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Quote1.png It's too much for me! I've got the most powerful thing in the world under my control, and I don't know what to do with it! But one thing I do know... I don't dare go to sleep again, unless he's locked up back in his dungeon! Quote2.png
Incredible Hulk Vol 1 3
Quote1.png What'll we do? You can't lick a whole platoon of these cats! Look at the hardware they're carryin', Hulk! Quote2.png
Incredible Hulk Vol 1 4
Quote1.png Gosh, Iron Man -- if you won't level with them, how can the Avengers help? Quote2.png
Avengers Vol 1 7
Quote1.png Something's happening to me -- like I was changing -- like I wasn't Rick Jones anymore -- but --Captain Marvel!! Quote2.png
Captain Marvel Vol 1 17
Quote1.png But the real truth is -- I don't know who I am anymore. A folk-rock comer named Rick Jones -- or a guy from another galaxy called Mar-Vell! Quote2.png
Captain Marvel Vol 1 20
Quote1.png I -- I did it! I just thought about them -- and they're forming -- out of thin air! Quote2.png
Avengers Vol 1 97
Quote1.png I might as well have never left the Avengers. Quote2.png
Captain Marvel Vol 1 22
Quote1.png Captain America taught me how to fight... And that alone makes me worth five of you creeps! Quote2.png
Captain Marvel Vol 1 24
Quote1.png Ya see, ya killed a man -- a good man! I got mad -- and when Rick Jones is mad -- so's -- Captain Marvel! Quote2.png
Captain Marvel Vol 1 25
Quote1.png How the (Expletive Deleted) did I get into this mess! Quote2.png
Captain Marvel Vol 1 35
Quote1.png This is another fine mess you've gotten us into Marv! Quote2.png
Captain Marvel Vol 1 39
Quote1.png The Teen Brigade days hold some of the fondest memories of my life! Quote2.png
Captain Marvel Vol 1 51
Quote1.png I guess I'll never be a super-hero. Quote2.png
Captain America Vol 1 221
Quote1.png Ever since Bruce Banner pushed me to safety and took the brunt of that gamma blast that turned him into the Hulk -- Well, I've felt responsible! One mistake and I'm spending a lifetime trying to rectify it! Quote2.png
Incredible Hulk Vol 1 323
Quote1.png I'll show you! I'll show you what happens when you mess with the Hulk! Quote2.png
Incredible Hulk Vol 1 331
Quote1.png That's not an earthquake. Too rhythmical. It's either giant robots or a two-ton Riverdance troupe - NO! BRUCE! AW MAN, I AM SO FREAKIN' SICK OF BEING RIGHT ALL THE TIME! Quote2.png
Incredible Hulk Vol 1 462
Quote1.png Boy, get one thing wrong, and the critiques start. Quote2.png
Captain Marvel Vol 4 3
Quote1.png ...she's no more Jarella's long-lost sister than I am! She's just trying to take advantage of the love and esteem you have for her. Quote2.png
Captain Marvel Vol 4 6
Quote1.png Kelly, listen to me! Listen kid! Make your own happy ending! Turn your reality into a place where you never had your powers to begin with! That's all it'll take! Quote2.png
Captain Marvel Vol 4 10
Quote1.png Uh...Death? I...think I'm stuck old and with one arm. Can I be wrong about that, too? Death? Yo...Death? Ohhhh crap. Quote2.png
Captain Marvel Vol 4 18
Quote1.png I'm old, with one arm, and still stuck with Marv... My life is a bad dream... But hey... ...at least I've got you to wake up. Quote2.png
Captain Marvel Vol 4 19
Quote1.png Face it, Heather, you're putting the "Moon" in Moondragon. If your butt gets any bigger, it's gonna start affecting the tides. Quote2.png
Captain Marvel Vol 4 20
Quote1.png Super-villain fates are like the military sometimes, Mar'. Don't ask......don't tell. Quote2.png
Captain Marvel Vol 4 21
Quote1.png When I had cancer? Nothin'. And... And when I was crippled? Nothin'. Nothin' compared to this. I'm a young man, trapped in an old man's body. Quote2.png
Captain Marvel Vol 4 24
Quote1.png You have an evil future self named Fredd. I have an evil future self called Thanatos. The Maestro is the Hulk's evil future self. I wonder if we can get a group rate for some serious therapy. Quote2.png
Captain Marvel Vol 4 33
Quote1.png See, that's what heroes do, Steck. They save people. Triumph over obstacles. Beat the bad guys. As for our family, friends, well...they're always casualties, y'see? Relationships fall apart. Loved ones become targets for bad guys. They should really form a support group for families of superdoers. Kind of like they have for families of alcoholics, y'know? It's not all that different, y'know. Alcoholism and super heroing. You become hooked on something that feels so good when you're doing it. You get this...this buzz. This high. And you want more of it, and more. Pretty soon, it takes over your life, and it defines who you are. And sooner or later, it kills you. There's two kinds of super heroes, Steck. Those who die horribly...and those who haven't died yet. Quote2.png
Captain Marvel Vol 4 35
Quote1.png Shinga Doon seemed quite rational in life...so, in death, seems fitting I've rationed him. Quote2.png
Captain Marvel Vol 5 3
Quote1.png I thought I knew rage. I mean, I hung out with the Hulk, for God's sake. I thought I knew what pure, undiluted fury was like. But I've never seen anything like what Marv does to his father. Never. Ever. It makes the 'Singing in the Rain' sequence from 'Clockwork Orange' look like a third grade ballet recital. Quote2.png
Captain Marvel Vol 5 5
Quote1.png I guess history isn't the truth. It's just what someone with self-interest wants you to believe. Quote2.png
Captain Marvel Vol 5 23
Quote1.png I'll show you! I'll show you what happens when you mess with the Hulk! Quote2.png
Hulk Visionaries: Peter David Vol 1 1
Quote1.png A-BOMB SMASH RED MAN!! Quote2.png
Hulk Vol 2 3
Quote1.png No, hey! There's the bad monster -- I'm the nice monster! Quote2.png
Hulk Vol 2 25
Quote1.png Story of my life. I'm always left behind. Quote2.png
Hulk Smash Avengers Vol 1 1
Quote1.png I've been a sidekick for years now. I've seen a lot. I've seen the bad guys win. I've watched the good guys die. And if there's one thing I learned, it's this: The real monster in your life doesn't do loud rants in loud costumes. He doesn't gloat or give speeches. The real monster stays quiet. Keeps his head down. He's got a reputation to think about. He's got a name. Maybe you know it. Quote2.png
Immortal Hulk Vol 1 16
Quote1.png I've been a sidekick for years now. I've seen a lot. I've seen the bad guys win. I've watched the good guys die. And if there's one thing I learned, it's this: The real monster in your life doesn't do loud rants in loud costumes. He doesn't gloat or give speeches. The real monster stays quiet. Keeps his head down. He's got a reputation to think about. He's got a name. Maybe you know it. Quote2.png
Richard Jones (Earth-616)
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Rick Jones
He...talks?! He says he wants help!
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Hulk
I'll help 'im, all right. Help him to shut up!
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Incredible Hulk Vol 1 341
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Rick Jones
Then again, maybe you should have a chance to stretch your legs. SHAZAM!
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Genis-Vell
Sha-what?
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Rick Jones
Something Gomer Pyle used to say. Don't sweat it. You've got other things to worry about.
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Captain Marvel Vol 4 0
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Genis-Vell
It's Genis from now on, Rick. Or Captain Marvel.
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Rick Jones
How about Marv?
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Genis-Vell
That sounds stupid.
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Rick Jones
Well, it's what I always called your dad...y'know, what with it being his name and all.
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Genis-Vell
Oh. Right. Uhm...very well, then. I'd be honored to be addressed that way...on behalf of his memory, and on behalf of all those who remember him.
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Captain Marvel Vol 4 1
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Genis-Vell
Rick, you know him better than anyone else. What's the best way to fight the Hulk?
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Rick Jones
Hire the Juggernaut to do it and move to Portugal.
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Captain Marvel Vol 4 2

Genis-Vell
Rick... Since I look to you for expertise about human beings......can you explain the female of your species to me?
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Rick Jones
No. No one can.
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Captain Marvel Vol 4 8

Supreme Intelligence
And you believe, therefore, that none other can construct such a gateway? Name one thing that Reed Richards can do that I cannot!
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Rick Jones
Pick his nose.
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Captain Marvel Vol 4 23
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Rick Jones
Man, you're like some kind of hulking --
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Hulk
Hulk.
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Hulk: Gray Vol 1 1
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Mentor
I'm Mentor, leader of the Titans.
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Rick Jones
I thought Robin was leader of the Titans.
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Mentor
Shut up.
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Captain Marvel Vol 5 18
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Rick Jones
Hello, why aren't you taking any of this seriously?
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Steve Rogers.
Because it's not real. I'm dreaming all this
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Captain America: Man Out of Time Vol 1 2
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A-Bomb
We're not just weapons, we're people too, dammit!
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Doc Green
Well, "A-Bomb," I have bad news: If there's anything more unstable than weapons, it's people.
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Hulk Vol 3 6

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