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My fault -- all my fault, If only I had stopped him when I could have! But I didn't -- and now -- Uncle Ben -- is dead.....

Amazing Fantasy Vol 1 15

Say! You don't happen to be related to another sunshine boy named J. Jonah Jameson, do you?

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 8

Hi, Smokey Boy!

Strange Tales Vol 1 119

I just dropped by to congratulate you on a perfect record! So far you've been 100 % wrong about me! I've got to hand it to you -- I'll bet it's not easy to make a fool out of yourself all the time!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 13

Fate gave me some terrific super-powers, and I realize now that it's my duty to use them... without doubt... without hesitation!! ...and that means Spider-Man is going into action again! I'll fight as I've never fought before!! Nothing will stop me now! For I know at last that a man can't change his destiny... and I was born to be... Spider-Man!!!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 18

I might as well face it... being Spider-Man is just plain habit-forming! It's like going out with girls!.. I can't give it up!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 26

There's no way out! She'd never have me as I am--and I just can't give up being Spider-Man! So, she'll end up marrying Leeds--and living the quiet, uneventful life she dreams of! There's only one thing I've got to figure out--how do I forget about--the girl I love??

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 30

I've always felt I was partly responsible for the death of Uncle Ben, because he was killed by a criminal whom I didn't catch! And now--Aunt May! The two people I've loved most in the world--who were like my own father and mother to me--! Yet, their love for me--their kindness to me-- has brought them nothing but--tragedy! But it can't happen again! It mustn't! It mustn't! Not to Aunt May!! She's been too good--too kind--! I can't pay her back-- like this!! There must be some way to save her! There must be! And I'll find it! Somewhere, somehow--I'll find it! No matter what the cost--I'll save her!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 32

Anyone can win a fight--when the odds--are easy! It's when the going's tough--when there seems to be no chance--that's when--it counts!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 33

Am I really being a coward? Is it that I'm afraid to face Betty? To tell her the truth? Am I afraid of her reaction when she learns the secret I've kept from her all these years? No! This is not good! It's useless! I've got to learn to accept things as they are! I've got to stop thinking of Betty! To me, it must be as though she doesn't exist! It's the only way! Because, she'd never accept me as Spider-Man... but Spider-Man I've been... and shall always be... for as long as I live!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 34

Iron! Iron's a metal! And his punch felt like metal! It's a long shot -- but it could be -- the Molten Man! I'd bet on it!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 35

Let's talk about your costume! Those red longjohns break me up... but I liked your old yellow duds better!

Daredevil Vol 1 16

Have no fear! Spidey is here!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 37

Know why I hate you, Leeds--? Because you have the right to propose to Betty! The shadow of--Spider-Man--isn't standing between you!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 38

Well, wobble my webs and call me shaky! It's Goldilocks -- the hippest hammer in the west!

Amazing Spider-Man Annual Vol 1 3

Boy! No wonder you covered your head the way you did! I don't know who you are, but one thing's for sure--a beauty contest winner you ain't!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 43

Now don't get the feeling that I'm mad at you... It's just that I hate anybody to skip around town in a jazzier costume than mine!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 46

I can't let a common cold put me out of action! Otherwise, next time around, I'm liable to cry uncle if I develop some dandruff... or a case of chaffed lips! I might even become the only super-hero in town who won't fight because he's got acne!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 48

When you beat me last time, you were fighting a sick little Spider-Man! Even Doris Day could'a knocked me for a loop that time!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 49

Now I've seen it all! Those kookie mutants pick a fight with me because of some robot -- and then ride off into the sunset in a Rolls-Royce...while I stand here, soaked, with the beginnings of a summer cold! Some super-heroes have all the luck!

X-Men Vol 1 35

Don't get your gums in an uproar, Mallet-Head! I was just reading your column to get my laugh for the day! Where do you get the nerve to call your rag a newspaper? Who's been writing your stuff these days--the Brothers Grimm?!! Anyone who pays a dime for that scandal sheet oughtta get eleven cents change!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 53

Ock broke through it for one reason... to flaunt his strength before me... out of pure cussedness! But now he'll learn how cussed Spider-Man can be! I'll show him what strength really is! He won't get another chance to return and jeopardize the life of Aunt May! No matter where he is, I'll find him! And this time, nothing will stop me from ridding the world forever of the menace of Dr. Octopus!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 54

Even though I can't remember... even though I don't really know you... every instinct within me wants to smash out... to strike... to destroy you!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 56

Didn't they ever tell you not to broadcast your plans? But that's the trouble with women... they just can't keep their mouths shut!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 62

No matter how small I am--no matter how hopeless everything seems--I mustn't give up! My size doesn't matter! Even my life doesn't matter! No one can win--every battle, but--no man should fall-- without a struggle!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 67

I always thought fat fellas were supposed to be jolly! They oughta toss you out of the union!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 69

The more I risk my life... the more deadly chances I take... the less good it seems to do! With all my strength ... with all my powers... why can't I ever make things right?

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 70

Have no fear, Spidey's here!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 71

I sure am popular in this town! If I ran for Mayor... even Mao T'se Tung would beat me!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 76

Listen to me hot stuff! It's a private fight between the Lizard and me!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 77

It's time I forgot about little ol' web-swinger for a while... and paid some attention to the private life of Peter Parker... who happens to be my favorite civilian!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 78

There she is! Man... standing next to those million dollar paintings, she still looks like the only masterpiece in the place!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 80

If this is a victory... I'd hate to be defeated.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 82

Okay, Mr. Clean... We've got some unfinished business, you and me!

Silver Surfer Vol 1 14

Which is worse...? Staying behind while other guys are doing the fighting...? Or fighting in a war that nobody wants... against an enemy you don't even hate?

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 83

When... when will I learn to mind my own business? If I stopped a forest fire, they'd fine me for being in the woods without a license!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 84

People are always warning me! It's nice to know they care!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 85

Sam Bullit is a liar -- and a crook!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 92

I drank the potion-- even though it was untried-- it was untested-- because I wanted it to change me but-- not like this! NOT LIKE THIS!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 100

We were a family, the three of us--

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 112

... Even a loner like Spider-Man has heard tales of the Vision!

Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 5

I'll be burning the only evidence of Raleigh's real identity -- maybe because we need myths--and heroes-- and, yeah-- martyrs! Something twisted inside Raleigh made him what he was -- but whatever else he was, he's still a symbol! Isn't that all that really counts --

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 118

You're the creep who's going to pay! I'm going to get you, Goblin! I'm going to destroy you slowly, and when you start begging for me to end it - I'm going to remind you of one thing - You KILLED the woman I love! And for that you're going to DIE!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 121

Hey Meatballs -- Yer sister plays the tuba!

Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 11

Sorry MJ... Guess my mind was on other things. Just had a talk with someone... and it made me suddenly realize... hey, I'm not really alone, after all.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 123

I suppose I should do something to help him, but I doubt if anything could survive that fall.

Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 12

I can't get over that feeling of menace... as though something pretty bad was about to happen -- to none other than your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 124

Save it for the papers, Jonah. Save it for tomorrow.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 125

It's too late to go back to work with the Torch...and it's too early to go home. Guess all that's left is some web-slinging. Maybe that will cheer me up. Seems like everytime I finish a fight, I'm all alone again--which makes me think of Gwendy--and brother...that makes me want to die!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 126

He -- he dropped me! I never realized -- never thought --! I'm too high up to snag a building with my web -- there's no way for me to catch myself! Looks like this time -- I've had it!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 127

He-he dropped me! I never realized--never thought--! I'm too high to snag a building with my web--there's no way for me to catch myself! Looks like this time--I've had it!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 128

Oh no! No! It can't be happening! It can't be--! Doc Ock is marrying Aunt May!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 130

Head's up, Stegron-- Spidey's coming through!

Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 19

My head... spinning again. That cold is really wrecking me... can hardly stand... UNNNNNH! It's not the cold... it can't be. My strength's emptying out -- feel all drained, on fire! Radiation poisoning -- I was exposed too -- the radiation must be hitting my own radioactive blood -- eating at me -- dissolving my energy -- destroying me! Can't move -- can hardly think! Is this -- is this it? IS THIS THE END OF SPIDER-MAN?

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 132

Forget it, Robbie. It's not important. I've got enough to be happy about. 'Cause you see, I'm beginning to realize -- next to some people's problems -- my life is charmed -- a regular picnic if you know what I mean.

Giant-Size Super-Heroes Featuring Spider-Man Vol 1 1

RAXTON, NO! The water's too cold -- your body will --

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 133

Holy Cow! It's really him -- The Green Goblin lives again!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 136

Are you Heckle or Jeckle?

Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 25

Whatever I can give, he's got. You see, officer... he's my friend.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 137

It's the Jackal! And from the way he's talking -- MY PROBLEMS HAVE JUST BEGUN!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 139

Make that "chump", not champ, Max. You were Jameson's chump ten years ago -- now you've been the Jackal's. But don't worry -- someday, I'll get the Jackal too. And that, my fat friend -- is a promise from Spider-Man!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 140

Then -- it's finally happened! I'm cracking up -- Peter Parker is -- insane!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 141

No! It can't be! Gwen is dead! That can't be her!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 143

Gwen? You're -- ALIVE -- ?

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 144

Sometimes I wonder: Am I Spider-Man because I want to help people -- or because I want to hurt them? These days I seem to do more hurting than helping.

Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 33

Okay, hero-man... let's see you get out of this!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 147

... They don't call me Spider-Man for nothing!

Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 36

PROFESSOR WARREN! THE JACKAL IS -- PROFESSOR WARREN!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 148

Von Shtupf, I take it back. You're not sick. You're just crazy.

Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 37

Ta-Taa! No applause folks -- Just throw money!

Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 38

I-I don't know who I am...! Spider-Man... or some laboratory-bred duplicate the professor created to battle him!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 150

I'm nothing like the Torch! I'm prettier!

Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 39

I mean I've heard of people wanting their name up in lights and all--
--But THIS is downright RIDICULOUS!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 151

So, as someone once said, --- Up --- Up --- and AWAY!

Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 41

Great! We're caught in the middle of a super-villain sandwich...

Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 43

Oh mercy me, Mister Bad Man! Is that a thweat?

Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 49

Bein' a super-hero's no bed of roses...

Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 51

Agony, Mrs. Pym? I believe I know all about it.

Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 60

Welcome to the hero business, Fly -- and good luck!

Human Fly Vol 1 1

Hi-ya Cappy. How's it hangin'?

Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 65

I -- I brought you this, Uncle Ben! For years I cherised it! It symbolizes everything you ever meant to me -- your belief in Peter Parker! It's the only fitting memorial for who you were - -my father, teacher... friend! You always built me up where others tore me down! I'm returning your gift to you, Uncle Ben! It's the only way I can express my gratitude! For whatever I am -- whatever I've become -- the good -- whatever good I've done with the powers fate gave me -- the best of me came from you! You didn't die in vain, Uncle Ben! You died that Spider-Man might be born! It's not the way I would have chosen it to happen, but if your death is to have meaning -- then I must rededicate myself to your faith that one day Peter Parker will do something to change this world... for the better!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 181

I don't care if you are a doctor--how dare you talk that way to me! That woman means the world to me... I love her more than anything!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 189

Here I am, ready for our date! Sorry I couldn't buy you flowers-- but the pay I get for being Spidey doesn't go far these days. So how about it? Dinner, a movie, and we neck on the way back to prison!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 195

What's this! Bolts of cloth... for me?! Say, that's right! We are in the garment district, aren't we? This is mighty thoughtful of you, Prowler! My tailor was telling me I should have some new suits made up... and here you offer me a couple tons of material! That's nice... but do you have anything in polyester?

Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 47

Not nice, fellas! If you shoot me, I'll just have to shoot you, too!

Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 48

Right now, I'd trade the whole Spider-Man bit for a rocking chair and a subscription to Reader's Digest.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 216

I need a place to change! A phone booth--? Nah! Even I'm not that corny!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 221

New to New York, Moonstone? I can`t say I`ve ever heard of you! But then, I don`t get much time to read the "Wanted" ads...

Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 61

C'mon! You're not really gonna try to stop me by waving a cape! This isn't a bullfight -- and you can't sidestep a guy with spider-speed!

Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 64

Doc, one time I was in a jam, and a total stranger gave me his last five bucks. I figure that is particular five spot's been handed from stranger to stranger since money was invented. Each guy that gets it, when he's down and out, is obligated to pass it on to somebody else once he's on his feet again. So, I'm just passing it on, Doc.

Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 126

Y'know, Vermin -- there's something in your eyes, in your voice -- something that reminds me of everything rotten, vile and stinking inside us -- all the inner monsters men hide from themselves!

Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 128

Yep, it's your friendly neighborhood buttinsky--back again for more!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 241

"Hold that pose"? I can't believe you said that! What were you going to do, take my picture?

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 245

You've shown that now you're willing to sacrifice anyone --anything-- to save yourself! And I don't owe you anything anymore!

Amazing Spider-Man Annual Vol 1 17

Forget about the martyr bit, Jameson. I'll find this Hobgoblin creep! I don't know how, but I will... and I'll even save your job! If that doesn't prove I'm crazy, nothing will! And then, when this is all over, maybe the two of us outlaws can come to terms!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 250

New York, you really know how to bring out the very best in... your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 252

"Like I always say, 'With great power comes great indebtedness.'"

Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 91

Gimme a break pal! Maybe I am wearing a new costume -- but that friendly neighborhood spider-signal should have been intro enough!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 254

Don’t blame them, Ghosty! They were simply out-classed by that little old web-spinner… me!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 255

I can't believe all that's happened in the last twenty-four hours! Mary Jane announced that she's always known that I'm Spider-Man! I have an argument with Black Cat, and a real doozie of a nightmare! Not only do I learn that my costume's alive, but I'm also the butt of one of the Human Torch's sick pranks!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 258

Well I'll be an eight-ball's uncle! That glob just -- just spread out and became a costume -- and dissolved away the tatters of my old one in the process! Not bad! Different -- but not bad!

Marvel Super Heroes Secret Wars Vol 1 8

Cannonball, Professor Xavier should be proud to have a student like you! Listen, if he's dumb enough to kick you out, you can come work with me any time!

Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 149

Hahahaha! Yuk yuk yuk! "The Spot"! Hoo-boy!

Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 99

The amulet! His power resides in the amulet around his neck -- get it off him and he's beaten!

Uncanny X-Men Vol 1 191

I can't be… won't be… the person you seem to want me to be: a mysterious masked adventurer out of some romance novel. I'm sorry, Felicia, but we've got to stop seeing each other!

Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 100

Don't you see? I couldn't stand being a puppet. I'd rather die! And what good would I be to you then?!

Web of Spider-Man Vol 1 1

Even though I break out in cold sweats every time I think about how the Symbiote tried to permanently graft itself to my body, I've got to admit that I like this look! Yeah!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 263

Y'know what I like about you, Blackhead? Absolutely nothing!

Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 101

New York, that's why I love ya! You're always so full of surprises! Now it's raining football players!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 264

Hello, Aunt May. I've missed you.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 265

Hey Smokey! Don't you know only you can prevent forest fires?

Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 103

This is too ludicrous. 'Fess up -- the Human Torch put you up to this, didn't he? Or else… of course! I'm on Candid Camera, right?

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 266

I'm heading back to the city for some peace and quiet. Suburbia is just a little too wild for your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 267

Y'know, it's funny. A few minutes ago, I would've happily chased ol' Tubby for you... to finally nail him for a convictable crime: stealing those typewriters. Only, it's not a crime now, is it? It's government sanctioned! He's not a criminal -- I am!

Web of Spider-Man Vol 1 6

I did the right thing letting the Hulk have him. Letting... the Hulk... oh God... forgive me...

Web of Spider-Man Vol 1 7

Well, whoop-de-do! Give the man a cigar!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 269

He...He used to be the Herald of Galactus! Galactus for Pete's sake! He could have killed me!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 270

Someday, you'll make a mistake. And I'll be waiting!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 277

Hey, everybody! LOOK! I'm SPIDER-MAN! Your friendly neighbor, Peter Parker, is SPIDER-MAN! Ya know, Parker...if everyone else in the building wasn't out having a good time, you might be getting yourself in real trouble right now!

Marvel Fanfare Vol 1 27

I... I can't stay out of this...! It goes against every instinct I've lived by since Uncle Ben's death!

Marvel Graphic Novel Vol 1 22

Good. Nothing's damaged... except my pride. Char-broiled by a kid. Maybe I'll prove how tough I am by slaughtering a troop of campfire girls.

Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 118

Blast it Mary Jane, this can't wait! All I need is a yes or no: will you marry me?

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 290

TWO WEEKS!! In the ground! In the grave! Dead! TWO WEEKS!!

Web of Spider-Man Vol 1 32

But I can't let my fear stop me. God, please don't let it stop me.

Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 132

I really should re-design my web-shooters so this won't happen again! Either that--or sew a change pocket into my costume so I can carry bus fare! No, with a costume this tight--people might think I had cellulite!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 296

Just drop me off at the World Trade Center.

Iron Man Vol 1 234

What the heck is this, a Rambo convention?

Web of Spider-Man Vol 1 44

People are not for hitting, and kids are people, too!

Spider-Man and the New Mutants Vol 1 1

Okay, the unexpected I can deal with... as long as I'm expecting it, that is...

Avengers Vol 1 317

Before I go -- a little helpful hint -- breathe through your nose. 'Cause those webs can taste pretty hideous! Heh-heh.

Spider-Man Vol 1 1

I'm through being Spider-Man, Doc! I want you to use your machine to remove my powers! Completely! Forever!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 340

The Doc's transformation -- I've never seen his blood-lust so consuming.

Spider-Man Vol 1 3

Why puny men try to hurt spider? Men Stupid! Spider can't be hurt! Spider strong!

Web of Spider-Man Vol 1 70

Talk to me, lady. Tell me -- all your plans. Isn't that what you -- bad guys live for?

Spider-Man Vol 1 4

Playing super hero isn't a game. It's fate. We choose to do good. Choose to do bad. We had a choice.

Spider-Man Vol 1 7

I don't know you, Darkhawk. I've got a feeling you don't even know yourself. You want to kill a Bazin -- or a Hobgoblin... think about the consequences.

Darkhawk Vol 1 2

The next few days are going to be rough. I've still got a concussion to heal! And Mary Jane's going to be upset for quite a while! It'll take time, and talk, and affection. But I know we can work it out. After all -- I'm getting pretty good at reconciling things!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 350

Loki created that monster! And if destruction is what Loki wanted -- destruction is what we're gonna get!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 351

I see it -- but there's no way we can get to it in time to stop it!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 353

To use your tired cliché-- is that the best you can do?!!

Spider-Man Vol 1 16

We're with you, Thrasher. Er... it's okay if I call you Thrasher isn't it -- even though we just met? I'm generally on a first name basis with anybody who attacks me from behind.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 354

That guard! Crane's about to roll over his fingers! But I don't have time to save him and Cardiac! What'll I Do?!!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 359

The freelance photographer's life, Kate-- it's rough. Always hustling your next job -- hopping from paycheck to paycheck. Lucky I'n not prone to anxiety.

Spider-Man: Fear Itself Vol 1 1

... I have to set Venom loose!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 361

This thing is strong. I need some time to figure out what it is and how to handle it!

Spider-Man Vol 1 24

But it's not the same thing! All these years--I've done my best to make up for that! I've wore this suit--gone out there and put my life on the line again and again! But no matter how hard I try-- --people-- --die!

Amazing Spider-Man: Soul of the Hunter Vol 1 1

But maybe the only real way to honor the dead is by making the most of your life, whether it lasts a few fleeting years... ...or a swiftly-elapsed century. I'll give it a shot, Uncle Ben. For you.

Spider-Man/Dr. Strange: "The Way to Dusty Death" Vol 1 1

Sorry, M.J. and thanks. It's just that, it was bad enough when I found out years ago that my parents were government couriers, that they died on a spy mission against the Red Skull! But when they showed up yesterday alive, saying they'd been in Russian prison camps for the last 20 years -- ! Well, I guess I'm more messed up than I thought. I want to love these people, but how can I even believe them? If only I could find the Skull, have him confirm or deny their story...

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 367

Speedball notwithstanding, there's hope for the next generation yet.

New Warriors Vol 1 33

I've seen you kill people. Okay, maybe they weren't the nicest people -- but your career is over!

Spider-Man Vol 1 33

Hey, if you're going to go against the BIG BOYS, you're going to have to have a tad more staying power.

Amazing Spider-Man Annual Vol 1 27

If anything, the Punisher and I are more committed than ever to our opposing philosophies......and a final confrontation is inevitable.

Spider-Man, Punisher, Sabretooth: Designer Genes Vol 1 1

Once Carnage and his band of animals have to face the cutting edge of technology -- they're as good as finished!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 379

Being true to what I am is the most important thing! I realize it now! And if I ignore it -- everything else in my life, including my relationship with Mary Jane, will be nothing but a hollow sham! M.J. was wrong! This is worth the risk!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 380

Ahhh, what a delightful aroma! Chanel No. 5 and Oregano!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 381

I thought hassles about guys with long hair went out with the 60's!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 382

"Whatever problems I have... they're overshadowed by the good things I've got. Mary Jane, Aunt May, a passel of friends... And a bunch of clobbered super-villains at my feet. It could be a lot worse

Lethal Foes of Spider-Man Vol 1 4

Blond guy? Hammer?! Oh, maaa-aan!

Thunderstrike Vol 1 4

So I'm going to find the Chameleon. More important, I'm going to find whoever put him up to this! And when I do, I swear: they're both going to learn what "hurt" really means!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 388

All I'd have to do is stop holding back. With my spider-strength, it would be as simple as snapping a twig... Who am I kidding? I'm a hero.

Spider-Man Vol 1 47

I can't deal with Parker's life. Parker's world as it is today. But here... I can at least remember his yesterdays. As hard as it was for me, growing up without parents-- there were a lot of wonderful times in this house with Aunt May and Uncle Ben. I was loved here. Protected.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 395

That hurt. A lot. But whatever doesn't kill me... still hurts. A lot.

Web of Spider-Man Vol 1 123

Hey, Sandy, is that your face or are you wearing a beach?

Untold Tales of Spider-Man Vol 1 3

I had to get out. Out of Peter Parker's problems, out of his room, out of his skin. I feel the wind rush by me and my muscles flex and work and I let my mind go blank and I don't think for a while. I just let myself go into speed and motion and physical effort -- and for a few minutes, I let myself forget that it was my being Spider-Man that got Uncle Ben killed -- forget that I should feel guilty in this costume -- and, surprisingly, it's relaxing. It's peaceful. It's -- Lord help me, it's fun.

Amazing Fantasy Vol 1 16

Sweet dream, JJJ. You've given me some of the worst years of my life. I'm gonna miss you...

Spider-Man Team-Up Vol 1 1

Maybe our problems aren't due to the fact I can't deal with not being Spider-Man -- but because you can't deal with the fact that I am!

Spider-Man: The Final Adventure Vol 1 2

That's what I like about you, Torch -- you're so gracious!

Untold Tales of Spider-Man Vol 1 6

Alligators in the sewers, Lizzie? Isn't that a little...cliché?

Untold Tales of Spider-Man Vol 1 9

My reflexes were screaming out to launch into all the old spider-moves, but... while the spirit was willing... the body was unable to respond. And the thing that hurts most of all is that it is all so reminiscent of when I was a kid. Puny Peter Parker. Moving target for every bully in the schoolyard. And I'm as helpless now as I was then.

Spider-Man Vol 1 68

Reilly and I are supposedly the same person-- --but he has a quicker temper than me! He's headstrong, reacts without thinking sometimes! Must have been all those years on the road!

Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 5

You may be gorgeous and smart and sophisticated and sneaky-- --but this "little boy" can still keep you tangled up here long enough-- --for someone to hear the fuss and call the cops-- --and then you're caught just as surely as if I was some big, brawny, respectable hunk!

Untold Tales of Spider-Man Vol 1 10

What... what happened? He knew... and I knew... and he couldn't... he just couldn't stand the thought of... the thought of... No. I can't tell you, Ben. That's just one question that's going to have to go unanswered.

Spider-Man: Legacy of Evil Vol 1 1

I'm not kidding, Bluebird! This isn't a game -- it's deadly serious!

Untold Tales of Spider-Man Vol 1 11

That's okay, too, Betty. Take your time. After all-- --what's a relationship without a little mystery?

Untold Tales of Spider-Man Vol 1 12

Yeah, Torch, you're right. Everything you said is true. It's just... it's just going to take me a long time to believe it, that's all...

Untold Tales of Spider-Man Vol 1 13

Onslaught. He meant to enslave us. He destroyed our city... murdered our heroes... ...he took away so much... I...

Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 9

You know, I wonder if that was the Scorcher's problem -- he was so ready to see the bad in life, he couldn't believe in anything good. So he acted like somebody's lies about him were true -- and if you do that, it doesn't much matter whether they were lies or not-- --'cause they're sure true now.

Untold Tales of Spider-Man Vol 1 14

You know -- I think there's another reason they call you the Terrier, Gord! It's because you're nothing more than a dog to them-- --an animal, to be sicced on thier enemies-- --and if you screw up, they'll just cut you loose, because you don't know anything that can harm them!

Untold Tales of Spider-Man Vol 1 15

Despite the fork in the road five years ago, we are the same guy. Closer that brothers-- closer than two people could be. When I found out that I was the clone and not you-- okay... yeah, I bugged out... but after that-- it was you! It was your strength-- your acceptance of it when you thought you were the clone that carried me through! You were my strength, and. well... you've come to mean a lot to me. I love you, man.

Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 240

I-it's... It's... ...Mary Jane, the baby... they're... ...they're in trouble!!

Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 11

Here I am, out to dinner with one of the most glamorous gals in the world, and what's she doing? Talking about other guys. Face it, Parker, it's the story of your--

Untold Tales of Spider-Man '96 Vol 1 1

Y'know-- --it's okay to call for backup!

Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 13

Say, Headsy -- have you ever stopped to think that maybe I can dodge forever? That maybe the reason nobody's killed me yet is that it's not as easy as you think-- --and that maybe you're just not good enough?!

Untold Tales of Spider-Man Vol 1 18

"Over?" I doubt it, Glory. Calypso's on the prowl again -- but I still have no clue what her agenda is. And that scares me... ...to death.

Spider-Man '97 Vol 1 1

Well, responsibility's something I know a little bit about... ...so let's see if this friendly neighborhood wall-crawler can't get the scoop on this Prowler impostor!

Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 16

...I... ...yeah... ...yeah, I do... He... ...his name was Ben... ...he was my brother... ...and I miss him, David... ...but I go on. We have to go on...

Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 17

Spider-Man is back-- and I'm here to stay!

Untold Tales of Spider-Man Vol 1 22

Comic books! But I've never seen titles like these on the local newsstand -- Marvel Mystery, All Winners, Young Allies, Captain America and the Sub-Mariner!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 -1

Just thinking that it's really strange sometimes, the way things work out..!

Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 18

Actually -- it's -- Spider-Man. But why be so formal..? I'll call you Akasha and you can call me --

Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 19

Hoo! Well, I guess we can all agree that she's now offically 'spooked...' which means that I don't have to worry about being so sneaky... now we can do things... Spidey style!

Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 20

Ah, well -- assuming I do find a way to solve my financial problems, then there's one thing I know about college. If today was any indication-- --it's sure not gonna be dull!

Untold Tales of Spider-Man Vol 1 25

It's not my Spider-Sense. It's something else... ...but what?! All I do know is that if I don't thwip up there and check it out now... ...I'm gonna be wonderin' what it was for a loooong time!

Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 21

Sandman......you're absolutely right. I did treat you like an idiot. I'm sorry.

Marvel Team-Up Vol 2 3

So we won't get out alive, huh? Where do you get your dialogue, bird-brain? From DC comics?

Kingpin Vol 1 1

--'sheesh! Dig the decor! Looks like I made it in time for Neil Diamond!

Marvel Team-Up Vol 2 4

Time for the main event, Venom! Time to get body-slammed in the face......by your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!

Venom: The Finale Vol 1 2

Y'know, Doc-- --there are some things even a master of the mystic arts isn't meant to know..! But thanks for that... ...thanks a lot.

Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 23

Poor Eddie Brock......hopefully, now, he can find some peace with himself! And hopefully, the rest of us have seen the last of Venom... ...but somehow I doubt that!

Venom: The Finale Vol 1 3

And the funny thing is, Aunt Anna -- the entire time I was looking for it, it was right under my nose! Merry Christmas, everyone!

Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 24

N-nice save, Subby! I give it a ten for dramatic value-- --but I'm subtracting points for your lousy sense of timing!

Marvel Team-Up Vol 2 6

I'm not Captain America, or Reed Richards. I could very easily see people believing that Spider-Man is capable of murder, because they want to because they've been conditioned to believe it.

Spider-Man Vol 1 88

I'm the...um... the Bombastic Bag-Man!

Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 256

Ah... Let's just say that I don't think you'll have to worry about Spider-Man from now on!

Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 27

There you are, you handsome devil! Now put the nice motorcycle down; you could poke your eye out with that thing!

Spider-Man Unlimited Vol 1 20

Whaddaya mean?! MJ, Norman Osborn wants to hire the Hornet... Me!... To throw down with Spider-Man... also me!... Because he despises Peter Parker... ...who, for those of you who came in late, is, once again... me! This is like... the best!

Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 28

Man, what a dope I've been...! These last few days all I've worried about is whether Hope learned my secret or not... ...worrying about my problems, getting suspicious, convincing myself that she knew... ...seeing an accusatory look in her eyes whenever we were together...

Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 30

The Super Hero Union only requires me to deliver one last-minute rescue per customer!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 437

...now all I have to do is hope that Hope doesn't put two-and-two together and suspect that the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man who helped her-- --is also her friendly neighbor from next door, Peter Parker! Nah! Now I'm just gettin' paranoid...!

Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 31

If the Technomancers have it, then that's bad news to begin with -- But if Osborn wants it, then that's enough to convince me that he just shouldn't have it!

Sensational Spider-Man Vol 1 32

I have to go make the world safe for truth and justice and like that. Hope I didn't infringe on any copyrights with that line!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 440

And I wish I could tell you that time heals. Unfortunately, I can't... ...but you do learn how to live with the pain.

Peter Parker: Spider-Man / Elektra '98 Vol 1 1

Who the --? What the --? How the --? Who is he? His moves... they're somewhat like mine, but... more like he's flying than leaping.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 1

...this new Spider-Man, whoever it is, seems to have things pretty much under control.

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 1

Omigosh! It's a girl! Just a kid! What was she--

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 2

Getting caught in a battle between two god-like beings is not how I planned on spending my day, but... ...I guess it never is!

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 2

Honestly...not all it's cracked up to be. I mean...I'm glad MJ is having so much fun and all, and the money's great...I think...but I just didn't expect her to be out of town so much. I see her between flights and...well, it's not what I expected from our marriage.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 4

It's funny how life turns out sometimes... Isn't it, target-top?

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 6

Who is this?! Brock? Is that you, Venom? Threatening me again?

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 8

That will never happen. You know I can and will fight you. Destroy you if I have to. With fire... with sound... whatever it takes, but you will never be part of my life again!

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 9

A grown man who puts on spandex and swings from rooftops in order to fight crime! Maybe I'm as insane as they are. But I guess it could always be worse. I'm lucky to have survived. Lucky to not be insane. Still, I can't help but think... ...how much luckier I'd be if I'd never become Spider-Man!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 10

Thanks for the god lesson. I'll be leaving now! Good luck subjugating the will of all humanity.

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 11

Take a number, pal! You know how many times I've heard that? How many times I've had enemies try to kill me...or someone around me? You have any idea how tired I get of hearing it? Of having to deal with it?

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 14

You know that good old mindless super-hero versus world dominating villain kind of thing. Lots of punches, puns, blasts and web... ...bing?!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 15

The way he's looking at me. He's got to know. And he's holding it against me... Not buying any of the photos... ...what am I going to do now?

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 16

-- nah! Been there... done that! Being Spider-Man is kinda cool!

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 16

Fine! Everything that can go wrong does go wrong... ...fine! Children in trouble. drug busts...the Sandman! Fine! Fine! Fine! I'll handle it all! I'll save the day! I'll beat the bad guy! And I will get to my blasted job interview! Because... ...I'm going to have a life!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 17

My back-pack?! Where --? My costume and web shooters! They're... ...gone!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 18

You'd think I could come up with some way to get my life in order so that I'm not always just scraping by. Why can't things ever work out for me the way they do for everyone else?

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 20

Hehh... I guess it's easy to laugh in the face of danger when you don't take anything too seriously.

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 20

So, uh... This friend of mine, he's a mime, an' they just send him to jail... ...it was a wheat field outside of buffalo with a big sign saying, "Pretend you are in prison!"

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 21

The memory of the man. I'm not hiding from anything. Not this time. I'll take care of her.

Spider-Man: Death and Destiny Vol 1 3

Remember me... Spider-Man... misunderstood hero. That's Hero... capital of H... also one of the good guys! And I do not kill people! Ever!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 23

Typeface, huh? So, what does the "R" stand for? "Raving"?

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 23

Lady, you can call me whatever you want. Just don't hit me with that laser blade again, okay?

Peter Parker, Spider-Man 2000 Vol 1 1

Okay, Arthur, big ugly monster guys and saving the world are my bailiwick. Did I fit bailiwick into a conversation? Cool!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 24

C'mon, Typeface... Uhh... You really want murder and arson on your rap sheet? You don't strike me as the type.

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 24

I've been thinking of changing my name to something a little more millennial. Yeah... That's it... Millennial Man. He fights with the power of a million years.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 26

Oh, sure... I can just picture it now: "Welcome to respectability, spidey. You owe us five squillion dollars in super hero back-taxes."

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 26

Tell you what: we're going to give this poor kitty a break. His life's been screwed with more than enough. We're going to let him live a little... hang out with his cat friends... get a girlfriend... live in peace. ...hopefully some place far, far away. Shoo! Go on... get! Make some friends... ...and let me get back to mine!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 27

Y-You killed him! You finally did it... You killed my brother!

Daredevil/Spider-Man Vol 1 3

Yeah, I do. Funny thing is, I feel like she's still here, you know? I realize it's just because I want her to be. All my friends keep telling me it's time to let go. But I don't want to.

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 27

I already met that someone, Jill. And she was taken away from me.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 28

I couldn't do it, Mendel. I mean, I beat myself up over this like you wouldn't believe. I must've thought about it a thousand different ways... ...but it's just not me.

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 28

I... I knew... I knew. I knew you were alive! Who did this? Why?

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 29

"Fusion," eh? You look more like a "Larry" to me.

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 30

Who am I? My name's Peter Parker. I'm the new science teacher.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 31

Uhh...I know you better than you think, pal. You fit the mold perfectly: all your anger's driven by a series of convenient excuses --

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 31

...that there's a fine line between hero and psycho, I guess.

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 32

I may be quick -- I mean, you're looking at the dude who left Billy Pinder in the dust during a second grade sack race!

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 34

Hello, God... This is Peter Parker. Can I ask a favor? I know I've been your personal cat toy for the last few years...but can we not do that to me again for a while? Not real long, I know the odds on that are about zero...but just for a little while. Say...fifty or sixty years? I mean, that's not long in your terms, right? Just kidding, God... Just kidding. But I'll bet you knew that, didn't you?

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 35

Only madmen could contain the thought, execute the act, fly the planes. The sane world will always be vulnerable to madmen, because we cannot go where they go to conceive of such things. We could not see it coming. We could not be here before it happened. We could not stop it. But we are here now. You cannot see us for the dust, but we are here. You cannot hear us for the cries, but we are here.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 36

And how she liked me -- they all liked me -- even though they knew I was Spider-Man. And about how that felt, knowing I belonged somehow. And how I didn't want to admit that I liked it. A lot.

Peter Parker: Spider-Man 2001 Vol 1 1

That's what I love about you, birdbrain: you think you're really nifty-- --but you're really just the bottom of the cage!

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 37

If there's any way I can help, just... let me know. No strings. Honest and true. Deal?

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 37

Ooh. I love it when you talk fancy. Hey, I got one: "Cease and desist, you certifiable cephalopod!" Maybe you should've called yourself Doc Lobster.

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 39

Wait... "Crappy super-villain": Isn't that an oxymoron?

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 40

You're right: I can't. Not even to a stain on humanity like you.

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 41

Y'know its funny. I'd almost forgotten... how much I don't miss high school.

Spider-Man's Tangled Web Vol 1 12

Burn Crisqó's old sheets. The celebrity beach house just got a new guest.

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 42

Heh. Well, I guess in the end, life's a beach!

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 43

Your name was Gwen Stacy. Mine is Peter Parker. This is the story of how we fell in love. Or, more appropriately, how we almost didn't fall in love.

Spider-Man: Blue Vol 1 1

But I got plans to meet a special lady at the airport tonight, and nobody's getting in my way. Especially-- --not-- you!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 42

No, wait... I can see what you're trying to do. But I'm not biting, Norm. You're not worth it.

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 46

And I'm sure they're going to ask what kind of idiot talks about one beautiful girl to another beautiful girl...? And, uh, the answer is... this kind of idiot. Me. Peter Parker.

Spider-Man: Blue Vol 1 3

I won't have to kill you in return. I won't even have to send you in jail. Just being you-- that's life without parole.

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 47

And all I can think is, there's no way she could've gotten that far ahead. It's not physically possible. Not unless she's a mutant.

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 48

I don't need any promises, MJ. I'll wait for you as long as you need. Or until the stars turn cold and fall from the sky. Whichever comes first.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 45

A million question and no one to answer them... very tantric.

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 49

Because you have to know-- --that it's not true. And I'm going to take care of it. One way or another. But it's not true, MJ. I swear it. I swear it. I--

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 47

Short answer, Shocker: you're selfish, I'm not. Or at least I try not to be. Now grow up. My organs feel numb and I'm going home. That's what us heroes get to do.

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 52

This is obnoxious. Even for me.

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 53

Do you realize how many crimes I could have stopped while I was jerking around, putting on a show for you guys?! Putting on a show for money!

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 55

Anybody ever tell you that you fight like a girl? I'm just asking in case there's anything you want to tell the group.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 53

Maybe this whole beach is a Sandman factory, churning out idealized versions of yourself. Maybe--

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 56

I don't know how to make it make sense to you. I'm not even sure it makes sense to me. In the end, it all comes down to one, simple truth...I'm Spider-Man.

Spider-Man and Wolverine Vol 1 1

I'm not perfect, Flash. I've... done things. I've been selfish. People have died because of me. But I accept that, and I own it. And maybe in all this mess I'm able to stay strong... Because I know I'm weak.

Peter Parker: Spider-Man Vol 1 57

Everybody in our odd little community would deny it, but we all watch each other when we cross paths, looking for weaknesses, in case that day ever comes. In case they ever have to stop me...or I ever have to stop them. But we never talk about it. Ever.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 54

...hhh...I never sinned against you, Eddie. It's all about you and the suit, dude-- you two are like an old married couple.

Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 2 1

Tell somebody you love them, or hit them, and you can't foresee all the possible consequences. You do "A" because it's a good thing. But "A" has consequence "B" which is a bad thing for somebody else. Sometimes I focus so much on what I'm doing right now to fix something, that I forget even bad guys have families.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 55

I don't think it's Eddie Brock at all. I think it's the suit. It's looking for a new host.

Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 2 2

What is it? Am I talking too much about the "Other Me", or maybe I didn't ask you how your day went, and I know how I can get caught up on one topic and talk for a long time without stopping in these really long run-on sentences and--

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 2 56

Yooooowchhhh!!! Hey. I think you fixed it. My shoulder. It feels bet--

Spider-Man and Wolverine Vol 1 3

I can't help wondering, what have I done? Did I just solve a problem, or create one? Did I just save Eddie Brock's life? Or did I just send him to hell?

Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 2 5

And if you talk to any newspaper reporters, remind them that I've got a hyphen in my name! They always forget the hyphen!

Spider-Man/Doctor Octopus: Negative Exposure Vol 1 2

Sorry I won't be able to oblige. I've been working on a new dance step. Oops. Now I've gone and put my foot in it.

Spider-Man/Doctor Octopus: Out of Reach Vol 1 2

Love is never silent, Mr. Davis-- and it never dies. It lives in us, in our hearts... ...forever.

Spider-Man Unlimited Vol 3 1

Well, technically, Octopi have arms... ...spiders have legs. And toned, shapely ones at that.

Spider-Man/Doctor Octopus: Negative Exposure Vol 1 4

Whoa. Have you been lifting weights, tubbo? Hey, fat bottom-- --one good 'feet' deserves another.

Spider-Man/Doctor Octopus: Out of Reach Vol 1 3

Jeez, you are the most anal-retentive super-villain of all time.

Spider-Man/Doctor Octopus: Negative Exposure Vol 1 5

Your problem is, you're a dinosaur. Say it with me now: "Look everyone! I'm extinct!"

Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 2 10

Out there, if I ever gave up, even for a second, it would all be over. But it's hard. I get tired. I get worn. Do you know what keeps me going? I know that I have to get home to you. I have to walk through that door.

Spider-Man Unlimited Vol 3 2

Hey...by "gets any worse" I mean, like, hitting people an' stuff. Especially old friends who are trying to do you a favor.

Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 2 11

Pardon me for interrupting, but do you people always run a background check on your new teachers?

Marvel Knights: Spider-Man Vol 1 1

Yeah, listen. I know you must have idiots showing up and doing this all the time, but it really is me, Jarvis. Could you hit the buzzer and let me in? I'm getting soaked out here.

Marvel Knights: Spider-Man Vol 1 2

Dude, you need to pick on someone your own size, species and/or gender. Say, what gender are you, anyway?

Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 2 14

We had a deal, Eddie... And you broke it... So what are we gonna do now?

Venom Vol 1 14

I'm sorry, Aunt May. Sorry for this stupid hobby that keeps killing people I love. Now you're gonna die just like Uncle Ben and just like Uncle Ben...it's Peter Parker's fault.

Marvel Knights: Spider-Man Vol 1 3

Uhh...jeez... I feel like I'm in high school again. Are you flirting with me?

Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 2 15

Listen to Bushnick's editorial! "It's high time that the publisher of the Daily Bugle learns this valuable lesson...That the fourth estate wields great work, and with it, there must also come great responsibility." Couldn't have said it better myself.

She-Hulk Vol 1 4

There are some things in my life that you just don't touch if you want to walk away with your spine intact.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 509

Actually, Eddie... I know three things. I'm faster than you... I'm definitely--smarter than you... And I've always been... Stronger than you.

Venom Vol 1 16

I still can't believe you never told me we were having money problems. I mean what did you think I was going to do? Push you off a building?

Marvel Knights: Spider-Man Vol 1 5

I'm three days away from you finding me running around Times Square in nothing but my web-shooters and my mask whooping it up about power and responsibility.

Secret War Vol 1 3

I guess maybe there's a reason for everything in our lives. Even our mistakes.

Spider-Man Unlimited Vol 3 5

Seriously, I'm not the guy I was back in high school, you morons. First person lays a finger on me leaves the gym on a freakin' stretcher!

Marvel Knights: Spider-Man Vol 1 7

Well, uh... ...I've made a couple of changes.

Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 2 20

What the Bleep is WRONG with you? I almost had Doctor Doom until I tripped over you and this stupid [Bleep] camera! Now stop [Bleep] following me! If I see you again, I'll [Bleep] you [Bleep] camera up your [Bleep][Bleeeep]!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 513

Keep on trudging ahead. And if you should happen to fall at some point along the way, Pete-- Get up. Dust yourself off. Don't look back... And try even harder the next go 'round.

Spider-Man Unlimited Vol 3 6

John Jameson. Spider-Man's your son, Jonah. I really am truly sorry.

Marvel Knights: Spider-Man Vol 1 8

Ahem. Like I was saying, I got two pairs. Two nines... ...an' two more nines. That makes four. Read 'em an' weep, fatso.

Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 2 21

Yeah...that's me: I'm the cleaning lady. Always got some kind of solution. But it never really gets out the stain.

Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 2 22

Why is it that every time I've ever tried to get my life together--it almost always ends up with me being late for school?

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 515

What am I doing? I've never lied to MJ before. Come on. Parker, that's another lie. You've lied plenty. But that was a different time. A different time.

Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 2 23

Geez, let a guy plummet to his almost-death one time and you never hear the end of it.

Spider-Man Unlimited Vol 3 7

Is it just me, or do you have a fascination with death? And should I be worried about this?

Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 2 24

I mean "Gun-Toting-Maniac-With-A-Skull-On-His-Chest" crazy. I mean, REALLY. You and the Punisher would really get along. Well, probably not...

Marvel Team-Up Vol 3 5

Why, if it ain't my pal, the human gasbag!

Spider-Man Human Torch Vol 1 2

Just try not to blow up the whole neighborhood, okay? My favorite Indian take-out is around here somewhere. What? You don't like tandoori?

Spider-Man: Breakout Vol 1 1

And I'm Spider-Man. Weird things happen to me all the time.

Spider-Man Unlimited Vol 3 9

If I'm right...and I think I am..all those hits were just a diversion from their real agenda: to smuggle something very dangerous into the country.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 520

Just remember: as my Uncle Ben once said-- --with great power there must also come great responsibility.

Spider-Man Unlimited Vol 3 10

I'm sorry... ...but this whole adventure was ridiculous!

Marvel Team-Up Vol 3 10

Logan, I swear to God... I think I'm going to kill them. Magneto. His stupid daughter. I'm gonna kill them with my bare hands. I'm not -- I'm not going to be able to stop myself.

House of M Vol 1 5

Yeah, after all those years on my own, I could get used to this Avengers thing. I could definitely get used to this.

Spider-Man: Breakout Vol 1 5

This slasherday thing's getting everyone nervous. I want Razorfist put away fast. Maybe then I'll believe you can teach your symbiote some manners.

Toxin Vol 1 5

Do you know how many rank amateur super-villains I've beat the stuffing out of today? You guys are stupider than the real Absorbing Man!

Marvel Knights: Spider-Man Vol 1 17

Well -- It was nice knowing all of you.

Marvel Team-Up Vol 3 12

Paul...you may not have a wife...but I do. And she hates it when I'm late on dinner-and-a-movie-night.

Spider-Man Unlimited Vol 3 12

Empire State University. Where Spider-Man was born. And, now, where he may die. Oh, the irony.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 526

That's what I love about this city. Every time I need to hit someone really, really hard, some jerk steps up and volunteers.

Son of M Vol 1 1

MJ... May... I'll never leave you again. Never. Never. Never.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 527

But now I think... maybe there's even more to the powers I got that day, and maybe I can use them to help people more than I ever imagined. Tonight, if I hadn't been open to those powers, I might never have reached that girl in time.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 528

...someone wanna tell me where the naked guy came from?

Sensational Spider-Man Vol 2 25

It would be simpler, and more legal, if guys like me registered. If we were regulated, like the AMA or any of those other initial-groups. The problem is that after registration always comes regulation.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 531

How did--? This... You... What are you? A ghost?

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 1 8

Somewhere, there's a one-liner about me "crashing this little party."

Sensational Spider-Man Vol 2 26

What have you done now!? What kind of crazy trick is this? And... what? They don't have carburetors in the future, with all the smoke that thing's giving off?

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 1 9

My name is Peter Parker, and I've been Spider-Man since I was fifteen years old. Any questions?

Civil War Vol 1 2

Richards was wrong; you're not a symptom, you're-- --you're insane!! You're-- nothing!!! A cold-blooded nothing that shouldn't even be breathing. Reality check, Stregon. It's not mammals or reptiles that rule the world--It's spiders!!!

Sensational Spider-Man Vol 2 27

Well, there's the whole thousands of mutant-controlled energy fields inside a mystery man in a place where millions of mutants died? Sounds bad.

New Avengers Vol 1 20

Because everyone's picking sides, everyone's being recruited, but... that's not your style, I know. You're your own woman.

Sensational Spider-Man Vol 2 29

Huh. Maybe I should've dressed up like a bat instead of a spider. Strike fear into my enemies... Nah. Dumb idea.

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 1 12

If the cost of silence is the soul of the country...If the cost of tacit support is that we lose the very things that make this nation the greatest in human history, then the price is too high.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 536

I've made you and MJ targets. Taken away what little semblance of a normal life we had. God, if the Chameleon had hurt you or... ...or worse...

Sensational Spider-Man Vol 2 31

Peter Parker, masquerading as your friendly neighborhood gym teacher. But that Arrow woman was right. I can't just abandon the kids. Not until I'm sure that I've thrown enough of a scare into the underworld...

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 1 14

Jeez. Mooney. Rhymes with loony.

Moon Knight Vol 5 7

And maybe you want to think about what you would call weakness-- and others, compassion-- isn't always such a bad thing.

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 1 16

So, White Tiger -- are you one of Hector's cousins or nieces? Because you have his NON-sense of humor.

White Tiger Vol 1 3

Whether a law is right or wrong, moral or immoral, is an idea, a personal philosophy... but it always seems that fights over ideas skip over the barrier into the real world and become battles of real violence.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 538

And now with all that's happened... The police, the army, everybody's after me... What was the point? What was--? Dammit. sigh

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 1 17

We're the NEW New Avengers.

New Avengers Vol 1 27

And the rest of you -- be careful, okay? The world's not... it's not so fun anymore, you know? I don't want to go to any more of these.

Punisher War Journal Vol 2 4

I will find them. And when I do--I'm going to kill them.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 539

Look, Marko... I dunno if I'm going to be that much help to you anyway. I'm not a detective. All I know is this: There have been two Uncle Bens in my life. One showed up out of nowhere some months back, and then vanished.

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 1 18

Thank God. I wasn't sure Mr. Fantastic would help me since I'm not part of his so-called "Initiative"...

Sensational Spider-Man Vol 2 36

Just one thing, Mr. Fisk. You can die.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 540

You're from the future. His future. It was the only way you could know that the other Spider-Man was from 2211. And since there's been a future Spider-Man... and future Hobgoblin... Why not a future Chameleon?

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 1 19

Hey, that look is trade-marked! Ya gotta pay ten bucks if you're gonna do that!

Spider-Man and the Fantastic Four Vol 1 1

--the damage had already been done, Felicia, and... ...and Jordan knows how close he came. And now... ...now, he has to live with that part of himself, for the rest of his life.

Sensational Spider-Man Vol 2 37

End of the road, Fisk. You. Me. RIGHT NOW.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 541

Because Flash Thompson is my friend! And if you think you're going to get away with him, you're-- --you're-- --absolutely right, apparently.

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 1 20

If you ever laugh, let me know so I can hide underground.

Spider-Man and the Fantastic Four Vol 1 3

I've done something far worse than kill you, Fisk. I've beaten you.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 542

Like hell. I'm getting showered, changed......and then Jonah Jameson and I are going to have a long overdue...chat.

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 1 22

You...You snuck up on me and my spider-sense didn't go off...Who are you?

Sensational Spider-Man Vol 2 40

And we shall be called... the Fellowship of the Ring.

White Tiger Vol 1 6

She took a bullet intended for me, Stephen. If I'd moved just a second faster, if I'd seen -- I can't let her die like this, not when it's my fault. I can't live with that. I can't, I --- God...God...God...For God's sake, Stephen...help me...please help me.

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 1 24

Family, eh? Well, face it, tiger, you just hit the jackpot!

Spider-Man Family Vol 2 6

Oh, fought some crime, saved the world with a war-maiden in chain mail bikini, had my blood sacrificed to an ego-maniac with a skin condition... you know, the usual.

Spider-Man/Red Sonja Vol 1 5

You would not believe the day I'm having.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 546

And once again, the Spider-Cheese stands alone.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 550

So, what's your story, sweet cheeks? Is there an introductory super-villain promotion going on? Because you're my third newbie this month!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 553

Still, shooting the mutant with a healing factor probably wasn't the best use of your arrows. You're just going to make him...mad.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 555

H-Have t-to admit, though...I'm s-starting to wish I'd b-been bitten by a radioactive p-polar bear.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 556

You'll never make the Yankees with a swing like that! Or even the Mets! Of course I don't think they have a uniform in your size.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 558

Hello? Creepy waif girl? Sorry about the "paper doll" crack. That seemed to touch a nerve.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 560

Thanks for the heads up "mystery girl". In fact, thanks for all of 'em. We made a pretty good team.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 561

Whoa! I haven't seen this many villains, thugs, and lowlifes in one place since I watched C-Span's coverage of congress yesterday!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 563

You can't arrest me. I'm the good guy

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 564

Devil Man, Devil Man, Dares whatever a devil can. Is he brave? Listen here. Just call 'im the Man sans Fear. Hey there! There goes the Devil Man!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 566

Life sucks sometimes... but it's always worth living.

Amazing Spider-Man Family Vol 1 1

I'd take fifth home. I've been patrolling it pretty hard the last couple of nights.

Venom: Dark Origin Vol 1 1

Well, I never thought I'd say this...Spider-Man's gonna save me!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 567

You did not tell a Skrull you locked in the freezer to "chill out."

Secret Invasion: The Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 3

You say you don't want the responsibility? Guess what? People like us...we don't get a choice.

Amazing Spider-Man Annual Vol 1 35

But without a Tommy Gun and a "dirty rat"--you're not my Hammerhead.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 575

If Johnny Storm doesn't jump out right now and tell me I've been super-punked, someone's getting hit in the gonads.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 576

Kill him? Wait, you mean this isn't the Love Boat?! Dang, I was really hoping you and Charo could help me rekindle my marriage...I really got to update my references.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 577

Is that Hoary Hosts with an "H" or with a "W"?

Avengers / Invaders Vol 1 6

Stand back and, above all, ignore my girlish scream of anguish -- because this is gonna hurt.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 579

I know who I am. Who are you? Gray Guy? Half-Tone, the Faceless Wonder?

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 580

Are you kidding? I just spent two weeks getting shot, buried alive and crawling through sewers. You bet your adamantium tuchus I feel like it.

X-Men / Spider-Man Vol 1 2

My aunt lives around here, by the way. Do you know what the sound of gunshots does to her property value?

Ms. Marvel Vol 2 34

Too slow, Golden Boy. Me on the other hand? I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee...well, more like float like a spider, sting like a spider. Which is odd, because spiders neither float nor sting.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 582

It's hard to face your fears. But sometimes, you must. Then... and only then... ...you can be at peace with them.

Spider-Man: Fear Itself Vol 2 1

Ya hear that, Chameleon? The President-elect here just appointed me... Secretary of Shuttin' You Up!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 583

I'm not a serial killer! I like...nay love cereal! Fruit Loops is my favorite! Then again, Lucky Charms isn't so bad, either. Believe me, I'm a firm believer that every red-blooded American kid should start his day with a half-pound of sugar, magic marshmallows, and a spastic leprechaun who wants to steal your breakfast.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 584

Oh, no. No no no. That's -- that's Venom. That's Venom as me. That's -- and it's not even the good one. It's Mac Gargan... the Scorpion... Guy used to fight with a scorpion tail. You know... he used to throw his butt at you.

New Avengers Vol 1 50

Seriously, a clinic that super heroes frequent and you think, "That's the place I want to rip off next"?! Let me ask you, and be honest, are you stupid? Or really, really stupid?

Amazing Spider-Man: Extra! Vol 1 3

I am the Spider. I own the night. I'm your worst nightmare come to life, punk, and you're looking right at--*Kof!* *Hack!* How can he keep that up for an entire movie..?

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 589

You're complaining about how you look? You've got a cool hood and cape...I'm wearing lime green! And I've got a star on the middle of my nose!

Avengers / Invaders Vol 1 9

Wow, you know you're in crazytown when Osborn's the voice of reason.

Free Comic Book Day 2009 Avengers Vol 1 1

I'm not your pal. And these? These aren't my clothes. This's my disguise. It's not who I am. This--this super hero stuff isn't my life! My real life's back on Earth! With my real friends and my real family...

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 591

Have I been wrong all these years? Is snark a spider-ability?

Timestorm 2009/2099: Spider-Man One-Shot Vol 1 1

Bowl Psi-Isad Oosh (say it fast)

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 598

Check the rulebook, buddy! You're not allowed to bring automatic weapons into a super-people fight! Unless you're the Punisher 'cause, you know, who's gonna tell him it's against the rules?

Amazing Spider-Man Annual Vol 1 36

You've worked so hard, Harry, to do the right thing in your life...You risked everything...to save me...a man you hate...Kill him, and everything you've built in your life goes away. I promise you.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 599

Hey, do you guys realize that the acronym for "Anti-Spider Squad" is A.S.S.? So I can call you big A.S.S.!, and you dumb A.S.S. and if your team does a tie-in with Hershey's, you can each be a candy A.S.S.!

Amazing Spider-Man Digital Vol 1 1

Man. I should start a blog. "Spiderfail.org"

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 601

Hi, Danielle. I Pida-Man. Spida-Mun. Spider-Man. I don't even know what I just blabbered. Just pick the one that made the most sense.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 605

I let it all go by pulling her closer and everything else fades away. For a second.. the last second before my brain shuts off and I become all body, I can't help but think what a bad idea this is... And I smile. Bring it on.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 606

You down to punishing strippers now, Frank?

Punisher Annual Vol 2 1

She's a bad guy, folks. You should stop giving her attention and use the internet for what it was invented for...using the Googles to find Norman Os-porn. Everybody knows that.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 608

Eesh! And I though I was obnoxious!

Web of Spider-Man Vol 2 1

Yeah, well I need a Video Music Award, but you don't see me attacking Taylor Swift.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 609

To coin a cliche: Face it tigress -- you just hit the jackpot!

Incredible Hercules Vol 1 137

I need to give myself a paper cut from an irradiated hundred dollar bill.

Spider-Man: The Root of all Annoyance Vol 1 1

Sorry folks, Screwball's webcast is off the air. Please go back to watching monkeys on ice-skates or whatever else you do with the internet.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 610

You think this is a lot of wreckage? This is nothin'! This one time, Doc Ock dumped his entire underwater headquarters on me! Water was rushing in...but I never gave up! I never gave in! I have to be equal to my strength -- or else I don't deserve it! NNNN! The strain -- NNNNN! -- it's unbearable -- but -- but -- um, yeah... Actually, I can't lift this. Little help over here? Please? Bueller?

Assault on New Olympus Vol 1 1

Be right back. Gotta hit the little Peter room.

Ms. Marvel Vol 2 47

I'm talking to the guy who's filming, watching, and getting his jollies from every minute of this. You went too far this time, Mysterio! Now it's personal!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 619

Jonah may be--is--the cheapest, most arrogant, most annoying carbon-based life form in the galaxy...but even he deserves not to be smeared.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 623

What do I do now? How did I lose this badly? How much worse can my life get?

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 624

No, you want people to love you for being the good guy. It's not the same thing.

Deadpool Vol 3 21

Y'think maybe we could move this relationship into another area? Personally, I think we're ready-- --let's swing, baby!

Web of Spider-Man Vol 2 7

This...this won't please the Enigma Force.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 628

Oh, God. You're finally going to do it, aren't you, Mac? You're finally going to kiss me.

Siege: Spider-Man Vol 1 1

Look, none of us sought the power we have. It just happened to us. We're all here by--accident!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 629

Yep, that's me... just your friendly neighborhood Spider-God.

Astonishing Spider-Man & Wolverine Vol 1 1

Yeah, business as usual. I'm just a "misunderstood guy with a good heart."

Peter Parker Vol 1 4

May...I...I know that I've been annoying you lately. And I'm sorry...I just...I need you Aunt May. Please, stop yelling...I need to know we don't all want to hurt each other...that can't be what's inside everyone.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 633

Stop! Come back here! Or... Or I'll say "stop" again!

Web of Spider-Man Vol 2 9

And that's why you and our mutual friend here have the same aura, flattop... you both believe just whatever you want to.

Web of Spider-Man Vol 2 10

The wisest man I ever knew told me with great power comes great responsibility. The smartest man I know lives that. Every day. And I'm proud to call him a friend... ...and Stretcho.

Spider-Man/Fantastic Four Vol 1 2

I blew it, Strange, I did the one thing I promised myself I would never do. I put my family in the crosshairs and no matter how many times I go over it in my head, I keep coming back to the same thing. I need the world to forget that I'm Spider-Man.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 640

Whoa! Either there's something wrong with the fluoride in the water, or the Big Apple has a vampire problem!

Spider-Man vs. Vampires Digital Comic Vol 1 1

--so I was thinking...since you have the abilities of giant vampire bat, why not just take the name of Batm--

Spider-Man vs. Vampires Digital Comic Vol 1 3

Hang on! Baby's first ride's about to get bumpy!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 643

My ex-girlfriends becoming girlfriends? They're gonna spend all their time talking about me, I just know it. Good ol' Parker luck. You never fail to fail...

Web of Spider-Man Vol 2 12

Remember me? From the fashion police? I'm here about all the white you're wearing after Labor Day.

Shadowland: Spider-Man Vol 1 1

This isn't good. Haven't seen him since the massacre. He was part of a crew of super villains that Carnage led through New York City, slaughtering as many civilians as they could. The worst part is the madness spread. Everyday people started rioting... murdering. It was mayhem.

Carnage Vol 1 1

Lucky that is exactly how I would describe myself, he said sarcastically.

Avengers Vol 4 6

--so I was thinking...since you have the abilities of giant vampire bat, why not just take the name of Batm--

Spider-Man vs. Vampires (MDCU) Vol 1 1

You accepted each other for who you are. You were family. Just knowing that was possible...that it might be possible for me...it means a lot. It still does.

Spider-Man/Fantastic Four Vol 1 4

Everyone thinks your brother's an impossible act to follow. Between him and Captain America-- --there are some role models that always seem to be out of reach. Best the rest of us can do is keep trying.

Klaws of the Panther Vol 1 3

What?! Oh, this?! It's how I do my best work! In the buff! Say! Isn't this a private lab?!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 650

I get to call Rocket Racer and apologize making fun of his name...

Carnage Vol 1 2

And with all my gear here in my secure vault, for once my Peter-Parker-life is 100% Spider-Free

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 651

With my spider-strength, speed, and agility nothing could've stopped me from landing any sports scholarship-- or getting on any professional team I wanted. Nothing except a sense of responsibility. And a tiny bit of pride.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 652

That's a crazy expensive way for things to end. I mean, even for Brooklyn that's gotta be expensive.

Invincible Iron Man Vol 1 500

Logan. Buddy. If I knew you were coming I'd have baked a cake. But if you want at my little lizard pal, you're gonna have to go through me.

X-Men Vol 3 7

How are you walking like that?! At these G's?! You been workin' out, Mac?!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 653

I'm done. Done accepting things the way they are. I swear to you... ...from now on... ...whenever I'm around, wherever I am... No one dies!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 655

I can do this. It's not impossible. Not for me. I have great power, resources, and resolve. And I will make this work. Not for Uncle Ben, Captain Stacy, Gwen, Marla, or any of the others I failed in the past. This is for you, for all of the living, for everyone out there! I'm going to make you all proud. You'll see. I promise.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 656

Oh, Spider-Sense, I miss you so mu-huh-huch.

Free Comic Book Day 2011 (Spider-Man) Vol 1 1

Oy. With the guilt. Fine! Wanna be in the Fantastic Four, Spidey? Sure. What? Oh. We're the Future Foundation now. Bait n' switch if you ask me. Razzin' frazzin'...

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 658

Home sweet home! Dimensionally if not geographically that is...

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 659

Miss Frost, you've got to get to the machine. Make with the smashing!

X-Men Vol 3 10

This has got to be the worst alternate universe ever.

Deadpool Annual Vol 1 1

I don't even know how long I've been going. Fifteen, sixteen hours? Carlie is alright, thank God. I found her in her apartment with a knife, scared that every killer she ever helped put away was coming to get her. No one's heard from May, but everything's down now. She could be anywhere... But the one place she probably is, I can't seem to get to. Because no matter how I scared I am for her... ...I can't let people die.

Fear Itself: Spider-Man Vol 1 1

Careful, Ben! The Sinister Six aren't pushovers -- believe me, I know! Terrible dressers? Yes! Intermittent deodorant users? Double yes! But pushovers -- not!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 660

This is my fault. I brought them up against an enemy they're not even close to ready for. And now they're going to die. And it's all my fault... Just like Marla...Just like Uncle Ben. I didn't save him. He died because I was weak. Because I wasn't good enough. I made a promise to him that day that I could never be good enough to keep... But I swore I'd never stop trying. I know I'm not good enough. I never will be. That's no excuse to stop fighting. No matter how much it scares me. No matter how much it hurts. Ben Parker taught me that. And nothing scares me more than letting him down.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 661

Nothing was going to stop it. And, like that, the Avengers were never going to be the same again. No joke.

Avengers Vol 4 13

Batroc? Let the leaping begin! ... The thing is, you're so mock-able. I'm sorry, but you wear a mask and use your own name? That's not a secret identity, Bats. That's just an identity. With a mask.

Heroes for Hire Vol 3 7

Not gonna happen. I'm not giving up on you. Any of you. There have been plenty of times I wanted to give up on myself. When just about everybody wrote me off. But there was always someone who didn't. Some of those people are still around... and some aren't. They believed in me. And there's no way I'd let them down. I believe in you. And this foot! I know you've been through a lot. Things nobody should have to face. But I'll show you there's always a better way.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 662

I can feel it, gnawing at me. The fear. It's so raw, so real... I see them all, everyone I care about, everyone I love. Carlie... dead. Mary Jane, dead because of me. Aunt May, dead. Because I wasn't good enough. I wasn't fast enough, I wasn't strong enough, I wasn't smart enough, and she's dead because of me. My fault. My responsibility. And I failed them. I failed them all. Please, God, somebody make it stop. The fear is so strong it's like I'm on fire. So powerful I can feel it.

Fear Itself: Spider-Man Vol 1 2

There is no hope. I can barely stand. I can't feel my right arm. There's blood in my eyes, my ears. He's stronger than me. I can't even hurt him. There is no hope... but luckily... I'm too big of an idiot to accept it.

Fear Itself: Spider-Man Vol 1 3

You are so related to Wolverine.

X-23 Vol 3 13

Hey. If you're watching this, you know what's going on. Some New Yorkers woke up today with spider-powers... And they're tearing the city apart. And all over the world, no one's asking "Why would they do that?" Because everybody knows... New Yorkers are loud, rude, obnoxious jerks! Well, guess what? The rest of the world is wrong! 'Cause today, like a lot of you, I found out that I've got spider-powers too! And I'm gonna do my part! My name's Peter Parker, I'm a native New Yorker... And when I look around this city, I don't see a bunch a' jerks. Know what I see? Teachers, nurses, cops, parents, neighboors, friends... Good people who give their all! Everywhere I look, I see heroes! Now lets show 'em this didn't just happen to the jerks, it happened to the real New Yorkers too! And that today, we're not just heroes... We're Super-Heroes!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 668

I think when I went through that door I kept saying over and over in my mind... I need to go to Tahiti. I need a million dollars. I need a new girlfriend. What do I get? A Jarvis burger and a fruity drink.

FF Vol 1 10

Brrr... what was that? Something bad is going down somewhere. Something verrrry bad. But that wasn't my spider-sense. That was my Peter Parker-sense tingling.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 675

They can chain her up, but they can't take away her bad luck powers. And if I know Felicia...She's not sitting still waiting for a rescue.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 677

Well, technically... what we did was not blow up Manhattan. But, yeah, I'll count that as a win.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 679

Why didn't I see it before?! Doc's ice pellet! It's the same tech I created for my cryo cube! And the armor he's using... It's based on my helmet design! His stealth satellites... are using the same principle as my noice reduction system! All my inventions for Horizon, everything I've put out into the world--Doc's modified it! Twisted it! I've given him everything he needs! THIS IS ALL MY FAULT!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 686

Two minutes earlier, Silver Sable put her life on the line, with no weapons and no expectation it was going to work. It was one of the bravest things I'd ever seen. But now, it looked like Sable was back to her old mercenary self. Until I saw something no one else votadas to see... A smile for the princesas and her new husband. It was a teeny one. Blink and it was gone... But I saw it. And that's when I knew who Silver Sable really was. Incredibly brave. One of the most dangerous fighters I've ever seen...but she only pretended to be all about the money...because sometimes she put it all on the line for love. It's why she did everything. Love of her country. Family. Friends. Love of a rare vintage of champagne. And most of all, a love of adventure--Of life.

Avenging Spider-Man Vol 1 8

This is a hunt. I'm not here to fight you--- I'm here to end you!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 688

It's been eight days since the fall of Wakanda. Eight days since we came here with our tail between our legs. And every day since. It's only gotten worse. It's gotten so that every time I hear that mystical portal start to open. My heart sinks. I haven't cracked a joke in weeks. There's just nothing funny about the end of the world.

Avengers vs. X-Men Vol 1 9

Something else Ben used to say..."With great powers comes great responsibility." I learned the truth of that one the hard way...right here. An accident at the science hall gave me my powers--but in that old warehouse, I truly learned what it means to be Spider-Man. And now it's gone. But Jonah was right, it won't be forgotten. I can never forget. This site will always be a reminder of my responsibilites...my great responsibilites. I'm trying, Uncle Ben...and I'll always keep trying. That's my promise.

Peter Parker, Spider-Man Vol 1 156.1

One scientific mishap, and hours later I'm sewing a costume. Déjà diddly vu. Okay, world, better hang on to your hat... Here comes Alpha!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 692

And... And I guess he was right after all... someone is killing the Brooklyn Avengers.

Web of Spider-Man Vol 1 129.1

My life gets pretty crazy sometimes. And... and sometimes I don't remember to thank the people who mean a lot to me. But this week reminded me that friends from the past are important. And also that good things can come...even out of tragedy.

Web of Spider-Man Vol 1 129.2

Hate it whenever they say 'Plan B'. That's super villain code for 'blow everything up'.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 693

Miles Morales. Miles Morales. I wonder if we have a Miles Morales? Oh my God.

Spider-Men Vol 1 5

Surrounded by a pack of vicious velociraptors. It's like this nightmare I had once...only this time I'm not naked.

Avenging Spider-Man Vol 1 14

My mind must be going. I brought super villains into this...almost freed the Lizard. I shouldn't be a part of any of this. I--I'm Spider-Man.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 699

That was me, Otto. You can't hear me, can you? You don't even known I'm here. Doesn't matter. You don't get to kill. I won't let you. I don't know how, but I am still in the fight! I am Peter Parker. And I swear I'll find a way back!

Superior Spider-Man Vol 1 1

One scientific mishap, and hours later I'm sewing a costume. Déjà diddly vu. Okay world, better hang on to your hat... here comes Alpha!

Alpha: Big Time Vol 1 0.1

Figures. Fuzzball gets the hot cat-lady, and I get locked in the bathroom.

A + X Vol 1 4

That's weird. The master plan was to drop me in the ocean to drown? Not likely. These guys never work like this together. So who's rallying the troops? To be this organized? They need a boss. A general. A Kingpin.

Marvel Knights: Spider-Man Vol 2 2

Each night has the same pattern. It begins with the hope that people won't need me. And each night ends the same way... Knowing there isn't enough time... That there's always more to do... That even Spider-Man can run out of strength.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 700.1

Once the fighting began, instinct just took over. Carnage flowing through your blood...like venom.

Marvel Knights: Spider-Man Vol 2 3

I beg to differ, matchstick-- --but I'm not exactly sweatin' this one.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 700.3

But sometimes fighting fire with fire isn't the answer...

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 700.4

I'm Peter Parker! I'm back! And this is just the beginning! Because I swear to you... I will be-- FREE!

Superior Spider-Man Vol 1 25

And then I think I got it. As long as you have that one thing in place... the rest will take care of itself.

Marvel Knights: Spider-Man Vol 2 5

My name is Peter Parker. The real Peter Parker, that is. For a while I had been locked in this brain that Ock and I both shared. Call my role in all of this what you will: a participant in his life, an observer to his memories, but watching this particular Superior Spider-Man unfold has given me new perspective on Ock's actions. And while I don't condone the things he's done, I can at least understand them a bit more. To his credit, it was Otto's scientific findings that helped create the Goblin cure, so in a way he did win his battle with Norman. Because not only did he kill the Green Goblin as we know him, but he did it through science. The irony being that what finally enabled this scientific mastermind to become a Superior person, was when he stopped thinking with his head... and started thinking with his heart. As for me, I'm just happy to be back. A lot has changed in my life, and a lot of consequences need to be faced. But for the time being it feels good to look in the mirror and know that behind those Baby Browns is... Amazing Spider-Man

Superior Spider-Man Team-Up Vol 1 12

What do I do now? I've let you down, Uncle Ben. And now Aunt May too. Before, she was afraid I was a drug dealer. Now, if she knew the truth, she'd be even more upset. That's it. I'm through being Spider-Man! I'm done!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 3 1.3

That-- that was one of the Watcher's eyes?! But the Watcher's seen... everything. Ahh! Millions of secrets! Things that were kept from me! Filling my head all at once! The spider! After it bit me-- --it bit someone else?! A girl? I--never knew! Who is she? Ezekiel?!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 3 4

I didn't know where else to go... Clash is my responsibility. I inspired him. Helped make him. Spurred him on. And I couldn't stop him. I can't stop him. And on top of that, I've let everyone down. I've let you down. I don't know what to do. I'm sorry.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 3 1.4

Today was a bump in the road, but I'm feeling good about all of this. One Super Villain's cured. A zillion more to go. I can do this. I've got my own company! All these resources. Good friends by my side. I can feel it. We're gonna change the worlds! This is going to work!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 3 6

Hope you were watching, Uncle Ben. 'Cause I did that for you. Kept everyone safe. Kept them from being scared. And I made it fun. It doesn't matter that most of 'em wouldn't have lifted a finger for Peter Parker. That's not why you do it. You do it 'cause it's the right thing to do. Because it's what you would've done. You were more than a father to me, Ben Parker. More than a role model...You were my hero. Now it's my turn. Because from now on, I'm going to be yours! You'll see. I'm going to give it my all! We'll have fun! I'll never quit--and it's going to be amazing!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 3 1.5

Jonah only goes after me because he loves this city. He genuinely believes Spider-Man is a menace to society. Always has. Look, I'm not saying you have to like everybody you meet. Or that you can't get mad at people when they screw up. Just that it might be worth a minute to try and see things from the other guy's side. Turns out most people--even the grumpy ones who yell--probably don't deserve blunt force trauma on the head.

AXIS: Revolutions Vol 1 1

I said, "You're welcome." Sorry, I have laryngitis.

Amazing Spider-Man Annual Vol 2 1

Hey! You kids! I can hear yer party from the next block! Wit' yer beat or beat-like combos and yer glow-sticks! An' yer skinny ties! I work nights ovah heah! I gotta goldfish wit' an anxiety problem! Turn it down! Wait, wait, wait--wrong rant. What I meant to say was--break it up, okay? Please? 'Cause, I mean... okay, I came in a little late, but... We're not this. The Avengers are not this. Our job is not to bring walking tanks to do our talking for us. Or thunder gods, or big hair, or--or whatever else. It's not to wade in with overwhelming force to protect our authority when we're in the wrong. And right now you are in the wrong, Tony--Sam. And you know it. So... So back off, guys. Or you can come through me. Because I am an Avenger. And that... That is what we are. But, uh... Obviously I'm hoping you don't come through me...

Captain America and the Mighty Avengers Vol 1 3

Vile?! We're vile? You were about to cut open a baby! Know what, Great Hunters? Spider season is over! It's dirtbag season. Get 'em!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 3 14

No contest, Otto. A real hero wouldn't have threatened Anya's life. Or risked the fate of the universe to save his own skin. The greatest heroes put others in front of themselves. One day you will understand that. On the day you sacrifice everything. The day you give up that body. The day you finally accept that I am the Superior Spider-Man!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 3 15

Avengers Assemble! What? It's a better battle cry than "Geronimo!"

S.H.I.E.L.D. Vol 3 3

Seriously, what is it with New York? Would it kill you to invade Denver once? But no. You've always got to destroy Central Park or eat the Statue of Liberty... Bad guys are such tourists.

Amazing Spider-Man Special Vol 1 1

Choices matter. Fate is fragile. I know because I'm not just a physicist. I'm your typical Friendly Neighborhood Web-Spinner. And I have a very bad feeling Yuri Watanabe just made a very bad choice.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 3 16.1

We're not just our failures. As much as they hurt, we learn from them. Then we go out there and do our best to make up for them-- Even though we never will. We save people. We save as many as we can to make up for the ones we couldn't. That's all we do.

All-New Captain America Special Vol 1 1

I trusted you, Yuri. I trusted you!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 3 18.1

The Yuri Watanabe I knew was a passionate cop and reluctant vigilante. This woman--I'm not sure who she is.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 3 19.1

The world turns, people turn, everything turns. And it never turns. What can you say? It's the circle of life. But it isn't really a circle. Not really. It's a Spiral. The thing about spirals? So go up. Some go down. And some just go 'round and 'round.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 3 20.1

We're not here to build a fortune. We're here to build the future. We live in a time where heroes save the world every day. But what are they saving it for? My greatest hero was my Uncle Ben. He saved so many people's worlds, you wouldn't believe it. Helping a neighbour with their mortgage. Another with his groceries. He barely had anything, but he did so much with what he had. Running a global company like this is the most power I'll ever have. And in his name, I'm gong to do it responsibly. Create jobs. Equal employment. Green technologies. A chance for all of us to work together... not to save a world, but to make a world worth saving.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 1

Spent most of my life paycheck to paycheck. Always late with the rent. Now look at me. Name on the building. Forty-seven buildings actually. And gotta say, loving the view.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 2

The way Peter tells it, May, you're not his aunt. You raised him. You're his mom. And I know if he had to... he'd stop the world for you.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 4

Has Silk gone bad?

Silk Vol 2 2

All of Parker Industries' greatest discoveries have come from helping Spidey out. That is how we work here. We help him save the world, then we repurpose that tech to make that world a better place. You'll see. It's all for the best.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 6

Just hate him... hate him. It's easy. You've been doing it for years. Just... I need so much therapy.

Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 1

All right. That was actually a pretty smart -- though completely evil -- move.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 7

...Happy Valentine's Day, Spider-Man. You get to resuscitate an old man you just pulled up from the sewer.

Year of Marvels: February Infinite Comic Vol 1 1

You know exactly who he is -- he's Spider-Man. And he just saved everyone's butts so show a little respect. At least more than you show me.

Spider-Man Vol 2 2

Just be straight with me, Crystal. You wouldn't keep showing up by these things if you hadn't found anything. And hey -- I'm the guy who third-wheeled your dates with Johnny Storm while the Inhumans were still a secret society. Whatever it is you're keeping from the world at large -- you can trust me.

All-New Inhumans Vol 1 5

So long, Santies. The next time you need help... ask somebody else.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 1.4

I know you grew up as isolationists, Crystal... but you don't have to go it alone anymore.

All-New Inhumans Vol 1 6

I don't know where you are. Or what you're planning. But I know it's big. And I know if we don't stop you, it'll be our fault. So yeah, I'm ready to lose it all -- if it means taking you down!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 10

Did I just get rescued by two girls? Awesome.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Vol 1 5

Which is why I wanted to get you started early. Understanding your powers... and the responsibility that comes with them.

Civil War II: Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 1

I don't know... super hero movies are getting so gloomy these days. All the heroes want to do is fight each other... shouldn't comic book movies be kid-friendly?

Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 6

Roman got so obsessed with his "mission" he let it take over his life. Probably a lesson in there for guys like us.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 15

As Spider-Man. And I don't always win. And people die. But look at this and imagine... what I could do with it as Peter Parker.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 16

Oh crap, he's right behind me, isn't he?

Venom: Space Knight Vol 1 11

I'm going to ignore Mr. Sunshine, Ulysses. Anyway, as for what to do about the things you see... leave that to the rest of us.

Civil War II: Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 4

No, Brain. It was a good thing. Your old master did something noble that day-- and humble. He admitted that I was the Superior Spider-Man. He asked for help. And out of love he wiped his own brain.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 18

Hey, it's the least I can do for you wrapping me up but not murdering me.

Venom: Space Knight Vol 1 12

Regrown body parts. Creepy lab. The Jackal. This is all one of his stupid frickin' cloning experiments! Again!

Clone Conspiracy Vol 1 1

Fine! We'll stop the fake war between made-up peoples in the fanfic universe! Happy?!

Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 13

Hey, I have a lot of friends who are clones. I'm not questioning whether you're a thinking, feeling human being with a right to life, liberty, and all that. But you're not Gwen.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 23

It's not the science. Ned Leeds. Nick Katzenberg. Captain Stacy. Gwen. You brought them all back. Without hesitation. But not Uncle Ben. And I know why. Because he'd look at you the way only Ben Parker could. And he'd tell you... you're wrong. Yes. You have the means. The power. But no responsibility.

Clone Conspiracy Vol 1 4

Uh... Cap? If you were about to say something like "Thank goodness, there was only one," you might want to hold that thought.

Monsters Unleashed Vol 2 1

Unless the Lizard is on Mutant Growth Hormone, this looks like something out of your rogues' gallery, Herc!

Avengers Vol 7 1.MU

He was a friend of mine, you... you monster! Well, not a friend exactly. More of a nuisance, if you must know. But he was my nuisance! Prepare to--

Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 1.MU

Aleksei! Listen to me! You're wrong! I've lost people too! But that pain -- that hurt -- that means they are still there! You carry them with you! In everything you do! And with the person you are! They're a part of you forever! That means you honor them, Aleksei! By being the person they would want you to be!

Clone Conspiracy Omega Vol 1 1

You have no idea. What I've been through. What I've lost... I need a win, Bobbi. I want Osborn!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 25

End of the day, this company gives me power I've never had. And if I can use it to save people -- and help Spider-Man stop a bad guy? It's all been worth it.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 26

You're done, Shiklah. Leave before the vampires make you leave. Let us rebuild.

Deadpool & the Mercs for Money Vol 2 10

Okay, when I said everyone was Hydra now -- I did not mean that.

Free Comic Book Day 2017 (Secret Empire) Vol 1 1

Is anyone else having a dream they're in a geodesic dome made out of some dude's arm after getting beat to a pulp by some creature snapping its many, many fingers?

Doctor Strange and the Sorcerers Supreme Vol 1 8

Don't you get it yet?! Why I win? Why I always beat you in the end? Because I never give up! I always find a way!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 28

Otto Octavius is coming. He wants to raid this place, and loot it of all the hard work we've done. I can't even begin to think what he -- or Hydra -- would do with our intellectual property. I have a plan, but I'm going to need your help. You're some of the most creative thinkers I've ever met. I know we can do this together. Are you with me?

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 30

I had more than one opportunity to get you to stop being Spider-Man and I... I didn't do it. Even after I found out who you really were. You have no business being Spider-Man. None of this should've happened.

Spider-Men II Vol 1 1

Parker Industries Shanghai, this is it. I didn't want to have to make this call, but we're facing a hostile takeover. Literally. Not by investors or another company. By a super villain... who's working for Hydra. And we know he's listening in. Tonight, he's knocking on our front door, but tomorrow, he could be sneaking in through the back. If he does, all the great work we've done here... would be twisted into helping the worst people on Earth. We know what we have to do. It's time. It's been an honor to build up this company with you. Now, let's tear it down! You hear that, Doc? I'm calling it -- Parker Industries no more!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 4 31

All right, you giant pimple. I'm here for some answers. You've been outfitting criminals with phones. Phones that are untraceable and unhackable. A network for criminals.

Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 3

My God, Wade. That's the worst pep talk I've ever heard... but it worked!

Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 21

Man, I really needed that. For all my complaining and whining, it's all so clear to me now... things are looking up. Not for Peter Parker. But y'know what? Forget that guy. Who needs him? 'cause whenever I want, I can be the Amazing Spider-Man.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 789

No. Something's still wrong. My spider-sense says we're still in danger.

Champions Vol 2 13

It's like, I'd finally gotten everything right for once, y'know? I was pushing science forward! Helping around the world, as both Spider-Man and Peter Parker. This is what I'd been working toward my whole life! Of course I managed to blow it all up.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 790

I can't believe I'm doing this. Fine. You have one hour, Jonah. A deal's a deal.

Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 6

You've gone too far this time, Wade. Too. Far. It's bad enough you're the most wanted person in the world. But now this?! I'm gonna track you down, turn over every stone. There's nowhere you can hide from me, nowhere i can't find you. You're as good as done --

Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 23

Hey! I'm here. I'm helping. My life is a hot garbage fire and I am here. But you're chasing answers to a question about you and your place in the multiverse, or whatever, that might not be able to be answered on -- on our level. This is all -- it's just a reminder that we really have no real control...

Spider-Men II Vol 1 4

Unbelievable. Flash Thompson thinks I'm being a bully.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 792

Mintz is the problem. We've got to take him down no matter what. If I can draw him out, I will. And if I can't, then the one person who probably knows where he is and what he's up to is the Tinkerer --

Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 298

Hm... clearly we aren't wearing the right costumes to this party. So let's say my pal and I just kinda back out slowly, and all of us can forget this embarrassing faux pas ever happened.

Venom Vol 1 159

If Scorpio hasn't come out by now, maybe he never will.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 794

Go figure: I leave Betty's fake psychic... to go after a real creep... because he didn't set off my psychic powers. The irony here is not lost on me.

Amazing Spider-Man Annual Vol 1 42

You saved everyone. So why are you so happy they're here now?

Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 300

I'm not Mysterio! No amount of effects can fake this level of handsome! It's really me -- you! From the future!

Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 301

Me? I'm trying to keep it fresh, topical, make sure everyone's included -- all while a bunch of people are trying to kill me! Can you imagine?

Free Comic Book Day 2018 (Amazing Spider-Man/Guardians of the Galaxy) Vol 1 1

I couldn't last three minutes in the ring with you. Spider-Man's tapping out. But that's where you made your mistake, Norman. Because I'm still here. I'm Peter Parker. The Man in Spider-Man. And I'm the one who's going to take you down.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 798

I messed with time. We couldn't affect our present. So I tried to make things better for this world. I thought it was safe. I was wrong.

Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 303

Hey, Flash-Man. Always so cool. This guy? He knew a waltz from a cha-cha. Who am I kidding? You were a bully. My bully. When I think of all the lockers you shoved me into... but here's the thing... bullies don't come out of nowhere. Someone always hurt them first. Didn't find that out about you, Flash, until years later. Then one day, everything changed. You told me you found a hero to look up to. And you started a life of service. Helped your fellow man. Saved so many lives. Protecting others in ways people will never know. You became a man we're all so proud of. And me? I've found myself to be a bit of bully now and then. Making fun of others. Rattling their cages. Telling myself they deserve it. I want you to know that I want to change. Because of you, Eugene "Flash" Thompson. I hope you can be proud of me. I know you're my friend, but there's something I never told you. I'm your number one fan. You're the hero I look up to.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 800

I'm just not used to being, uh, helped by anyone... especially not by J. Jonah Jameson. It'll... take some getting used to.

Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man Annual Vol 1 1

This is my fight, guys. And we've wasted enough time--

Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 306

Hey! I'm here. I'm helping. My life is a hot garbage fire and I am here. But you're chasing answers to a question about you and your place in the multiverse, or whatever, that might not be able to be answered on -- on our level. This is all -- it's just a reminder that we really have no real control...

Astonishing Spider-Man Vol 7 7

We tell ourselves stories to get through the hard times. And, yes, how we tell them matters. But the truth is, there's only so far they'll take you. You can play the dream in your head over and over, but if you want things to change -- if you want that story to be your life, you have to wake up. You have to make it real. This is my story -- our story.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 1

So yeah, it's official. Peter Parker is Spider-Man no more. Or Spider-Man is Peter Parker no more. Depends on your perspective.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 3

Our lives and our futures depend on the Master Matrix being and doing good.

Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 37

Look, I'm not -- I'm not here to start anything... I just... what's going on? You're... you're Sandman! Is this some kind of... extreme dust allergy?

Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 308

Oh man, I have officially spent too much time with you, Wade.

Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 38

I'm back! I can already feel myself trying to be funny again! And there's that overwhelming sense of guilt and regret I missed so much!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 5

Hey. You, uh. I heard -- word on the, uh, street is... you're making -- a documentary? On me?

Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 310

That was me, Otto. You can't hear me, can you? You don't even known I'm here. Doesn't matter. You don't get to kill. I won't let you. I don't know how, but I am still in the fight! I am Peter Parker. And I swear I'll find a way back!

Halloween ComicFest 2018: Superior Spider-Man Vol 1 1

The other spiders need your help with the rest of the Inheritors. I'm in no condition to lead anybody. But you are. The priority is stopping them. All of them. You can do that with the rest of the spiders. And I can handle Morlun. But we have to be smart. It works to their benefit to have us act out of emotion and fear. So instead we got to be smart and do what's going to give us the very best chance of beating them.

Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 312

Well, it was a fun trip. Let's never do this again.

Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 41

If you want us to be friends... talk to me, not them.

Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 42

Only with you would a road trip end in prison.

Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 43

Morlun. Morlun. Morlun. What is this, four times now? Four times I've beaten you? How does this keep happening? It shouldn't be. You're stronger and faster than me by a mile. I know that. But what's more important, is that you know that, too. So because you know that, you never plan anything. You just show up and assume you're going to win because of who you are and, what, some birthright? And then when it doesn't go how you thought it was gonna go, you have a little fit and think the world is conspiring against you or some nonsense. You don't think things through, because you think you don't think you have to. You think you are all that and a bag of chips. But in actuality, Morlun... ya basic.

Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 313

Oh God. It's a museum of Jonah. This is my worst nightmare.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 12

I'm Peter Parker... I'm your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. And this is my neighborhood.

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 2 1

Truth be told... I don't know how Aunt May put up with me.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 14

I wish I could ask Aunt May. She'd know what to do. She always knows what to do.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 15

Something's wrong. My human sense is tingling.

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 2 4

Just skip to the part that helps me understand.

Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 48

Please, Doc, you have to wake up. Not just for me. For Billy. Yes! There you are! -- get up! Your son needs you!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 21

You're a mess. You're in trouble and on a suicide mission. And I'm here to tell you... you're done.

Daredevil Vol 6 5

"Love yourself." It's become such a cliché in our society. People say it all the time. Like it's supposed to be easy.

Marvel Team-Up Vol 4 3

Yeah, I guess it's not exactly a fair fight. But that still doesn't mean we should go easy on her.

Spider-Man & the League of Realms Vol 1 3

If I try to stop the Lizard, I'm risking a real shot here -- a real future at a major university! The future my Aunt May... and my Uncle Ben always wanted for me. But I can't stand by and do nothing... Uncle Ben taught me that. Great responsibility wins again.

Spider-Man: Reptilian Rage Vol 1 1

Existential crises are my specialty. I have three before my morning bagel. But you always had a very healthy ego. And you've been doing great. So seeing as I'm obviously not good at the delicate approach, I'm just gonna ask. What's wrong?

Superior Spider-Man Vol 2 9

I mean... gods, Eddie? When did you start fighting gods? And Carnage? You come to me with gods and Carnage but with, like... god powers? What happened to... evil businessmen and digging robots and sewer dinosaurs and fun stuff like--

Absolute Carnage Vol 1 1

Life is full of unintended consequence. Some are easily brushed off. Others haunt you forever.

Sensational Spider-Man: Self-Improvement Vol 1 1

You said you took up Prowler again because it was the only way you could work out how to help. Hobie, this is how you can help. Put Prowler aside. Maybe show Mindy you don't have to live in a super villain lair to make a difference. Show the world what Hobie Brown can do.

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 2 10

I don't know how I got so lucky. Being bitten by a radioactive spider and getting super powers? That's a scientific improbability. Meeting someone like MJ? That's a freaking miracle.

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 2 11

One question. Just one. And please don't lie to me. Where do I find Kristy Watson?

Amazing Spider-Man: Going Big Vol 1 1

So you have a choice: you want to save lives? Or "uphold the law"?

Daredevil Vol 6 11

You know, trying to hurt innocents to get to me. Well, there aren't many things that get me properly angry. You found one.

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 2 12

You're not getting those kids, Norman. Not as long as I'm still here.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 30

How are you liking your first day? Any issues?

Ghost-Spider Vol 1 2

He's hunting everyone who's ever hosted a symbiote.

Absolute Carnage: Avengers Vol 1 1

Lights out. And that, Agent Fury, is the last thing I remember.

Amazing Spider-Man: Full Circle Vol 1 1

What if I just... tell him the truth?

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 36

We can't get what we want if we don't use our words, Morbius. Unless what you want is to fly around eating people. That's a big no, even if you ask nicely.

Morbius Vol 1 3

Maybe this is the better world to live in.

Symbiote Spider-Man: Alien Reality Vol 1 2

Jonah, are you -- are you seriously still trying to interview me right now?

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 40

You called, I'm here. Please tell me you have some good news.

Amazing Spider-Man: Daily Bugle Vol 1 2

This entire adventure barely makes sense to me. And the same goes to you, your world, wherever we are right now and this exact moment we're sharing. The only thing I do know... the one thing I can't deny is that you're a hero, Ham.

Spider-Ham Vol 1 3

Me and Boomerang, we had a deal.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 41

Look he said Ant-Man -- the younger one, not the good one -- is trying to impress his daughter. I think that's worth a little bit of our time. Don't shake your head. Imagine falling so far down the ladder of relevance you land in Florida. On paper that sounds like a loser. You can't blame the guy for feeling that way. Why are you still shaking your head? Oh cool. The absolute worst reason.

Ant-Man Vol 2 3

We're being extremely generous calling this a plan. Kang is a heavy hitter. We can't go toe-to-toe with him.

Spider-Ham Vol 1 4

The Sin-Eater is back. And wherever he goes -- death follows.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 45

I have to do something. These people are my friends. Some of them put that Spider on because of me. A couple of them are kids. My point is-- this is my responsibility.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 51

Norman Osborn! You and I need to talk.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 56

It's ALWAYS because of you, isn't it? Just another victim for the Green Goblin.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 57

There's no getting around it. These last few days? I've been to Hell and back. Scratch that-- I'm not back at all. Now it's just all around me. I take it with me, everywhere I go. My sins are just lingering-- like old ghosts, haunting me. No, not ghosts-- Demons. And it's time I faced them.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 58

Who's the greater fool? The fool or the fool that follows him? Star Wars quote. You're a space guy, so I figured it was appropriate.

Symbiote Spider-Man: King in Black Vol 1 4

It goes without saying that no one likes wakes, but I despise them. Wakes are the platypus of social gatherings. People mingle and chitchat like they're at a party. Some people outright laugh and tell jokes... ...while someone you know lies dead and embalmed at the front of the room. There's crying. Sniffles. Tissues. So you're supposed to be sad and social at the same time... Platypus.

Non-Stop Spider-Man Vol 1 1

I'm exactly where I should be. Between the monsters and the people who need me.

King in Black: Spider-Man Vol 1 1

I was flown here by a talking raccoon and an Avengers villain... to a place where the head of security is a talking dog... and a troll brother is ritualistically hunting his sister! All to fight a villain who thinks he's my brother! Forget seriousness.

Symbiote Spider-Man: King in Black Vol 1 5

I don't even need your name-- This is my city. I will find you and make you pay!... For my pants... Whatever your name is.

Savage Avengers Vol 1 20

You think you're the only one to make bad choices? Whatever you did, you don't have the market cornered on selfish. I've dabbled... and it... cost me. You think all this is some type of prison? Maybe. I've thought like that too. Turned out I was the jailer. And I was the only one who could break myself out. Doctor Connors wanted me to make you see that, but the truth is... I can't make you do anything. No one can stop you from doing nothing and sinking deeper. Whatever you're scared of... You can take responsibility for it. You want to control this thing? Want to make Man-Thing more than a prison? That's where you start. You made a bad choice, Sallis. You did it. So what are you going to do now?

Spider-Man: Curse of the Man-Thing Vol 1 1

Hey, I get it--this isn't good for the brand. But as someone who struggled on that front for years, take it from me--the public change their minds all the time. Just focus on doing your job--and give 'em a good show.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 65

My God.... is this it? After years of Doc Ock, the Goblin, Electro... this is how I die? In some mudhole in the middle of nowhere?

Symbiote Spider-Man: Crossroads Vol 1 2

Hard to believe that this night started with a celebration. Where my biggest challenge was working up the nerve to ask MJ to... Well, to ask a big question. Not trying to survive a battle royal with every single baddie who's ever looked at me sideways.

Sinister War Vol 1 4

It's hard when you're around Ben. It really is. It feels like I'm being asked to share my life. And I don't know that there's enough of that to go around in the first place. And that makes it real easy to ignore that this is all even harder for you. Because you deserve to be who you are. You deserve to do what makes you happy. And you deserve to be Spider-Man.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 5 76

Daredevil just exposed killers in your system. Helped capture a mass murderer. And that was just today. What have you done?

Daredevil Vol 6 35

We've only got one shot. It all comes down to this...! Go forth, my Spider-Bots... and retrieve for me the legendary bacon, egg and cheese sandwich from Rocky's Deli! The fate of my relationship... depends on it!

Spider-Bot Infinity Comic Vol 1 1

Look, I'm sorry. You were right. I'm not used to counting on people. I don't have many friends. This is new for me. I've never had anyone watching my back.

Spider-Bot Infinity Comic Vol 1 5

Are you still there? Are you still reading this? I'm going to need your help.

How to Read Comics the Marvel Way Vol 1 1

I remember Amazing Spider-Man #33! I had to get a serum to Aunt May... or was I ... trying to catch the Vulture? It's too much... I can't bear it. I don't understand... was it all fake? Just drawings?! And why do I look so different? And in different years? They all feel real!

How to Read Comics the Marvel Way Vol 1 4

Maybe he needs bigger repairs than just his arm.

Spider-Bot Infinity Comic Vol 1 12

You know how Parker Luck works. Whatever fortune is granted upon Peter Parker -- an inverse misfortune will be bestowed upon Spider-Man.

Spider-Verse Unlimited Infinity Comic Vol 1 1

Franklin, Valeria, can you watch the cats for a while?

Marvel Meow Infinity Comic Vol 1 5

It's just that Spider-Man was telling me the other day how he doesn't have a lot going on. How he's been dying for something to do. So yeah. I'll tell him you're coming. And he's gonna love it.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 6 1

Keep going Peter. This is the kind of fight you don't get to stop. Not until it's done. And everybody is safe.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 6 4

I'm so sorry, MJ. For how I acted-- how I've been acting.[1] That wasn't fair to you. I understand why you don't want me calling. That won't... that won't happen again.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 6 7

Some guy? You think you're just some guy? You think the crimes you commit don't matter? That nobody's ever gonna get hurt because of you? Frankie, buddy, I'm here to tell you... I know different. So yeah, the world might be going to Hell. Alien slime monsters might be eating the Empire State Building. But until you stop what you're doing, I'm never going to stop finding you and putting you away. Because to me, you're not "just some guy."

Amazing Fantasy Vol 1 1000

Aw #$%&. We're doing a Spider-Verse again, aren't we?

Spider-Man Vol 4 1

I wouldn't have activated the signal if I'd known what would happen next. But I did it in the name of science... and for the cause of progress. As I look up at this supernatural demon bear, I wonder--is progress always the best motivator when we're charting unknown waters? Because progress always leaves blood on the trail... a trail where we can never know the real cost of our actions... until it's too late!

Deadly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 1 1

Demon Bear tells me we woke it with our experiments when we weakened the junction between its world and the real world. The psychic sickness in our world is so intense, Demon Bear needed to feed after its long hibernation. Which is why Mr. Toad's Wild Ride has come alive.

Deadly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 1 2

It's like I never... Everything I ever was... All those people I saved. Will they be okay? I'm sorry--⚞ ⚟

Spider-Man Vol 4 3

I submit to the crows and trust them to be my guide. I become one with the murder as a burning rage pumps through my veins, flowing from the stone heart. The Demon Bear is about to feel the full fury of this deadly neighborhood Spider-Man!

Deadly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 1 3

It's not every day you get to see if you can beat the snot out of the Avengers... and not have any consequences.

Deadly Neighborhood Spider-Man Vol 1 4

Spider-Man isn't some separate entity. Something that exists outside myself. For better or worse... mask on or mask off... I'm Peter Parker. And I've struggled, all my life, to do my best. To help people. Have I failed? Yes. Sometimes more than I've succeeded. But it's the trying, I think, that defines us. That makes us human.

Spider-Man: The Lost Hunt Vol 1 3

You installed remote kill switches, right?

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 6 19

I love her. I always have, and part of me always will. But... I think... that love has changed, you know? Like capital L to lowercase... or the other way around. Whichever makes sense.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 6 20

For the record, I'm not into "horror stuff." Y'know, scary stuff. Creepy stuff. And I know you're saying, "but, Spidey... spiders." To which I say, yeah, sure, they're a little unsettling, but spiders are natural. A product of evolution. They're science. And, besides that, I feel like public fear of spiders has diminished since we all found out we don't really swallow four of them a year. I dunno. Maybe you do. Anyway, what I do know is that when I see certain stuff, I get a tingle. Not my Spider-Sense. A primal, uncomfortable jitter. Like a visceral rejection from my science-based spider-body of incomprehensibly horrible things. Werewolves by Night and zombies and Cthulhus. Stuff like that.

Spider-Man: Unforgiven Vol 1 1

It takes time to begin to shake off the trauma and tragedy of that awful encounter. And even as we mourn Orisha's passing... we're grateful that Gregor's toxin presence is gone. But we can't help but wonder: what other monsters from Spider-Man's past will come slithering out of the shadows to terrorize us? "We live our lives," MJ said. And so we do... going back to our jobs--me with my science students at the college, Mary Jane with the theater kids at the high school. Her production of Les Misérables is a wonder to behold. I'm so proud of her. And I know that... as long as my wife is by my side, I can face anything. And, with our baby--this tiny wonder, this living miracle--on the way... I can't, I won't, surrender to the shadows--out in the world or in the corners of my mind. If I've learned anything in life, it's that even in the darkest times... especially in the darkest times... love... will always light the way.

Spider-Man: The Lost Hunt Vol 1 5

I guess we'll have to do it his way. Let's show him who we are!

Spider-Verse Unlimited Infinity Comic Vol 1 50

For me? This is the end of the Spider-Verse. You see, I've recently been reminded that I have great power and great responsibility... for this world. And for this friendly neighborhood, now and forever... I am their Amazing Spider-Man!

Spider-Man Vol 4 7

It's not a question of "can." With great power there must also come great responsibility. People get that wrong all the time. They leave out the "must" part. If I walk away, I know what will happen. So I don't do what I can. I do what I must.

Spider-Man Vol 4 8

How long has it been? Since Ms. Marvel... Kamala... gave her life to save MJ? To save all of us? Black Cat is right. She'd want us to go on. Keep fighting the good fight. And I will. For her. Eventually.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 6 27

There you are! I've been looking everywhere for you. Here's Chewie!

Marvel Meow Infinity Comic Vol 1 14

The battles you can't win are the most important to fight.

Thor Annual Vol 6 1

Mr. and Mrs. Khan? My name's Peter Parker. Your daughter was my hero.

Fallen Friend: The Death of Ms. Marvel Vol 1 1

I convinced myself Randy could join the Lincolns' world... that it could be safe. I won't make that mistake again. Because I have feeling something started today that's far from finished.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 6 31

Pretty damn fine day.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 6 33

Aaaahhhh... this feeling... it's why you did everything, isn't it, Norman? I thought it was a fluke when I buried Kraven alive. But it's not. The people who hurt you... it feels so good to hurt them back. I'm going to get all of you. I'll throw Otto into a nuclear reactor... feed Eddie his own brain. But first, I'm going to pay a visit to Paul and Mary Jane.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 6 34

A Multiverse full of, well, me's. And it feels like ol' 616 Peter is gonna be the very last one to figure this whole life thing out.

Spider-Man Unlimited Infinity Comic Vol 1 13

Powers gone. Apartment different. Friends and family forgetting me. Something's gone wrong.

Spine-Tingling Spider-Man Vol 1 1

Once, I was a hero with amazing powers. Some people even said I was brave. But my powers are gone now. And staring at that old house, I forget what bravery is.

Spine-Tingling Spider-Man Vol 1 2

WHOA--! Wh-who turned off the heat--unleashed the dogs of war--and stole my lunch?!?

Marvel Super Heroes Secret Wars: Battleworld Vol 1 1

Someone's attacking New York. No. Not someone. Everyone. It's war.

Amazing Spider-Man Gang War: First Strike Vol 1 1

Wolverine was right... you guys are the worst!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 6 41

So at the end of the day, the you that is here now... is an Otto Octavius who never sacrificed a thing. You're no hero. That was someone else.

Superior Spider-Man Vol 3 3

I... I just broke an unresisting man's jaw. I didn't mean to, I just... reacted. I've been so afraid these past couple days. It felt... it felt so good being the scary one instead. So now I'm wondering... did the Jackal win?

Spine-Tingling Spider-Man Vol 1 4

A friend helped me cook up a way to fight your atomic fire... with fire! Check it out. The power of the sun... in the ball of my fist!

Superior Spider-Man Vol 3 5

Reckless terrorism never seemed your speed, Grizzly. What changed? Did you run out of honey or something?

Spider-Man Unlimited Infinity Comic Vol 1 37

Well, if it's any consolation...There's a great big Multiverse' out there, Grizzly. There might just be seme version of you who ended up on top of the world.

Spider-Man Unlimited Infinity Comic Vol 1 38

My name is Peter Parker. The story I'm about to tell you took place a long time ago. Less than a month after my Uncle Ben's death. I've pieced it together from my own memories. Firsthand accounts from some of the others involved, news reports--and, yes, unsubstantiated rumors. It may not be one hundred percent accurate, but that doesn't mean... it isn't true.

Spider-Man: Shadow of the Green Goblin Vol 1 1

Did she just "sick aunt" me? "Sick aunt"-ing is my thing!

Spider-Man Unlimited Infinity Comic Vol 1 40

Er--Hi there! I'm Spider-Man. You might remember me from such adventures as Kraven's Last Hunt and Spider-Island!

Spider-Man Unlimited Infinity Comic Vol 1 41

Okay! See you at the next Secret Wars or whatever...

Spider-Man Unlimited Infinity Comic Vol 1 42

Wait, you want me to help Rabbit by staking her through the heart?

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 6 49

I suppose I could have stayed. Had that talk with May and then gone looking for Harry. But my delay... could have meant his life. I already had Uncle Ben's death weighing on my conscious. And I wasn't about to add another. No, family would have to wait--till Spider-Man's work was done. It wasn't the first time, and I'm sorry to say... it wouldn't be the last.

Spider-Man: Shadow of the Green Goblin Vol 1 2

Buddy, I don't have time for this. In case you haven't noticed... someone turned off the sun... and we're currently neck-deep in vampires.

Amazing Spider-Man: Blood Hunt Vol 1 1

Doc Ock's brain in Aunt May's body. I'm gonna need so much therapy when this is over.

Superior Spider-Man Vol 3 7

One Piggy down. WHO'S NEXT?!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 6 51

If the Green Goblin wants the spear, I'm going to give it to him. Right through the heart.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 6 52

So do you have a cosmic backstory, or were you just bitten by a radioactive clock?

Amazing Spider-Man Annual Vol 6 1

Nothing has changed. We helped a few people, but it's still this. A band-aid on a gunshot wound. His cure synthesized with my webs are a good combo. For the small percentage of Hemoglobin vampires. The people who were just in the wrong place at the wrong time... they have another chance at life. And people willing to help make sure they survive long enough to appreciate that. Another chance? That's closer to happily ever after than most of us get.

Amazing Spider-Man: Blood Hunt Vol 1 3

Please! Who programmed your speech patterns? You sound nothing like Spider-Man, you pathetic bot! Guess I'll have to wipe your motherboarding motherboard!

Spectacular Spider-Men Vol 1 5

It's easy to look back across the years and say, "I could have" or "I should have." But regrets, I've learned, are not just useless... they're toxic. All we can do is try to to learn from the past, from our inevitable mistakes, and move on. Have I been able to do that? Honestly? No. I live with a lifetime of regrets, a mountain of guilt. But on my best days... I've made peace with it. Norman never did.

Spider-Man: Shadow of the Green Goblin Vol 1 4

It'd be nice if that were true, wouldn't it? It'd make things easy. Trouble is... I've seen you do the right thing. I saw Flash make you a hero. I saw you and Eddie save the world. So you don't have the excuse anymore. You're not some mindless monster. You're not so alien you don't know what good is--if you ever were, you've learned. So now you're stuck with the choice. Do good things, do bad things... even doing nothing is a choice. And it sucks, obviously! Nobody asked for this! But the price of living is choosing how to live! Every day! Every moment we're alive! That's the only power any of us have! And power comes with responsibility. My uncle taught me that. And we can't turn away from it. We can't turn away from the choices we've made. Can we pal?

Venom War Vol 1 1

I'm on a date, okay? It's not going great. And you guys aren't helping! You don't know me from Adam--and I don't know how this stuff works for super villains--but I can't imagine meeting someone is any easier for you than it is for me. I've already screwed this up twice, and this feels like my last chance. Like, I show up for her tonight, or she's gonna walk, you know? And... I like her. I feel like myself around her, and she smells nice and laughs easy and... and I can't show up for her if you guys keep this up. So please, just once, for tonight... can you two knock it off?

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 6 55

You, my friend, have been apprehended by the Amazing, Spectacular, Sensational, Spine-Tingling, Tangled Web of the Astonishing Spider-Man!

Astonishing Spider-Man Infinity Comic Vol 1 1

Can't wait for them to arrive...I'll have to get May to the emergency room myself...

Astonishing Spider-Man Infinity Comic Vol 1 2

There is hope for everyone, and if you have my memories... then you know your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man is all about the hope.

Spider-Man: Black Suit and Blood Vol 1 2

Okay, byeee, criminals! Catch you later. Literally.

Astonishing Spider-Man Infinity Comic Vol 1 4

Congrats! This guy won an EGOT! (...'e got kicked in the face!)

Astonishing Spider-Man Infinity Comic Vol 1 5

You shouldn't joke about my parents.

Astonishing Spider-Man Infinity Comic Vol 1 7

I wasn't just saving her, Lonnie... you were gonna kill your daughter... I... I was saving...

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 6 59

Don't worry about it, M.M. I think I can get a rec from someone...

Spectacular Spider-Men Vol 1 8

A social-media-themed villain? This is quite possibly the stupidest fight I have ever been in...

Astonishing Spider-Man Infinity Comic Vol 1 8

Oh no -- It's that woman I had that awful blind date with. Can I deny it's me? Maybe I can say I'm Ben Reilly or something...

Astonishing Spider-Man Infinity Comic Vol 1 10

I can't believe I almost let such a stupid super villain take me out

Astonishing Spider-Man Infinity Comic Vol 1 11

Wishing to go back. Such a small thought. Unchecked, it becomes all-consuming. The pull of it, the strength of that desire, only becomes greater with time. I feel it too. Yet it's a thought I must always run from. A Spider-Man stuck in the past is no good to anyone. I must be willing to move forward. And hope that, along the way, whatever good I do will outweigh the bad. One way or another, we all have to find our place in the present.

Spider-Man: Black Suit and Blood Vol 1 4

Juliet has four power sets. And you four have similar powers, more or less... so you teach fire. Benjy, here, handles earth. Mr. Fantastic takes water. And the Invisible Woman covers air.

Spectacular Spider-Men Vol 1 9

I usually just hold up crumbling buildings while thinking about all the people I will let down if I let it collapse on top of me.

Astonishing Spider-Man Infinity Comic Vol 1 13

Hey... you know what the hardest part about being Spider-Man was? At least for me when I first got started? Day after day I'd put on my mask and try to do the right thing. Nobody saw it though, right? Or even worse, they'd think I was doing the wrong thing. But I'd put my mask on anyway because that's what Spider-Man does. Which is why when you came onto the scene, I made a resolution to myself... that I'd be that guy for you, Miles. The one who sees you.

Marvel Holiday Tales to Astonish Vol 1 1

I know I can win. But how do I stop dying?

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 6 64

Deadlift's gauntlets have already robbed me of my strength...if I don't do something soon, they will rob me of my life!

Astonishing Spider-Man Infinity Comic Vol 1 15

You don't happen to see my jaw, do you? Oh, here it is--still attached to my face.

Astonishing Spider-Man Infinity Comic Vol 1 16

Who are you to talk about grief? I'm not the one risking my life as Jackpot just because the fake kids I was taking care of ceased to exist.

Astonishing Spider-Man Infinity Comic Vol 1 17

I'm going to figure all this out eventually! I'm not called "The World's Greatest Detective" for nothing!

Astonishing Spider-Man Infinity Comic Vol 1 18

Whatever this van is up to, I'll find out... ...or my name isn't Spider H. Man! (The "H" stands for "Hyphen.")

Astonishing Spider-Man Infinity Comic Vol 1 19

Oh, you're such a Miranda. Me? I'm a Samantha. Although I did get into a fight with Mr. Big once, so I suppose that kind of makes a Carrie...

Astonishing Spider-Man Infinity Comic Vol 1 20

It felt like nothing mattered, but it does. How could I forget that? Every death I experienced during Cyra's trial hurt less than the grief clawing at me now. What is wrong with me?! I've been having a pity party while lives are at stake. Real pathetic, Parker. I'd rather fail than do nothing at all!

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 6 68

Whatever happens, I'll suffer the consequences.

Astonishing Spider-Man Infinity Comic Vol 1 22

That's what I've been separated from...all of my spider-powers are gone!

Astonishing Spider-Man Infinity Comic Vol 1 23

From now on, there will be...no more Spider-Man!

Astonishing Spider-Man Infinity Comic Vol 1 24

...this is maybe the happiest I've ever been.

Astonishing Spider-Man Infinity Comic Vol 1 25

My life is better now. I'm finally the person I was meant to be.

Astonishing Spider-Man Infinity Comic Vol 1 26

Despite the magical craziness of the last few days... this is the only life I have. Most of the time, it's hard... it's not fair. Sometimes it flat-out sucks. But it's my life... there's not another one like it anywhere. It's beautiful exactly because it is so fragile. Every life is like that. Even if in a thousand years, my life and anything I ever did won't matter... it matters today. Today is worth fighting for.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 6 70

A person died! A--a little boy! And you're acting like it doesn't matter!

Astonishing Spider-Man Infinity Comic Vol 1 27

This is bigger than just them. All of the people out there who need me...strangers, whose names I don't know or never even learned...I have to do this for them!

Astonishing Spider-Man Infinity Comic Vol 1 28

This isn't a bottling facility... it's a drug lab.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 7 3

Logan... I'm going to kill you!

Spider-Man & Wolverine Vol 1 1

Your Spider-Boy days are done!

Spider-Boy Vol 2 19

No problem! I'm just not used to being the guy the Avengers call to bail them out of sticky situations. I'm usually the one causing the sticky situations. (With my webs.) (Because they are sticky.)

Astonishing Spider-Man Infinity Comic Vol 1 33

My powers are expanding so much...I'm growing bigger than the multiverse itself!

Astonishing Spider-Man Infinity Comic Vol 1 34

You drugged Queen's Cola to spread "anxiety in a can." But unless making people miserable is your new thrill, there's no play there. So there has to be a phase two. I'm thinking... first, you make people sick... then you sell them a cure. I bet there's a wonder drug already on the market that will counter the anxiety like magic.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 7 5

Hey, so... you got the right rooftop? Neither of us doordashed an Elder Scrolls NPC--

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 7 7

Adoma. Congratulations. You just became the first winner of a Parker Industries college scholarship.

Adoma (Earth-616)

But maybe if I wasn't there... Maybe in this reality someone else thought they could stop the thief. And maybe they actually did it.

Baxter Bigelow (Earth-TRN207)

But maybe if I wasn't there... Maybe in this reality someone else thought they could stop the thief. And maybe they actually did it.

Carradine (Earth-TRN207)

And Flash Thompson! An olympian!

Eugene Thompson (Earth-TRN207)

Not sure what forgotten-foes-of-Spider-Man vault Foreigner and Chance dug Slyde out of. A chemical engineer turned super-thief decked out in a super slippery suit.

Jalome Beacher (Earth-616)

And we shall be called... the Fellowship of the Ring.

John Ronald Reuel Tolkien (Earth-616)

Gwen? No. The real Gwen died long ago. This is nothing more than a clone...

Joyce Delaney (Earth-616)

Kaine came down here to get away from the insanity of Spider-Man's world. But then he put on a costume and fought crime anyway. He wanted all the power, and none of the responsibility. But he took it on anyway. He found a home here. He had friends here. A city that counted on him. And while he may not have liked it... turns out Kaine is every bit the hero that I am. Wherever he is... I hope my brother has found peace.

Kaine Parker (Earth-616)

Seriously, a clinic that super heroes frequent and you think, "That's the place I want to rip off next"?! Let me ask you, and be honest, are you stupid? Or really, really stupid?

Killyu (Earth-616)

Actually, my friend, I should be the one thanking you. For making the choice you made. And not forcing me to make one I didn't want to.

Magnetic Man (Earth-616)

Two men. One in a gray Armani suit, the other in Italian leather pants and silk poet's shirt.

Malos (Earth-001)

MJ's film career has taken off. Look at her! A leading lady!

Mary Jane Watson (Earth-TRN207)

Max Modell's one of my heroes. Scientific pioneer. Founder of Horizon Labs. And all-around good guy. And this is going to sound selfish, but... seeing him tie the knot with his partner Hector... being welcomed back into his extended family, for this moment in his life is one of the best moments in mine.

Max Modell (Earth-616)

It's not a weapon that's going to win this fight, Gregor! It's the strength that comes from Mary Jane's love for me--and mine for her! It's the hope for the future we both share! Our child's future! And I'll see you dead--before I let you take that away!

May Parker (Earth-616)

Is "May the Fish be with you" a good pun? I can't tell. I'm going to use it anyway.

May the Fish (Earth-616)

Aunt May did mention needing a chew toy for her dog, Ms. Lion

Ms. Lion (Earth-616)

Whoever said photos don't lie never met Nick Katzenberg.

Nicholas Katzenberg (Earth-616)

Unless... if he never had Spider-Man to focus on... maybe he got help? And he stayed true to his work instead of focusing on killing me?

Norman Osborn (Earth-TRN207)

I'm looking at me, older. Much older. And somehow I know that this is the end. This is my last stand.

Peter Parker (Earth-312500)

I learned this a long time ago. Never listen to Mysterio. Not because he tends to go on and on (which is true)... He's got illusions, the gas, but the helmet gives his speech pattern some crazy mind-bending properties.

Quentin Beck (Earth-616)

I've seen you a couple of times over the last few weeks, and I think you have what it takes. You're going to make mistakes, but just do what you think is right and you'll be fine.

Rhino (Ryan) (Earth-616)

I know that look. I had it a lot when I was your age... There's no stopping you. I want you to run because you don't have your armor. But you won't... 'cause you're a hero.

Riri Williams (Earth-616)

And that's when I knew who Silver Sable really was. Incredibly brave. One of the most dangerous fighters I've ever seen... but she only pretended to be all about the money... because sometimes she put it all on the line for love.

Silvija Sablinova (Earth-616)

...is that a frog in a Thor costume? Because that's way cute!

Simon Walterson (Earth-616)

I'm not just going to walk away from my partner.

Spider-Bite (Nathan) (Earth-616)

Listen... Spider-Mensch, whatever your name is...

Spider-Mech (Earth-616)

Terry Sorenson, also known as Equinox, the Thermodynamic Man, a guy with all the powers of Iceman and the Human Torch. In the past he's been both a hero and a villain. So it can be a little hard to gauge his temperature.

Terrance Sorenson (Earth-616)

Two men. One in a gray Armani suit, the other in Italian leather pants and silk poet's shirt.

Thanis (Earth-001)

Don't forget he's not just a werewolf, he's a PhD!

Thomas Lattimore (Earth-616)

An entire century goes by, and you're supposed to be the next level of bad guy? Give unto me a break.

Vulture (Earth-928)

You're a geneticist. You're telling me you believe in some bearded guy standing on a cloud?

Yahweh (Earth-616)

You'll never make the Yankees with a swing like that! Or even the Mets! Of course I don't think they have a uniform in your size.

New York Yankees (Earth-616)

Ferretland. You know, I always wanted to come to this place when I was a kid. Aunt May and Uncle Ben said it was too expensive, but to be fair--fronts for science cults with plans for world domination must have a lot of overhead.

Ferretland

If I've learned one thing, it's that you could not pay me to swing around in costume with this kind of humidity. Houston apparently shares weather with Vietnam.

Houston

He's got illusions, the gas, but the helmet gives his speech pattern some crazy mind-bending properties.

Mysterio Suit

By the way... great costume!

Spider-Man's 2099 Suit

Criminal empires are fine, but corporations really run the world. So I built Alchemax. A legacy for the the Osborn name.

Wait. You're changing your name to "Al Chemax"?

Shut up, fool! It's an empire--for my grandson! A monument that will live for centuries!

Or at least till 2099.

Where they taking him, Mary?

I heard through the grapevine-- shock treatment, maybe even a... lobotomy!

What?! Aren't they illegal?

So are a lot of things that go on here!

I just can't seem to keep my secret identity... I don't understand it...

Uh, dude... maybe it's because you're telepathically broadcasting you name all over the --

I'm what?

Look, I get it. You're all haunted by whatever happened to us in the past, and you want to make sure none of that happens to anyone else. It's real heavy and depressing. And maybe I forgot some of that stuff because we kinda wanna forget it sometimes... but hey, on my side-- maybe you could stand to, I dunno, enjoy yourself once in a while? I mean, come on, dude, we can climb walls! How many times did we dream about being able to do that as a kid? Okay, the answer is none-- but still, it turned out to be pretty cool! My point is just-- I'm half of you. But are you like me half the time? Maybe don't push us down so much in favor of Emo Pete and his Sad Parade. What's the worst that could happen?

Tens of millions in property damage?

Yeah, but come on, even you have to admit-- the giant robot was awesome.

Oh, Peter, nobody could sprain his arm playing volley ball! What really happened?

Okay, I'll tell you the truth... It happened in the air, while I was fighting the Vulture for dear life!

Oh, well! Ask a silly question

So let's stick to the volley ball story! Okay?

Peter, how do you do it?? You're the only one in the class who got 100% on our last exam!

It's just luck, I guess, Liz! That, and spending long hours studying every night!

A lot of good it'll do you! Who wants to be an egg-head anyway?!! Not me!!

It so happens, Mr. Flash Thompson, that you couldn't be! You don't have the equipment for being an egg-head! Namely, you're too dumb! It's men with brains who run this country -- not muscle-bound goops like y-o-u!

Hold it, fella! I noticed you hanging around! In case you're too shy to ask me, here's my autograph anyway! Don't bother thanking me... I'm just all heart!

What am I supposed to do, sleep with it under my pillow??

Hey, y'know something? I hate to say it, but we make a pretty good team!

Bite your tongue, Hothead!

Y'know, Spider-Man, you're not too hard to take! Why don't you and I team up?? We could make beautiful music together!

Sorry, Ma'am, I happen to be tone deaf

After today, you'll never again interfere in any of my plans!

Why? Did you decide to go straight?

Maybe we could have a tiddily-wink contest!

Ver-ry funny!

So, why aren't you laughing?

May the Vishanti watch over thee!

And may your amulet never tickle!

I hate to be a spoil-sport, Scorpy, but I've got plans of my own!

Yeah? Too bad you won't be around long enough to carry 'em out!

Don't bet on it, bub! I'm harder to lose than a bill collector!

Why won't you admit that I'm the secret love of your life?

Because it wouldn't be a secret any longer if I did, Harry!

Touché, Miss Stacy! Say, has anyone ever told you that you get prettier every day?

Only my mirror, Mr. Parker! Whoops... Sorry! I've been listening to Mary Jane too long!

What's with you, fella? Don't you ever smile?

How can you tell I'm not smiling -- under my mask?

How do you know I haven't got X-Ray eyes?

Stay with me -- I'll burn our way thru!

That's real nice of you, Torch -- but when the day comes that I can't leap up and punch my way thru a flimsy rooftop -- I'll turn in my webbing for a pink yo-yo!

Don't knok yo-yos, webhead! I was the star yo-yo champ of my whole kindergarten class!

It's nice to know you were once good at something!

Well hardy har-har!

He doesn't spell it out, but reading between the lines, I'd say he's heading for Viet Nam! The army's matured him, Pete...He doesn't sound like the same old wise-guy!

It must be a forgery!

You two'll probably end up best friends someday!

Thanks to your interference, I'll simply resort to... brute force!

The brute part of it is okay... but when it comes to force, that's my department, tubby!

Spider-Man is... different! For all his power... his mystery... he's somehow fascinating!

Hey! Perhaps I should be jealous!

Didn't expect me to have gas pellets in my boots, huh?

Ah ha! The old gas-pellets-in-the-boot trick, eh?

Little man leaps around like frog! Why doesn't little man fight-- like Hulk!

Are you kidding? Mister, you'd snap me in two!

Then little man is afraid of Hulk!

You ever get a good look at yourself, friend?

Goochi-goo, cuddles. Remember me? I'm the cut-up who ruined your fun with that dam--remember?

You! Yes, Hulk remembers, you made Hulk angry! Hulk still angry!

Yeah, well...I was counting on that...I think.

You must live right, tiger! Here you are with two way out chicks... And not a care in the world!

Like the little lady said, man o'mine... Let the good times roll!

Yeah! Why not-- Let the good times.. Roll..?

Hold it right there... I don't know what the gag is, but I'm not laughing!

Neither am I, handsome!

I cannot. Nor can I tell you why I took it, save that my need is desperate.

Her hair--hitting me like a battering ram! Ow!

Where are your taunts now, costumed clown!?

Where d'you want 'em, Baldy?

Come on lady! This is no time to go hunting with your pig-sticker!

Cease your inane ape-grunts, man-spider; I know what I'm doing. I'm a warrior. If I'm to die, I'll make sure it's with a sword in my hand.

Uh-oh--I don't like the looks of this.

Nancy Rushman and you might have something very special and beautiful.

But you're not her.

And my feelings aren't hers. I'm sorry.

Yeah, me too.

No, earthman. The tape is ours, and ours it must remain!

Get 'im, Starhawk!

Nice try, buster--but bushwhacking a hero with a handy-dandy, 100% guaranteed Spider-Sense is next to impossible!

This time, Spidey, take the hint--

Cat, Cat, Cat-- --You know I can't do that! After all, I represent truth, justice, and... nope, that's someone else. I represent all the good stuff in life, like apple pie, mom, and the right to parade around in screwball costumes! While you, as pretty as you are, seem to represent everything I've sworn to prevent! And, since I'm not about to change my ways...

Nor I, mine...

...It's up to me to stop whatever you're so blasted determined to start.

Pretty fast, Shroud! Either you've got great reflexes, or you knew I was going to jump just then!

I...knew.

Yeah? No matter what a big brain you are, there's no way you can dodge a net of webbing!

By the way, I'm called the Mockingbird! Thanks for helping me out back there!

Can...uh...can we chat later? The car is out of control!

Why you -- ! What kind of a fool do you think I am?

I dunno... What kind of fool are you?

My, my, eager little beaver, ain't ya? But maybe ya wouldn't be--if ya knew about my "photographic reflexes"! 'Cause within limitations, once I see something' done, I can duplicate it exactly! An' that includes--your speed and agility!

Nice try, ugly! But not nice enou--

Sorry, hero, but whatever I can't duplicate, I can anticipate! And since I've studied most every super-type around, I think you'd be smart to throw in the towel!

No way Taskmaster! You can't duplicate or anticipate an airborne attack on a webbing rope!

No? Then how cum--I can cut it short with a Captain America-style sling?

I'll tackle you--head on!

Fat chance!

Now are you convinced that I want to go straight?

We have to talk more about that!

Why don't we kiss first?

Felicia, be serious! I...you...that is... Aw, what the heck!

I want to know why there's no mention of the Black Cat in that story! She got me into that fracas-- and helped me clean house! You deliberately kept her name out of the papers! Why?

Because you web-headed dope, she's a wanted felon! Have you forgotten that she broke out of a state mental health hospital last week?! The woman's dangerous! You can't afford to have your name linked with hers!

Hyde... please... have mercy! Don't--!

Cease your whinning, Cobra! Nothing's going to happen to you... until I teach Spider-Man to respect the name of Hyde!

Respect? How can I respect a man who dresses worse than Elmer Fudd?

Heck, we wouldn't have had a snowball's chance without this crazy Rubik's Cube of yours! Hmm... it's not tingling anymore! Guess we used up all its juice! Swell, I was hoping to do one more thing with it...

What's that?

I was hoping it could whip up an indestructible costume for me! Patching up this one's gonna be a real challenge!

Do not interfere Spider-Man! I do not wish to harm you!

Well, that's mighty big of ya Wispy -- But you know me! I'm just a natural born buttinsky!

Do not interfere Spider-Man! I do not wish to harm you!

Well, that's mighty big of ya Wispy -- But you know me! I'm just a natural born buttinsky!

'Cause I think we can make beautiful music together!

I don't play any instruments!

Felicia!!!

Oh, Gee! Is this the p-price I have to p-pay... ...for being g-good?!

No! NOOOOOOOOOO

Spider-Man, I owe you a great debt of gratitude. I--I don't know what would have happened if you had not interfered! I owe you! How can I ever repay you?

Uh, you run a costume shop, right? How are you at repairing Spider-Suits?

No one else wields a wickeder needle!

Y'know, Gladiator old pal, this could be the start of a beautiful friendship!

Peter! What a wonderful surprise! Oh, this has been a day for nice surprises!

Mmm-mm. Good! It's always fun to be part of a surprise--but what's the other one? Let me guess... you've been named manager of the Yankees!

No, silly! I just got a letter from Anna Watson, and she's coming north for a visit!

Great! You can both manage the Yankees!

Uh...thanks, Spider-Man, but--

I know! I know! You could've handled it! For crying' out loud, kid--when're you going to learn you're just not cut out for this line of work!

Must retreat...tend to myself...

So you think you turned the tables, huh? Guess again. This is a little move I picked up from watching Iron Fist in action!

I've had just about enough of you, skull-face! My webbing oughtta keep you wrapped up nice and neat until the police get here!

I've studied your fighting style too, Spider-Man, so I can second-guess your every move--and counter it with, say, a little of Daredevil's agility!

Hurry! No telling how long the X-Men can hold out!

Yeah! Where's the rest of the alphabet when you need it?

What do you say we cuddle up some, and what you get when you cross a spider with a black cat, hmmm?

No, Cat!

Boy, I guess I've been a rotten host! Is there anything I can get you? A drink of water maybe?

Will that relieve this strange pressure -- this fullness I feel in my lower abdomen?

Uh... no, it'll probably make it worse! Sounds like you have to, uh... go to the bathroom!

Explain!

Oboy...

What's the difference between you and them?!

The difference is I'm right and they're dead!

Yeah! What else did she say about me?

Oh, she made other comparisons between you and I. You came up a bit short, I'm afraid.

It appears you may have saved my life Spider-Man. It is difficult for me to say this, but... Thank you.

Gratitude from Silver Sable? Hey, don't mention it!

I won't.

Look, fella... Just stay down there and you won't get hurt.

Don't worry about it, Hotshot. You stay where you are. I'll come up!

Paladin?

Sorry, Silver. Got another contract. And a date with a blonde.

Spider-Man?

Are you kidding? Lady, I don't like you, I don't like your morals, I don't like--

I'll pay a thousand dollars a day.

A thou--?! *ahem* Well, uh, m-maybe I could spare a long weekend...!

Blast! These are plans to rob a government payroll! Those men are nothing but thieves! We've been chasing wild geese!

Again!

Yew follow Banjo. Yew want to hurt. Banjo hurt yew first.

Ugh...

You mean you came here just to fight me? WHY?!

Best reason in the world Web-Head! BUCKS!

It...pleases me...to hear such concern in your voice, dear captain... Pleases me to lie within the curve of your strong arms...

Sersi...

Er...'scuse me for butting in on this tender scene, folks...but...isn't that the screen that was showing the view outside a second ago? What the heck's happened to the rest of the universe?!?

EEYOWP! She-Hulk, what're you trying to do?

I'm trying to knock your webbed head into New Jersey, wall-crawler!

They zapped the whole primary team!

Reserve substitutes assemble!!

Nice outfit! Who's your tailor?

SPIDER-MAN!

That's funny, he does all my work, too!

Curse you, Spider-Man! You've meddled in my plans for the last time!

Don't be such a pessimist, Electro! With any luck, you'll get out of prison long before I retire. I'm sure I'll be meddling in your plans for years to come!

Y'know Spider-Man -- You can be such a loud-mouthed show-off jerk at times!

Yeah, the same goes for you.

Back off you bug-eyed little creep!

Oh, yeah?! Well, you're a clumsy pony-tailed turkey!

Don't bother trying to talk them into anything -- they're under such heavy-duty brain-washing it's a miracle they can walk and attempt murder at the same time!

Hey! Guido and I do the jokes here, Spider!

The roof should be--Oh, no!

What the--?

It's you!

What makes you do it?

I screwed up once-- didn't do something it was within my power to do-- and someone else paid the ultimate price.

You're not me -- I'm a clone...

No, Peter, we are the same -- we're brothers! Two of a kind!! Please -- let me help you!! ...please...

Brothers...?! Don't kid yourself, Ben... we're a universe apart!

But there's still a big problem: one of us has to stay to work the gate controls!

Guess that's me. Hate to sound maudlin, but... I am just a clone. No one'll miss me if I don't make it back.

No. The gate is symbiote machinery. Only one of their race can operate it. We'll stay.

Look, Ben... you keep saying that they're our memories--that we can share them--and maybe we can--but we can't share this life. This isn't my life, and it's not mine to keep--I'm not the real Peter Parker--and I'm not the real Spider-Man! It's your right--and it's the way it should be.

My right? I don't know, Pete, you've been Spider-Man longer than I have. You've built a life here. You're more Peter Parker than I am. This is your life--you earned it! Mine is out there somewhere--and I have to go and find it. You keep this--it looks better on you anyway! You're better at it! I guess what I'm saying when it comes down to it... I make a pretty good Ben-- and you make a pretty good Peter... and I wouldn't have it any other way! This fight proved it! We didn't beat D'Spayre because we're the same guy--we beat him because we're different! Take, care, Mon Frere! And take care of you lovely wife and baby, too! You deserve them, Peter, and they're very, very lucky to have you!

Wait! I have to know why you became Spider-Man...

Because I had to! You?

Same! And... because of you!

Nice to know some things don't change!

Both

By the way... great costume!

You are Spider-Man -- ?! What do you want?

uhm... a red bycicle for Christmas? To see J. Jonah Jameson get un unmentionable rash? To find someone willing to change diapers for no pay?

If that skeleton's the real clone... who am I?!

The man I love!

I recognize you now. You are Elektra... with a "k" and "a" ! You used to hang with Daredevil!

Do you usually define women by the men they were once associated with?

Uh...no...but I'm having a realllly bad day!

I know they say your best friends won't tell you -- but, geez, Spidey, forget about deodorants -- have you considered Lysol?!

Oh, shut up, Torch.

Skin... even if it fails... you're brilliant. Will you... trust me, Spider-Man?

At this point, I'll try anything--except Karaoke, of course.

Spider-Man!

What?

You forget something?

I don't need you.

Then go. But you did pack stakes, holy water, an' crucifixes with your webbing, didn't you?

So..? Are you gonna stay up there all night?

You didn't look like you needed any help from this wall-crawler..!

Bite me, bug-boy!

"Arachnid", if you please. If you're going to be insulting, at least get the terms right.

I need you to chill out!

"Chill out"?

I'm sorry. It was the best I had on a moment's notice!

I think you're not nearly as cool as I thought you were. I think you're jealous, because I've got better powers and the press likes me! I think I'm done with you and wouldn't hang around with you if my life depended on it!

But that's exactly my point! Your life does depend on your listening to me --

I... I... just need to know the answer to one question. Peter... Are you Spider-Man again?

No. No I'm not.

Because with Beck and all of his victims of the last few weeks dead and buried, can you tell me one thing -- just one thing -- that makes any sense in that mess whatsoever?!?

You saved that baby girl’s life, Matt.

A gun? But I thought... you know... Blade... the name meant --

Custom-made just for me.

I'm going to miss her, Aunt May.

We all will, Peter.

Y-you can actually smell my webbing?!

Of course! Why? Does that bother you?

Nope! No way! Why should it? W-what does it smell like?

How'd you find out my name?

God, you don't understand, do you? You're the future, son. You're everything.

Romans, huh? Now, if I remember correctly... Is that the bit with the sons of Israel and the twelve kangaroos --?

A man of the cloth dies here, Peter. Is that funny to you? Is it?

Hey, here's a novel thought, Daredevil: why don't you back off? "Is that funny to you?" Just who the hell d'you think you are anyway?

I didn't mean --

Yes, you did! What you meant was, "stop goofing off and do it my way!" Well, guess what? I'm not you! You think just because we all wake up on the wrong side of your moral vision none of us could possibly suffer as much as you do?

Wait, I --

I'm not finished! I kid around through all this lunacy because that's my way of dealing with it, okay? The alternative is to sit around at home and mope about how many people died in the city today, and who went without food, and what I could've done to make it different. I've had enough of the "Zen Warrior from Hell's Kitchen" for this lifetime. So, instead of dragging me down, how about you lighten up?

Well...If you ever --

I will. I love you, Peter. Please believe that.

Yeah... I love you, too.

You know what comes with great responsibility, Ezekiel?

What?

All that. Good night, Ezekiel.

Just give me five minutes before you have me thrown off the lot, MJ.

You've got two. Make the best of them.

I really hate you, you know that?

And I am thoroughly disgusted by you.
Welcome back, party-hardy.

Spider-Man.

Hornhead. Love the red.

Tell her she's a dead woman when I get outta here.

What's she saying now?

She says no woman with a chest like yours should be able to move as fast as you do!

Tell her they act as ballast!

I will!

MJ--

Pete? What're you--

Can we talk?

I was... I have a flight--

I don't care.

Me either. So let's talk, Peter. Let's talk...

When I left... when I went away.... I was so afraid you didn't need me anymore.

I do. I love you, MJ. I need you. I'm nothing without you. Come home. Come home to me.

I want to give you the life you deserve to have. I want you to have everything you ever wanted --

Then like I said: you're out of your mind. Because the only thing I've ever wanted... ...is you.

Because, you see, I have great power...and with it comes great responsibility. Don't you agree?

Yeah. I do. But on the other hand......with too much power... can come too much responsibility.

What's so funny about that, Eddie? You got a golf outing planned for next week or something?

No... I've got cancer.

It's about then, I come up with this plan--

Excuse me? Your plan? Your. Plan.

Fine. We come up with this plan. Friggin' brilliant, you don't mind my saying.

Oh, I can't wait to hear this.

Forgiveness? There's nothing you need to be forgiven for, Pete. Not by me.

But I wasn't there when you needed me--

We all mess up sometimes. It's not only inevitable, I think maybe it's even necessary. You know what would disappoint me? If you didn't reach for the kind of life I wanted for you. If you settled for less because you were afraid of reaching for more, If you walked away from what you believe, even once. Have you done that?

No. No, I haven't

Then I taught you right, and your life has meaning.

Infernal miscreant!

Please, no names in front of the children. Especially ones I don't understand.

Oh, Tiger... they're going to put this whole thing on your head. They're going to blame you for screwing up the peace process unless you lay yourself open to every nut in the city. What are we going to do?

I'm going to do the only thing I can.

Brigham, let the machine go. You have to listen to me!

Brigham, all your dreams are possible through me. And only me.

Jail's not going to be easy for you. You know they're going to find out sooner or later, don't you?

Well...let's just hope they don't find out the hard way.

I see you found all your clothes.

Except for my boxers.

You truly share way too much.

Ezek- Ezekiel? I don't want to fight you, I---.

I don't either, P. But I can't let that stop me now

Please! Just tell me what you've seen here, Rachel!

I think your Aunt May's dead...

Tag, you're it, boy!

Logan... You idiot...

Oh my god! He's been stabbed!

It just feels weird, after all these years working outside the "system."

Will it help if I pin a gold star on your chest so everyone knows you've gone legit?

You ever thought'a joinin' the FF?
We could use a guy like you!

Nah. I've heard the pay isn't all that great.

I'm a monster!

No. I've seen my share of monsters, son. And you're no monster.

She's right, Ethan. You're a man. A good man.

Really?

Sure. It doesn't matter where you came from. It doesn't matter who you are. I mean, Didn't you see "Shrek"...? Listen Ethan: You've got something that no one else here has. A gift to heal. And there's a lot of people out there who need healing.

Look at you! You're wounded!

C'mon, MJ. You know I get better fast.

Yeah? What if you die? What're the odds of you getting better then?

Seriously? Surprisingly good.

Jessica, I'm Doctor Strange. It's good to meet you. We're going to get through this. I was at the birth of the last Avengers' baby.

Oh yeah. The Scarlet Witch and the Vision.

And this has to go better than that did.

Oh my God, that was so much more clever in my head before it came out of my mouth.

I don't think it was.

How about the rest of you wait in the library?

I can't say goodbye, Peter... please, please don't make me...

...MJ...

Don't... I love you... I love you... don't go... please...

...goodbye.

Nooooo!

I don't have their heartbeats anymore... My god... He's a teleporter?

Worse... He's telekinetic.

I'd say someone teleported into this man's body and exploded him from the inside. I've always wondered what that would look like.

Ew.

You should be scared of me, Deadpool.

But you were so adorable in your movies, Tobey Maguire-teary doe-eyes, disheveled hope and that sweet lisp...

Don't die!

No chance. Been there, done that.

Isn't that you all over?
Always rushing to unmask?

You loved it when I did it, and you know it.

I did, actually.

S'not what you said then.

I was a kid then, Peter. I've grown up a lot since. You telling me who you were, even though I didn't show it at the time... It meant the world to me. You helped me.

Helped you how?

You helped me to trust again.

Really? Now you tell me--when I'm all married and stuff.

Amazing.

Mary Jane...on the roof?

Spectacular.

MJ...?

Astonishing.

Sigh...

Why don't you two work together and see if you can find any superhumans having some success?

You really do hate me.

Gath's men slaughtered my family before my eyes and stole my innocence! But on that day, I was blessed by a goddess to exact revenge... against such evil as yourself, demon, and all that serve Gath!

All I have to do is show you you're not this insane warrior and then I'll wake up. Yeah, I'll wake up and be back in your arms... and maybe you'll still have this fun bikini on!

Come to think of it, isn't the whole alien underoos thing your schtick?

It's a race of alien symbiotes--they bond to a host like chest hair to David Hasslefoff.

See, even your pithy references have been time-twisted! I'm so confused!

You're confused? What are you babbling about?

Forget it, okay. Symbiotic-covered dinosaur. What kinda powers we looking at here?

Super-speed. Strength. Agility. Indestructibility. Fire bothers them. Sonics really ring their bell.

Sonics? We could make them listen to the Jonas Brothers. That's pretty painful. Prob'ly the ASPCA would get on my case if I did that...

First time we tried it I fell on my face, cried for an hour -- and we never went near it again. I figure I'm ready for another attempt.

Okay, I'll give a shot. But I'm warning you -- I totally suck.

Wow. You're as wretched as I am.

Yeah! It's the Tournament of Sucktitude!

Spider-Man! Lieber gott, don't startle a man like that!

Oh, come on, Nightcrawler. The guy with fangs and a devil tail is scared of li'l old me?

Perhaps if you hadn't attacked me the first time we met...

Yeah, green one showed me that trick too.
But, more importantly really... the answer to both of my questions is you don't know any more about this than I do.

Agreed.

And yet you talked trash when I showed up late.

'at's what I do, sunshine.

My mother's dead.

Dead of Embarrassment because her son went to the barber to get his palms shaved after he shot webbing all over her couch.

Your mother is so ugly that a Skrull tried to copy her during the invasion and died...of ugly.

Your mother's so stupid she tried to get bailout money so she could afford to pay attention.

Your mother's so stupid she thinks Cheerios are donut seeds.

Your mother's so fat, Hank Pym had to beat her up in the back of a Quinjet.

And your mother's so ugly--she made this! (pulls off Deadpool's mask)

Foul! Foul!!! That was low. Really low. You leave me no choice...but to hit you the mutha of all yo' mutha jokes! Yo' Mamma-Geddon. I busted this one out in the fourth grade. Reduced a gym teacher...a Marine...into a quivering mess of jelly. He never taught again. The second time. In eighth. A girl's pancreas ruptured. She never taught to begin with. And now she can't eat sugar either. I spent the rest of my life refining this crack...Hand-crafting each word...Distilling it into the single most devastating diss ever uttered. I sold it to the Mossad Training Corps...Though I admit, it doesn't work the same in Hebrew. People just bite off their own tongues. But in English. The three people that heard it were so shattered they all died within twenty-four hours...Dehydration from crying. That's a lot of tears, bro.

Bring it, Wade.

Your mama--BDEET! BDEET! Ahhhh. That's a wrap. Man, I can't believe I almost hit you with the Yo' Mamma-Geddon.

His name is Hit-Monkey. He's a hitman. Who's a monkey. You don't believe me.

Of course I don't.

That thing you do with your fingers, when you zap the magic spells...Yeah, that's it. I kinda do that too, when I spray my webbing. Strange, huh?

Yes it is strange.

Ouch. You know, you're the only woman I've ever fallen for.

Heh! How long've you been waiting to use that one?

I gotta admit, hotshot, that was pretty classic. Heh heh... "Lederhosen." Just the word is funny. Y'know what? I think I hate you less now.

Hey, credit where it's due, you had the idea. We're gonna have to face it--we actually make a pretty good team when it all hits the fan.

The small folk need hope.

I can't be no messiah.

Heads up, true believers! (in fascist mind control) Here comes the Spectacular Spider-Man!

Gettin' a little addicted to those entrances, webs?

What can I say? It's a rush.

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!

Why does he get to say it?

It's his bad guy. When it's one a' yours, you can sai it!

I think I could have stopped Uncle Johnny from dying.

I know I could've stopped my uncle from dying.

Really?

Really.

...Why didn't you?

Because I was young. Because I didn't understand how important every single decision we make is... Because I had to learn that when you have gifts like ours, you don't think about yourself first -- you think about how lucky you are to have them, and how much other people need help... It's what my uncle would've wanted from me, and it's what your Uncle Johnny would want from you... Understand?

Paladin, why is Satana wearing remarkably little clothing. Even by her impressive standards?

She was casting some kinda banishment thing and she...needed the freedom?

Yeah, she did!

Ooh... Thor's hammer! In threee deee!

It's like you can touch it!

Touch it? I'm gonna lift it!

Right. Like you're worthy.

I am so worthy!

J. Jonah Jameson? The Sensational Spider-Mayor?! Coming up with too many quips! Brain overloading!

Shut up!

Aw, c'mon! When will I ever get the chance to--

Not another word!

How 'bout a quick time out? I'll get a spare costume. Cut out a hole for a moustache--

I mean it!

"Jolly Jonah," my butt. You're no fun at all.

Where you need to be?

The door understands your desires. If you want to, it'll take you not just where you think you should be, but to where you need to be.

Can it take you back in time?

And erase your sins... Stop yourself from making the horrible mistakes we've all made?

Yes.

Only one way to find out.

Just once, can we all get together and go to, like, I don't know, a movie or something?

Tell you what: You get this wrapped up quick, I'll take you out after.

Really?

Someone yell for some Kool-Aid?

What the hell are you talking about?

I'm just amusing myself. Don't worry about it.

My god.

Pete... What the heck are you wearing?

Johnny?

Spider-Man?! I knew you had something to do with -- Actually, you know what? Never mind.

What were you going to say?

Never mind!

That you knew I had something to do with a subterranean civil war? Is that what you were going to say?

I stopped myself -- Just drop it!

I'm angry. Norman Osborn is out there and it's my fault.

Our fault.

I like to take as much blame as I can whenever I can. Don't take that from me. It's the only joy I have.

Avengers... Whup his ass!

Uh, is that the catchphrase now?

It is now.

We're takin' back The Avengers. Even if it means we gotta kill Cable to do it!

Yeah! Wait...what...?!

Fist him!

Hate when people say that.

Octavius is close to death. That has a way of bringing things into sharp focus. Perhaps--

Perhaps what?! You're actually discussing this?! What is this? Earth's Mightiest Chat Room?!

Spider-Man? Is that--?

Yeah. New suit. New look. Get over it. I'm talking now. And I'm saying the only two words anyone here should be saying-- Avengers Assemble!

I'm already regretting this. Know how you can tell we're friends, Magoo?

How?

Because in order to save your hide, I just teamed up with the Punisher.

Give up. Give up before I lose control. Give up before I kill you.

Heh. Not a chance. That's the other thing about the Juggy/Spidey brawl. You're unstoppable? Well, guess what? That means I have to be unstoppable too.

No way!!

No Way.

With great power...

Comes great responsibility.

Yeah.

I don't know if you killed those people or not. I really don't. You've always given cops a pass before, but as you are a nutjob, you may have changed your mind. Heck, one of them may have looked at you funny or called you moo-moo bunny-lips. Whatever, your murderous run is over. You are over, Frank. You're done.

I'm done when I'm dead, kid.

Webs, I am so sorry i pounded ya.

Don't be, it was my fault.

Ya know I think the world of you.

S'mutual.

Aw. C'mere and give us a kiss, ya big goofball. It's slobberin' time.

Neat-o.

All right. We're alone. This what you wanted? You had something you wanted to say to me?

Huhhh... P-P-P-P-Peter Parker...

Yes. I'm Peter Parker.

No... I'm Peter Parker.

Not anymore, Spider-Man. From now on I am Peter Parker. I have all of your memories. I know everything you knew. I have your life and everything that comes with it. And you are now Otto Octavius. With what little time you have left... ...trapped in that broken body-- brought about by years of your brutal beatings. And like a good magician, I shall not reveal my secrets. You will die, never knowing how I performed my last and greatest trick.

Hkk--

My heart's racing. Hers is too. I can feel it. How--? Parker's memories! Oh. When I-- Good God! I have his feelings for her now. And more than anything, I want to be with her. I need to--

C'mere, Tiger.

No!

No?

But why?

Because the two of us-- together-- it's insane. I can do the math. You love me as Peter and Spider-Man. But you can't be with me because I'm Peter and Spider-Man. It's a recursive loop. An equation that can never be solved.

What-- what are you saying?

Doc, please don't do this. I'm begging you.

I promised to keep you safe. But our relationship is the greatest trap of all. And the only way to free you-- -- is to move on.

Whoa! I was wrong about you, Otto. There are things you can do that I never could.

Come on clown! Laugh this off!

Doc] What's going on up here? Your brain's lit up like a Christmas Tree! I was getting dragged to a million memories of-- My God! Otto...

Well?! This is your last chance! What do you have to say for yourselves?!

G-G-Guh... G-Guess some people c-c-can't take a joke...

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Ohhh What I wouldn't give for some ghost-popcorn right now.

Whoever thou art, stand down! Or face the wrath of the Mighty Avengers!

What he said. But me? I'm hopin' you put up a fight. 'Cause I'd just love to carve you a new one!

Very well. Do your worst!

Peter, why is the Fantastic Four in my living room?

Short version? Messed up super hero shenanigans.

Just so you know, Otto, if this is some kind of trap... I'm ready for anything.

I believe you. That's why I'm doing this.

Your childhood...?

Yes. It's vanishing. You must have no distractions. No confusion. I'm expunging all my memories... ...one after the other. My life as a villain must be erased... ...along with my heroic deeds. And... finally... what I've held on to... so passionately. But it must go as well. My Anna Maria.

You...you really love her.

Yes. And to save her... I must give up every part of that love. For I know... only you can save her. Because you are the Superior Spider-Man.

Aaand here he is at last! The hero of our little drama. Just in time for the thrilling climax! But wait-- a twist! The "hero" isn't one at all. In fact, he never was. Really, Otto, you're just embarrassing yourself with this charade. Granted, you were never on my level, but being a bad guy suited you. Saving that little lady is your last remaining achievement as Spider-Man. When it all goes boom, you'll have nothing left! HAHAHAHA!

Except the dignity of knowing I never carried a man-purse.

It's you.

The one and only.

I know what we're going to do next! Earlier tonight, I took off to check out the Spider-Man/Electro fight--

Parker! You promised you'd sever your ties with Spider-Man!

This isn't about Spidey. It's about Electro. After the events of the last few days, New York City has super-powered criminals running around and no way to capture or imprison them. Well. I've got years of experience coming up with counter-measures for their powers. I did that for Spider-Man. Now I can do it for us. As of right now, I'm putting our cybernetics line on hold. We're gonna put our heads together and come up with ways to trap, cure, and depower Electro. And then... Parker Industries is going after the contract to build New York the best Super Villain Prison ever!

Alright, new girl! Out with it! What's the deal with you and Spider-Man?

The deal? Why this is The Spectacular Spinning Jenny! My All-New junior sidekick!

Can't believe you just did that. On TV! If any of that sticks, I'm seriously gonna kill you!

Uh... You don't scare us! We can still take you! Right, Spidey? This is your specialty, right...?

Hrrraaarrrr!

What, in over my head and totally outclassed? Yeah. It kind of is...

This is war. And you're our secret weapon.

Me? Why me?!

Because you're the greatest of us all.

No! The time for "talking" is over!

Whoa! Spider-Sense is going off. Why--?

Don't you get it? This is war! And from this point on-- I'm in charge!

Will one of you please tell me what is going on?!

The Avengers have all gone loco, the X-Men have taken over New York, and every other hero on Earth has been shrunken to subatomic size and imprisoned.

So, you know, Tuesday.

All right. Show me your winning move. Kill me.

What? But you're an earlier point in my timeline. I can't--

We've already seen the Inheritors can't be killed. Killing's not the answer. It never is. We need to be better. And that's why I'm in charge.

For too long have I been content to rule an isolated kingdom at the edge of the world! Now, Sauron--

And Sssstegron...

Yes, and Stegron. Now we saurians shall retake our rightful place as rulers of the Earth! The time has come to reassert reptilian dominance, wrongly usurped by your warm-blooded treachery! Welcome to our newest colony! Welcome to New Savage Island!

Hold up, is this Staten Island?! (Maybe I do wish we were in the Savage Land after all.)

Fine. Whatever it takes. All right, spiders. This is it. The final push!

The die is cast!

No, no, no. I'm running the show. I get the big line. Spider-Friends, Go for it!

Nailed it.

With the DNA we liberated from the grave desecration you call a museum, I have perfected the saurianization process. You rice paper puppets will be given forms befitting Earth's dominant species.

You can rewrite DNA on the fly, and you're using it to turn people into dinosaurs? But with tech like that, you could cure cancer!

But I don't want to cure cancer. I want to turn people into dinosaurs.

Okay, so who here can fly?

AHHHHH!!!

I'm guessing not you.

Sorry. I've already forgotten your names. Fire-person, flame on and grab someone.

I can't fly!

Great. The only fire-person who can't fly. Way to shatter stereotypes.

Everyone was trying to buy this place. Alchemax, Roxxon, Hammer. ...and I outbid 'em all. So I could hold onto it... until the day the FF are finally back. And that day will come, Johnny.

Until it does, I'm glad it's staying with family.

Speaking of handling. Which of your finely tuned and expensive toys are we taking this time? The Spider-Copter? Spider-Cycle? Spider-Underground-Drill-Car?

We're in a city. With tall buildings. I'm taking the greatest Spidey vehicle of 'em all. Thwip thwip.

We're immune to your poisons now.

And we can be anywhere. In the shadows. In the light. We'll be here.

And we'll be watching.

Niiiice. Is that whole thing the new catchphrase?

Thanks for coming so quickly.

Well, when you send an emergency call and tell me to come pick up your dead fiancée...

My suit has an A.I.

Cool. My spider glows for no apparent reason. Tell her I said hi.

How did you know my A.I. is a woman?

I know you. And I saw 2001. No computer will ever have a man's voice again. Kubrick made sure of that. And Ultron.

Here! I'll save you the trouble. I'm interfering! Big-time!

Good one, Webs. Give up the element of surprise.

I didn't --

You kinda did.

I concur.

Oy. It's called making an entrance. See? This is why I work alone.

Okay, we bumped heads, we kibitzed... you know the third step step in team-ups, Stark?

We actually team up.

I've never felt so good in my life. You did that for me.

Feeling's mutual. And P.S., I didn't do much. You just finally got it through your thick skull... you're a good guy. Good guys stick together. Nothing's gonna change that.

So, Hobie, what do you want to do now?

I have no idea.

Hey, waitasec! I know you -- you're Peter Parker!

And you -- you're Spider-Man!

What happens when you have to suffer something bad because you need to do what's right?

That's not my problem.

"Not my" -- you realize what you're saying? Remember the last time we sounded like that? It was the night Uncle Ben died.

Sorry... who?

Can I ask you for a favor?

Darick Johnson

Huh?

Don't do this tonight. Tomorrow, I'll stand up for this city. I'll undo all your dastardly plans. But there's someone who needs me tonight.

What the %@&$#--

Language, young lady.

You.. You're... Spider-Man?!

Holy crap, he's gonna kill Jameson. I have to stop him!

I... do have to stop him, right?

Yes!!!

None of this adds up... Holding a grudge about some mistake I may have made years ago?! Agonizing over some college breakup?! The Harry Osborn I knew moved past all this--built his own life, started a family of his own. This can't be it. This can't be what you want me to confess to.

Hh. No, no, of course not, Pete. You know this runs much deeper than that.

So--what, then?! Just tell me, and I'll say it! What I did, however I wronged you--I'm sorry. What ever caused you to turn yourself into this--

Turn--turn... myself? YOU DID THIS TO ME!

I'm trying to save the universe!

And why would you be trying to save the universe?

Because I live within it, you idiot!

Are you still one of us?

What does your Spider-Sense tell you?

I don't want to fight you.

Because you're still hurt.

No, because you are!

Don't act like you want to help me!

All I ever wanted is to help you!

Y'know, I should really have a battle cry. "Webs away!" or something like that.

No.

But...

No.

Can't believe I'm doing this... I believe you.

You... you do?

Yes... also, the electric plasma jet-engine you're working on looked pretty cool. If the job is still available --

Peter, I'll stop you right there... You're hired.

This can't possibly be good.

Don't talk. Listen. You said you wanted to help me? Help me.

All right. Thank you for trusting me with this.

I don't. But MJ is out there. Alone. I don't have a choice.

Understood. Prepare for ignition.

You usin' child labor now, web-head? That's messed up. I'm gangster all day, but I ain't about to zap some kid. What's wrong with you?

Hey, this is not my deal. I've never had a sidekick. I can't even look after houseplants!

That's not the Rose.

Never said it was.

Then it will cost you, Spider-Man. And not just you. I could have controlled every criminal on the island. Now there will be chaos. Every New Yorker will pay!

We already have! Our city is burning! It'll take months to recover. Not to mention Randy Robertson... YOU SHOT MY FRIEND!

Wait! You saw how angry he got. He's still inside me. He wants out. Wants to do bad things. You saw.

But you did the right thing, William. You turned yourself in. You're safe in here. He can't get out.

He's not the only one I'm worried about. I need you to tell your friend. Tell Spider-Man. They want him out too.

Well, if you're going the secret-I.D. route--which I cannot recommend more strongly, by the way...

...then you're gonna need a nom de guerre. A codename. A super-hero name.

I've thought about that too. Call me...ELEMENTARY!

Peter, I'm sorry you were pulled into this. I'm sorry it hurts--

I'm sorry too, Doc... I quit.

You can't "quit." The Covenant must be upheld or the world falls!

Let it fall... I don't care.

You're right. I don't know you. To know you, I'd have to see your life through the people you've lost, but even so--

So go ahead.

What?

That's one of your snazzy new powers, isn't it? Take a good look.

Look at you, my little protégé. On top of the situation. Everyone's safe so far. And you're just fighting "bank robbers." No A-list-y villains. Just common everyday thugs. I think someone's angling for pizza and ice cream after this, huh? So... where are the bank robbers?

Ah. About that. Funny story... me and Christina. We're the bank robbers.

I'm sorry... I'm so sorry... please don't hate me... I don't want to lose you. I love you.

What did you say?

Whoa... I... I'm sorry. That... can we call a time-out? Please?

  1. Amazing Spider-Man (Vol. 6) #1
  2. Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man #133
  3. (after the Tetrarchs of Entropy teleported the Avengers to another dimension)

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