there's a one-liner about me "crashing this little party." Quote2
Sensational Spider-Man Vol 2 26
Quote1 What have you done now!? What kind of crazy trick is this? And... what? They don't have carburetors in the future, with all the smoke that thing's giving off? Quote2
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 1 9
Quote1 My name is Peter Parker, and I've been Spider-Man since I was fifteen years old. Any questions? Quote2
Civil War Vol 1 2
Quote1 Richards was wrong; you're not a symptom, you're-- --you're insane!! You're-- nothing!!! A cold-blooded nothing that shouldn't even be breathing. Reality check, Stregon. It's not mammals or reptiles that rule the world--It's spiders!!! Quote2
Sensational Spider-Man Vol 2 27
Quote1 Well, there's the whole thousands of mutant-controlled energy fields inside a mystery man in a place where millions of mutants died? Sounds bad. Quote2
New Avengers Vol 1 20
Quote1 Because everyone's picking sides, everyone's being recruited, but... that's not your style, I know. You're your own woman. Quote2
Sensational Spider-Man Vol 2 29
Quote1 Huh. Maybe I should've dressed up like a bat instead of a spider. Strike fear into my enemies... Nah. Dumb idea. Quote2
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 1 12
Quote1 If the cost of silence is the soul of the country...If the cost of tacit support is that we lose the very things that make this nation the greatest in human history, then the price is too high. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 536
Quote1 I've made you and MJ targets. Taken away what little semblance of a normal life we had. God, if the Chameleon had hurt you or... ...or worse... Quote2
Sensational Spider-Man Vol 2 31
Quote1 Peter Parker, masquerading as your friendly neighborhood gym teacher. But that Arrow woman was right. I can't just abandon the kids. Not until I'm sure that I've thrown enough of a scare into the underworld... Quote2
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 1 14
Quote1 Jeez. Mooney. Rhymes with loony. Quote2
Moon Knight Vol 5 7
Quote1 And maybe you want to think about what you would call weakness-- and others, compassion-- isn't always such a bad thing. Quote2
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 1 16
Quote1 So, White Tiger -- are you one of Hector's cousins or nieces? Because you have his NON-sense of humor. Quote2
White Tiger Vol 1 3
Quote1 Whether a law is right or wrong, moral or immoral, is an idea, a personal philosophy... but it always seems that fights over ideas skip over the barrier into the real world and become battles of real violence. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 538
Quote1 And now with all that's happened... The police, the army, everybody's after me... What was the point? What was--? Dammit. >sigh< Quote2
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 1 17
Quote1 We're the NEW New Avengers. Quote2
New Avengers Vol 1 27
Quote1 And the rest of you -- be careful, okay? The world's not... it's not so fun anymore, you know? I don't want to go to any more of these. Quote2
Punisher War Journal Vol 2 4
Quote1 I will find them. And when I do--I'm going to kill them. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 539
Quote1 Look, Marko... I dunno if I'm going to be that much help to you anyway. I'm not a detective. All I know is this: There have been two Uncle Bens in my life. One showed up out of nowhere some months back, and then vanished. Quote2
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 1 18
Quote1 Thank God. I wasn't sure Mr. Fantastic would help me since I'm not part of his so-called "Initiative"... Quote2
Sensational Spider-Man Vol 2 36
Quote1 Just one thing, Mr. Fisk. You can die. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 540
Quote1 You're from the future. His future. It was the only way you could know that the other Spider-Man was from 2211. And since there's been a future Spider-Man... and future Hobgoblin... Why not a future Chameleon? Quote2
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 1 19
Quote1 Hey, that look is trade-marked! Ya gotta pay ten bucks if you're gonna do that! Quote2
Spider-Man and the Fantastic Four Vol 1 1
Quote1  --the damage had already been done, Felicia, and... ...and Jordan knows how close he came. And now..., he has to live with that part of himself, for the rest of his life. Quote2
Sensational Spider-Man Vol 2 37
Quote1 End of the road, Fisk. You. Me. RIGHT NOW. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 541
Quote1 Because Flash Thompson is my friend! And if you think you're going to get away with him, you're-- --you're-- --absolutely right, apparently. Quote2
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 1 20
Quote1 If you ever laugh, let me know so I can hide underground. Quote2
Spider-Man and the Fantastic Four Vol 1 3
Quote1 I've done something far worse than kill you, Fisk. I've beaten you. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 542
Quote1 Like hell. I'm getting showered, changed......and then Jonah Jameson and I are going to have a long Quote2
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 1 22
Quote1 You...You snuck up on me and my spider-sense didn't go off...Who are you? Quote2
Sensational Spider-Man Vol 2 40
Quote1 And we shall be called... the Fellowship of the Ring. Quote2
White Tiger Vol 1 6
Quote1 She took a bullet intended for me, Stephen. If I'd moved just a second faster, if I'd seen -- I can't let her die like this, not when it's my fault. I can't live with that. I can't, I --- God...God...God...For God's sake, me...please help me. Quote2
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 1 24
Quote1 Oh, fought some crime, saved the world with a war-maiden in chain mail bikini, had my blood sacrificed to an ego-maniac with a skin condition... you know, the usual. Quote2
Spider-Man / Red Sonja Vol 1 5
Quote1 Family, eh? Well, face it, tiger, you just hit the jackpot! Quote2
Spider-Man Family Vol 2 6
Quote1 You would not believe the day I'm having. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 546
Quote1 And once again, the Spider-Cheese stands alone. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 550
Quote1 So, what's your story, sweet cheeks? Is there an introductory super-villain promotion going on? Because you're my third newbie this month! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 553
Quote1 Still, shooting the mutant with a healing factor probably wasn't the best use of your arrows. You're just going to make him...mad. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 555
Quote1 H-Have t-to admit, though...I'm s-starting to wish I'd b-been bitten by a radioactive p-polar bear. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 556
Quote1 You'll never make the Yankees with a swing like that! Or even the Mets! Of course I don't think they have a uniform in your size. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 558
Quote1 Oh my God. Cap's back. Quote2
Avengers / Invaders Vol 1 1
Quote1 Hello? Creepy waif girl? Sorry about the "paper doll" crack. That seemed to touch a nerve. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 560
Quote1 Thanks for the heads up "mystery girl". In fact, thanks for all of 'em. We made a pretty good team. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 561
Quote1 Whoa! I haven't seen this many villains, thugs, and lowlifes in one place since I watched C-Span's coverage of congress yesterday! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 563
Quote1 You can't arrest me. I'm the good guy Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 564
Quote1 Devil Man, Devil Man, Dares whatever a devil can. Is he brave? Listen here. Just call 'im the Man sans Fear. Hey there! There goes the Devil Man! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 566
Quote1 Life sucks sometimes... but it's always worth living. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Family Vol 1 1
Quote1 I'd take fifth home. I've been patrolling it pretty hard the last couple of nights. Quote2
Venom: Dark Origin Vol 1 1
Quote1 Well, I never thought I'd say this...Spider-Man's gonna save me! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 567
Quote1 You did not tell a Skrull you locked in the freezer to "chill out." Quote2
Secret Invasion: The Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 3
Quote1 You say you don't want the responsibility? Guess what? People like us...we don't get a choice. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Annual Vol 1 35
Quote1 But without a Tommy Gun and a "dirty rat"--you're not my Hammerhead. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 575
Quote1 If Johnny Storm doesn't jump out right now and tell me I've been super-punked, someone's getting hit in the gonads. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 576
Quote1 Kill him? Wait, you mean this isn't the Love Boat?! Dang, I was really hoping you and Charo could help me rekindle my marriage...I really got to update my references. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 577
Quote1 Is that Hoary Hosts with an "H" or with a "W"? Quote2
Avengers / Invaders Vol 1 6
Quote1 Stand back and, above all, ignore my girlish scream of anguish -- because this is gonna hurt. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 579
Quote1 I know who I am. Who are you? Gray Guy? Half-Tone, the Faceless Wonder? Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 580
Quote1 Are you kidding? I just spent two weeks getting shot, buried alive and crawling through sewers. You bet your adamantium tuchus I feel like it. Quote2
X-Men / Spider-Man Vol 1 2
Quote1 My aunt lives around here, by the way. Do you know what the sound of gunshots does to her property value? Quote2
Ms. Marvel Vol 2 34
Quote1 Too slow, Golden Boy. Me on the other hand? I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee...well, more like float like a spider, sting like a spider. Which is odd, because spiders neither float nor sting. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 582
Quote1 It's hard to face your fears. But sometimes, you must. Then... and only then... can be at peace with them. Quote2
Spider-Man: Fear Itself Vol 2 1
Quote1 Ya hear that, Chameleon? The President-elect here just appointed me... Secretary of Shuttin' You Up! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 583
Quote1 I'm not a serial killer! I like...nay love cereal! Fruit Loops is my favorite! Then again, Lucky Charms isn't so bad, either. Believe me, I'm a firm believer that every red-blooded American kid should start his day with a half-pound of sugar, magic marshmallows, and a spastic leprechaun who wants to steal your breakfast. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 584
Quote1 Oh, no. No no no. That's -- that's Venom. That's Venom as me. That's -- and it's not even the good one. It's Mac Gargan... the Scorpion... Guy used to fight with a scorpion tail. You know... he used to throw his butt at you. Quote2
New Avengers Vol 1 50
Quote1 Seriously, a clinic that super heroes frequent and you think, "That's the place I want to rip off next"?! Let me ask you, and be honest, are you stupid? Or really, really stupid? Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man: Extra! Vol 1 3
Quote1 I am the Spider. I own the night. I'm your worst nightmare come to life, punk, and you're looking right at--*Kof!* *Hack!* How can he keep that up for an entire movie..? Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 589
Quote1 You're complaining about how you look? You've got a cool hood and cape...I'm wearing lime green! And I've got a star on the middle of my nose! Quote2
Avengers / Invaders Vol 1 9
Quote1 Wow, you know you're in crazytown when Osborn's the voice of reason. Quote2
Free Comic Book Day 2009 Avengers Vol 1 1
Quote1 I'm not your pal. And these? These aren't my clothes. This's my disguise. It's not who I am. This--this super hero stuff isn't my life! My real life's back on Earth! With my real friends and my real family... Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 591
Quote1 Have I been wrong all these years? Is snark a spider-ability? Quote2
Timestorm 2009/2099: Spider-Man One-Shot Vol 1 1
Quote1 Bowl Psi-Isad Oosh (say it fast) Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 598
Quote1 Check the rulebook, buddy! You're not allowed to bring automatic weapons into a super-people fight! Unless you're the Punisher 'cause, you know, who's gonna tell him it's against the rules? Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Annual Vol 1 36
Quote1 You've worked so hard, Harry, to do the right thing in your life...You risked save me...a man you hate...Kill him, and everything you've built in your life goes away. I promise you. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 599
Quote1 Hey, do you guys realize that the acronym for "Anti-Spider Squad" is A.S.S.? So I can call you big A.S.S.!, and you dumb A.S.S. and if your team does a tie-in with Hershey's, you can each be a candy A.S.S.! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Digital Vol 1 1
Quote1 Man. I should start a blog. "" Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 601
Quote1 Hi, Danielle. I Pida-Man. Spida-Mun. Spider-Man. I don't even know what I just blabbered. Just pick the one that made the most sense. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 605
Quote1 I let it all go by pulling her closer and everything else fades away. For a second.. the last second before my brain shuts off and I become all body, I can't help but think what a bad idea this is... And I smile. Bring it on. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 606
Quote1 You down to punishing strippers now, Frank? Quote2
Punisher Annual Vol 2 1
Quote1 She's a bad guy, folks. You should stop giving her attention and use the internet for what it was invented for...using the Googles to find Norman Os-porn. Everybody knows that. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 608
Quote1 Eesh! And I though I was obnoxious! Quote2
Web of Spider-Man Vol 2 1
Quote1 Yeah, well I need a Video Music Award, but you don't see me attacking Taylor Swift. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 609
Quote1 To coin a cliche: Face it tigress -- you just hit the jackpot! Quote2
Incredible Hercules Vol 1 137
Quote1 I need to give myself a paper cut from an irradiated hundred dollar bill. Quote2
Spider-Man: The Root of all Annoyance Vol 1 1
Quote1 Sorry folks, Screwball's webcast is off the air. Please go back to watching monkeys on ice-skates or whatever else you do with the internet. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 610
Quote1 You think this is a lot of wreckage? This is nothin'! This one time, Doc Ock dumped his entire underwater headquarters on me! Water was rushing in...but I never gave up! I never gave in! I have to be equal to my strength -- or else I don't deserve it! NNNN! The strain -- NNNNN! -- it's unbearable -- but -- but -- um, yeah... Actually, I can't lift this. Little help over here? Please? Bueller? Quote2
Assault on New Olympus Vol 1 1
Quote1 Be right back. Gotta hit the little Peter room. Quote2
Ms. Marvel Vol 2 47
Quote1 I'm talking to the guy who's filming, watching, and getting his jollies from every minute of this. You went too far this time, Mysterio! Now it's personal! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 619
Quote1 Jonah may be--is--the cheapest, most arrogant, most annoying carbon-based life form in the galaxy...but even he deserves not to be smeared. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 623
Quote1 What do I do now? How did I lose this badly? How much worse can my life get? Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 624
Quote1 No, you want people to love you for being the good guy. It's not the same thing. Quote2
Deadpool Vol 4 21
Quote1 Y'think maybe we could move this relationship into another area? Personally, I think we're ready-- --let's swing, baby! Quote2
Web of Spider-Man Vol 2 7
Quote1 This...this won't please the Enigma Force. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 628
Quote1 Oh, God. You're finally going to do it, aren't you, Mac? You're finally going to kiss me. Quote2
Siege: Spider-Man Vol 1 1
Quote1 Look, none of us sought the power we have. It just happened to us. We're all here by--accident! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 629
Quote1 Yep, that's me... just your friendly neighborhood Spider-God. Quote2
Astonishing Spider-Man & Wolverine Vol 1 1
Quote1 Yeah, business as usual. I'm just a "misunderstood guy with a good heart." Quote2
Peter Parker Vol 1 4
Quote1 May...I...I know that I've been annoying you lately. And I'm sorry...I just...I need you Aunt May. Please, stop yelling...I need to know we don't all want to hurt each other...that can't be what's inside everyone. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 633
Quote1 Stop! Come back here! Or... Or I'll say "stop" again! Quote2
Web of Spider-Man Vol 2 9
Quote1 And that's why you and our mutual friend here have the same aura, flattop... you both believe just whatever you want to. Quote2
Web of Spider-Man Vol 2 10
Quote1 The wisest man I ever knew told me with great power comes great responsibility. The smartest man I know lives that. Every day. And I'm proud to call him a friend... ...and Stretcho. Quote2
Spider-Man / Fantastic Four Vol 1 2
Quote1 I blew it, Strange, I did the one thing I promised myself I would never do. I put my family in the crosshairs and no matter how many times I go over it in my head, I keep coming back to the same thing. I need the world to forget that I'm Spider-Man. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 640
Quote1 Hang on! Baby's first ride's about to get bumpy! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 643
Quote1 My ex-girlfriends becoming girlfriends? They're gonna spend all their time talking about me, I just know it. Good ol' Parker luck. You never fail to fail... Quote2
Web of Spider-Man Vol 2 12
Quote1 Remember me? From the fashion police? I'm here about all the white you're wearing after Labor Day. Quote2
Shadowland: Spider-Man Vol 1 1
Quote1 This isn't good. Haven't seen him since the massacre. He was part of a crew of super villains that Carnage led through New York City, slaughtering as many civilians as they could. The worst part is the madness spread. Everyday people started rioting... murdering. It was mayhem. Quote2
Carnage Vol 1 1
Quote1 Lucky that is exactly how I would describe myself, he said sarcastically. Quote2
Avengers Vol 4 6
Quote1 You accepted each other for who you are. You were family. Just knowing that was possible...that it might be possible for means a lot. It still does. Quote2
Spider-Man / Fantastic Four Vol 1 4
Quote1  --so I was thinking...since you have the abilities of giant vampire bat, why not just take the name of Batm-- Quote2
Spider-Man vs. Vampires (MDCU) Vol 1 1
Quote1 Everyone thinks your brother's an impossible act to follow. Between him and Captain America-- --there are some role models that always seem to be out of reach. Best the rest of us can do is keep trying. Quote2
Klaws of the Panther Vol 1 3
Quote1 What?! Oh, this?! It's how I do my best work! In the buff! Say! Isn't this a private lab?! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 650
Quote1 I get to call Rocket Racer and apologize making fun of his name... Quote2
Carnage Vol 1 2
Quote1 And with all my gear here in my secure vault, for once my Peter-Parker-life is 100% Spider-Free Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 651
Quote1 With my spider-strength, speed, and agility nothing could've stopped me from landing any sports scholarship-- or getting on any professional team I wanted. Nothing except a sense of responsibility. And a tiny bit of pride. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 652
Quote1 That's a crazy expensive way for things to end. I mean, even for Brooklyn that's gotta be expensive. Quote2
Invincible Iron Man Vol 1 500
Quote1 Logan. Buddy. If I knew you were coming I'd have baked a cake. But if you want at my little lizard pal, you're gonna have to go through me. Quote2
X-Men Vol 3 7
Quote1 How are you walking like that?! At these G's?! You been workin' out, Mac?! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 653
Quote1 I'm done. Done accepting things the way they are. I swear to you... ...from now on... ...whenever I'm around, wherever I am... No one dies! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 655
Quote1 I can do this. It's not impossible. Not for me. I have great power, resources, and resolve. And I will make this work. Not for Uncle Ben, Captain Stacy, Gwen, Marla, or any of the others I failed in the past. This is for you, for all of the living, for everyone out there! I'm going to make you all proud. You'll see. I promise. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 656
Quote1 Oy. With the guilt. Fine! Wanna be in the Fantastic Four, Spidey? Sure. What? Oh. We're the Future Foundation now. Bait n' switch if you ask me. Razzin' frazzin'... Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 658
Quote1 Home sweet home! Dimensionally if not geographically that is... Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 659
Quote1 Miss Frost, you've got to get to the machine. Make with the smashing! Quote2
X-Men Vol 3 10
Quote1 This has got to be the worst alternate universe ever. Quote2
Deadpool Annual Vol 1 1
Quote1 I don't even know how long I've been going. Fifteen, sixteen hours? Carlie is alright, thank God. I found her in her apartment with a knife, scared that every killer she ever helped put away was coming to get her. No one's heard from May, but everything's down now. She could be anywhere... But the one place she probably is, I can't seem to get to. Because no matter how I scared I am for her... ...I can't let people die. Quote2
Fear Itself: Spider-Man Vol 1 1
Quote1 Careful, Ben! The Sinister Six aren't pushovers -- believe me, I know! Terrible dressers? Yes! Intermittent deodorant users? Double yes! But pushovers -- not! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 660
Quote1 This is my fault. I brought them up against an enemy they're not even close to ready for. And now they're going to die. And it's all my fault... Just like Marla...Just like Uncle Ben. I didn't save him. He died because I was weak. Because I wasn't good enough. I made a promise to him that day that I could never be good enough to keep... But I swore I'd never stop trying. I know I'm not good enough. I never will be. That's no excuse to stop fighting. No matter how much it scares me. No matter how much it hurts. Ben Parker taught me that. And nothing scares me more than letting him down. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 661
Quote1 Nothing was going to stop it. And, like that, the Avengers were never going to be the same again. No joke. Quote2
Avengers Vol 4 13
Quote1 Batroc? Let the leaping begin! ... The thing is, you're so mock-able. I'm sorry, but you wear a mask and use your own name? That's not a secret identity, Bats. That's just an identity. With a mask. Quote2
Heroes for Hire Vol 3 7
Quote1 Not gonna happen. I'm not giving up on you. Any of you. There have been plenty of times I wanted to give up on myself. When just about everybody wrote me off. But there was always someone who didn't. Some of those people are still around... and some aren't. They believed in me. And there's no way I'd let them down. I believe in you. And this foot! I know you've been through a lot. Things nobody should have to face. But I'll show you there's always a better way. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 662
Quote1 I can feel it, gnawing at me. The fear. It's so raw, so real... I see them all, everyone I care about, everyone I love. Carlie... dead. Mary Jane, dead because of me. Aunt May, dead. Because I wasn't good enough. I wasn't fast enough, I wasn't strong enough, I wasn't smart enough, and she's dead because of me. My fault. My responsibility. And I failed them. I failed them all. Please, God, somebody make it stop. The fear is so strong it's like I'm on fire. So powerful I can feel it. Quote2
Fear Itself: Spider-Man Vol 1 2
Quote1 There is no hope. I can barely stand. I can't feel my right arm. There's blood in my eyes, my ears. He's stronger than me. I can't even hurt him. There is no hope... but luckily... I'm too big of an idiot to accept it. Quote2
Fear Itself: Spider-Man Vol 1 3
Quote1 You are so related to Wolverine. Quote2
X-23 Vol 3 13
Quote1 Hey. If you're watching this, you know what's going on. Some New Yorkers woke up today with spider-powers... And they're tearing the city apart. And all over the world, no one's asking "Why would they do that?" Because everybody knows... New Yorkers are loud, rude, obnoxious jerks! Well, guess what? The rest of the world is wrong! 'Cause today, like a lot of you, I found out that I've got spider-powers too! And I'm gonna do my part! My name's Peter Parker, I'm a native New Yorker... And when I look around this city, I don't see a bunch a' jerks. Know what I see? Teachers, nurses, cops, parents, neighboors, friends... Good people who give their all! Everywhere I look, I see heroes! Now lets show 'em this didn't just happen to the jerks, it happened to the real New Yorkers too! And that today, we're not just heroes... We're Super-Heroes! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 668
Quote1 I think when I went through that door I kept saying over and over in my mind... I need to go to Tahiti. I need a million dollars. I need a new girlfriend. What do I get? A Jarvis burger and a fruity drink. Quote2
FF Vol 1 10
Quote1 Brrr... what was that? Something bad is going down somewhere. Something verrrry bad. But that wasn't my spider-sense. That was my Peter Parker-sense tingling. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 675
Quote1 They can chain her up, but they can't take away her bad luck powers. And if I know Felicia...She's not sitting still waiting for a rescue. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 677
Quote1 Well, technically... what we did was not blow up Manhattan. But, yeah, I'll count that as a win. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 679
Quote1 Why didn't I see it before?! Doc's ice pellet! It's the same tech I created for my cryo cube! And the armor he's using... It's based on my helmet design! His stealth satellites... are using the same principle as my noice reduction system! All my inventions for Horizon, everything I've put out into the world--Doc's modified it! Twisted it! I've given him everything he needs! THIS IS ALL MY FAULT! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 686
Quote1 Two minutes earlier, Silver Sable put her life on the line, with no weapons and no expectation it was going to work. It was one of the bravest things I'd ever seen. But now, it looked lime Sable was back to her old mercenary self. Until I saw something no one else votadas to see... A smile for the princesas and her new husband. It was a teeny one. Blink and it was gone... But I saw it. And that's when I knew who Silver Sable really was. Incredibly brave. One of the most dangerous fighters I've ever seen...but she only pretended to be all about the money...because sometimes she put it all on the line for love. It's why she did everything. Love of her country. Family. Friends. Love of a rare vintage of champagne. And most of all, a love of adventure--Of life. Quote2
Avenging Spider-Man Vol 1 8
Quote1 This is a hunt. I'm not here to fight you--- I'm here to end you! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 688
Quote1 It's been eight days since the fall of Wakanda. Eight days since we came here with our tail between our legs. And every day since. It's only gotten worse. It's gotten so that every time I hear that mystical portal start to open. My heart sinks. I haven't cracked a joke in weeks. There's just nothing funny about the end of the world. Quote2
Avengers vs. X-Men Vol 1 9
Quote1 Something else Ben used to say..."With great powers comes great responsibility." I learned the truth of that one the hard way...right here. An accident at the science hall gave me my powers--but in that old warehouse, I truly learned what it means to be Spider-Man. And now it's gone. But Jonah was right, it won't be forgotten. I can never forget. This site will always be a reminder of my great responsibilites. I'm trying, Uncle Ben...and I'll always keep trying. That's my promise. Quote2
Peter Parker, Spider-Man Vol 1 156.1
Quote1 One scientific mishap, and hours later I'm sewing a costume. Déjà diddly vu. Okay, world, better hang on to your hat... Here comes Alpha! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 692
Quote1 And... And I guess he was right after all... someone is killing the Brooklyn Avengers. Quote2
Web of Spider-Man Vol 1 129.1
Quote1 My life gets pretty crazy sometimes. And... and sometimes I don't remember to thank the people who mean a lot to me. But this week reminded me that friends from the past are important. And also that good things can come...even out of tragedy. Quote2
Web of Spider-Man Vol 1 129.2
Quote1 Hate it whenever they say 'Plan B'. That's super villain code for 'blow everything up'. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 693
Quote1 Miles Morales. Miles Morales. I wonder if we have a Miles Morales? Oh my God. Quote2
Spider-Men Vol 1 5
Quote1 Surrounded by a pack of vicious velociraptors. It's like this nightmare I had once...only this time I'm not naked. Quote2
Avenging Spider-Man Vol 1 14
Quote1 My mind must be going. I brought super villains into this...almost freed the Lizard. I shouldn't be a part of any of this. I--I'm Spider-Man. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 699
Quote1 That was me, Otto. You can't hear me, can you? You don't even known I'm here. Doesn't matter. You don't get to kill. I won't let you. I don't know how, but I am still in the fight! I am Peter Parker. And I swear I'll find a way back! Quote2
Superior Spider-Man Vol 1 1
Quote1 One scientific mishap, and hours later I'm sewing a costume. Déjà diddly vu. Okay world, better hang on to your hat... here comes Alpha! Quote2
Alpha: Big Time Vol 1 0.1
Quote1 Figures. Fuzzball gets the hot cat-lady, and I get locked in the bathroom. Quote2
A + X Vol 1 4
Quote1 That's weird. The master plan was to drop me in the ocean to drown? Not likely. These guys never work like this together. So who's rallying the troops? To be this organized? They need a boss. A general. A Kingpin. Quote2
Marvel Knights: Spider-Man Vol 2 2
Quote1 Each night has the same pattern. It begins with the hope that people won't need me. And each night ends the same way... Knowing there isn't enough time... That there's always more to do... That even Spider-Man can run out of strength. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 700.1
Quote1 Once the fighting began, instinct just took over. Carnage flowing through your venom. Quote2
Marvel Knights: Spider-Man Vol 2 3
Quote1 I beg to differ, matchstick-- --but I'm not exactly sweatin' this one. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 700.3
Quote1 But sometimes fighting fire with fire isn't the answer... Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 700.4
Quote1 I'm Peter Parker! I'm back! And this is just the beginning! Because I swear to you... I will be-- FREE! Quote2
Superior Spider-Man Vol 1 25
Quote1 And then I think I got it. As long as you have that one thing in place... the rest will take care of itself. Quote2
Marvel Knights: Spider-Man Vol 2 5
Quote1 My name is Peter Parker. The real Peter Parker, that is. For a while I had been locked in this brain that Ock and I both shared. Call my role in all of this what you will: a participant in his life, an observer to his memories, but watching this particular Superior Spider-Man unfold has given me new perspective on Ock's actions. And while I don't condone the things he's done, I can at least understand them a bit more. To his credit, it was Otto's scientific findings that helped create the Goblin cure, so in a way he did win his battle with Norman. Because not only did he kill the Green Goblin as we know him, but he did it through science. The irony being that what finally enabled this scientific mastermind to become a Superior person, was when he stopped thinking with his head... and started thinking with his heart. As for me, I'm just happy to be back. A lot has changed in my life, and a lot of consequences need to be faced. But for the time being it feels good to look in the mirror and know that behind those Baby Browns is... Amazing Spider-Man Quote2
Superior Spider-Man Team-Up Vol 1 12
Quote1 What do I do now? I've let you down, Uncle Ben. And now Aunt May too. Before, she was afraid I was a drug dealer. Now, if she knew the truth, she'd be even more upset. That's it. I'm through being Spider-Man! I'm done! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 3 1.3
Quote1 That-- that was one of the Watcher's eyes?! But the Watcher's seen... everything. Ahh! Millions of secrets! Things that were kept from me! Filling my head all at once! The spider! After it bit me-- --it bit someone else?! A girl? I--never knew! Who is she? Ezekiel?! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 3 4
Quote1 I didn't know where else to go... Clash is my responsibility. I inspired him. Helped make him. Spurred him on. And I couldn't stop him. I can't stop him. And on top of that, I've let everyone down. I've let you down. I don't know what to do. I'm sorry. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 3 1.4
Quote1 Today was a bump in the road, but I'm feeling good about all of this. One Super Villain's cured. A zillion more to go. I can do this. I've got my own company! All these resources. Good friends by my side. I can feel it. We're gonna change the worlds! This is going to work! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 3 6
Quote1 Hope you were watching, Uncle Ben. 'Cause I did that for you. Kept everyone safe. Kept them from being scared. And I made it fun. It doesn't matter that most of 'em wouldn't have lifted a finger for Peter Parker. That's not why you do it. You do it 'cause it's the right thing to do. Because it's what you would've done. You were more than a father to me, Ben Parker. More than a role model...You were my hero. Now it's my turn. Because from now on, I'm going to be yours! You'll see. I'm going to give it my all! We'll have fun! I'll never quit--and it's going to be amazing! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 3 1.5
Quote1 Jonah only goes after me because he loves this city. He genuinely believes Spider-Man is a menace to society. Always has. Look, I'm not saying you have to like everybody you meet. Or that you can't get mad at people when they screw up. Just that it might be worth a minute to try and see things from the other guy's side. Turns out most people--even the grumpy ones who yell--probably don't deserve blunt force trauma on the head. Quote2
AXIS: Revolutions Vol 1 1
Quote1 I said, "You're welcome." Sorry, I have laryngitis. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Annual Vol 2 1
Quote1 Hey! You kids! I can hear yer party from the next block! Wit' yer beat or beat-like combos and yer glow-sticks! An' yer skinny ties! I work nights ovah heah! I gotta goldfish wit' an anxiety problem! Turn it down! Wait, wait, wait--wrong rant. What I meant to say was--break it up, okay? Please? 'Cause, I mean... okay, I came in a little late, but... We're not this. The Avengers are not this. Our job is not to bring walking tanks to do our talking for us. Or thunder gods, or big hair, or--or whatever else. It's not to wade in with overwhelming force to protect our authority when we're in the wrong. And right now you are in the wrong, Tony--Sam. And you know it. So... So back off, guys. Or you can come through me. Because I am an Avenger. And that... That is what we are. But, uh... Obviously I'm hoping you don't come through me... Quote2
Captain America and the Mighty Avengers Vol 1 3
Quote1 Vile?! We're vile? You were about to cut open a baby! Know what, Great Hunters? Spider season is over! It's dirtbag season. Get 'em! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 3 14
Quote1 No contest, Otto. A real hero wouldn't have threatened Anya's life. Or risked the fate of the universe to save his own skin. The greatest heroes put others in front of themselves. One day you will understand that. On the day you sacrifice everything. The day you give up that body. The day you finally accept that I am the Superior Spider-Man! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 3 15
Quote1 Avengers Assemble! What? It's a better battle cry than "Geronimo!" Quote2
S.H.I.E.L.D. Vol 3 3
Quote1 Seriously, what is it with New York? Would it kill you to invade Denver once? But no. You've always got to destroy Central Park or eat the Statue of Liberty... Bad guys are such tourists. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Special Vol 1 1
Quote1 Choices matter. Fate is fragile. I know because I'm not just a physicist. I'm your typical Friendly Neighborhood Web-Spinner. And I have a very bad feeling Yuri Watanabe just made a very bad choice. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 3 16.1
Quote1 We're not just our failures. As much as they hurt, we learn from them. Then we go out there and do our best to make up for them-- Even though we never will. We save people. We save as many as we can to make up for the ones we couldn't. That's all we do. Quote2
All-New Captain America Special Vol 1 1
Quote1 I trusted you, Yuri. I trusted you! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 3 18.1
Quote1 The Yuri Watanabe I knew was a passionate cop and reluctant vigilante. This woman--I'm not sure who she is. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 3 19.1
Quote1 The world turns, people turn, everything turns. And it never turns. What can you say? It's the circle of life. But it isn't really a circle. Not really. It's a Spiral. The thing about spirals? So go up. Some go down. And some just go 'round and 'round. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 3 20.1
Quote1 We're not here to build a fortune. We're here to build the future. We live in a time where heroes save the world every day. But what are they saving it for? My greatest hero was my Uncle Ben. He saved so many people's worlds, you wouldn't believe it. Helping a neighbour with their mortgage. Another with his groceries. He barely had anything, but he did so much with what he had. Running a global company like this is the most power I'll ever have. And in his name, I'm gong to do it responsibly. Create jobs. Equal employment. Green technologies. A chance for all of us to work together... not to save a world, but to make a world worth saving. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 1
Quote1 Spent most of my life paycheck to paycheck. Always late with the rent. Now look at me. Name on the building. Forty-seven buildings actually. And gotta say, loving the view. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 2
Quote1 The way Peter tells it, May, you're not his aunt. You raised him. You're his mom. And I know if he had to... he'd stop the world for you. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 4
Quote1 Has Silk gone bad? Quote2
Silk Vol 2 2
Quote1 All of Parker Industries' greatest discoveries have come from helping Spidey out. That is how we work here. We help him save the world, then we repurpose that tech to make that world a better place. You'll see. It's all for the best. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 6
Quote1 Just hate him... hate him. It's easy. You've been doing it for years. Just... I need so much therapy. Quote2
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 1
Quote1 All right. That was actually a pretty smart -- though completely evil -- move. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 7
Quote1 ...Happy Valentine's Day, Spider-Man. You get to resuscitate an old man you just pulled up from the sewer. Quote2
Year of Marvels: February Infinite Comic Vol 1 1
Quote1 You know exactly who he is -- he's Spider-Man. And he just saved everyone's butts so show a little respect. At least more than you show me. Quote2
Spider-Man Vol 2 2
Quote1 Just be straight with me, Crystal. You wouldn't keep showing up by these things if you hadn't found anything. And hey -- I'm the guy who third-wheeled your dates with Johnny Storm while the Inhumans were still a secret society. Whatever it is you're keeping from the world at large -- you can trust me. Quote2
All-New Inhumans Vol 1 5
Quote1 So long, Santies. The next time you need help... ask somebody else. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 1.4
Quote1 I know you grew up as isolationists, Crystal... but you don't have to go it alone anymore. Quote2
All-New Inhumans Vol 1 6
Quote1 I don't know where you are. Or what you're planning. But I know it's big. And I know if we don't stop you, it'll be our fault. So yeah, I'm ready to lose it all -- if it means taking you down! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 10
Quote1 Did I just get rescued by two girls? Awesome. Quote2
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Vol 1 5
Quote1 Which is why I wanted to get you started early. Understanding your powers... and the responsibility that comes with them. Quote2
Civil War II: Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 1
Quote1 I don't know... super hero movies are getting so gloomy these days. All the heroes want to do is fight each other... shouldn't comic book movies be kid-friendly? Quote2
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 6
Quote1 Roman got so obsessed with his "mission" he let it take over his life. Probably a lesson in there for guys like us. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 15
Quote1 As Spider-Man. And I don't always win. And people die. But look at this and imagine... what I could do with it as Peter Parker. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 16
Quote1 Oh crap, he's right behind me, isn't he? Quote2
Venom: Space Knight Vol 1 11
Quote1 I'm going to ignore Mr. Sunshine, Ulysses. Anyway, as for what to do about the things you see... leave that to the rest of us. Quote2
Civil War II: Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 4
Quote1 No, Brain. It was a good thing. Your old master did something noble that day-- and humble. He admitted that I was the Superior Spider-Man. He asked for help. And out of love he wiped his own brain. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 18
Quote1 Hey, it's the least I can do for you wrapping me up but not murdering me. Quote2
Venom: Space Knight Vol 1 12
Quote1 Regrown body parts. Creepy lab. The Jackal. This is all one of his stupid frickin' cloning experiments! Again! Quote2
Clone Conspiracy Vol 1 1
Quote1 Fine! We'll stop the fake war between made-up peoples in the fanfic universe! Happy?! Quote2
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 13
Quote1 Hey, I have a lot of friends who are clones. I'm not questioning whether you're a thinking, feeling human being with a right to life, liberty, and all that. But you're not Gwen. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 23
Quote1 It's not the science. Ned Leeds. Nick Katzenberg. Captain Stacy. Gwen. You brought them all back. Without hesitation. But not Uncle Ben. And I know why. Because he'd look at you the way only Ben Parker could. And he'd tell you... you're wrong. Yes. You have the means. The power. But no responsibility. Quote2
Clone Conspiracy Vol 1 4
Quote1 Uh... Cap? If you were about to say something like "Thank goodness, there was only one," you might want to hold that thought. Quote2
Monsters Unleashed Vol 2 1
Quote1 Unless the Lizard is on Mutant Growth Hormone, this looks like something out of your rogues' gallery, Herc! Quote2
Avengers Vol 7 1.MU
Quote1 He was a friend of mine, you... you monster! Well, not a friend exactly. More of a nuisance, if you must know. But he was my nuisance! Prepare to-- Quote2
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 1.MU
Quote1 Aleksei! Listen to me! You're wrong! I've lost people too! But that pain -- that hurt -- that means they are still there! You carry them with you! In everything you do! And with the person you are! They're a part of you forever! That means you honor them, Aleksei! By being the person they would want you to be! Quote2
Clone Conspiracy Omega Vol 1 1
Quote1 You have no idea. What I've been through. What I've lost... I need a win, Bobbi. I want Osborn! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 25
Quote1 End of the day, this company gives me power I've never had. And if I can use it to save people -- and help Spider-Man stop a bad guy? It's all been worth it. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 26
Quote1 You're done, Shiklah. Leave before the vampires make you leave. Let us rebuild. Quote2
Deadpool & the Mercs for Money Vol 2 10
Quote1 Okay, when I said everyone was Hydra now -- I did not mean that. Quote2
Free Comic Book Day 2017 (Secret Empire) Vol 1 1
Quote1 Is anyone else having a dream they're in a geodesic dome made out of some dude's arm after getting beat to a pulp by some creature snapping its many, many fingers? Quote2
Doctor Strange and the Sorcerers Supreme Vol 1 8
Quote1 Don't you get it yet?! Why I win? Why I always beat you in the end? Because I never give up! I always find a way! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 28
Quote1 Otto Octavius is coming. He wants to raid this place, and loot it of all the hard work we've done. I can't even begin to to think what he -- or Hydra -- would do with our intellectual property. I have a plan, but I'm going to need your help. You're some of the most creative thinkers I've ever met. I know we can do this together. Are you with me? Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 30
Quote1 I had more than one opportunity to get you to stop being Spider-Man and I... I didn't do it. Even after I found out who you really were. You have no business being Spider-Man. None of this should've happened. Quote2
Spider-Men II Vol 1 1
Quote1 Parker Industries Shanghai, this is it. I didn't want to have to make this call, but we're facing a hostile takeover. Literally. Not by investors or another company. By a super villain... who's working for Hydra. And we know he's listening in. Tonight, he's knocking on our front door, but tomorrow, he could be sneaking in through the back. If he does, all the great work we've done here... would be twisted into helping the worst people on Earth. We know what we have to do. It's time. It's been an honor to build up this company with you. Now, let's tear it down! You hear that, Doc? I'm calling it -- Parker Industries no more! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 31
Quote1 All right, you giant pimple. I'm here for some answers. You've been outfitting criminals with phones. Phones that are untraceable and unhackable. A network for criminals. Quote2
Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 3
Quote1 My God, Wade. That's the worst pep talk I've ever heard... but it worked! Quote2
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 21
Quote1 Man, I really needed that. For all my complaining and whining, it's all so clear to me now... things are looking up. Not for Peter Parker. But y'know what? Forget that guy. Who needs him? 'cause whenever I want, I can be the Amazing Spider-Man. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 789
Quote1 No. Something's still wrong. My spider-sense says we're still in danger. Quote2
Champions Vol 2 13
Quote1 It's like, I'd finally gotten everything right for once, y'know? I was pushing science forward! Helping around the world, as both Spider-Man and Peter Parker. This is what I'd been working toward my whole life! Of course I managed to blow it all up. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 790
Quote1 I can't believe I'm doing this. Fine. You have one hour, Jonah. A deal's a deal. Quote2
Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 6
Quote1 You've gone too far this time, Wade. Too. Far. It's bad enough you're the most wanted person in the world. But now this?! I'm gonna track you down, turn over every stone. There's nowhere you can hide from me, nowhere i can't find you. You're as good as done -- Quote2
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 23
Quote1 How did they block my spider-sense?! Quote2
Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 297
Quote1 Hey! I'm here. I'm helping. My life is a hot garbage fire and I am here. But you're chasing answers to a question about you and your place in the multiverse, or whatever, that might not be able to be answered on -- on our level. This is all -- it's just a reminder that we really have no real control... Quote2
Spider-Men II Vol 1 4
Quote1 Unbelievable. Flash Thompson thinks I'm being a bully. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 792
Quote1 Mintz is the problem. We've got to take him down no matter what. If I can draw him out, I will. And if I can't, then the one person who probably knows where he is and what he's up to is the Tinkerer -- Quote2
Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 298
Quote1 Hm... clearly we aren't wearing the right costumes to this party. So let's say my pal and I just kinda back out slowly, and all of us can forget this embarrassing faux pas ever happened. Quote2
Venom Vol 1 159
Quote1 If Scorpio hasn't come out by now, maybe he never will. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 794
Quote1 Go figure: I leave Betty's fake psychic... to go after a real creep... because he didn't set off my psychic powers. The irony here is not lost on me. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Annual Vol 1 42
Quote1 You saved everyone. So why are you so happy they're here now? Quote2
Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 300
Quote1 I'm not Mysterio! No amount of effects can fake this level of handsome! It's really me -- you! From the future! Quote2
Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 301
Quote1 Me? I'm trying to keep it fresh, topical, make sure everyone's included -- all while a bunch of people are trying to kill me! Can you imagine? Quote2
Free Comic Book Day 2018 (Amazing Spider-Man/Guardians of the Galaxy) Vol 1 1
Quote1 I couldn't last three minutes in the ring with you. Spider-Man's tapping out. But that's where you made your mistake, Norman. Because I'm still here. I'm Peter Parker. The Man in Spider-Man. And I'm the one who's going to take you down. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 798
Quote1 I messed with time. We couldn't affect our present. So I tried to make things better for this world. I thought it was safe. I was wrong. Quote2
Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 303
Quote1 Hey, Flash-Man. Always so cool. This guy? He knew a waltz from a cha-cha. Who am I kidding? You were a bully. My bully. When I think of all the lockers you shoved me into... but here's the thing... bullies don't come out of nowhere. Someone always hurt them first. Didn't find that out about you, Flash, until years later. Then one day, everything changed. You told me you found a hero to look up to. And you started a life of service. Helped your fellow man. Saved so many lives. Protecting others in ways people will never know. You became a man we're all so proud of. And me? I've found myself to be a bit of bully now and then. Making fun of others. Rattling their cages. Telling myself they deserve it. I want you to know that I want to change. Because of you, Eugene "Flash" Thompson. I hope you can be proud of me. I know you're my friend, but there's something I never told you. I'm your number one fan. You're the hero I look up to. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 800
Quote1 I'm just not used to being, uh, helped by anyone... especially not by J. Jonah Jameson. It'll... take some getting used to. Quote2
Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man Annual Vol 1 1
Quote1 This is my fight, guys. And we've wasted enough time-- Quote2
Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 306
Quote1 Hey! I'm here. I'm helping. My life is a hot garbage fire and I am here. But you're chasing answers to a question about you and your place in the multiverse, or whatever, that might not be able to be answered on -- on our level. This is all -- it's just a reminder that we really have no real control... Quote2
Astonishing Spider-Man Vol 7 7
Quote1 We tell ourselves stories to get through the hard times. And, yes, how we tell them matters. But the truth is, there's only so far they'll take you. You can play the dream in your head over and over, but if you want things to change -- if you want that story to be your life, you have to wake up. You have to make it real. This is my story -- our story. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 1
Quote1 So yeah, it's official. Peter Parker is Spider-Man no more. Or Spider-Man is Peter Parker no more. Depends on your perspective. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 3
Quote1 Our lives and our futures depend on the Master Matrix being and doing good. Quote2
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 37
Quote1 Look, I'm not -- I'm not here to start anything... I just... what's going on? You're... you're Sandman! Is this some kind of... extreme dust allergy? Quote2
Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 308
Quote1 Oh man, I have officially spent too much time with you, Wade. Quote2
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 38
Quote1 I'm back! I can already feel myself trying to be funny again! And there's that overwhelming sense of guilt and regret I missed so much! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 5
Quote1 Hey. You, uh. I heard -- word on the, uh, street is... you're making -- a documentary? On me? Quote2
Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 310
Quote1 That was me, Otto. You can't hear me, can you? You don't even known I'm here. Doesn't matter. You don't get to kill. I won't let you. I don't know how, but I am still in the fight! I am Peter Parker. And I swear I'll find a way back! Quote2
Halloween ComicFest 2018: Superior Spider-Man Vol 1 1
Quote1 The other spiders need your help with the rest of the Inheritors. I'm in no condition to lead anybody. But you are. The priority is stopping them. All of them. You can do that with the rest of the spiders. And I can handle Morlun. But we have to be smart. It works to their benefit to have us act out of emotion and fear. So instead we got to be smart and do what's going to give us the very best chance of beating them. Quote2
Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 312
Quote1 Well, it was a fun trip. Let's never do this again. Quote2
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 41
Quote1 If you want us to be friends... talk to me, not them. Quote2
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 42
Quote1 Only with you would a road trip end in prison. Quote2
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 43
Quote1 Morlun. Morlun. Morlun. What is this, four times now? Four times I've beaten you? How does this keep happening? It shouldn't be. You're stronger and faster than me by a mile. I know that. But what's more important, is that you know that, too. So because you know that, you never plan anything. You just show up and assume you're going to win because of who you are and, what, some birthright? And then when it doesn't go how you thought it was gonna go, you have a little fit and think the world is conspiring against you or some nonsense. You don't think things through, because you think you don't think you have to. You think you are all that and a bag of chips. But in actuality, Morlun... ya basic. Quote2
Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 313
Quote1 Oh God. It's a museum of Jonah. This is my worst nightmare. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 12
Quote1 I'm Peter Parker... I'm your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. And this is my neighborhood. Quote2
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 2 1
Quote1 Truth be told... I don't know how Aunt May put up with me. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 14
Quote1 I wish I could ask Aunt May. She'd know what to do. She always knows what to do. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 15
Quote1 Something's wrong. My human sense is tingling. Quote2
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 2 4
Quote1 Just skip to the part that helps me understand. Quote2
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 48
Quote1 Don't you ever give up, Moon Girl? Quote2
Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur Vol 1 42
Quote1 Please, Doc, you have to wake up. Not just for me. For Billy. Yes! There you are! -- get up! Your son needs you! Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 21
Quote1 You're a mess. You're in trouble and on a suicide mission. And I'm here to tell you... you're done. Quote2
Daredevil Vol 6 5
Quote1 "Love yourself." It's become such a cliché in our society. People say it all the time. Like it's supposed to be easy. Quote2
Marvel Team-Up Vol 4 3
Quote1 Yeah, I guess it's not exactly a fair fight. But that still doesn't mean we should go easy on her. Quote2
Spider-Man & the League of Realms Vol 1 3
Quote1 If I try to stop the Lizard, I'm risking a real shot here -- a real future at a major university! The future my Aunt May... and my Uncle Ben always wanted for me. But I can't stand by and do nothing... Uncle Ben taught me that. Great responsibility wins again. Quote2
Spider-Man: Reptilian Rage Vol 1 1
Quote1 Existential crises are my specialty. I have three before my morning bagel. But you always had a very healthy ego. And you've been doing great. So seeing as I'm obviously not good at the delicate approach, I'm just gonna ask. What's wrong? Quote2
Superior Spider-Man Vol 2 9
Quote1 I mean... gods, Eddie? When did you start fighting gods? And Carnage? You come to me with gods and Carnage but with, like... god powers? What happened to... evil businessmen and digging robots and sewer dinosaurs and fun stuff like-- Quote2
Absolute Carnage Vol 1 1
Quote1 Life is full of unintended consequence. Some are easily brushed off. Others haunt you forever. Quote2
Sensational Spider-Man: Self-Improvement Vol 1 1
Quote1 You said you took up Prowler again because it was the only way you could work out how to help. Hobie, this is how you can help. Put Prowler aside. Maybe show Mindy you don't have to live in a super villain lair to make a difference. Show the world what Hobie Brown can do. Quote2
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 2 10
Quote1 I don't know how I got so lucky. Being bitten by a radioactive spider and getting super powers? That's a scientific improbability. Meeting someone like MJ? That's a freaking miracle. Quote2
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 2 11
Quote1 One question. Just one. And please don't lie to me. Where do I find Kristy Watson? Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man: Going Big Vol 1 1
Quote1 So you have a choice: you want to save lives? Or "uphold the law"? Quote2
Daredevil Vol 6 11
Quote1 You know, trying to hurt innocents to get to me. Well, there aren't many things that get me properly angry. You found one. Quote2
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 2 12
Quote1 You're not getting those kids, Norman. Not as long as I'm still here. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 30
Quote1 How are you liking your first day? Any issues? Quote2
Ghost-Spider Vol 1 2
Quote1 He's hunting everyone who's ever hosted a symbiote. Quote2
Absolute Carnage: Avengers Vol 1 1
Quote1 Lights out. And that, Agent Fury, is the last thing I remember. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man: Full Circle Vol 1 1
Quote1 Where did he get the power to change the world? Quote2
Symbiote Spider-Man: Alien Reality Vol 1 1
Quote1 What if I just... tell him the truth? Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 36
Quote1 We can't get what we want if we don't use our words, Morbius. Unless what you want is to fly around eating people. That's a big no, even if you ask nicely. Quote2
Morbius Vol 1 3
Quote1 Maybe this is the better world to live in. Quote2
Symbiote Spider-Man: Alien Reality Vol 1 2
Quote1 Jonah, are you -- are you seriously still trying to interview me right now? Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 40
Quote1 You called, I'm here. Please tell me you have some good news. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man: Daily Bugle Vol 1 2
Quote1 This entire adventure barely makes sense to me. And the same goes to you, your world, wherever we are right now and this exact moment we're sharing. The only thing I do know... the one thing I can't deny is that you're a hero, Ham. Quote2
Spider-Ham Vol 1 3
Quote1 Me and Boomerang, we had a deal. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 41
Quote1 Look he said Ant-Man -- the younger one, not the good one -- is trying to impress his daughter. I think that's worth a little bit of our time. Don't shake your head. Imagine falling so far down the ladder of relevance you land in Florida. On paper that sounds like a loser. You can't blame the guy for feeling that way. Why are you still shaking your head? Oh cool. The absolute worst reason. Quote2
Ant-Man Vol 2 3
Quote1 We're being extremely generous calling this a plan. Kang is a heavy hitter. We can't go toe-to-toe with him. Quote2
Spider-Ham Vol 1 4
Quote1 The Sin-Eater is back. And wherever he goes -- death follows. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 45
Quote1 I have to do something. These people are my friends. Some of them put that Spider on because of me. A couple of them are kids. My point is-- this is my responsibility. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 51
Quote1 Norman Osborn! You and I need to talk. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 56
Quote1 It's ALWAYS because of you, isn't it? Just another victim for the Green Goblin. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 57
Quote1 There's no getting around it. These last few days? I've been to Hell and back. Scratch that-- I'm not back at all. Now it's just all around me. I take it with me, everywhere I go. My sins are just lingering-- like old ghosts, haunting me. No, not ghosts-- Demons. And it's time I faced them. Quote2
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 58
Quote1 Who's the greater fool? The fool or the fool that follows him? Star Wars quote. You're a space guy, so I figured it was appropriate. Quote2
Symbiote Spider-Man: King in Black Vol 1 4
Quote1 It goes without saying that no one likes wakes, but I despise them. Wakes are the platypus of social gatherings. People mingle and chitchat like they're at a party. Some people outright laugh and tell jokes... ...while someone you know lies dead and embalmed at the front of the room. There's crying. Sniffles. Tissues. So you're supposed to be sad and social at the same time... Platypus.