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Remind me never to piss you off.

Deadpool Vol 4 23

I'm a guy with a plan.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Vol 3 1

We've been watching you. Honestly? I'm a little protective of you. I've got you at arm's length because I don't want your world to get too big too fast. That's all. But since you're here -- go show me what you can do.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Vol 3 2

That's the thing. It is complicated. Far too complicated for a simple binary question. "Whose side are you on?" Danvers or Stark? There has to be a third option.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Vol 1 8

My mind races. Did Rogers use Deadpool as an torpedo? And he used a drop piece to make the shooting right? That's not the kind of chat you have with the head of S.H.I.E.L.D. without proof. I need to prove myself wrong. Cap can't have done what I think he did.

Deadpool Vol 5 27

I knew something was wrong with Cap. After tonight I can prove it. Whatever's wrong with Cap-- I just hope it can be undone. I'd do whatever I can. I would die for Captain America... But unfortunately, Deadpool will kill for him.

Deadpool Vol 5 31

Cause of death... instantaneous dissolution of your atoms through an infinitely recursive fold of space... say that ten times fast. Heh. I'm sorry, Spidey... jokes keep the tears away. I don't know what to say, other than... hang in there, hero.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 6 62

Magister Karnak, this is William and Sarah Roderick. Their son Adam fell victim to the Terrigen Mists following the destruction of Attilan, and underwent Terrigenesis.

Adam Roderick (Earth-616)

It's not about the size of the artillery. It's about choosing the perfect bullets. Storm, Iron Man, Reed Richards... they all know their own teams inside and out, which is critical--but limiting. I got this job because I'm good at mixing and matching. At studying everyone's strengths and weaknesses and thinking outside the boxes labeled "Avengers" and "Masters of Evil". Remind me to tell you sometime how Quicksilver could kill the Hulk if he wanted to.

Phillip Coulson (Earth-616)

Magister Karnak, this is William and Sarah Roderick. Their son Adam fell victim to the Terrigen Mists following the destruction of Attilan, and underwent Terrigenesis.

Sarah Roderick (Earth-616)

Magister Karnak, this is William and Sarah Roderick. Their son Adam fell victim to the Terrigen Mists following the destruction of Attilan, and underwent Terrigenesis.

William Roderick (Earth-616)

Why do you need all this stuff? Are you going to tell me what's going on?

My mother was killed by Russian mercenaries in order to draw me out. I don't know why. An honest-to-God super villain attacked me, and I got my butt saved by Captain America. S.H.I.E.L.D. took me into custody, they who wanted to put me into witness protection. I assaulted six of their agents escaping. They're tracking me even as we speak. So I called you.

Uh... Thanks?

But here's the problem, Miss Hill... Why couldn't these Utopians live there?

Why were they under attack?

Why after all we have been through is no mutant safe from attack?

How come the Avengers can set up shop anywhere they want and everyone is cool with it?

But mutants... With mutants it's always hit first, ask questions latter.

It's enough to make people a little paranoid, yeah?

They were lying.

Not about the last part.

You're right. I don't know you. To know you, I'd have to see your life through the people you've lost, but even so--

So go ahead.

What?

That's one of your snazzy new powers, isn't it? Take a good look.

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